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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:49 pm UTC

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Way to shock people. Asshole.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:02 pm UTC

pkcommando wrote:1406
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I approve.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Whizbang » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:03 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:33 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:1409
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The moral of the story: The only people who aren't stupidassholejerkfaces have dicks larger than 30 cm.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:45 am UTC

Who wrote:
Whizbang wrote:1409
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The moral of the story: The only people who aren't stupidassholejerkfaces have dicks larger than 30 cm.

I don't think we have a sufficient sample size to properly conclude that.

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:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby azule » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:44 am UTC

You'd...like to sample more penises? Hah, go for it. :P

Funny one, Wb, btw.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:32 am UTC

dzamie wrote:
Who wrote:
Whizbang wrote:1409
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The moral of the story: The only people who aren't stupidassholejerkfaces have dicks larger than 30 cm.

I don't think we have a sufficient sample size to properly conclude that.

That's the way most stories with morals are, preachy via made up anecdotal evidence.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm UTC

1063 & 1408:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:05 pm UTC

From What If 109:
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Yeah, well, let's see you do a better job of making a stick figure NdT using only Paint.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:11 pm UTC

What is an NdT?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Deva » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:13 pm UTC

Changes its form depending on the observer.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:07 am UTC

I'm going to step off the LEM now... here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:59 pm UTC

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Subtle, yet revealing. Well played.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:46 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:14 pm UTC

No oil for blood?

:shock:

I salute your ... disturbing ... nature.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:34 pm UTC

pkcommando wrote:No oil for blood?

:shock:

I salute your ... disturbing ... nature.


Have you ever seen those shirts that say "No Blood For Oil"?

After the robot apocalypse, those are going to be terribly ironic.1

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mathmannix » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:43 pm UTC

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Some things last. Some things don't.

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(These four parentheses have already been closed by eviloatmeal on the next page.)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:35 am UTC

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(With a "Yes" from 313)

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby azule » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:13 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:46 pm UTC

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Alt: This works with almost anyone, really.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:25 pm UTC

I'm going to step off the LEM now... here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat

eSOANEM wrote:If Fonzie's on the order of 100 zeptokelvin, I think he has bigger problems than difracting through doors.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:51 am UTC

521+1300
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At least we know how it begun.

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Well at least it's better than...
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Well, ok, fine, maybe it's pretty horrible.

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There is no self-reference here.

Inspired by the comic above it.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eviloatmeal » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:16 am UTC

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Alt text: Donner...? Is that one of them...?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby azule » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:31 am UTC

Exactly.

Now, will someone please just manip the image to have all of the dwarves names? Thanks.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:55 pm UTC

Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, and Doc.

Assuming the '37 Disney one.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:03 pm UTC

Going for the obvious w/ 1416:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:47 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, and Doc.

Assuming the '37 Disney one.
I was thinking Thorin, Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Balin, Dwalin, Ori, Dori, Nori, Bifur, Bofur, & Bombur
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:09 pm UTC

Donner, party of seven?
I'm going to step off the LEM now... here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat

eSOANEM wrote:If Fonzie's on the order of 100 zeptokelvin, I think he has bigger problems than difracting through doors.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby freezeblade » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:14 pm UTC

Envelope Generator wrote:Donner, party of seven?

Don't worry, they already got served. Order up!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:07 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SirBryghtside » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:40 pm UTC

teelo wrote:149

This is wonderful.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby azule » Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:09 pm UTC

I'm not really into Pokemon.

Kidding. Just don't turn me into one, teelo.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:15 pm UTC

385:
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The joke is that it's actually Pi+C and we're mocking the person who did everything right except forgot the +C.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moole » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:21 pm UTC

385+What-if 5:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Who » Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:40 am UTC

564+Abstruse Goose 49:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roband » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:05 am UTC

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Just don't ask about the hooker who tried to force his way into the first team selection...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:28 pm UTC

The Strong Nuclear Whores


I can totally see this as a band name...
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SecondTalon » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:06 pm UTC

Really? My first thought for a band name after seeing Roband's worsening was "UN Peacekeeping Whore"

Political Punk being the genre, naturally.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly horse.

Postby Ubik » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:19 pm UTC

1418, 1031

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Edit: Alright, let's do it the other way too.

1031, 1418

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:34 pm UTC

The Junior High School version of 1418:
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