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Re: Your last words?

Postby Artemisia » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:29 pm UTC

I will probably think of this thread now... mumble something vague like..

XKCD...thread...was.. right!
This too shall pass

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Re: Your last words?

Postby TheTedinator » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:50 pm UTC

You see, us <Insert profession at time of death here> have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death. Except... it means I'm going to change. And you're not going to see me again... Not like this. Not with this daft old face.

That would be good.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby embolalia » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:27 am UTC

TheTedinator wrote:You see, us <Insert profession at time of death here> have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death. Except... it means I'm going to change. And you're not going to see me again... Not like this. Not with this daft old face.

That would be good.

This post is made of win.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby kingofdreams » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:14 am UTC

I died inside years ago.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby SimpleSimon » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:35 pm UTC

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Re: Your last words?

Postby MiB24601 » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:14 pm UTC

MiB24601 wrote:One of these should do the trick:

"Ah, yes! Thank you. It's good. Keep warm."
"NO!!!! Stop! You're making me giddy! No, you can't do this to me! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!"
"A tear, Sarah Jane? No, don't cry. While there's life, there's..."
"It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for..."
"Feels different this time."
"Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice!"
"Timing malfunction. The Master! He's out there. I've got to stop him."
"You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And you know what?...So was I!"


On top of these, I also want to add "I don't want to go."
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Re: Your last words?

Postby scowdich » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:28 pm UTC

Heard one a while ago, it was something along the lines of
I am leaving now because I am bored. Goodbye.

If I had to make up my own, though...hmm. How about
Don't make me go now, I'm not DONE-

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Re: Your last words?

Postby _MC_ » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:41 am UTC

Well, I'm tired of this world and everyone in it.

*EDIT*
I realized it's far less amusing if you haven't seen Futurama, though even then Bender says "room."

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Re: Your last words?

Postby CHR1110 » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:25 am UTC

Mine are going to go something like "I wonder how much more Nitrous the 240 SX's engine can take..."

Shortly before a blown engine, which ruptures the fuel cell, exploding the car and me. Highly theoretical situation, but still...
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Re: Your last words?

Postby -.Mateo.- » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:27 am UTC

"It's better than Vista"

"You don't have the guts to pull that trigger" (optional: have a heart attack)

"Death is only the beginning...No, wait, that's birth. Shit, I messed up again"

"I just found the cure for death!" (you know what I mean)

"But I'm only going because I want to"

"Who mails a bobcat?"

"I won't think anymore, therefore, I won't be"

"This is NOT my fault" (Or "This is YOUR fault")

"okay, so we both kill ourselves, If there's no afterlife, you owe me 5 bucks"

A friend, when asked about this said: "Yes, that's my nose you are stepping on"...He is known for his big nose
---------------------------------------------
This are some more serious:

"If I'm gonna die, its gonna be on my own terms" (I seriously think that if I ever get some terminal disease, I'll end up doing something pretty stupid)

"But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat "

Or the whole song, for that matter.

"Es larga la carretera
cuando uno mira atrás
vas cruzando las fronteras
sin darte cuenta quizás.
Tomate del pasamanos
porque antes de llegar
se aferraron mil ancianos
pero se fueron igual. "
(from an Argentine song called "Song for my Death". Translation: "The road is long/When you look back/you cross the borders/without even noticing/hold on to the banister/because before arriving/a thousand elders seized it/but they left anyway") Again, the whole song would work too. there's a part that says "warn me before coming, not that I'm afraid, I just want to dress well" not an exact translation.

"Now I'm finally just one man" (I can't remember-and I can't find- who is it that said that we are all born all men, and die only one, because it's when we stop making choices)
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Vincent91 » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:43 am UTC

-.Mateo.- wrote:"I won't think anymore, therefore, I won't be"

I can't stop thinking that p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] q is not equivalent to [imath]\lnot[/imath] p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] [imath]\lnot[/imath] q.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby -.Mateo.- » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:59 am UTC

Vincent91 wrote:
-.Mateo.- wrote:"I won't think anymore, therefore, I won't be"

I can't stop thinking that p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] q is not equivalent to [imath]\lnot[/imath] p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] [imath]\lnot[/imath] q.

Still, if I don't think, I'm not a self-aware being anymore, it may not be logically concluded from the the first statement, but it's still true

In spanish, "therefore" is "luego" which also means "after" or "then" (it places one event after the other), there's this graffitti I saw today at my univesity that says "11 February 1650: Descartes stops thinking, then, he stops being"
Magus wrote:If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.

Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:43 am UTC

I... am...... ALIVE! *dies*
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Yarn » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:57 am UTC

"You knew you shouldn't piss of google, I told! I..."

or preferably: "WHEEEEEEEEEE!"
*cough*

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Re: Your last words?

Postby _MC_ » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:30 am UTC

"I plan on living forever, and so far, so good."

Alternatively, "BRB"

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Re: Your last words?

Postby bio_nerd08 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:38 am UTC

My last words will probably be something to the tune of "I wonder what will happen if I..." or "I wonder what this does..."

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Mother Superior » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:51 pm UTC

"Of course it's not a snake. What would a snake be doing on a plane?"

"Don't eat the gazpacho."

"How ironic; to die while one is alive."
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Sytri » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:52 am UTC

I see a bright light... There's people waiting for me... and there's god. Wait! Odin!? We were wrong! Christianity lied! Ergh!...
Apathy will kill us all. Or not. Whatever.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby picnic_crossfire » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:35 am UTC

I've thought about this, and I honestly think that I'm going to apologize to the people around me for dying.

"I love you. I'm so sorry."
picnic time!

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Re: Your last words?

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:29 pm UTC

Vincent91 wrote:
-.Mateo.- wrote:"I won't think anymore, therefore, I won't be"

I can't stop thinking that p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] q is not equivalent to [imath]\lnot[/imath] p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] [imath]\lnot[/imath] q.


It's not. This is sound, though: [imath]P \rightarrow Q[/imath] iff [imath]\lnot Q \rightarrow \lnot P[/imath]
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: Your last words?

Postby Zohar » Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:49 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
Vincent91 wrote:
-.Mateo.- wrote:"I won't think anymore, therefore, I won't be"

I can't stop thinking that p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] q is not equivalent to [imath]\lnot[/imath] p [imath]\rightarrow[/imath] [imath]\lnot[/imath] q.


It's not. This is sound, though: [imath]P \rightarrow Q[/imath] iff [imath]\lnot Q \rightarrow \lnot P[/imath]

For example:
P -> Q: If I'm a woman then I'm a human.
NotQ -> NotP (correct): If I'm not a human then I'm not a woman.
NotP -> NotQ (incorrect): If I'm not a woman then I'm not a human.
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Re: Your last words?

Postby Amie » Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:37 pm UTC

Who IS that? God? GOD! You look so much like... Jimmy Page?! Holy fu...

Either that or a simple "Thank you".
Summer is miles and miles away, and no one would ask me to stay.
And I, should contemplate this change... to ease the pain.
And I, should step out of the rain... turn away.


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