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I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Felstaff » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:09 pm UTC

To the daring fora member who posted a naked picture of themselves on the fora yesterday, I owe you £5 (or $8.96)

You were right, it was lost in the great data smurdgeoning. All I needed to do was right-click & save and you'd be blackmailed forever. Fortunately, I am a.) a gentleman, and b.) an idiot.

Perhaps Davean has a personal back-up of all posts made between 6:53 and 7:51pm and we could get together to ruin you. If, indeed, that was your real body and not just your face photoshopped on top of it. (Nice tattoos, by the way)

Please note I certainly DID NOT agree to giving you another £5/$8.96 if I posted my hirsute self in reply, which is good as I chickened out anyway. Wait... no I didn't. I totally posted a Felbuff response. So you owe me £5.

The debt is settled.

(Ironically the first posting of this also got deleted, so I've tried to rewrite as best I could)
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby wst » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

Wow. That is truely epic. I bet Davean has locked it away in his terabyte vaults of pictures of badly behaved fora members...
Yes, a terabyte vault. So what is it's not a real thing yet?
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Awia » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:36 pm UTC

I usually loathe to post something like this, but in this situation I think it is justified.
(More) Pics or it didn't happen.
Who was it anyway?

I totally expect this to branch into a "Post yourself naked" thread.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby SecondTalon » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:39 pm UTC

Didn't that already happen?

*edit* Sorry, that'd be well before your time. Might not even be supposed to talk about it anymore.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby WraithXt1 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:40 pm UTC

Did I miss something awesome? What the hell!

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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Awia » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:41 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Might not even be supposed to talk about it anymore.
I'm scared to ask.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby SecondTalon » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

Actually, now that I think about it, I'm getting the Nude Thread and the Boob thread mixed up. Shocking, isn't it. I think the nude one was in FaiD or something.
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:17 pm UTC

Someday, I won't be able to enter both of those *sigh*

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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:22 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Actually, now that I think about it, I'm getting the Nude Thread and the Boob thread mixed up. Shocking, isn't it. I think the nude one was in FaiD or something.
Probably a good thing it was lost then, that thread got pretty creepy. Good luck getting any money out of them Felstaff, unless of course davean did get some sort of back-up.

EDIT:Oh wait, the money giving cancelled out. Good luck with those naked pics of yourself then, I guess.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Cheese » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:37 pm UTC

Basically what SoapyHobo said. Apart from the bit about money cancelling out - I'm sure you'll both be hiring those wonderful lawyer-things at somepoint in the near future.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby quintopia » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:26 pm UTC

1 more internet for Felstaff. Wish I'd thought of this.

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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby DJorgensen » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:45 am UTC

Was it a wet-riff?

I am saddened to have missed it myself. Ah cheap thrills!
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

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Have you checked google for things posted between the backup and the reset point? I would, except I don't know what keywords I'd need to search for...
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby benjhuey » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:59 am UTC

Wow. Something else interesting I missed.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Cryopyre » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:08 am UTC

Ahh, some days I deeply regret not knowing about xkcd earlier. How much cooler it would have been. I am a fairly old fora member though, nearing an anniversery, yay! Also, I remember the age of russian porn spammers.

P.S. Godammit, sleepygamer probably has 5,000 posts by now, I still have a measely 300-400.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:24 am UTC

Cryopyre wrote:P.S. Godammit, sleepygamer probably has 5,000 posts by now, I still have a measely 300-400.
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Close, but no cigar. A mere 1630 something.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Sprocket » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:00 pm UTC

Awe Fellstaff, I'm sorry one can't send images via PM.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Felstaff » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:03 pm UTC

You were lucky the site went down again. (I saw the one you mean, if that's the one you mean) and it's gone again, like the 'new-d' thread that was created in that small window when the fora came alive for about 30 seconds about an hour ago.

Nudge-nudge-wink-wink-say-no-more, squire.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Sprocket » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:09 pm UTC

wst wrote:Wow. That is truely epic. I bet davean has locked it away in his terabyte vaults of pictures of badly behaved fora members...
Yes, a terabyte vault. So what if it's not a real thing yet?

the one guy on the internet with no sexual appetite, and he's got the vault o fun? Where can we find the guy with no appetite for power to make president?
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Postby wst » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:14 pm UTC

Sprocket wrote:
wst wrote:Wow. That is truely epic. I bet Davean has locked it away in his terabyte vaults of pictures of badly behaved fora members...
Yes, a terabyte vault. So what is it's not a real thing yet?

the one guy on the internet with no sexual appetite, and he's got the vault o fun? Where can we find the guy with no appetite for power to make president?

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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby sophyturtle » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:17 pm UTC

It is nice to have one of those rare times when posting nakid pics of oneself does not bite you in the ass. If not for the creepy comments I would be all for starting it back up.
I don't need another copy of my pic, but I did lose Felstaf's and would trade to have it back.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby wst » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

Isn't it all just beard?
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Postby sophyturtle » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:30 pm UTC

There is impressively little beard actually.
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:33 pm UTC

EDIT: Sorry... early-morning error. Carry on.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:54 pm UTC

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Close, but no cigar. A mere 1630 something.


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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Rat » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

i don't really have anything to say here

i just wanted to post in a thread where my join date might give me some authority

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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Cheese » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:06 pm UTC

What Rat said, but less so.

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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:07 pm UTC

I haven't seen you (Rat) for a while.

*feels young again*

EDIT: Damn ninjas!
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Cheese » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:10 pm UTC

It feels nice to be at the other end of a ninja-ing for once, I'll admit.
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:16 pm UTC

You've had it quite bad recently, by the look of things. Glad I could help.

...wait, no I'm not, grrr.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Bakemaster » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:25 pm UTC

It really wasn't that great... not worth $9.
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:48 pm UTC

Surely someone has it in their browser cache. :twisted:
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Postby Felstaff » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:33 pm UTC

Bakemaster wrote:It really wasn't that great... not worth $9.

Well that's cause I tricked those who di'n't see it a little... she wasn't entirely 'naked': merely oh-so-sexily* 'scantily clad', but there was clear peekaboo areola visible** on the left breasticle.

*She asked me, in a scathing PM, to include this term
**She told me, in a scathing PM, not to include this information
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby bigglesworth » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

Felstaff, you truly are a god amongst women.

(I was about to write "a god amongst men" but that didn't sound right for your sexual orientation, if I have it right)
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby EstLladon » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:16 am UTC

Wait, I thought "God" is not a sexual orientation. :?
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby wst » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:36 am UTC

EstLladon wrote:Wait, I thought "God" is not a sexual orientation. :?

Bet she's a good fuck though.

I'm all for feminists describing God as female.
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:43 am UTC

American Dad addressed this already. "Rack of infinite knowledge." Hehe.
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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby Cryopyre » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:10 am UTC

sleepygamer wrote:
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Close, but no cigar. A mere 1630 something.


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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby ACU-LP » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:32 pm UTC

Er...I'm slightly confused about this all, mostly its just plain random....and I just learnt more about the xkcd forums that I'm not sure I wanted to know.
or am i?

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Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Postby existential_elevator » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:33 am UTC

Sophy, I will trade you a Felstaff for a SecondTalon, if you have one of them. They were quite tasteful. Of course, I have a few exclusive Felstaffs I could be persuaded to part with.

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