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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dataflashsabot » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

To the creator of Omegler: The normal Omegle has been blocked (t-mobile >.<) so the web omegler is awesome, but I have one problem: The spam filter has hit several false positives, including a rather cool-sounding Haunted Hill game. Could you consider making the spam filter optional, a checkbox perhaps? Thanks :)

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Bliop » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:39 am UTC

I just made this conversation with this stranger. =) I'm Chinese.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 哈咯
You: 你是什么人?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.


I suddenly started typing in Chinese, for some reason. I just finished writing a 2,000 word essay on politics and I guess I'm a little tired. Translated:

You: Hi.
You: What country are you a citizen in? (It's actually a common greeting in Chinese. A tad hard to translate into English, though.)
Boo!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Mister_Penguin » Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:08 pm UTC

I've been trying to administer the Voight-kampf test to users, but no bites yet.
I did get this, though (spoiled for being very NSFW and vulgar.)(not to mention immature!)
Spoiler:
You: You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Stranger: because i want to eat that tortoise
Stranger: and your cock
Stranger: skip this metaphorical bullshit
Stranger: lets cut to the chase
Stranger: your cock + my mouth
You: I've eaten cocks you people wouldn't believe
You: jizz beams glittering in the dark near the tannhauser gate
You: all these moments will be lost in time.
You: like spooge in rain.
You: time to fuck.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Chfan » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:33 pm UTC

Bliop wrote:You: What country are you a citizen in? (It's actually a common greeting in Chinese. A tad hard to translate into English, though.)


"Where are you from?" perhaps.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:53 pm UTC

Mister_Penguin wrote:
Spoiler:
You: I've eaten cocks you people wouldn't believe
You: jizz beams glittering in the dark near the tannhauser gate
You: all these moments will be lost in time.
You: like spooge in rain.
You: time to fuck.
At first I was all like :|

But then, I Heheheehahahahahahahahehehehehahaha.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Bliop » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:45 am UTC

Chfan wrote:
Bliop wrote:You: What country are you a citizen in? (It's actually a common greeting in Chinese. A tad hard to translate into English, though.)


"Where are you from?" perhaps.


YES. I'm feeling so stupid right now.
Boo!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby punkymonkey » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:48 am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello =)
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: 25/F/FL ... you ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


... this is pretty much how all my conversations are going. Am I too old for this thing or is there some kind of "anti-florida" movement on Omegle? (this is my first night using it...)

*edit to add*
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ronaaaldo. :B HUAHUHAUHAUAHU
You: um. huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wtf!??? hahahaha
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Hazel » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:04 pm UTC

Omegle gives me anxiety attacks. =( Which is rather unfortunate, as I'd like to talk to new people, but I'm too scared of them and my mind goes blank. All of you with your scintillating conversations make me jealous.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Bliop » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:49 pm UTC

Most of my Omegle conversations have thus fell into the Canyon of Awkwardness. I mean, come on, are you going to ask them about their aunt's daughter's son's name after you've tried everything else?

You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi...
You: What's your name? I'm Justin.
Stranger: I'm someone.
You: Um, okay, I was trying to get your real name.
Stranger: ...
You: Er.

After about 5 minutes, either one of us disconnects.
Boo!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Doug4.7 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:28 am UTC

Okay, I tried it and this is what I got:
Stranger:hello
Stranger: i'm F 19
Stranger: how do you send a pic on here
Stranger: i keep loosing my connection msg me on MSN messenger my SN is msn:DeniseAnderson18 at hotmail.com so i can send you my photo
I can't believe I was connected to a 19 year old who wants to send me her picture. What are the chances of that? :wink:

So from the posts of others here, one can get an actual person. How likely is that? :?:
Seek professional help.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Bliop » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:18 am UTC

Doug4.7 wrote:Okay, I tried it and this is what I got:
Stranger:hello
Stranger: i'm F 19
Stranger: how do you send a pic on here
Stranger: i keep loosing my connection msg me on MSN messenger my SN is msn:DeniseAnderson18 at hotmail.com so i can send you my photo
I can't believe I was connected to a 19 year old who wants to send me her picture. What are the chances of that? :wink:

So from the posts of others here, one can get an actual person. How likely is that? :?:


Uh, I would assume that everyone on is human, unless I'm the only one oblivious to some super crazy amazing AI thingy.
Boo!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dataflashsabot » Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:49 pm UTC

Countdown! :D
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• my weirdest chat

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Re: Omegle!

Postby quadmaster » Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:13 pm UTC

You: lo
Stranger: m/f?
You: your mom
You: ie neither
Stranger: u asshole
You: I prefer 'classhole'
Stranger: ur mother took ma dick remeber
You: ...
You: your creativity astounds me
Stranger: m/f?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I... I didn't do it.
<- he did it, I swear

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Apparently Anonymous » Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:37 pm UTC

Omegle is entertaining at times, but if I spend too much time in there I eventually lose hope in humanity.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Saphy » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:26 pm UTC

One of my friends went on there at camp. Got pissed off because everyone asked asl or aso haha. I personally have talked to one person, who asked what "rofl" stood for then left.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Naurgul » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:18 am UTC

Not mine:
Spoiler:
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Praised be the nightmare, which reveals to us that we have the power to create hell.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Walter.Horvath » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:05 pm UTC

I love you whoever did that.
:P

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Re: Omegle!

Postby TheTedinator » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

Naurgul wrote:Not mine:
Spoiler:
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That's hilarious. Goldberg, Greenberg, iceberg, what's the difference? :D

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Re: Omegle!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:24 am UTC

Just had a nice conversation:

Spoiler:
Stranger: IM 12 WHAT IS THIS
You: It's a wobsite
Stranger: A WOBSITE?
Stranger: ORLY
You: I 'ardly know 'er!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby kapojinha » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:26 pm UTC

Apparently I'm boring...
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeey
You: aren't you enthusiastic
Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea
Stranger: how can you not be?
You: what's there to be enthusiastic about?
Stranger: uhm.... unicorns standing in my room?
Stranger: duhh
You: unicorns? lame
You: i'm more of a leprechaun type of person
Stranger: you haven't heard it all yet
Stranger: the unicorns have...
Stranger: wait for it..
Stranger: trampolins on they're feet and guns shooting when they hit the ground
You: i'm sorry, but that's neither amusing or awesome
You: i mean come on? guns?
You: talk about lame
Stranger: you're a guy right?
You: what's it to you?
Stranger: a guy? usually pretty boring and gross
Stranger: ye guy
Stranger: boooooooooooooooring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"My desire for knowledge is intermittent, but my desire to bathe my head in atmospheres unknown to my feet is perennial and constant."

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Re: Omegle!

Postby tentacleTherapist » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:26 pm UTC

So here is my first Omegle conversation:

Spoiler:
Stranger: sex?
You: uh why
Stranger: why not?
You: touche
Tumblr-ma-doodle
Spoiler:
You will see my shadow
On every wall

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Re: Omegle!

Postby nomes » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:37 am UTC

Mine was AWESOME!!!

SO MUCH AWESOME.

:D

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
stranger: Are you a dinosaur?
you: i just hugged a crack addict apparently..
stranger: :o
stranger: That is surprising
you: doesn't make me dinosaur?
you: ...are you a dolphin?
stranger: No
stranger: But are you a dinosaur?
you: Phew.
stranger: Phew?
you: the last person i told i was a dinosaur was a really annoying dolphin.
stranger: Well I promise you that I am not that person
stranger: But does that mean you are?
you: yay!.
you: ...sometimes??
stranger: Are you one now?
you: ..i could be.
you: why?
stranger: I would like to talk to a dinosaur
stranger: Are you a t-rex? They are the best dinosaurs
you: no, i disagree, velociraptors all the way.
stranger: Rexes are hotter
you: no! you're dumb!
stranger: But they are!
stranger: They're so big and beastly
you: .. i guess it's a matter of opinion, but personally, i prefer the wiry petiter velociraptor.
you: is petiter a word?
stranger: Safari says it isn't
you: smaller.
stranger: Heh
stranger: I can see where you're coming from. Rexes just really get me going. It's definitely the hugeness.
stranger: And the aggression
you: i'm more in love with the weapons and intelligence of velociraptors.
you: i guess we are just two very different people.
stranger: Heh, maybe
stranger: I mean I'd experiment with one, I'm just very particular to the rex.
you: fair enough i would probably do the same but opposite way round.
stranger: I see
stranger: I don't even know what you could do with a t-rex, I just know it'd be awesome
stranger: Hell, I'd get off just watching it destroy stuff and swallow people
you: yeah... they do some pretty awesome damage, i wanna watch velociraptors just run around slicing people/animals to shreads.
stranger: Heh
you: with those big toe claw things... yeah.
stranger: Now that would be kinda hot
you: yeah.
stranger: Or just trampling them
stranger: brb
you: oh..
stranger: Alright back
stranger: I'm not too into slicing, trampling is more my thing.
stranger: Or crushing, in the terms of the rex.
you: fair enough, i differ, but understand.
you: i wouldn't mind some crushing every now and then, just to mix things up.
stranger: How much to velociraptors weigh?
stranger: do*
you: i dunno... it's not very big though.
stranger: Then it'd probably be more akin to trampling than crushing
stranger: Which is still nice
stranger: Ah, 200lbs.
stranger: Or so says Google
stranger: Yeah, they'd trample.
stranger: The rex has a hard time not crushing, though. Which is another thing I like about it
you: lol, yeah just mindless not even on prupose death and mayhem.
you: nice.
stranger: Yep
stranger: I wouldn't say total mindlessness though. Yes, there's a lot of "accidental" destruction, but I like to think that they can scope out a target and pound the shit out of it
you: yeah that as well, and i imagine they could be intelligent enough to know they are destructive but just not care, that's hot.
you: i don't care that i just squished your baby...
you: haha.
stranger: ...because you're next
stranger: XD
you: yeah.
stranger: And their feet are just enormous
you: curious.. may i enquire as to your gender?
stranger: Male
stranger: You?
you: female,
stranger: Hm, I've never met a female who was into this sort of thing
you: lol, well i'm told o'm..odd.
you: i'm*
stranger: Heh
you: so would you actually be want to do stuff with the rex or just get off on watching?
stranger: Well it'd be kind of hard to do much with it without dying
stranger: So watching I suppose
stranger: I wouldn't mind having some sort of pet rex that does what I tell it to though
you: yeah, i think it'd be impossible.
stranger: Well having a rex at all would be impossible
you: yeah, i'd want a whole flock of raptors.
you: ..don't talk like that!!!
you: :'(
stranger: Heh, sorry
you: there'll be a way, somehow..
stranger: XD
you: dna in fossils etc..
stranger: Well I'm saying in terms of fantasy, I wouldn't mind having myself an obedient rex
stranger: Preferably male :D
you: hmm i think even that could happen, once you've cloned your rex you can insert electrodes into the pleasure centre of it's brain etc..
you: it works on bulls and other modern animals.
stranger: Heh, alright then
stranger: I'd do that
stranger: Then I'd take it for a ride and sit on it's cock
you: ..how big are their cocks? is that possible?
stranger: Going by proportions, I'd assume it'd be big enough.
stranger: This is all fantasy anyway, so my fantasy dinosaur can have as big a cock as I please
you: yes but very few animals esp. reptile have penises any where near the same proportions to their bodies as humans.
you: sorry, i thought it was going to be reality..
stranger: Well there's no dinosaurs at the moment
stranger: So until they are
stranger: Fantasy.
you: okie dokie then.
you: i will try not to ruin it.
stranger: Haha, thanks
you: you're welcome.
stranger: Oddly enough, I'm also pretty interested in the prospect of them pooping on things to crush them.
stranger: I'm not even into poop
you: lol, but GIANT poop... lol.
you: DESTRUCTIVE poop.
stranger: Yeah
stranger: It's pretty awesome
you: lol, compared to normal poop, definately.
stranger: Yeah
stranger: "Hey, I'm just gonna shit on you now. Relax, you won't care whether I do or don't in just a moment.
you: hehe, what a way to die, i'd deffinately use that on people. final thought, 'i'm being killed by a giant lump of t-rex poop.
you: PRICELESS.
stranger: Haha yeah
you: oh well i think i have to go now.
stranger: Aww
you: sorry, have stuff to do, :(
stranger: I see
stranger: Well, thanks for the chat.
you: you are welcome.
stranger: Good day, ma'am.
you: good bye, sir.
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby punkymonkey » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:19 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MINE!
Stranger: No mine!
You: no! it's mine!
Stranger: I saw it first
You: But I claimed it first!
Stranger: But I have it!
You: oh. That's fine then I guess. I didn't really want swine flu anyway. :/
Stranger: Charity. Pass it on.
You: No, you can have it since you put up a fight for it. But I appreciate you offering to share. :D
You: *takes the other thing, which is way more awesome and not a flu*
Stranger: which is
You: my very own Oompa Loompa.
Stranger: oh sweet!
You: Indeed!
You: *pets the Oompa Loompa* I shall name him.. Franklin.
Stranger: ah so cute.
You: I think he's purring!
Stranger: what else can he do?
You: Not sure, I'll have to read the manual.
You: *flips through some pages*
You: hmm.. let's see.. singing.. dancing.. purrs when happy.. has the ability to become a floatation device to prevent drownings... makes candy out of any ingredient or item..
Stranger: how long do the batteries last?\
You: 6 hours, but there is an ac adaptor too.
Stranger: They won't get too far plugged into a wall....
You: Extension cords!
Stranger: lots and lots
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Re: Omegle!

Postby gamers2000 » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:14 am UTC

Bliop wrote:I just made this conversation with this stranger. =) I'm Chinese.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 哈咯
You: 你是什么人?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.


I suddenly started typing in Chinese, for some reason. I just finished writing a 2,000 word essay on politics and I guess I'm a little tired. Translated:

You: Hi.
You: What country are you a citizen in? (It's actually a common greeting in Chinese. A tad hard to translate into English, though.)


It's literal translation is "What person are you?" After editing for general Chinese/English grammar unsynchroncity, it becomes "What kind of person are you?"

But yeah - it means "What nationality/race are you?

EDIT : About my Omegle experiences (cos I'm narcissistic like that) - there are three kinds of people on Omegle. Those that are looking for e-sex, those that are looking to throw random memes at you (see - Wild ABRA appeared!) and those looking for a conversation.
Also, from yesterday's experience, I found out that talking about XKCD tends to move second groupe people into the third, and is a pretty good segue into any semblance of good conversation.

Also, any chat that involves XKCD-transistioned good conversation invariably ends up getting ended by a technical fau
ERROR - CARRIER LOST...

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Vohu Manah » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:11 am UTC

gamers2000 wrote:Also, from yesterday's experience, I found out that talking about XKCD tends to move second groupe people into the third, and is a pretty good segue into any semblance of good conversation.

Also, any chat that involves XKCD-transistioned good conversation invariably ends up getting ended by a technical fau
ERROR - CARRIER LOST...


I've talked several e-sex people into conversations about Bill O'Reilly before.

My conversations.

Stranger: favorite bank?
You: Wells Fargo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and
Spoiler:
You: What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Stranger: Well, meaning of life is : live it,
The universe is : to explore, so that life isn't boring
And everything is : IF YOU DONT GIVE ME COCK, I DIE IN 24 HOURS!
Isaac Hill wrote:If this tetonic plate's rockin' such that it registers no less than 6.1 on the Richter scale, don't come a knockin'.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby in absentia » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:26 pm UTC

I discovered this website last week and I think it's an pretty interesting way to kill boredom...I've had some interesting conversations, though usually I expect to go through around 10-20 "asl?" openers before I find anyone worth talking to.

Last night the statistically improbable happened though. The very first random stranger I connected to wasn't looking for a girl with cam, or asking my asl, or using text speak, or generally talking non amusing crap. It came to pass that I ended up wasting 4 hours of my life randomly talking with a history&philosophy student from Germany with impressive english and an interest in Star Treck, Anime, Linux, Scandinavian metal bands and (unsurprisingly) XKCD. He taught me some useless German and told me his theory of existance as the "dream of a sentient toothbrush", the toothbrush itself being the "construct of a bengalic rat". I'm not sure quite why I sat for 4 hours talking about nothing much to this geeky German guy, but I know I would do it again, and when I finally forced myself to disconnect (since he refused to do) I wished I hadn't.

Oh geeky german guy, I feel that all my omegle conversations will now seem dull and meaningless (er, I mean, more dull and meaningless) and tinged with sadness at disconnecting from you so soon. Will we never talk again? Have you moved on to other random strangers? So soon?! I know, I should do the same. But I cannot.

So this is my virtual "missed connection" post, or perhaps that should be "disconnection" post, incase you're out there, and want to arrange talk about crap with me for another 4 hours.


So, er, yes, good omegle converstations, they are possible! but may mess with your head.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby sqrt » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:50 pm UTC

I wonder how many log onto Omegle thinking "If I only go on Omegle and type "asl?" I will finally get laid -- with a girl!" A regular conversation usually lasts up until the point where they realize I'm a dude, then they leave.

I feel that thisis somewhat typical... :|
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Internetmeme » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

Funny. I lol'd.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also, after 10 asl people in a row, I am pissed off.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: Why should you care?
You: Oh, wait, you're some basement dwelling person who is so unnatractive they have to have sex chats anonymously online.
You have disconnected.

It's been 30 minutes, and still no good chats. I let another asl person have it.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi. I'm going to be very up front. I'm an 18 y/o guy from Boston - athletic, decent looking, and stuck inside. If you are a cute girl and want to webcam right now (I will go on first), just say "yes." Otherwise disconnect.
You: STFU
You: YOU PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING
You: I JUST WANT A FUCKING NORMAL CHAT
You: NO ASL NOOBISHNESS
You: YOU MAKE ME SICK
You: I BET YOU ARE AN UNNATRACTIVE PERSON
You: LIVING WITH HI SMOM
You: WHO HAS TO BE ANONYMOUS TO FEEL LOVED
You: GOOD DAY SIR
You have disconnected.

And directly after this, I prove it can be done:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: Please don't be some e-sex noob.
You: PLEASE
Stranger: you're in luck
You: Finally
You: I just wanted to prove it could be done. Thank you.
You have disconnected.
Spoiler:

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Walter.Horvath » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:12 am UTC

in absentia wrote:I discovered this website last week and I think it's an pretty interesting way to kill boredom...I've had some interesting conversations, though usually I expect to go through around 10-20 "asl?" openers before I find anyone worth talking to.

Last night the statistically improbable happened though. The very first random stranger I connected to wasn't looking for a girl with cam, or asking my asl, or using text speak, or generally talking non amusing crap. It came to pass that I ended up wasting 4 hours of my life randomly talking with a history&philosophy student from Germany with impressive english and an interest in Star Treck, Anime, Linux, Scandinavian metal bands and (unsurprisingly) XKCD. He taught me some useless German and told me his theory of existance as the "dream of a sentient toothbrush", the toothbrush itself being the "construct of a bengalic rat". I'm not sure quite why I sat for 4 hours talking about nothing much to this geeky German guy, but I know I would do it again, and when I finally forced myself to disconnect (since he refused to do) I wished I hadn't.

Oh geeky german guy, I feel that all my omegle conversations will now seem dull and meaningless (er, I mean, more dull and meaningless) and tinged with sadness at disconnecting from you so soon. Will we never talk again? Have you moved on to other random strangers? So soon?! I know, I should do the same. But I cannot.

So this is my virtual "missed connection" post, or perhaps that should be "disconnection" post, incase you're out there, and want to arrange talk about crap with me for another 4 hours.


So, er, yes, good omegle converstations, they are possible! but may mess with your head.

I believe you're looking for Luke :P

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Minnie_Mouse » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:36 am UTC

lmaoo @ all the omegle convos.

I met a guy on omegle months and months ago and we've been friends ever since.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby in absentia » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:07 pm UTC

Sigh. Post Geeky German guy, Omegle is a much less interesting place:

Stranger: Hi
You:Hi
Stranger: are u a horny girl with cam?
You: are you a german star trek fan with an interest in philosophy?
Stranger: No
Stranger: but I hav a huge cock
You: I'd rather talk about philosophy than anatomy.
Stranger has disconnected

Stranger: asl
You have disconnected

You:Guten Tag!
Stranger has disconnected


Walter, thank you for the "Luke" tip (or joke I didn't get..whatever!) but alas, german guy's name was not Luke. (or at least, based on what he told me, and of course, no one ever lies on the internet) Can there really be more than one german star trek fan with an interest in philosophy who reads XKCD?! Wow.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Random832 » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:22 am UTC

I've decided to rickroll anyone who asks asl

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Walter.Horvath » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:15 am UTC

in absentia wrote:Walter, thank you for the "Luke" tip (or joke I didn't get..whatever!) but alas, german guy's name was not Luke. (or at least, based on what he told me, and of course, no one ever lies on the internet) Can there really be more than one german star trek fan with an interest in philosophy who reads XKCD?! Wow.

Heh. It was kind of a joke, I have no clue if those include his interests.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby The EGE » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:21 am UTC

Random832 wrote:I've decided to rickroll anyone who asks asl


Fighting fire with flamethrower. I like it.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby kriel » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:16 am UTC

Stranger: I am sure you are beautiful.
You: remember me saying you have no idea? -quiet laugh-
You: I'm trans. -soft nod-
Stranger: Really?
You: yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... fucking...

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Re: Omegle!

Postby joshz » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:26 am UTC

kriel wrote:
Stranger: I am sure you are beautiful.
You: remember me saying you have no idea? -quiet laugh-
You: I'm trans. -soft nod-
Stranger: Really?
You: yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... fucking...
:(
Assbag. *hugs*
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Meowgan » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:48 am UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:
in absentia wrote:Walter, thank you for the "Luke" tip (or joke I didn't get..whatever!) but alas, german guy's name was not Luke. (or at least, based on what he told me, and of course, no one ever lies on the internet) Can there really be more than one german star trek fan with an interest in philosophy who reads XKCD?! Wow.

Heh. It was kind of a joke, I have no clue if those include his interests.
He's more into Stargate, anyway.
<L> dude. she made a motherfucking stargate.
<L> you need to keep this girl. do whatever it takes.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Milyandel » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:22 pm UTC

Now you've done it...I had to try too.
Here's my very first convo:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 40 lbs box of rape! What does that make you think of?
You: shocking things'
You: and lotus eaters
Stranger: Lotus eaters eh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Guess s/he didn't expect that. (I didn't either, just got it from a song I was listening atm.)
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Re: Omegle!

Postby The EGE » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:20 am UTC

This was one of my best yet:
Spoiler:
You: ninjas or pirates?
Stranger: pirates
You: loser
You: ninjas are way cooler
You: they have katanas
Stranger: I know too many ninjas
Stranger: they take hide and seek way too far
You: you can never know a ninja. they're silent and mostly invisible
You: and they win every time, yes
Stranger: yep
Stranger: then again, pirates aren't that great either
You: yeah
Stranger: it's always plunder this, plunder that
You: and don't forget raping the maidens. ninjas at least seduce the ladies.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: I think
Stranger: maybe I just like unicorns
You: unicorns are okay
Stranger: unicorns are part ninja
You: they hard to catch, that's for sure
You: the black ones are part ninja, yes
Stranger: how else can they been so hard to find
You: true
Stranger: unicorns never plunder or rape
You: yeah
Stranger: the hardest thing in the world to find would be a ninja riding a unicorn
Stranger: yes
You: that would be well-neigh impossible to spot
You: especially at night
Stranger: Oh yes
You: the only way you could spot them would be an infrared detector
You: cause even unicorns give off heat
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: ninjas don't?
You: never
You: they are always isothermic
Stranger: damn ninjas...
You: it's okay if you can't spot them, though - they always fight on the side of good
Stranger: yeah
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby She » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:27 pm UTC

Interpret every "asl?" as "altitude/species/lunch preferences?", or possible attitude for the a.
She speaks in the third person
So she can forget that she's me


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