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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

CVSoul wrote:You know, raptors are extinct, and haven't actually been mentioned in the comic for months. I think this discussion may be moot.

Or was that actually making XKCD worse?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Raiku » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

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CVSoul wrote:You know, raptors are extinct, and haven't actually been mentioned in the comic for months. I think this discussion may be moot.

Or was that actually making XKCD worse?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:55 am UTC

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Um...

Yeah.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:20 am UTC

Hehe... :mrgreen:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:30 am UTC

I Am Raven wrote:Hehe... :mrgreen:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Phases » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:30 pm UTC

sleepygamer wrote:
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Um...

Yeah.


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roc314 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:58 pm UTC

What I first thought of when I saw the Listen To Yourself comic.
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Alt text: Not only does the virus attack Linux users' computers, it also attacks their motorcycles.
Sources: http://xkcd.com/272/ http://xkcd.com/481/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Plasma Man » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:31 pm UTC

Sleepygamer and Roc314, those are both awesome. Now all we need is zombie Linux users...

Unfortunately, I haven't made that. I've made this
http://xkcd.com/202/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roc314 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:37 pm UTC

Plasma Man wrote:Unfortunately, I haven't made that. I've made this

Good question.jpg

Nice job setting us all up to believe that yours will be about the reading comments back comic, and then it isn't. I laughed out loud at it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkuky » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:10 am UTC

an ass.an ass. (yes, I know it was probably on purpose, but it still brings out the grammar nazi in me).
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Raiku » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:29 am UTC

pkuky wrote:an ass.an ass. (yes, I know it was probably on purpose, but it still brings out the grammar nazi in me).


Jt goes to prove that everyone's a bit of a grammar Nazi-I read it and shivered...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sunami » Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

Raiku wrote:
pkuky wrote:an ass.an ass. (yes, I know it was probably on purpose, but it still brings out the grammar nazi in me).


Jt goes to prove that everyone's a bit of a grammar Nazi-I read it and shivered...


Yea, its just bad form for anyone to write like that.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:48 pm UTC

roc314 wrote:What I first thought of when I saw the Listen To Yourself comic.
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Alt text: Not only does the virus attack Linux users' computers, it attacks their motorcycles.


Can you please upload this to an image host that doesn't fail? I never got to see it

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roc314 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:00 pm UTC

Random832 wrote:Can you please upload this to an image host that doesn't fail? I never got to see it

Fixed. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=22741&p=897104#p895868
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cheese » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:02 pm UTC

Random832 wrote:
roc314 wrote:What I first thought of when I saw the Listen To Yourself comic.
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Alt text: Not only does the virus attack Linux users' computers, it attacks their motorcycles.
Can you please upload this to an image host that doesn't fail? I never got to see it
...damn, I was going to upload my copy from browser cache, and didn't realise my cache size was set to be so small... sorry.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:32 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Yuffie » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:51 am UTC

Cheese wrote:
Random832 wrote:
roc314 wrote:What I first thought of when I saw the Listen To Yourself comic.
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Alt text: Not only does the virus attack Linux users' computers, it attacks their motorcycles.
Can you please upload this to an image host that doesn't fail? I never got to see it
...damn, I was going to link to my copy from browser cache, and didn't realise my cache size was set to be so small... sorry.


Fixed.

At least that's what I first thought.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Avoidist » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:39 am UTC

No longer content with mere captions, the classhole decided to go for the record:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amarantha » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:36 am UTC

Height cat is high!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mat-tina » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:58 pm UTC

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It's pretty extensive.
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http://xkcd.com/482/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moo » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:00 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jebobek » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:01 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Rodan » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:46 pm UTC

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I kinda feel bad now.

Edit: 482: Height
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roc314 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:26 am UTC

Shouldn't that just be nothing, a blank comic, as blind people can't see themselves? It didn't stop me from laughing at it, though. Especially the alt-text.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:36 am UTC

Blind folks should probably just stay away from minefields entirely.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:47 pm UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:Blind folks should probably just stay away from minefields entirely.

Yeah, they can't scan the ground with their x-ray eyes like us.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:07 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/437/

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:14 pm UTC

Must... resist... grammar... nationali-
YOUR! NOT YOU'RE!!1

Also, that one's pretty cool :)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roc314 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

Spoiler:
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Alt text: Especially when that Black Hat Man is nearby. You can't trust him.

Sources: http://xkcd.com/315/

EDIT to fix my bad spelling (fields, not feilds).
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:04 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby roc314 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:feilds?

It's fixed now. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=22741&p=902297#p902297
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Rodan » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:32 pm UTC

Yay. I indirectly spawned a funny comic!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ConMan » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:34 am UTC

This one goes out to the people at the most recent Sydney xkcd meetup.

Besides the obvious xkcd, pictures used:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Balsamic » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:27 am UTC

ConMan wrote:This one goes out to the people at the most recent Sydney xkcd meetup.

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Hahaha, I love it! I'm immortalised in a comic.

It was a little like that, actually :oops:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jebobek » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:30 pm UTC

Haha awesome, good job! Another good one using geohash images would be from the comic where the guy goes out and explores the world with a hatted man.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:51 pm UTC

I Am Raven wrote:Must... resist... grammar... nationali-
YOUR! NOT YOU'RE!!1

Also, that one's pretty cool :)

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mrhthepie » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:10 pm UTC

Here we go:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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**Alt text: Could see that comin' a mile away.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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