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trolling strangers

Postby Happyhovercraft » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:42 pm UTC

my friend just sent me this

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Re: Omegle!

Postby apeman5291 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:35 pm UTC

I just had an epic conversation. I pretended to be Batman, and he asked me questions about what it's like to be a superhero:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is your name?
Stranger: do you like batman ?
You: I am Batman
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: Is the sign still on ?
You: No crime yet today.
Stranger: Good. Good.
You: I expect there to be some tonight, though. You can't go without somebody getting a case of the mondays
Stranger: so there's no point in asking you batman or superman ?
You: no question. I can kick superman's ass anyday
Stranger: Sure. what can you do.
You: you know he's actually kind of a wimp
Stranger: Well he actually has superpowers
You: i have gadgets
Stranger: The suit is ridiculous I'll agree.
You: and uber manliness
Stranger: The batmobile is pretty cool.
Stranger: but come on, flying.
You: yeah, i guess he has me on that one, but he has to come back down if he wants to beat me anyway
You: i just sit and wait
Stranger: do you feel people have lost the respect for the batman kind of superhero ?
Stranger: with all those recent tv shows about "special powers"
Stranger: It must be hard to keep up
You: Not necessarily. I think The Dark Knight put me back into the spotlight for a little while (albeit in the shadow of the Joker), and with the resurgence of The Watchmen, superpowerless vigilantes have regained standing.
You: You just have to know your surroundings.
You: With my shows, everything can seem more realistic, and it's easier for the audience to connect with me as a person.
Stranger: Sure. Because i'll tell you something, if i did save someone and he looked at me disappointed and said "thanks but i was waiting for superman" I would be pissed
Stranger: I guess this aspect is not neglectible
Stranger: How is the pay by the way ?
You: Well I get all my funding from Wayn... I mean an anonymous doner. It pays well.
Stranger: Okay good. would you advise anyone to go into this business ?
You: Just know what you're getting into. There's a lot more than what I bother to tell the press. Most of it isn't pretty.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: I think there is something people need to know
You: What is that?
Stranger: Do you fart in public places ?
You: Yes, all the time.
Stranger: I can't imagine the space-time discontinuum it would create
Stranger: Holy crap.
You: Well it depends really.
Stranger: Can you use it as a way to move ?
You: It can give me a little boost if I'm having trouble with the grapling hook. Mostly my suit harnesses it and uses the methane as a green energy alternative for the Batmobile.
Stranger: Well i'm glad to hear that batman is an environmentally responsible superhero.
Stranger: You don't see that everyday.
You: Thank you. :) I would use solar power, but the prowling at night thing prevents that option
You: One credit I will give to Superman is that he uses no fossil fuels while flying
Stranger: Sure. I guess the light is sufficient only on the full moon. Which is not reliable enough for a business of your prestige.
You: Mhm.
Stranger: He sure is. I guess people are also more attracted to "obvious good" superman is conveying.
Stranger: Your idea of good is a little more subtle.
You: Yes. Red and blue, to most people, aren't very evil colors. Black, on the other hand...
I don't know how he does it, but I can't seem to avoid all of those tricky moral dilemmas.
Stranger: I have a question from Anna, in North Carolina.
Stranger: She asks if you like soup.
You: Thank you for asking, Anna. I do like soup, especially beef soup with plenty of vegetables. Campbell's chicken noodle crap doesn't do it for me.
Stranger: There you go, Anna.
Stranger: Isabella from Sweden asks if you're single ?
You: I'm sorry Isabella, but I'm afraid of endangering the safety of anyone I get too close to. It's the most inconvenient drawback of being the Dark Knight.
Stranger: I'm afraid that's all the time we have here, M. Batman
Stranger: Do you have anything you would like to add ?
Stranger: Any special messages you would like to pass on `?
You: Thank you for all of your questions. My final remarks are these: fear the night.
You: But only if you're a criminal
Stranger: Wise man.
Stranger: This has been fun, Sir.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: Good night
You: Indeed. I'll be watching.
Stranger: I'm keeping this log by the way.
You: Me too.
You: Bye.
Stranger: Bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What you don't understand, you can make mean anything.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Cal San » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:07 pm UTC

Well, i just had a conversation alternating Yes and No for the whole thing.
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey :P
You: Yes.
Stranger: Yes?
You: No.
Stranger: Sex?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Now?
You: No.
Stranger: Sex?
You: Yes.
Stranger: No sex?
You: No.
Stranger: GOOD STUFF
You: Yes.
Stranger: LETS DO IT
You: No.
Stranger: D
Stranger: ds
Stranger: das
Stranger: d
Stranger: asd
Stranger: as
Stranger: d
Stranger: sa
Stranger: d
Stranger: asd
Stranger: as
Stranger: d
Stranger: asd
Stranger: asd
You: Yes.
Stranger: Ohai :)
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Also, just screwing with ppl:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: asl
You: I M 6 TODAY
You: I M A BOY
You: AND I M IN CANADA
Stranger: -.--


Note: Only one of the three things i said is true! Try to guess!
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Re: trolling strangers

Postby j6m8 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

Ah man, I had a great conversation with this guy.... It's a shame we were cut short, some jerk down the street was messing with the internet or something... Bah, I say...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi
You: HI random stranger!
Stranger: Oh am i a stranger
Stranger: this says that im you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: or am i myself or am i you?
Stranger: damn
You: Wait.. If your screen says you're you.....
You: And my screen says I'm me...
Stranger: Youre me?
You: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
Stranger: Cool!
You: Maybe that's WHY they're my thoughts exactly.....
You: I'm thinking of a number....
Stranger: damn, how this is possible?
Stranger: 69
You: ......whoa.
Stranger: not hard to guess eh?
You: I suppose not... I'm thinking of another one...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: 1
Stranger: ?
You: AUGH THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!!!
Stranger: has to be!
You: 100% sure!
Stranger: can i think of a number?
You: Of course!
Stranger: okay im thinking of one now
You: 5?
Stranger: YOU GOT IT WRONG
Stranger: it was 55
Stranger: :/
You: Oh, maybe we're Schizophrenic then.
Stranger: No! The others are crazy. Were the "normal"
Stranger: normal people**
Stranger: :)
You: Ah hah! That settles it, we must be right and everyone else must be wrong!!!
Stranger: So whats up me?
You: As a side note, I'd like to thank you infinately for having an IQ over your shoe size
You: It made the whole chatting with a random stranger (or myself) considerably more enjoyable
Stranger: :)
Stranger: But whats up "me"?
You: Well, nothing much, I'm chatting on the computer
You: And me? What's up?
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Listening to finnish metal and chatting with myself
Stranger: which is really strange
You: Hmm... rather...
Stranger: mm?
You: Yes.. Mm. Quite.
Stranger: Ah, okay. You like to chat with yourself often?
You: Well, I make a point of it every so often.
No I don't.
Well, sometimes!
No, never!
Yes, I am right now!
No you're not!
Ah, see? Self reference, that proves it!
Stranger: Hmm, I must be right! Im a genious
You: Genius. And yes. (Sorry, I have this odd self-referencing grammatical defect or something...)
Stranger: Nah No worries, everyone has to be in their own thoughts sometimes
Stranger: I wrote a poem, want to hear it?
You: I'd love to!
Stranger: Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Stranger: :3
You: Hmm... I'm terribly sorry, but I have a strict anti-rickrolling policy.
Stranger: You do?
Stranger: Whats wrong with rickrolling?
Stranger: Oh my god
You: Well... It's the overabuse of pointless internet memes.
Stranger: I discovered something
You: I'd love to hear what you discov--- WAIT!!!
Stranger: IM SO CONFUSED
You: AUGH!!!
You: I fear sanity is farther away from myself than I had anticipated earlier....
Stranger: I fear that im already insane
You: Me too.
You: Or, rather, you too.
You: Or... Us too.
Stranger: oh, then we must be atleast bruddars.
You: Perhaps....
Stranger: But do you like Metal?
You: No, not at all.... I fear we have reached a logical impasse.
Stranger: Dead end eh?
You: Perhaps we should pretend we never met and let this counterintuitive wormhole close....
You: Or maybe we should just keep talking ourselves into an alternate universe.
Stranger: Oh, yeah you must be from another dimension
Stranger: Are you an alien?
Stranger: e = mc2
You: Oh, it's already happening, I see cinnamon!
You: Keep going, the dimensions are closing in!
You: (Or maybe that's "dementia is closing in"... Not sure...)
Stranger: Well I dont want to lose you
Stranger: I dont want to lose myself
Stranger: That would mean that I would have to be all alone by myself
Stranger: If I lose myself
Stranger: So I cant lose oyu
Stranger: you*
You: Wait... If we lose each other, then would we be 1/2 of us?
You: (that's oddly romantic... I'll have to edit that out when I write the book about this.)
Stranger: :o, will you include a mysterious stranger in it who introduces himself as you?
You: Wait---- I had a thought!

M or F?
Stranger: M :|
Stranger: You?
Stranger: M ofc :0
You: I see... My thought was that maybe you were the opposite gender, and we were the same person but different genders...
Stranger: This place is full of males, :)
You: But I'm M too.....
You: Ironically, they're all probably trying to find a girl....
Stranger: You know this is like a gay bar, but with pedophiles
Stranger: I mean the Omegle
Stranger: Full of men, seeking for love
You: Why, are you trying to pick me up?
You: ;)
Stranger: but most of them looking for younger children
Stranger: Ah, no not at all *backs off*
You: Haha no worries :)
Stranger: :3
You: Your opening comments were pretty much genius by the way....
You: I was kinda hoping to draw some punchlines from that, but evidently you type faster, because that was pretty snappy....
Stranger: :)
Stranger: You cant catch me ;)
You: No, I suppose not...
Stranger: But youre not even supposed to
You: Whatever I think, though you'll never be one step ahead (being me and all...), you'll always know the plan...
You: So it's tough...
Stranger: Nobody knows what happens when 2 same persons meet from different dimensions
You: We should document this...
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: And post it to pedophiles?
Stranger: You know, I love to fool them
You: It's great fun, yes!
Stranger: When I answer that im a 15 year old girl from (somewhere) they get crazy and ask me for my msn ^-^
Stranger: I dont even know what dimension i am from
Stranger: If Omegle combines the dimensions
Stranger: how do i know which one im from
Stranger: if there are 13 dimensions
Stranger: 1-13?
Stranger: its an uh
Stranger: 1:13 chance
Stranger: that im from the first one
Stranger: :/
You: Nah, I think it's less than that
Stranger: Or was it 11-12?
Stranger: Cant remember
You: because just by our meeting, we now have 13^13 dimensions....
You: If there are 13 to begin with...
Stranger: Hmm
You: And every time we reference the dimensions, I suppose they ^13 again....
You: So we're at 13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13^13 right now.
Stranger: eh, might i ask something
You: Please do.
Stranger: What do you mean with the ^ mark? You mean multiply, plus, minus, /, or division?
Stranger: or ,?
You: Exponent...
Stranger: ah, okay.
Stranger: Yes, I know what exponent means, never got used to mark it like that tho'
You: Sorry!
Stranger: Did I lose my intellictuality?
You: Nope, you can keep it!
Stranger: It got quiet here
You: Very...
You: Too quiet....
Stranger: Maybe we are suddenly going back into our own dimensions
You: I think s-----
Stranger: Im losing th- ------------
You: Oh n---- my messag---- are gett- cut---!
Stranger: ---- help! ---------
Stranger: ------------------------------------------------------------------
You: I'll press th-- button and s---------------
You: Testing 1 2 3......
You: Do you copy?
Stranger: HALP! -------------------------
Stranger: ------------
Stranger: no! i must fight against myself
You: Oh no, it didn'---- wor----!!!
Stranger: im moving towards the disconnect button!
You: But i--- gettin--- better!
You: Almos-----
Stranger: My hands are disappearing
You: NOOOOOO!!!!!!---------------------


The ----'s at the end were all intentional, but ironically, it was right there as we were pretending to get cut off that we did indeed get cut off...


Sorry for the long post.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby the tree » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:43 am UTC

Cal San wrote:
Spoiler:
You: I M 6 TODAY
You: I M A BOY
You: AND I M IN CANADA
Stranger: -.--


Note: Only one of the three things i said is true! Try to guess!
Statistically speaking, you're a boy.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby ASmileWithoutACat » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:12 am UTC

the tree wrote:Statistically speaking, you're a boy.

And now I can't help thinking of this in this context.
You know it's all beginning
To feel like pretending...

Happy yesterday to all!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby heavymeds » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:28 am UTC

a conversation i just had, ended rather randomly, though, considering this is the internet, not unexpectedly
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Stranger: yep, i do think so
Stranger: why u ask?
You: oh, i figured they drempt of like, car assembally robots or something
Stranger: i think we can code an android
Stranger: that always tell us
Stranger: what was his last dream
Stranger: don't u think?
You: it seems feasible...
You: we would need funds...
You: do you have any connections?
Stranger: we just have to ask google than
Stranger: i know a guy that have connections
Stranger: to a google member
You: Google probably has an android army by now anyways
Stranger: yep
You: thy wouldn't need ours
Stranger: those G1
Stranger: and stuff
You: dont forget the T-1000's
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: what if...
Stranger: no....
Stranger: we can't design those bastards!!!
You: we can't but Google™ can
Stranger: they will conquer the world!
Stranger: i'm afraid now
You: it has already begun
Stranger: wait
Stranger: who are u talking about
Stranger: ?
Stranger: google
Stranger: or droids?
You: both
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: so
Stranger: what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You: idk
Stranger: i can't peanut butter my dick in your ass

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Re: Omegle!

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:33 am UTC

sleepygamer wrote:
'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:
dizturbd wrote:The first time I went on it, the first word said to me was 'cyber?', so I don't like it.
Suppose it'll be a good thing for when I'm horribly bored, but until then I'm staying away.
Oh sure, but when I want to get someone to "cyber" so I can fuck with their minds, they won't make a move. D:
I swear to hell if that was you ; DD;...
Nope. I was going for the "I have no idea what you're talking about; I think cock is chicken and am confused" angle, which wouldn't really work if I initiated. I had to wait for them to ask. (And I only did this once, it gets boring fast...)
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Re: Omegle!

Postby LL Cool J » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:57 am UTC

I decided to try opening two conversations and copy pasting what each stranger says into the other conversation. Then I stopped because oh god creepy flirting.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby TheKrikkitWars » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:36 am UTC

I kept being asked ASL? and telling them that I'm male just caused an insta-boot, So I tried saying I was female; and I now have a great respect for girls on the net.

You: Hai!
Stranger: asl
You: 19 f spadeaddam
Stranger: cool
You: yourself
You: ?
Stranger: 56 japan m
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: wanna meet up
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gentlelady » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:45 am UTC

You: Hi
Stranger: SupriseButtSex!!!!
You: Awesome!
You: It isn't a surprise if you yell it out first.



Most brilliant conversation starter ever.

2nd Conversation
(long post)

Spoiler:
You: Hi
Stranger: do you have a vagina
You: yes
Stranger: cool i got a penis
Stranger: thats nice
You: :O awesome!
Stranger: yep
Stranger: so im liek drunk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you?
You: haha
You: no
Stranger: dang
Stranger: do u want to get drunk im gunna be up for like 5 hours
You: nope, my liver was stolen a few years ago
Stranger: what?
Stranger: how
You: woke up in a tub of ice and it was gone
You: I can't drink now
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: ???
Stranger: WHAT!
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: im going nuts over this
You: Yeah, your telling me
Stranger: dude like someone cut u open?
Stranger: what the fuck
You: yeap
You: horrible
You: still have nightmares
Stranger: wow
Stranger: im curious
Stranger: like
You: One day I'll get it back from the Asian who stole it from me
Stranger: how did u survive
Stranger: is this fake or true
You: True story
Stranger: damnnnn well at least u still got your vagina and shit
Stranger: lol
You: True
You: That's a nice way of looking at things
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apparently he didn't want to hear about how a small Ethiopian child stole my left big toe. I will have fun with this thing for weeks.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Outchanter » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:41 am UTC

I just met a bot. I flirted with it, I joked with it, I threatened it. Is that healthy?

Spoiler:
You: howdy pardner
Stranger: Greetings Stranger
You: No, you are Stranger. I am You
Stranger: Whatcha selling?
You: dreams of the future. You buying?
Stranger: ah yes
Stranger: I'll buy it for a high price
You: well now we have a good range and pride ourselves on finding the right dream for a customer
Stranger: Come back anytime
Stranger: WELCOME STRANGER
You: Hello.
Stranger: Whatcha buying?
You: Failed socialist counties, are you selling?
Stranger: ah yes
Stranger: Come back anytime
You: will do
Stranger: Greetings Stranger
You: are you a bot?
Stranger: Whatcha selling?
You: your death
Stranger: ah yes
You: it will be a sweet one
Stranger: I'll buy it for a high price!
You: it will befall you soon
Stranger: Come back anytime


A homage to Dresden Codak (I felt a bit guilty about doing this to a real person, but it didn't last long and was hopefully entertaining):

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: splendid!
You: we seem to have achieved access to the "Internet".
You: is this thing on?
You: I got a reply.
You: Turn off the voice printing, you idiot
You: Oh right.
You: Hello person from the twenty first century
You: How are you?
You: We apologize for the backlog.
Stranger: ahaaa okeii..:D?
You: We didn't realize we'd left the voice recognition on.
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine you?:D
You: We are fine, thank you.
Stranger: who we?
You: Which part of the Earth are you from?
Stranger: country called finland
Stranger: you?
You: We are Rupert and Hubert, inventors extraordinaire
You: We are communicating with you from Northern England, 1764
Stranger: heheh OKEI
You: Can you tell us if anything interesting will happen in the next few years?
Stranger: n u r living in 1764?
You: Yes, and we would be terribly grateful for any information about the future - your past - which would help us avoid wars and deaths and diseases and so on.
Stranger: sorry now but i can't help u hah.
You: That's a terrible shame.
Stranger: yes i'm sorry
You: Finland, you say? Wasn't that part of Sweden a while back?
You: Does England still exist in the future?
Stranger: yes and yes xD
You: Oh that's good.
You: Maybe we can strike a deal.
Stranger: but seriously, have u lost your mind?
You: If you tell us what happens over the next 20 years, we'll start a bank account in your name
You: The interest collected over the next 240 years will make you fabulously wealthy.
Stranger: i know nothing what happened in 1700-1800
You: No, we are both perfectly sane. Don't you know about cross continuum tunnelling?
Stranger: and my mother tongue isn't english so i don't understand easily what u r telling me
You: We assumed the idea would be fully developed and commercialised by 1804 at the latest.
Stranger: there are lot of words i don't know :)
You: Oh dear. Perhaps we'll be able to get through to someone else.
You: Thanks for trying. Enjoy the twenty first century.
Stranger: thanks u too
You: Cherio.
You have disconnected.


I also met quite a few Chinese people who were very friendly. I really need to learn Chinese.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby krazykate » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:55 pm UTC

that time traveler opening would lead to awesome conversations. do you mind if I steal that idea?

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Outchanter » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:06 pm UTC

The one I used? Sure, just post some of the successes back here ;)

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Auwolf » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:14 pm UTC

I tried the robot wanting to destroy humanity arc. It was going fairly well until the person said that they didn't know much English.

But yes the time travelling thing is awesome!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby krazykate » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:28 pm UTC

I had to make up a reason to end the conversation because I had to go, but here's what I did:

You: hello?
You: hello?
Stranger: hi:)
You: splendid!
You: we seem to have achieved access to the "internet"!
You: is this thing on?
You: I got a reply
You: turn off the voice printing you idiot
You: oh right.
Stranger: wtf!?
You: hello person from the twentieth century
Stranger: lol
You: we appologize for the backlog
Stranger: no problem
You: we didn't realize the voice recognition was on
You: what part of earth are you from?
Stranger: so there's more then one of you?
You: ah yes, i appologize for my assistant's ineptitude
You: my name is Sir Alan
Stranger: hello sir alan
You: my assistant's name is Rupert
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: hi rupert!
You: I'm an inventor extraordinaire
You: i seem to have discovered a way to maniuplate our time-fluxuation systems
Stranger: riigghhhttt...
You: which I assume are quite common place in your time
Stranger: nope
Stranger: still not
You: preposterous.
You: you're nearly three centuries in the future.
You: my future that is
You: your present
You: what happens? why does nobody use my time fluxuator?
Stranger: ahaa.. and how did you maniuplate the time-fluxuation?
You: great scott, do they destroy my notes?
You: am I assassinated?
Stranger: i dunno...
Stranger: google it!
You: i'm not familiar with the verb "to google"
You: when do humans discover googling?
You: safn 1j190jfsa savlh aieowy7
You: oh no, the connection is breaking
You: 901 avna
You: lvjda90
You: i don't have much 9a timeaf909
Stranger: i dunno in the 1990s i suppose
You: aiasd86atgnlllllllllll
You: how do i google?
You: av nn98kal158643

whoever was on the other end was a frustratingly slow typer too.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby apeman5291 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

This guy didn't seem to get what I was doing:

You: What?
Stranger: who?
You: Where?
Stranger: When?
You: How?
Stranger: Why?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: How many?
You: If cats always land on their feet, and 2 + 2 is 4, what is the square root of Mississippi?
Stranger: apple.
You: Statement. 1-0
You: Your serve.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: 1-0
Stranger: its 15-love in tennis
You: ok
You: so 15 love
Stranger: though I might be wrong
You: it's still your serve
Stranger: is tennis that one where the fullback tries to dunk the ball?
You: What are you, retarded?
Stranger: mildly
Stranger: yes
You: 30 love
You: my serve
You: What is your name?
Stranger: Steve
You: 40 love
You: game point
You: Who is the president?
Stranger: of which country?
You: does it matter?
Stranger: the president of earth?
Stranger: will smith?
You: is he the democratic candidate?
Stranger: I think he's a virgo
You: Game
You: You lose
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Re: Omegle!

Postby krazykate » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

haha, that took me a few seconds to notice what was causing the score.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby dalahäst » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:31 am UTC

I started writing AppleScripts for Omegle a day or two ago. Currently I have one that spams a phrase however many times you like, and one that gives the entire pitch for ShamWOW!, disconnects, starts a new conversation, and then repeats the process. All with error handling.

I have some pretty good logs saved, though I started saving them long before the new HTML-based save option popped up. Also, those people who pretend they're from the FBI trigger a warning now.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby krazykate » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:41 am UTC

makes me want to own a mac. *sigh*

here's another fun one, where I pretend to have two people chatting on one keyboard.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ooh, is that omegle?
You: yeah, go away
You: i want to play!
Stranger: piss off
You: no, you're confusing them
You: see? he wants you to leave
You: can i watch?
You: sure. just shut up
You: great, now it looks like i'm schitzofrenic or something
Stranger: thats because you are
You: hi stranger
You: haha, i'm using voice software
Stranger: hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo
You: so it keeps picking up my sister
Stranger: liar
Stranger: whats the software called
You: what?
You: i don't have the box with me
You: it really helps me with my homework though
Stranger: you are not using software
Stranger: im sure it does pinnocio
You: yeah, and I just typed out all of julia's nonsense because it's funny
You: it doesn't matter though
You: do you have a good conversation starter?
You: because i don't really
Stranger: what was she talking about?
You: just scroll up, it typed it all out
Stranger: how do you wake lady gaga?
You: sorry?
Stranger: its a joke
You: lady gaga's a pop singer. how do you not know that?
You: shut up it typed that
Stranger: poke her face
You: what?
Stranger: you are one crazy person
You: because her song's called pokerface
You: oh, haha
Stranger: or people
You: that was julia again
Stranger: julia you better keep quiet
You: i'd make her leave but she gets pop culture references
You: and i dont
Stranger: ok
Stranger: she is useful so
You: exactly
You: where'd you hear that joke
You: that's pretty good
Stranger: i made it up
You: can i use it?
Stranger: ok
You: sweet
Stranger: but i get the royalties
You: of course, of course
You: every penny i make off of a standup comedy routine will go to you
You: you don't know his name
You: so?
Stranger: great
You: so you can't give him credit
You: it was a joke. stop talking
Stranger: julia
You: i'll talk when i want!
Stranger: keep quiet
You: see? he wants you to stop talking
Stranger: this is getting very confusing
You: yeah, i'll bet
Stranger: julia go and cook the dinner
You: oh very funny since i'm the girl
You: yeah, you're the girl go make dinner
Stranger: i wish i had voice software
You: and wash some dishes
Stranger: and clean the floors
You: haha
You: why do women not wear watches?
Stranger: where are you guys
Stranger: dont know
You: because there's a clock on the oven and a clock in the bedroom
Stranger: haha
You: ow
You: stop hitting me
You: ouch
You: sorry
You: okay
You: ow
Stranger: im getting suspicious
You: we're in USA
You: you?
Stranger: Guess?
Stranger: five guesses
Stranger: hot or cold
You: canada
You: no that wasnt a guess
You: yeah, actually i'll say canada
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: somewhere in europe?
Stranger: east a ggod bit
Stranger: yes
You: england?
Stranger: west
You: say germany
You: no not germany
You: he sounds german
Stranger: no west of uk
You: gotta bring up a map
You: just a second
You: i thought the UK was west of everything
You: he means ireland
Stranger: lol
You: oh right
You: are you in ireland
Stranger: yes round of applause for you guys
You: lol
You: guys dinner
You: oh wow, it typed that
You: haha
Stranger: what?
You: gotta go
Stranger: ha
You: nice trying to talk to you, stranger
Stranger: go for your dinner
Stranger: bye
You: i was typing all that, BTW
You: no software
Stranger: jesus
You: julia's a lie
You: :-P

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Re: Omegle!

Postby dalahäst » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:08 am UTC

Source code to my little bots to anyone who wants it. AppleScript is very English-like, which makes it easier than, say, Ruby, but not as efficient. I don't have the effort it would take to write it in Ruby, but anyone who understands AppleScript is welcome to port it. :-)

Also, double keyboard idea is win.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gentlelady » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:18 am UTC

Here's another one:

Spoiler:
You: this calls for another interpretive dance
Stranger: to swna lake?
You: It's like you can read my mind
Stranger: i know im just that good
You: Are you... are you my conscience?
Stranger: if you want me to be
You: Sure! That particular position is open at the moment
Stranger: well then am i hired
You: You start off at four cents for ever word
You: every
Stranger: damn im gonna be a rich how
Stranger: hoe
You: Now, I have a series of questions conscience
Stranger: shoot bby
You: 1. May I call you Ms. Babbit?
Stranger: umm sure why not
You: 2. If 2=3a+78, why is my microwave broken?
Stranger: cause you but play doh in it
You: Oh, so that wasn't a good idea?
Stranger: of corse not
Stranger: dummy head
You: 4. Do you have napkins?
Stranger: in the kitchen
You: 5. Do you have peroxide?
Stranger: yeah in the bathroom
You: Okay I am going to need a piece of thread and a needle. The guy in the bathtub will wake up soon and I need his liver.
You: Can you meet me in five? I want to finish my beer before we get started
Stranger: alright then you need mental help sweetheart
You: If I get help they will make Mr. Biggins go away
You: and he is nice
Stranger: who is mr biggins
You: He is the man who lives in the basement.
Stranger: why does he live there?
You: He can't come out. He was mean to me. He called me crazy
Stranger: iwonder why but umm you just said he was nice
You: He is nice, when he isn't mean to me.
You: Do you think I'm crazy?
Stranger: well i dont want to get locked in your bassment so no your not crazy at all
You: I remember this one time I was crazy. They buried me six feet in the ground! Six feet, man can you believe that. That's crazy. Crazy? I remember this one time I was crazy. They buried me six feet in the ground! Six feet, man can you believe that. That's crazy. Crazy? I remember this one time I was crazy. They buried me six feet in the ground! Six feet, man can you believe that. That's crazy.
You: Crazy? I remember this one time I was crazy
Stranger: okay do tkae your meds
You: No, then Mr. Biggins will go away.
Stranger: well if you dont ms babbit will leave too
You: Would you like to see what my basement looks like Ms. Babbit?
Stranger: umm no.



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Re: Omegle!

Postby Outchanter » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:10 am UTC

krazykate wrote:here's another fun one, where I pretend to have two people chatting on one keyboard.

That was ... impressive.

I told a big fish story:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: saudi
You: ...it rhymes
Stranger: yeah I understand
You: I'm not from saudi, I'm from egypt
Stranger: that's pretty awesome
You: I built the pyramids
You: with a little help from alien visitors of course
Stranger: that's pretty damn impressive
Stranger: my hat is off to you, sir
You: thanks
Stranger: you should be proud
You: oh but pride is a deadly sin
Stranger: a lot people talk about those a lot
Stranger: true
Stranger: I guess a little humility is always a good thing
You: really most of the credit goes to the aliens
Stranger: did they use like, laser beams
You: although the bastards overcharged us
You: no, just telekinesis
You: mind over matter
Stranger: so what did you do
Stranger: like, planning?
You: yes
You: and I made the drinks
You: put umbrellas in the glasses
You: every day
You: for five hundred years
Stranger: well you still deserve some credit
You: I guess
You: I did help with some of the building though
You: one of the stones
Stranger: they couldn't of done it without you
Stranger: WAIT A SECOND
Stranger: have you ever lied to me
Stranger: be honest
You: why would I do something like that?
You: I'm shocked! Shocked at such an accusation!
Stranger: well because your story seems a little ....
Stranger: fishy
Stranger: at best
You: This, sir is an anonymous chat! If I lied I would be held accountable!
You: There would be consequences!
You: I would lose my reputation!
Stranger: but of course
You: I would never do that.
You: And I don't believe I mentioned any fish at all.
You: Although now that you mention it, I did also catch the biggest fish in history.
You: With a little help from the dolphins, of course.
You: But I really did most of that myself. I drank the beer and everything.
You: what do you do for a lying?
You: I mean, a living.
You: Not that I know anything about lying.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


An even bigger fish story. I'm not sure if the other person got the references to 1984 or The New Adventures of Superman at the end though. They started sounding paranoid, so I had to wipe their memory with a rickroll.

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey :]
Stranger: how are you?
You: wonderful thank you!
You: how are you?
Stranger: I'm OK
Stranger: so what's up?
You: not much, just looking at this website
You: you?
Stranger: same
You: human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me
Stranger: same with human stupidity
You: of course
You: can't have one without the other
Stranger: Very true
Stranger: Ingenuity is just stupidity done wrong
Stranger: Try putting that in a car commercial
You: hahaha
Stranger: BMW: Stupidity done wrong
You: sadly I have no say over car commercials
Stranger: that's OK
Stranger: So what do you have a say over?
You: oh you know, new world order, personal ids, that kind of thing
You: one of the perks of being a reptilian
Stranger: ?
You: all that stuff you see on conspiracy websites? We plan it
You: although some of it is just a joke
You: like the crop circles
Stranger: Of course
You: that's just to mess with people
Stranger: Just keeping the dumb ones from finding out about the real thing
You: of course!
Stranger: So how do I get an application for the Illuminati?
Stranger: I'm very interested
Stranger: Do I have to find their hideout by myself?
You: oh, just check your local masonic lodge
Stranger: I think it's either in Geneva or Venice
You: or catholic church or jewish synagogue
You: they're all involved
Stranger: or perhaps inside the LHC
Stranger: Well I'm already a catholic
You: oh, maybe you aren't high level enough
Stranger: do I have to enter a seminary?
Stranger: I'm in a Jesuit high school
You: I'm not sure of the details
Stranger: Perhaps I'll enter the order and become the Black Pope
You: you could try give the secret handshake to one of your teachers
Stranger: That seems pretty high level
Stranger: I'll try that
You: there's a Black Pope? Awesome
Stranger: Do you know how it goes?
Stranger: Yeah hes the leader of the Jesuits
You: ah yes the secret handshake
Stranger: I don't want to get the handshake wrong or I might get killed
You: it starts with a fistbump
You: like the one Obama used
You: he's one of us, of course
You: then it's a regular handshake
Stranger: It's all in the "letter" they leave at his desk
You: then you stick your thumb out and hsake again
Stranger: I got it
You: and then a regular handshake
You: if you want to be sure, you can add the twiddling thumb next to your nose
You: but that's usually not necessary
Stranger: I might add that last part
Stranger: Seems rather important
Stranger: So is fluorinated water really to dumb us down so we'll follow the government?
You: oh, it used to be
You: but they removed it because it was too revealing
You: now it's optional
Stranger: or does it just make our teeth better?
You: I mean the last part of the handshake
Stranger: yeah
You: actually it's both
You: dumb you down
You: and keep your teeth healthier to save on medical bills
Stranger: Never thought of it like that.
Stranger: OF COURSE!
You: no point in wasting government money on dentistry
You: it's a win win situation
You: of course we try to arrange most things like that
Stranger: And lemme guess...Coldplay and Radiohead are the same people with disguises
You: and Elvis
Stranger: I know all the secret messages in their songs
Stranger: "closing walls" and what not
Stranger: And Tupac too?
You: naturally
You: we like leaving clues around, just to mess with people's heads
Stranger: You handled Tupac rather clumsily
Stranger: I mean 70 singles after his death?
You: admittedly, we really do need to improve our screening processes
Stranger: I'm pretty good at hiding details
You: it's the problem with having the old boy system isntead of a meritocracy, I think
You: some guy gets in because his grandad was the grand ding dong
Stranger: Ah
You: but he's a complete retard
Stranger: I hate that
You: yes
You: but some of us are advocating for better streamlining
Stranger: I guess once they become sloppy enough, I can take them out easily and start the whole thing over
You: oh but I can't let you do that
You: unless you join of course
Stranger: Please, you know the Founders planned this all along
You: in which case you can join our subgroup
You: advocating for more transparent conspiracies
Stranger: It's the best type of meritocracy
You: and less corrupt wheelings and dealings
Stranger: I think mob rule might take that over soon enough
Stranger: I want to plan the whole damn shebang
You: you mean plan the mob rule?
Stranger: Or be a sniper from your secret space station
Stranger: No the whole order
You: um yes
Stranger: I'm not into mob rule
You: I'm sorry to tell you this
You: but our space station ran out of funding
Stranger: Funding?
You: we only have a half operational deathstar
Stranger: Currency is a device of the human mind
You: and the only parts which operate are the scary blinking lights
You: none of the weaponry
Stranger: If you control everything, you can't run out of currency
You: I told them there priorities were wrong
You: yes, but there are hard limits
You: how much you can mine
You: where you can get energy etc
You: manipulating currency only helps so much with that
Stranger: Perhaps, but "funding" is a really bad word. Try "resources"
You: sorry, that was just my deception training kicking in
Stranger: I could tell
Stranger: So, is Zalgo real?
You: but the part about the half operational deathstar is completely true
You: yes, but he moonlights as Zuul
Stranger: And Xenu?
You: no, that's Yog Sogoth
Stranger: So if you know all of this, could you get resources from these guys?
Stranger: Or would you have to barter something you can't afford to?
You: sometimes we can bargain with them
Stranger: I'm assuming currency is worthless with them
Stranger: Is that how we got platypuses?
You: yes, ruling the world doesn't mean we rule the whole multiverse
You: actually platypuses just happened
Stranger: No explanation?
You: just the lack of ozone layer and higher radiation around Australia
You: higher mutation rates
Stranger: Of course
You: it's starting to affect the people there too
Stranger: how so?
You: well they talk funny for a start. We've had to give our staff in Ayer's Rock special injections to innoculate them
You: otherwise they start drinking beer and barbecuing things
You: and don't get any world control done
Stranger: Ayer's Rock...is that an entrance to the hideout?
You: most of it IS the hideout
Stranger: Also, is that also how the shrimp got so big?
You: yes
Stranger: So don't eat huge prawn?
You: only if they're glowing
You: for most of them the mutation happened long ago enough not to be a problem
Stranger: Good stuff
Stranger: Anything else I should know?
You: no, just trust your government
You: we have always been at war with Eastasia
You: and remember, watching tv is doubleplusgood
You: best way to keep yourself informed
You: nothing like it
You: and vote John Doe in the next election, he's a real nice guy
Stranger: OK now I know you're lying. And I'm going now because I know you're going to infect my PC with some virus to make me forget all this.
You: I might be able to send you an application form if you give me your email address
You: no need for a virus
Stranger: Sorry
You: just look at this:
You: (NOT ACTUAL SIZE)
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You: there
Stranger: And BTW, I'm on a mac. so the virus won't work
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby krazykate » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:25 pm UTC

anyone know of a way to actually hook up two keyboards to your computer? I might get a friend to help me out.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Jos » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:29 pm UTC

the hardware is probably easy to manage via usb. But as for the software, things get harder. Try googling for some program that allows 2 keyboards simultaneously
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Re: Omegle!

Postby dalahäst » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:28 pm UTC

krazykate wrote:anyone know of a way to actually hook up two keyboards to your computer? I might get a friend to help me out.


Plug in 2 USB keyboards. A Mac will handle that just fine, I can have a numeric keypad and a regular keyboard plugged in when I play Bubble Bobble two players. :)

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Sasha » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:08 am UTC

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Allo
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU
You: Do you like mudkipz?
Stranger: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT
You: I AM WELL
Stranger: YES I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE MUDKIPZ
You: YES PLEASE
Stranger: FAVORITE COLOR
You: ARE YOU A FAN OF WHEEL OF FORTUNE OR SUMMAT
You: BLUE
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION
You: I LIKE BLUE\
Stranger: CRAB OR LOBSTER
You: CRAB
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION
Stranger: PAINTING OR DRAWING
You: DRAWING
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION
You: OKAY
You: GO
Stranger: CAN YOU OR CAN YOU NOT CALCULATE THE STRENGTH OF AN ELECTROSTATIC FIELD ABOUT A POINT
You: I CANNOT
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION
You: I LIKE WHEEL OF FORTUNE TOO MUCH
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF IUPAC?
You: INDEED I DO
Stranger: FINAL QUESTION
Stranger: ARE YOU READY
You: INDEED I AM
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS
You: FUCK YEA
Stranger: BONUS QUESTION
You: OKAY
You: LETS DO THIS
Stranger: DOES THE WORD niggardly INVOKE NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS?
You: NO
Stranger: YOU HAVE COMPLETED PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT
Stranger: WOULD YOU LIKE RESULTS
You: YES PLEASE
Stranger: BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE RESULTS I REQUIRE INFORMATION
You: OKAY
Stranger: RESPOND TO THE FOLLOWING QUERY
Stranger: A/S/L
You: OKAY
You: 15/m/US
Stranger: I AM REQUIRED TO ASK ANOTHER QUESTION
You: OKAY
You: BRING IT
Stranger: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
You: NO
Stranger: YOUR PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT RESULTS ARE IN!
You: BUT I AM A 4CHANNER
You: OKAY
You: I AM WAITING
Stranger: YOU LIKE THE COLOR BLUE, FIND CRAB PREFERABLE TO LOBSTER, LIKE TO DRAW KIND OF MORE THAN PAINTING, AINT NO GOOD AT PHYSICS, MAY BE GOOD AT CHEMISTRY, AN LIKE DINOS. PLUS U ARENT GAY.
You: HOORAY
Stranger: I FEEL THIS TEST IS SUCCESSFUL MOST OF THE TIME
You: I AGREE.
You: I WILL SEE YOU LATER.
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: RATE YOUR SATISFACTION
You: WHAT
You: UM
Stranger: IF YOU DON'T CAN'T GET NO
You: ON A SCALE OF 1-10, I RATE IT 42.
You: FORTY TWO.
Stranger: THE ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING?!
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: SIX BY NINE?!
You: YEA
You: TOTALLY
Stranger: OK
Stranger: THANK YOU
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: HAV FUN AT THE 4CHAN
You: I WILL
Stranger: LET THEM KNOW U SAW ME
You: AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU LATER
Stranger: YOU WILL
You: GOODBYE
Stranger: ASK FOR ANONYMOUS
You: OKAY
Stranger: GOOD BYE
Stranger: I HOPE U KNO URSELF BETTER THANKS TO ME
You: HEY WE HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Omegle!

Postby alitheiapsis » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:39 am UTC

I met this nice Chinese girl. But she had to go.
Then, the first time I decided to say "Don't say ASL," this happened:

You: don't say asl
Stranger: Gay cyber?
You: *fail*
You have disconnected.

Once I met someone who lives on the Florida panhandle like me! And was also sixteen. But he got slightly creeper-y. meh.

Another funny one:
Stranger: Hey
You: don't say asl.
Stranger: k
Stranger: lsa?
Stranger: =P
You: touché.

Later, I lost twenty dollars and my self respect.
Stranger: heyo
You: don't say asl.
Stranger: why? you a tranny?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just pokin ya
Stranger: don't say bacon
You: oh ok thanks for warning me
Stranger: i have a fear of seeing the word bacon in text
You: I don't want to catch swine flu from it or anything
Stranger: it really just makes me wanna puke
You: wait a second...
You: you just typed it twice.
Stranger: the game

Someone wanted me to pay them to have sex with me:
You: Don't say asl.
Stranger: yo
Stranger: what;s good?
You: sex?
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: sex is the best!!!
You: Sorry, my bad.
Stranger: I'll fuck you for 2 bucks
You: ooh really?
You: awesome.
Stranger: Male, female don't matter to me

I also ran into a /b/tard, so that was cool.

Way to waste an hour. Now, off to bed. Dangerously late. Shit.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Jos » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:07 am UTC

How was runnign into a /b/-tard cool?
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Re: Omegle!

Postby alitheiapsis » Fri May 01, 2009 4:24 am UTC

I like to stay up on my memes. It's good to practice once in a while.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby SOSkanesumi ARK » Fri May 01, 2009 6:35 am UTC

had a talk with a chinese man, he gave me his email so i can help him learn english...fun stuff
Navi> hey luke hows han these days?
<luke> han?
<Navi> solo
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Antimatter Spork » Sat May 02, 2009 5:10 pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello stranger
You: what is your favorite color?
Stranger: tell me a dirty thing.
Stranger: blue
You: pigs enjoy wallowing in their own filth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Cheese » Sat May 02, 2009 8:28 pm UTC

Heh, had my first conversation that I really enjoyed:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I LIKE CAKE.
You: WHY HELLO THERE
You: YOU LIKE CAKE?!
You: SO DO I!
Stranger: OF COURSE I DO!
You: WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE
Stranger: FUCKING ICE CREAM CAKE!
Stranger: OMGOMGOMG.
You: WHOA
Stranger: YEEAH!
You: SLOW DOWN THERE KID
Stranger: IM NOT A KID.
You: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM HEARING ABOUT AWESOME THINGS TOO MUCH
You: SORRY, I DIDN'T ASSUME YOU WERE A KID
Stranger: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
You: FIGURE OF SPEECH AND ALL THAT
You: YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKING BLOWS MY MIND?!
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: FUCKING CHEESECAKE!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!
You: WITH FRUIT AND SHIT ON TOP!
Stranger: CHEESECAKE = MOUTHGASMS!
You: MMM
You: THAT'S MMM WITH AN M AND AN M AND AN M
You: M-M-M
Stranger: MMM.
You: SO...
You: ANYTHING ELSE AWESOME TO TALK ABOUT?
Stranger: YEAH..
Stranger: IDK, VAGINAS?!
You: IF YOU WANT
You: VAGINAS ARE USEFUL
Stranger: THEY ARE.
You: I DON'T HAVE ONE MYSELF
You: DO YOU?
You: I HAVE A PENIS, WHICH IS USEFUL IN OTHER WAYS
Stranger: I DONT. O_O
Stranger: PENISES ARE BETTER THAN VAGINAS!
You: THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW
Stranger: WELL, YEAH.
You: I EXPECT MOST PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS PREFER THEIR VAGINAS
Stranger: I DONT USE MY PENIS SO MUCH.
Stranger: EXCEPT FOR MASTURBATING AND SEX.
You: I USE MY PENIS A BIT, BUT NOT ALL THAT OFTEN TO BE HONEST
Stranger: I HAVE A GLORY HOLE.
You: I OPENED CANS WITH MY PENIS FOR A BIT
You: BUT STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE BLEEDING AND THINGS
Stranger: OHH, THATS SO COOL.
You: IT'S NOT REALLY ALL THAT GREAT
Stranger: AHH, I SEE, YOU GET STITCHES ON YOUR PENIS?
You: I USED IT AS A PARTY TRICK
You: BUT PEOPLE WEREN'T DRUNK ENOUGH TO STARE AT PENISES YET
You: SO THEY BOOED ME OFF
Stranger: AWWW, WHAT A SHAME.
You: AND I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN WAY TO THE HOSPITAL...
You: BUT ITS BETTER NOW
Stranger: MY PARENTS TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
Stranger: AND IT SAYS, YOURE A STRANGER.
You: MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO BELIEVE IN GOD
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!
You: HEY, I'M NOT A STRANGER!
You: I'M YOU!
You: YOU'RE A STRANGER
Stranger: Oh me yarm!
Stranger: AHH!
Stranger: YOURE A STRANGER!
Stranger: IM YOU!
You: D:
You: WHOA
You: THIS IS HEAVY
Stranger: IM YOU!
You: LIKE IN BACK TO THE FUTURE
You: YOU'RE NOT ME
Stranger: YOURE STRANGER!
You: I'M YOU AND ME
Stranger: IM YOU!
You: YOU'RE STRANGER
Stranger: IT SAYS IM YOU!
Stranger: YOURE THE STRANGER!
You: IT SAYS YOU'RE STRANGER
You: NO WAI
Stranger: NOO!
Stranger: IT SAYS IM YOU!
Stranger: YAS WAI!
You: YOU STRANGER STRANGER YOU YOU STRANGER YOU YOU YOU STRANGER YOU STRANGER STRANGER?
Stranger: YOURE THE STRANGER YOU STRANGER!
You: I STRANGERED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!
Stranger: NO YOU DIDNT!
Stranger: HAHA, WELL, IM GONNA GO MAN.
Stranger: AND BTW, I AM KID.
Stranger: 13. ;]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby electronic mily » Mon May 04, 2009 4:11 am UTC

My first conversation looked like it was going to get boring real fast, so I decided to up the weirdness relatively subtly and see where it went. Apparently not subtle enough...

Stranger: Helo
Stranger: Hello <<
You: Hey there
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am pretty awesome
You: How are you?
Stranger: IM alright
Stranger: Could be better.
Stranger: How's your day going?
You: It's going good
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Alright ask me three Q's
Stranger: except for Asl
You: haha okay
You: Uh... how do you feel about robots?
You: Second question: have you ever ridden a camel?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Antimatter Spork » Tue May 05, 2009 12:58 am UTC

was this one of you?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: ask me a question
You: any question
Stranger: what is the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
You: 42
Stranger: your pretty good
You: thanks
You: that one took a lot of thinking
You: but a lot of people ask me that
Stranger: but the quiz is just beginning
You: ok
You: go
Stranger: what is your favorite color
You: octarine
Stranger: are transformers really more than meets the eye?
You: yes
You: it's a fucking giant robot that can turn into a truck
You: holy crap
Stranger: what is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow
You: african or european?
Stranger: wait what?
Stranger: I don't know that...
You: oh
You: well
You: that's unfortunate
Stranger: you completely turned my own quiz against me
You: sorry about that
Stranger: it's ok
You: oh good
Stranger: i need to go now, and continue my quest
You: ok
You: good luck
Stranger: thank you
You: no problem
Stranger: farewell
You: farewell, stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby DragonStargazer » Tue May 05, 2009 4:00 am UTC

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey buddy!
You: hi
Stranger: Hows it going today?!
You: great
Stranger: great
You: you must be a very happy person
Stranger: dont judge me you son of a bitch
Stranger: but yes, i am
Stranger: and u?
You: i am more moderate
Stranger: i see
Stranger: women tend to fake smile all the time
Stranger: to give the impression they are always happy
Stranger: it really is wrong
Stranger: and people ask me, why dont u smile more
Stranger: and i say
Stranger: Fatty's gonna get ya! Fatty's gonna get ya
You: so you don't like women?
Stranger: this is provided the woman is fat
You: what if she's skinny?
Stranger: omegle is great!
Stranger: where r u from?
You: somewhere
Stranger: well, whoever you are. I have a feeling you're not like everyone around here
Stranger: everyone one (3067 users) are horny teenagers
Stranger: I can tell, the way you type. The way your demeanour that u are so much more
You: and you? what are you?
Stranger: im an horny male
Stranger: what else?
Stranger: its hard to be in the minority when 3067 out of 3093 are the majority
Stranger: no, im joking
You: maybe you like being different
Stranger: I suppose people want to be unique
Stranger: are u different from the crowd?
You: maybe i am
You: this site is very "matrix"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: is it
Stranger: going to be the yellow pill
Stranger: or the white pill?
You: what happens if you take both blue and red?
You: is it purple?
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: but i do like the movies, makes you think
Stranger: im no philospher and sometimes you shouldnt think so much
Stranger: rather, just do it
Stranger: Nike
You: maybe you split into alternate selves, one in the matrix, and one in the real world
Stranger: Yes, you are like a puzzle that needs to be put together
Stranger: your responses are calculated
Stranger: what can i say?
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: im no physcologist but i know one thing
You: one thing?
Stranger: whatever pill you take will be the right one
Stranger: ha!
You: very nice
Stranger: thxs
You: and you? which will you take?
Stranger: i dunno neo
You: if i am neo, are you smith?
You: or maybe, i am trinity
You: she's prettier
Stranger: nah, i figured im the black dude
Stranger: hes got some wicked shades
You: morpheus?
Stranger: but i wouldnt wanna look in the mirror every night
Stranger: and tense my stomach
Stranger: inevitably hoping a 6 pack appears
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeh, morpheous
You: you could upload yourself to the matrix
You: then you could have zillions of 6 packs
Stranger: yes, "zillions"
Stranger: so
Stranger: u a girl or a guy?
You: that depends on what you really are
Stranger: well
Stranger: ..
Stranger: u still havent figured it out?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im a girl silly
You: how can i figure that out?
Stranger: ouch :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby DragonStargazer » Tue May 05, 2009 4:03 am UTC

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 'm a male... so if you have to go, because you are looking for a girl, you can do now ;)
You: then you must be one of the non horny males in existence?
Stranger: or maybe a girl that are trying to keep of horny males
Stranger: who know, we are strangers
You: either way, better than a horny male
Stranger: well I could be an unicorn too
Stranger: so what are you?
You: not a unicorn
Stranger: mmm seem quite shy
You: maybe just cautious
Stranger: about what?
You: seeing if there are actually interesting people on here
Stranger: mmm... are you an interesting people? if yes... yes there are interesting people here.
You: there'd have to be more than one of me for that to happen
Stranger: All led to your self esteeme
You: maybe i should be a unicorn
You: more interesting
Stranger: Dont copy me... you have to choose your fantasy animal by yourself... look in the darkness of your soul... what do you see?
You: dragon
You: they're my favorite
Stranger: they dont fit you. I can say it I know you from almost five minutes so far.
You: i love dragons
You: and dolphins
You: and all things blue
Stranger: water and fire
Stranger: nice extremes
Stranger: I am blue (like all the unicorns)
You: i thought they were white
Stranger: just common urban legend
Stranger: I'm am an unicorn, trust my word
You: can you fly?
Stranger: depends
You: on what
You: the weather?
Stranger: I feed by people desires, if I have enough I can fly... otherwise 'v to take the bus (quite stressfull for my size)
You: better than the subway
Stranger: maybe, btw is quite nice to be an unicorn, i can see inside people
Stranger: do you belive in me?
You: if i don't, does that mean you don't exist?
Stranger: if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you
Stranger: just this.
Stranger: otherwise none of us will be real.
You: if we are not real, then where are we?
Stranger: we are beyond the looking glass
You: down the rabbit hole
Stranger: where unicorns and little girls live
You: or maybe we're adults who smoked some of what the caterpillar has
Stranger: caterpillar never shares... you know it
You: that's why he never remembers you
You: always, "Who are you?"
Stranger: yes. My father, Carrol, was a great man indeed...
You: you know that wasn't his real name
Stranger: as I said... I'm an unicorn... I know all about the people...
Stranger: I have 4 minutes, till the moon rise... then 'll disappear...
You: how do unicorns type?
Stranger: share with me something unique... so i'll remember you...
Stranger: i type with my heart.
You: i am a lost soul trapped in a world of pain
You: only the love of my life is able to help me
Stranger: who is the love of your life?
You: a wonderful person, with the spirit of the air
Stranger: will he save you?
You: i hope so
You: otherwise, i am lost
Stranger: I feel not... he will not save you... why I feel this?
You: only i can save me now
Stranger: but you dont want to save you
Stranger: i feel this too
You: maybe i feel so lost
You: i have no hope of recovery
Stranger: you lie
Stranger: you dont want to recovery... because you have fear... you like... in a quite weird way being lost...
You: no
Stranger: the empitiness has a good taste.
You: i just don't know how to be not empty
Stranger: just filling you.
Stranger: it's so easy.
You: don't you have magic?
Stranger: I have, indeed.
You: use it
Stranger: the moon is full... and 'm just disappearing... but I have to tell you something important before. Can I?
You: yes
Stranger: I love you. No matter if you are a male, a female, or just a rose. I love you. No matter if you are tall or short, skinn or soft, simple or complex. I love you. Your soul, your heart, your eyes and your lips. Your neck and your skin. I love your entire life. Never forget this. Deal?
You: deal
You: give me your name
Stranger: I cant.
Stranger: I will bring you inside me, forever. you know that? You will always have a place, inside an unicorn. No matter what will be.
You: i can only hope
You: farewell enchanted unicorn
You: fly with the moon.
Stranger: Goodbye Alice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Cryopyre » Tue May 05, 2009 6:27 am UTC

I met this kid named Dilan Lopes from Brazil, through him I've learned that legal means cool in Brazil. I just can't fathom that, it sounds like some 50s Conservative's hope for the future of slang.

Dude, that's SOOO legal!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Chfan » Tue May 05, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

In America we say legit, so I don't think that's too far off.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby krazykate » Tue May 05, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

I've never heard "legit" used as a synonym for "cool", only for "the real thing".
e.g. I thought the painting was a forgery, but it turned out to be legit.


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