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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Wednesday » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:48 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure they do.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Magilla » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:19 am UTC

An ill-conceived attempt at a mohawk (frame captured from video).
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby OBrien » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:11 pm UTC

A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby suffer-cait » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:08 pm UTC

that is fucking epic
you must have a heck of a pain after that
when you have long hair, you have to WANT your head bang
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Wednesday » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:39 pm UTC

BUMP BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS DYING.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Samsoneffect » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:40 am UTC

OBrien wrote:A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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That shit is legendary, man. I salute you.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby BigBoss » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:44 pm UTC

I don't think I've posted this here.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby theta4 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:16 pm UTC

Here I am!
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

I really doubt Stallman would use the fora. I'm pretty sure things like GUIs, graphical browsers, and PHP make him cry.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby DeeJus » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:45 pm UTC

This is my first post on here, but I guess this is the best place I can get some respect for being a geek, an xkcd fan, and a kid with a mohawk.

In order, these pictures are:
Myself on the way to a Magic: the Gathering tournament in Vestel, New York. I always like looking intimidating for tournaments... I mean, aside from my sunglasses.
My hair put up in Liberty spikes. I was going through some sort of "Grow out my beard" phase, and I guess the t-shirt/facial hair together looks a bit like a standard hippie...
Last day of my Junior year of High School in one of my classmate's glasses.
And finally just my hair put up in a standard mohawk.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby theta4 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:21 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:I really doubt Stallman would use the fora. I'm pretty sure things like GUIs, graphical browsers, and PHP make him cry.

It's taking all of my willpower to prevent the tears, but so far I'm doing good.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby theta4 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:52 am UTC

DeeJus wrote:{...} an xkcd fan, {...}

Since when was being an xkcd fan something of merit? If xkcd is supposed to be a geeks-only comic, then Randall's doing a pretty bad job at it. Ever since the publishing of this comic, it has been evident that Randall's readership is too young and unseasoned to be truly geeky. Every *real* geek knows what RPN is!

And even Randall's graph comics are horrible. Graphs can be very funny and are easy to draw (there are whole websites devoted to funny graphs,) but Randall's are uninspired, simplistic, and unoriginal. Compare:

From Abtruse Goose:
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This is an incredible comic. This is the best graph to ever exist. Ever. The comic is not simply a geek-culture reference, (or anything-culture reference, for that matter;) it makes a joke out of the graph itself. There is no background knowledge at all required for this graph, except for the knowledge of how to read a graph.


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This comic fails. First of all, intelligence can not decrease in such a manner nor does it have such a correlation with cat proximity. That line is both inaccurate, physically impossible, and redundant; it doesn't need to be there for the joke to work. "Complexity of Diction" would have been better. Also, there is no basis for the choice of a cat. It could have been a baby to the same effect. Or a puppy. Or anything cute, for that matter. And it could have gone without the "explanatory comic" at the bottom; all it does is explain the joke by providing an example of the previously described situation. It should be moved to the alt-text where that kind of thing is acceptable. And there's something about this comic that screams "LOLCATS" at me, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby doogly » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:54 am UTC

Cat Proximity was one of the greatest, you shut your whore mouth.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Sungura » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:41 am UTC

Hey, I like that comic. If you don't understand the deal with kitties, you should go back and read through the comics. Kitties pop up a lot! Also, I love that the graph looks like a fish (well, the tail end of it). I thought that was the best hidden part.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby DeeJus » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:05 am UTC

I was just explaining a bit about myself and posting some pictures . . . I'm sorry if you don't like his graphs. I guess the last panel of comic 546 relates to you a bit, eh?

Edit: Is it in poor taste to insult someone on the xkcd forums using an xkcd comic?

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:09 am UTC

DeeJus: Your hair isn't long.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby DeeJus » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:27 am UTC

My hair goes down over my eye when it's down, and is a pretty decent sized mohawk for looks vs. ease of putting it up, walking through doorways, etc. Is there a way to know how long it needs to be before I post on here? I apologize for trying to socialize on the internet.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:40 am UTC

DeeJus wrote:Is there a way to know how long it needs to be before I post on here?
Yes.
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Serves you right.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby doogly » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:40 am UTC

As long as ao's, otherwise he judges you. It's how he socializes on the internet; you can keep trying your way if you like though.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Philwelch » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:41 am UTC

Long hair means shoulder length or more.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Woofsie » Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:39 am UTC

Well, I posted this on the face thread a while ago, but what the heck. Whether I am cute or not will be left to the judgement of the fora.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:34 am UTC

doogly wrote:As long as ao's, otherwise he judges you. It's how he socializes on the internet; you can keep trying your way if you like though.
does this mean he doesn't judge me? i feel like cool people now.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby theta4 » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:24 pm UTC

DeeJus wrote:... I'm sorry if you don't like his graphs. I guess the last panel of comic 546 relates to you a bit, eh?...

I'm more of a 386 kinda guy.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby garren101 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:53 am UTC

This is me playing on a friends guitar. I had no idea that this picture of me was taken until it appeared on my friends Facebook page, she was that stealthy. Also my hair was tied back at the taking of this picture, and I hope I'm geeky enough for ya. I could scrounge up a better photo if that one's not goo enough.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby BSamuels » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:02 am UTC

OBrien wrote:A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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You should of colored your hair blonde and pretended to be a super sayian
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:08 am UTC

BSamuels wrote:
OBrien wrote:A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

*ahem*



You should of colored your hair blonde and pretended to be a super sayian

Or he could be more awesome by using that time for headbanging instead.

Awesome picture :D
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Postby Sprocket » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:13 pm UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:I really doubt Stallman would use the fora. I'm pretty sure things like GUIs, graphical browsers, and PHP make him cry.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby KallistiEngel » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:06 am UTC

Long haired cute geek boy?

Well, If the description fits....
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby kapojinha » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:10 pm UTC

KallistiEngel.
-Long haired? Yep.
-Cute? Very.
-Geek? Sure, why not.
-Boy? We can't be sure, but we'll assume yes.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Dutchlike » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:52 pm UTC

My hair is quite a bit longer now :D.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Alpha Omicron » Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:24 pm UTC

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Benfrenchman » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:04 pm UTC

I'm not entirely sure why this thread survived when one posted by a guy, entitled 'Large-breasted geek girls wanted' and with a first post equally as predatory would have been rightfully cut down like a motherfucker.

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Zohar » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:25 pm UTC

That's... actually a pretty good point... Except I'm not sure a female version would be cut down as you say. Truly, if one just reversed the roles in the OP from male to female, it would sound pretty sleazy. Then again, "large breasted girls" isn't the exact female of "long haired boys". I don't think a "large-packaged boys" thread would last. :)
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby doogly » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:16 pm UTC

Pffft, says you. I'm fairly proud of mine.
And you can search out the boob thread and see why it didn't last. Or you can get a taste of why it didn't last; the very worst was boneyarded. Of course there nobody specified large boobs, but why on earth would you do that?
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby TaintedDeity » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:26 pm UTC

The difference, I think, is that we haven't got people replying saying "Your hair is really sexy :wink:" or making any uncomfortable remarks.
Probably because hair isn't commonly sexualised as much as boobs are.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby thicknavyrain » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:31 pm UTC

TaintedDeity wrote:The difference, I think, is that we haven't got people replying saying "Your hair is really sexy :wink:" or making any uncomfortable remarks.
Probably because hair isn't commonly sexualised as much as boobs are.


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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby TaintedDeity » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:40 pm UTC

:P
And still I don't feel like a victim because I don't have all those many centuries of being a sexual object weighing down on my shoulders.
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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby viscusanima » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:26 pm UTC

TaintedDeity wrote::P
And still I don't feel like a victim because I don't have all those many centuries of being a sexual object weighing down on my shoulders.


What you do have weighing down on your shoulders is rather a lot of hair :D

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Re: Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

Postby Ubik » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:44 pm UTC

TaintedDeity wrote::P
And still I don't feel like a victim because I don't have all those many centuries of being a sexual object weighing down on my shoulders.
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