ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:30 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:
TheChewanater wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... =774#comic
http://xkcd.com/479/
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I read the 2nd and 3rd panels 5 times trying to find a difference.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:49 pm UTC

TheChewanater wrote:And another:
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Ugh. Bleurgh.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby DanielR » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:24 am UTC

Source: 782
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We're in India, after all.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Misnomer » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:46 pm UTC

First attempt at an xkcdsw...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:56 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby brakos82 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:56 pm UTC

TheChewanater wrote:
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Possibly the first good Kama Sutra sw. :P
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:50 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:17 am UTC

Giant Speck wrote:You win an internet, good sir.


I think my internet is going to have to be confiscated.

http://xkcd.com/783/
http://xkcd.com/777/
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http://xkcd.com/641/
http://xkcd.com/777/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby chridd » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:31 am UTC

Probably fairly obvious:
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Even worse: "Yes, I know I'm getting slightly closer, just tell me the address!"
http://xkcd.com/783/ + http://xkcd.com/407/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby cz1 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:37 am UTC

And I thought I'd be the first to make this one. I do have a slightly different ending though.


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phillipsjk » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:36 am UTC

My "Corrected" version of I Don't Want Directions

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby broken_escalator » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:17 pm UTC

DanielR wrote:Source: 782
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seems about right :)

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:08 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:http://xkcd.com/641/
http://xkcd.com/777/
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What do you hate? Advertisers using different vanishing points for their products? :P

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:27 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:03 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SecondTalon » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:23 pm UTC

Jar'O'Jam wrote:/784/

Agreed
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:34 pm UTC

You were expecting this.
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784, 414

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby philsov » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:50 pm UTC

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But you're cold like Pluto all the same.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:51 pm UTC

Ubik wrote:You were expecting this.
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784, 414

Oh god please no.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Whelan » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

Why all the depressing today guys?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby scikidus » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:18 pm UTC

My first one in a while.

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xkcd #784
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TOTO-ally a fluke, these two comics.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Zohar » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:24 pm UTC

Yeah, they fit eerily well.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tiem » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:16 am UTC

Original:http://xkcd.com/784/
My first few attempts. Sorry, I only have MS Paint. :(
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alt text: God, she's been so moody since she had the baby.

Original:http://xkcd.com/48/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:27 am UTC

Here's a font I recommend you download. It will give more consistency.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tiem » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:32 am UTC

Cool, thank you. ^^
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:34 am UTC

Alternatively, kidnap Randall.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:37 am UTC

Magnanimous wrote:Alternatively, kidnap Randall.

Or just his hand.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:42 am UTC

Giant Speck wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:Alternatively, kidnap Randall.

Or just his hand.

Or hire Eames from Inception.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby from canada » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:19 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheGrammarBolshevik » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:35 am UTC

It took me a second to realize that the original wasn't gallows humor along those lines.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:26 am UTC

Too obvious?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:36 pm UTC

First one in a while that made me chuckle out loud. Well done!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:18 pm UTC

Magnanimous wrote:Too obvious?

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Too funny!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

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I once tried to market homeopathic water, but I couldn't find anything to dilute it with.
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Waiting for pagetopper to post my next comic...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Levi » Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:42 pm UTC

Say, how well do you think homeopathic liquor would sell?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:04 pm UTC

Levi wrote:Say, how well do you think homeopathic liquor would sell?

It depends on how catchy annoying the commercials are for it.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tiem » Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:50 am UTC

Magnanimous wrote:
Giant Speck wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:Alternatively, kidnap Randall.

Or just his hand.

Or hire Eames from Inception.

Thanks guys, I needed to add to my to-do list anyways. ^^
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:29 pm UTC

Sorry guys, my pagetopping comic won't be ready until I get my hard drive fixed.

But here's another one. Hope you enjoy.

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I'm not sure if any news organisations really do this.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cytoplasm » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:33 pm UTC

Jar'O'Jam wrote:/784/

Dammit. I fell for it. :P
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:54 pm UTC

12 hours? 12 hours and nobody's done this yet?
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