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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby xulaus » Tue May 11, 2010 10:51 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:A question here: when will our comics get into xkcdsw.com? Are they posted automatically, or do I have to do it myself?
Neither. There's someone that goes though the thread and does it, because they are such a nice person and I, for one, thank them. There is a massive backlog though, so don't expect recent ones up any time soon.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed May 12, 2010 3:48 pm UTC

xulaus wrote:
Ephemeron wrote:A question here: when will our comics get into xkcdsw.com? Are they posted automatically, or do I have to do it myself?
Neither. There's someone that goes though the thread and does it, because they are such a nice person and I, for one, thank them. There is a massive backlog though, so don't expect recent ones up any time soon.


Ah, I see. And a little investigation shows me it's currently on page 109. I suppose we can only help by... posting more comics?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sophyturtle » Wed May 12, 2010 4:38 pm UTC

Amnesiasoft wrote:...: I will transplant my brain into a woman's body ...
...: I will transplant my brain into a woman's body ...
I sense a theme here a sexy sexy theme.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Wed May 12, 2010 11:25 pm UTC

Amnesiasoft wrote:
Giant Speck wrote:Karma: Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon.

If you are a male: I will transplant my brain into a woman's body and have your babies.
If you are a female: I will transplant my brain into a woman's body and have your clone babies.

I don't know whether to be scared, flattered, or turned on... or all three...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Fri May 14, 2010 12:56 am UTC

Giant Speck wrote:I don't know whether to be scared, flattered, or turned on... or all three...

You may only pick two of the above.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Fri May 14, 2010 1:09 am UTC

Amnesiasoft wrote:
Giant Speck wrote:I don't know whether to be scared, flattered, or turned on... or all three...

You may only pick two of the above.

I pick "all three" and "flattered".
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby poxic » Fri May 14, 2010 1:12 am UTC

Really? I'd pick "be" and "scared". But that might just be me.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Fri May 14, 2010 1:24 am UTC

I'd pick 'turned' and 'on', but that's personal.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Fri May 14, 2010 2:14 am UTC

I picked "what is this, I don't even"

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Fri May 14, 2010 2:49 am UTC

I picked my nose.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Fri May 14, 2010 4:25 am UTC

I pick comics!

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I keep having the same nightmare. It always ends with me falling brain-first into the zombie's waiting arms.

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Every time I see a floor I'm reminded of those games.
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a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
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b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Fri May 14, 2010 10:19 am UTC

I think it was the first thought that went through my head when I saw the new strip.
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I have to admit I've downloaded that album. On the other hand, that was the time when I was just discovering the world of warez, so I would get just basically anything.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri May 14, 2010 11:04 am UTC

Malamanteau, slightly worsenteau-ed.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby philsov » Fri May 14, 2010 1:22 pm UTC

Jar'O'Jam wrote:I think it was the first thought that went through my head when I saw the new strip.


same! Awesome sw.

So... I present this instead:
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Daft Punk, get out of my head!
The time and seasons go on, but all the rhymes and reasons are wrong
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dasboard » Fri May 14, 2010 6:03 pm UTC

Jar'O'Jam wrote:I think it was the first thought that went through my head when I saw the new strip.
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Same here. I recently downloaded the album because I had it stuck in my head.

AND NOW IT IS AGAIN.
Are you ready? Well I made my bet
Are you ready? I made some.. preparations.
Are you ready? But I'm older now!
But are you ready? Yeah...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri May 14, 2010 6:48 pm UTC

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No one can agree how to count how many types of people there are. You could ask two people and get 10 different answers.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Wolf » Fri May 14, 2010 7:52 pm UTC

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This fills me with more mirth than is logical. Hee. :D
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri May 14, 2010 8:10 pm UTC

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http://internetometer.com/give/4279
No one can agree how to count how many types of people there are. You could ask two people and get 10 different answers.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Fri May 14, 2010 10:42 pm UTC

So I had the idea to do another rickrolling comic. It seemed almost too easy, but without further ado:
Ghostrolling:
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Just like a hated meme that refuses to die. Come on, we all love rickrolling really.
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But while I was looking at the rickrolling comic, I had the idea to do something much better:

Choices: Part 1 (alternate beginning)
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Before you ask: no, this comic is not a reference to the 'AAAAAAAAA!' meme.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Fri May 14, 2010 11:05 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Choices: Part 1 (alternate beginning)
Spoiler:
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Before you ask: no, this comic is not a reference to the 'AAAAAAAAA!' meme.
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That was infinitely awesome.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby CombustibleLemons » Fri May 14, 2010 11:23 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Choices: Part 1 (alternate beginning)
Spoiler:
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Before you ask: no, this comic is not a reference to the 'AAAAAAAAA!' meme.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Fri May 14, 2010 11:32 pm UTC

Amishdemon wrote:
Ephemeron wrote:Choices: Part 1 (alternate beginning)
Spoiler:
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Before you ask: no, this comic is not a reference to the 'AAAAAAAAA!' meme.
524 | 439 | 308 | 417 | 266 | 1


I give my undying allegiance to you


I pledge three souls to you!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Kulantan » Fri May 14, 2010 11:46 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Choices: Part 1 (alternate beginning)
Spoiler:
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Before you ask: no, this comic is not a reference to the 'AAAAAAAAA!' meme.
524 | 439 | 308 | 417 | 266 | 1

That was brilliant... Sorry for this:
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Hurrah for hallucinations caused by massive brain trauma!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sat May 15, 2010 12:23 am UTC

Slightly worser:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Sat May 15, 2010 12:24 am UTC

I liked the first alternate beginning better.

Please, if you are a man create clones of yourself, but swap the Y with an X so that he can have my babies.

If you're a girl, have my babies period.

Then, just to reinforce things, condition the children to have a mild Oedipus complex. I'll fake my death, and then you can have my babies' babies too! :D
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sat May 15, 2010 12:25 am UTC

@Chewanater: Not this cycle again...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Sat May 15, 2010 12:38 am UTC

And we're back to Rick Astley:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sat May 15, 2010 12:55 am UTC

kaimason1 wrote:@Chewanater: Not this cycle again...

I didn't want to do this, but you've forced my hand.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sat May 15, 2010 1:13 am UTC

Second Panel: XCD? Is that some sort of broken Computer disk?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sat May 15, 2010 3:29 am UTC

It was a typo that I might fix eventually.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dason » Sat May 15, 2010 4:56 am UTC

OR you could take your pick...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Sat May 15, 2010 9:35 am UTC

Wow, thanks for your feedback. :D And I feel honoured that people have made xkcdswsws of my comic (which are horriffic by the way, but I feel honoured nonetheless :mrgreen:). Since you've have been so great, I reward you with another comic:

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The i stands for individual
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Blinke » Sat May 15, 2010 10:10 am UTC

That's just awesome.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Sat May 15, 2010 12:40 pm UTC

Blinke wrote:That's just awesome.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 15, 2010 12:50 pm UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:
Blinke wrote:That's just awesome.
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Sat May 15, 2010 1:37 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
Walter.Horvath wrote:
Blinke wrote:That's just awesome.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sat May 15, 2010 2:31 pm UTC

I Am Raven wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:
Walter.Horvath wrote:
Blinke wrote:That's just awesome.

+G64

Sheep!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby scebert » Sun May 16, 2010 8:38 pm UTC

Spoiler:



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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun May 16, 2010 8:55 pm UTC

scebert wrote:
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Oh god the pun it hurts.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Sun May 16, 2010 9:31 pm UTC

scebert wrote:
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That's... That's beautiful.


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