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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Whelan » Fri May 21, 2010 3:14 pm UTC

Justine Beiber.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cane » Fri May 21, 2010 3:29 pm UTC

TaintedDeity wrote:I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is male.

Don't be a dick just because she has short hair and a flat chest. I think she's kinda pretty in her own way.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby rrwoods » Fri May 21, 2010 5:51 pm UTC

Cane wrote:
TaintedDeity wrote:I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is male.

Don't be a dick just because she has short hair and a flat chest. I think she's kinda pretty in her own way.

Everything about this singer I've read uses male pronouns to refer to this singer. :?:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dason » Fri May 21, 2010 6:04 pm UTC

rrwoods wrote:
Cane wrote:
TaintedDeity wrote:I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is male.

Don't be a dick just because she has short hair and a flat chest. I think she's kinda pretty in her own way.

Everything about this singer I've read uses male pronouns to refer to this singer. :?:

I think you're just underestimating how devoted they are to this joke.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cane » Fri May 21, 2010 6:07 pm UTC

rrwoods wrote:
Cane wrote:
TaintedDeity wrote:I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is male.

Don't be a dick just because she has short hair and a flat chest. I think she's kinda pretty in her own way.

Everything about this singer I've read uses male pronouns to refer to this singer. :?:

(It was a joke. It's kinda like how velociraptors are actually small and not so dangerous, so people prefer to mean utahraptor and just call them velociraptors? Some people think it's funny to "correct" people who call Bieber male, even though it is factual. I can see why you don't find this funny. Also kinda like how no one says "The cake is a lie" anymore because the more you say it the less funny it is? That's what's quickly happening with any joke where Bieber is the punchline. Yeah. Also: MFHodged by Dason.)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Whelan » Fri May 21, 2010 6:12 pm UTC

Yeah, he's male. Sings like a woman though...That wasn't a sexist remark he actually does have a very feminine voice.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Fri May 21, 2010 11:07 pm UTC

Why all this prejudice against Canadians?

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b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RedWolf » Sat May 22, 2010 12:29 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sat May 22, 2010 1:32 am UTC

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Alt: Well, it's better than Vi!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Sat May 22, 2010 2:06 am UTC

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I was going to do one bashing Beiber, but I figured this was way more awkward.
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EDIT: Could not resist.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Sun May 23, 2010 10:45 am UTC

Night:
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And you thought they were were nuclear furnaces made of plasma? How ridiculous.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Sun May 23, 2010 5:37 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Night:
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And you thought they were were nuclear furnaces made of plasma? How ridiculous.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Mon May 24, 2010 5:33 am UTC

Walkthrough:
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"Did you hear? Some idiot accidentally tried the same thing with a speed run video!"

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Mon May 24, 2010 5:58 pm UTC

Trigger warning
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Protip: Sex is a two-player game.
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a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
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I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Aikanaro » Tue May 25, 2010 2:50 am UTC

FCN wrote:
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First thought: Amusing.

Second thought: Umm, you may wanna delete that, that's a sensitive subject for some folks on these fora, especially as some are victims....
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Tue May 25, 2010 3:13 am UTC

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Randal should really have a notification saying weather the current comic is a romance, sarcasm, math, or language one to avoid confusion.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue May 25, 2010 3:15 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:
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Randal should really have a notification saying weather the current comic is a romance, sarcasm, math, or language one to avoid confusion.

So, when I went to check which one was 550, and saw the title, I thought of that line from BTTF... you know, cuz it's romance related.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Tue May 25, 2010 3:30 am UTC

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It went great until I broke that record for meme density.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed May 26, 2010 4:05 pm UTC

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I have never met anyone who has made this mistake, and I hope I never do.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Wed May 26, 2010 5:30 pm UTC

FCN wrote:Trigger warning
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I lol'd.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Wed May 26, 2010 11:30 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Categry:
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I have never met anyone who has made this mistake, and I hope I never do.
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Yes, and spelled is written "S - P - E - L - L - E - D", not "spelt".
Go back to where you cam from, dirty Brits!!! And stop messing up the American language!!!!!

(That was just a joke, for those comically impaired).
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby coolstorybro » Thu May 27, 2010 1:01 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby felltir » Thu May 27, 2010 6:10 am UTC

squareroot wrote:
Ephemeron wrote:Categry:
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I have never met anyone who has made this mistake, and I hope I never do.
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Yes, and spelled is written "S - P - E - L - L - E - D", not "spelt".
Go back to where you came from, dirty Brits!!! And stop messing up the American language!!!!!

(That was just a joke, for those comically impaired).



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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Thu May 27, 2010 7:03 am UTC

Felltir wrote:
squareroot wrote:
Ephemeron wrote:Categry:
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I have never met anyone who has made this mistake, and I hope I never do.
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Yes, and spelled is written "S - P - E - L - L - E - D", not "spelt".
Go back to where you came from, dirty Brits!!! And stop messing up the American language!!!!!

(That was just a joke, for those comically impaired).



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K-R-A-F-T. It spells CHEESE!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu May 27, 2010 1:24 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Thu May 27, 2010 1:26 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:
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WTF HERO OLD
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Thu May 27, 2010 3:53 pm UTC

Giant Speck wrote:K-R-A-F-T. It spells CHEESE!

C-I-T-Y L-I-M-I-T-S, that spells moon.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Thu May 27, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

I think I just sw'd my own comic:

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It's an easy typo, which happens to me all the time.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu May 27, 2010 11:45 pm UTC

Giant Speck wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:
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WTF HERO OLD

I read that as WTF HE ROOLD.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri May 28, 2010 12:56 am UTC

there's another word, it's lethagry

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri May 28, 2010 1:57 am UTC

And the colah' gry'.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby gmalivuk » Fri May 28, 2010 2:32 am UTC

And the word gry.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri May 28, 2010 2:38 am UTC

It says English language.

Also,

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This comic was going to be much longer, but I forgot most of it on the way downstairs.
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Postby gmalivuk » Fri May 28, 2010 3:18 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:It says English language.
Yes, and? Gry is a word in the English language.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eSOANEM » Fri May 28, 2010 11:46 am UTC

gmalivuk wrote:
TheChewanater wrote:It says English language.
Yes, and? Gry is a word in the English language.


To be fair, wiktionary lists it as an archaism so I'm not sure it really counts.

Anyway, just for good measure, here it is:

wiktionary wrote:Noun

gry

1. (archaic) A small amount.
2. (archaic) An hundredth of an inch in the decimal system of measurement devised by Locke.
my pronouns are they

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby scikidus » Sat May 29, 2010 3:29 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:It says English language.

Also,

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This comic was going to be much longer, but I forgot most of it on the way downstairs.

I am laughing. A lot. Well donegry.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dark Avorian » Sat May 29, 2010 8:59 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat May 29, 2010 9:02 pm UTC

Dark Avorian wrote:File comment: Oh, and in reference to your long scream of pain. That IS what she said. To me. Last night.

That may be the most disturbing Hat Guy quote ever.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dark Avorian » Sat May 29, 2010 9:11 pm UTC

not to mention he just crawled out of megan's icky parts (yes, vagina, I know).
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby poxic » Sat May 29, 2010 9:26 pm UTC

...You're eleven, right, Dark Avorian?
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