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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Chfan » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:12 pm UTC

AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Dargon Cophe » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:20 am UTC

Titch wrote:I learned that life can be a fucking bitch for absolutely no reason.
It turns out a girl in my school died this morning. She didn't do anything horrible, she wasn't on anything and she wasn't ill.
She just didn't wake up...
It was absolutely horrible, and it just all round sucks.

I understand how you feel.

Never let things like this stop you from living. There's too much joy in life to linger on the negative. Respect her memory, and live your life.

Fly kites, kiss spouses, love pets, sail boats, sing songs, hug siblings, role-play, pat the heads of small children.

Live for love, and love life in spite of all it's pain.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby singlefin » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:54 am UTC

TIL: Where the harmonica sample on The Orb's Little Fluffy Clouds came from. Completely by accident.


Spoiler:
Ennio Morricone's Man with a Harmonica, should you require that information, too.



Edit: The Orb, not Orbital.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Gears » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:17 pm UTC

Chfan wrote:AAAAAAAHHHHH!
It's scary right?
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Whispering » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:13 am UTC

Today I learned that it is rather hard to get a good morgage when you have bad credit. (But we did anyway next finding a home!)
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby ACU-LP » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:00 pm UTC

That just when you're ready, just when you finally think its time that something went right for a change, it doesn't.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Dargon Cophe » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:15 pm UTC

Why must we feel pain, and teach each other the meaning of grief?
Why do we take lives and sharpen knives in the name of money?

When did we forget our dreams, our love, and our brothers?

Why do I always feel so lost?
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Dargon Cophe wrote:I am sick and tired of these motherfucking aliens on this motherfucking plain!
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Gears » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:55 pm UTC

Maybe you should buy a compass.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:49 pm UTC

Today I learned that if your cheese block has dried out and cracked, smearing margarine all over it (hey, they're both dairy right?) won't solve the problem. Well, unless you consider filling the cracks with mold a solution. X_x
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Titch wrote:I learned that life can be a fucking bitch for absolutely no reason.
It turns out a girl in my school died this morning. She didn't do anything horrible, she wasn't on anything and she wasn't ill.
She just didn't wake up...
It was absolutely horrible, and it just all round sucks.

I understand how you feel.

Never let things like this stop you from living. There's too much joy in life to linger on the negative. Respect her memory, and live your life.

Fly kites, kiss spouses, love pets, sail boats, sing songs, hug siblings, role-play, pat the heads of small children.

Live for love, and love life in spite of all it's pain.
A few years ago, one of the very few people at my high school who was not a complete jackass randomly got killed by lightning. :(
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby howardh » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:28 am UTC

10 more digits of pi!
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby arcane » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:32 am UTC

Dargon Cophe wrote:Why must we feel pain, and teach each other the meaning of grief?
Why do we take lives and sharpen knives in the name of money?

When did we forget our dreams, our love, and our brothers?

Why do I always feel so lost?


Gears wrote:Maybe you should buy a compass.


Or buy everyone a moral compass.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:47 am UTC

TIL that I instantly compare the calories in any food/drink to how much coke I'd have to drink to equal the calories.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Dargon Cophe » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:42 am UTC

A compass that points to the modus operandi of happiness.

...That'd be one hell of a compass.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby ACU-LP » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:43 am UTC

HarleyQuinn wrote:TIL that I instantly compare the calories in any food/drink to how much coke I'd have to drink to equal the calories.
I did this once, you have to drink a hell of a lot of diet coke.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:29 pm UTC

Izawwlgood wrote:I take d33p's quote to mean life is worth loving and living and fighting for, and that doesn't mean bashing a chair over some random guys head at a bar because Huh huh huh huh, violence is funny! but instead feeling passionate, excited, moved and motivated by something enough that your blood boils and your heart races at it's mention. To have something you'd defend with your life, because without passions and ambitions, we're just cattle moving around a sterile system.


And if you want to be literal about the quote, I applied it to working until my hands bled for a good cause.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby TheKrikkitWars » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:46 am UTC

In an odd moment of realisation I now know that my mountain tent weighs less than my laptop; and yet can stand up to 75 mile an hour winds...
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:07 am UTC

I learned that the pizza place I wanted to stop at today closes some time before 6:30. D:
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby lulzfish » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:19 am UTC

TIL that there's actually a solid 3 or 4 people on the Internet who also loved Lego Rock Raiders.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby TaintedDeity » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:22 am UTC

That game was great.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby kingofdreams » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:52 am UTC

today I learned that some people are better than others at irony, some people are better than them, some people only think they understand irony, and some people are called jorge, and there is absolutely no way to reliably differentiate between them (especially if they say they're called jorge).
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Wednesday » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:10 am UTC

I am much, much more desensitized to gorey things than I had thought previously.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Zorlin » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:31 am UTC

Not really today - but on Friday I learned that what I needed was closer than I thought, and that I was falling for someone suddenly.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby rath358 » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:52 pm UTC

today i learned that some of the games available for ubuntu are awesome!
makesme wanna put a new partition on all my other computers

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Troy Martin » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:35 pm UTC

Today I learned that numb cheek != bad. I was kind of freaked out when I couldn't feel part of my cheek, but then I learned it's probably a swollen salivary gland. Fun.

Oh, and hot tea is a cure-all.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Sir-Taco » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:57 pm UTC

Today I learned that I'm a nut for remixes.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby mieulium » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:23 pm UTC

I learned today that I am the most irritating person in the world ( To myself ).

You see, I am pretty introverted, and when someone passes me (in a big area), I actually pray that the person didn't see me, or I pretend that I didn't see the person.

I think I have made people a few people angry within the week that I was introduced to them. But, my uni being small, I meet people more than three times a day. Do I say hi to them everytime i pass them? Is that normal? I don't know. :S
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby mobikwa » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:22 pm UTC

Today I learned that I am technically obese again.

But I am in the normal body fat range for a male my age...

Stupid BMI

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby GraphiteGirl » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:29 pm UTC

mobikwa wrote:Today I learned that I am technically obese again.

But I am in the normal body fat range for a male my age...

Stupid BMI


Stupid BMI indeed.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby crowey » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:33 pm UTC

TIL, I'm developing an allergy to latex.

Fortunately I learned it via latex gloves rather than condoms :lol:

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby rubber314chicken » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:16 pm UTC

I learned that even the most honest women will make up stories to win an argument. I knew not to argue with them though.... BAD mistake.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Torvaun » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:44 pm UTC

rubber314chicken wrote:I learned that even the mostpretty honest womenhumans will make up stories to win an argument. I knew not to argue with themdecided to make this a story about how women are deceitful though.... BAD mistake.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Chfan » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:39 pm UTC

TIL that male chicks useless to the egg industry are ground up in giant machines. Each day I get closer and closer to going vegan.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Zer088 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:13 pm UTC

TIL about that weird disorienting feeling you get when going up and then down an out of service escalator
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby lu6cifer » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:24 pm UTC

Today I learned where all the laws are recorded.
I know from history class that the constitution just lays out a system of government, and doesn't tell you what's specifically illegal and legal.
But for years, I've wondered, "Where do they record the law that says this or that?"
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Durin » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

I learned that the limit as x approaches 0 of 1-cosx/x^2 isn't 0 because ×(∞) is an indertminate form and will help me stop f'ing up my Calculus homework now.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Alpha Omicron » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:11 pm UTC

Durin wrote:I learned that the limit as x approaches 0 of 1-cosx/x^2 isn't 0 because ×(∞) is an indertminate form and will help me stop f'ing up my Calculus homework now.

The limit is 0.5 by repeated application of L'Hospital's Rule:
[math]\begin{eqnarray}
\lim_{x \to 0} \frac{1-\cos{x}}{x^2} &=& \lim_{x \to 0} \frac{\sin{x}}{2x}\\
&=& \lim_{x \to 0} \frac{\cos{x}}{2}\\
&=& \frac{1}{2}
\end{eqnarray}[/math]
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Durin » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:17 pm UTC

I don't learn L'Hopitals until next semester.

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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Alpha Omicron » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:25 pm UTC

Durin wrote:I don't learn L'Hopitals until next semester.
Then I don't think you can calculate that limit. Oh well. L'Hospital's isn't hard to do.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:40 am UTC

Today I learned that I am more interested in particle physics than chemical physics.
Partially because nobody wants to tell me about chemical physics, they all explain it like this:
'It's a mixture of... chemistry and physics'
Well to be honest, that's the obvious bit.
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Re: Today I Learned

Postby rubber314chicken » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:04 am UTC

mieulium wrote:I think I have made people a few people angry within the week that I was introduced to them. But, my uni being small, I meet people more than three times a day. Do I say hi to them everytime i pass them? Is that normal? I don't know. :S


It depends on about 200 different factors. The #1 factor of course is: how many other people are nearby. if its jsut you two, saying hi is mandetory, and if it jam packed, you can walk by no problems (but if they say hi, at least acknowledge it)
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