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Re: Omegle!

Postby Essah » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:28 am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhi im gay 15 m london
Stranger: u
You: same
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u got msn
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can i have it
You: you know the resturant called A Toca?
You: its a few minutes walk north of Stockwell Tube station
You: fantastic portogeise resturant
Stranger: dunno it
Stranger: can ii have ur msn
You: they make amazing food
You: never eaten better
You: you should try their Prawn starter.... the sauce is divine
You: i tell you! simply amazing
You: my friend is good friend with the chef
You: i can get you the adress if you want to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not really gay but it was quite funny to disapoint him by starting to go on about food XD

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dasboard » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:57 am UTC

I doubt the guy was gay anyway.

And I have to visit that restaurant someday.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby ImTwenty » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:24 pm UTC

All the cyber-sex people on Omegle make me want to become a troll. UGH!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Whelan » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:29 pm UTC

They have made me a troll.

You: want a horny girl to chat to?
Stranger: Actually, yes, that sounds lovely, but I'm a girl too so I think you might not want to chat with me.
You: Because I'm not one.
Stranger: I'm not sure what to say now.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Essah » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

sometimes you can get through to the trolls by simply ignoring their actin up and asking genuine things or talking about very different things.... sometimes.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dasboard » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:39 pm UTC

I had a conversation with Justin Bieber.

Stranger: Hello Im Justin Bieber.
You: Hey there
Stranger: Hello.
You: How're you doing?
Stranger: Good. You?
You: Pretty okay.
Stranger: Good.
You: I'm suprised that you got time to talk on omegle with all the celeb stuff going on.
Stranger: Yeah I know :L.
Stranger: Im at a break from the video "Eenie Meenie"
Stranger: And Christian told me about it.
You: Oh really? I'm looking forward to seeing your new video.
Stranger: Some people are weird on it though?:L
Stranger: Thanks :D
You: Yeah, lots of people.
Stranger: Hahah.
Stranger: Who are you?
Stranger: Are you a fan?
You: Hmm, do you want me to be honest?
Stranger: Yeah :)
You: I really don't know.
You: I mean I dislike your art but maybe you're really nice.
You: Because it seems like that.
Stranger: Oh haha.
Stranger: Yeah Im a cool guy :D
You: Haha, with a bit of an ego it seems ;D
Stranger: Hahah!
You: Anyway I got to go now.
You: Dinner's ready!
You: Nice talkign to you Justin.
Stranger: Okay. Bye, you too
Stranger: Godbless.
You: Yeah you too.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Kewangji » Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:54 pm UTC

Stranger: Luke, I am your father!
You: Hehe. Hello there.
You: Life is easier for us attractive people, ain't it? :P
Stranger: Yup
You: :D
You: How are you doing this fine day?
Stranger: I am doing fine thank you, what about you kind person?
You: Oh I'm just dandy! Sitting here being attractive, wondering about what to do later this evening.
Stranger: I may look in a mirror, then go and look attractive in public....
You: Hmm. That sounds like a fine thing to do, pleasing the hoi polloi like that. I think all of us should do that more often, to make people feel happier.
Stranger: Yes, infact, that could be our community service, making people happier by being attractive!
You: Oh yes! What a pleasant idea. I should propose this idea to the major of my city, also an attractive person - though quite busy, he might have to do the looking-attractive business on the side of his bigger job.
Stranger: Oh yes, it is a hard thing looking attractive, the public couldn't understand how hard we all really work, and if they knew the half of what we do for them, I'm sure they would be thanking us non-stop throughout the day.
You: You don't get thankyous all day? What, are you not attractive enough?
You: I though you were on my side!
Stranger: I am, I meant say even more thank yous.
Stranger: But of course, we could cope, as we are sttractive
Stranger: *attractive
You: Oh. Sorry for overreacting. I don't have any mirrors in this room.
Stranger: Ahh, I understand, it's alright my attractive friend
You: Yes, we would cope! We are, after all, the attractives. Look at them, the normal people, going by my mailbox just to see if it's empty enough to stuff more loveletters in it, they are not attractive. They don't know the meaning of attractive!
Stranger: Exactly what I think! When I'm out in public I see the normals rushing to the Post Office before it close to send boxes of love letters and precious gifts to me.
You: Oh, indeed. I got a strange ticking device from one of them, I do not know what it is for. He said 'it's a clock, every hour it points to is another one in which I think of you', so I hung it on my wall. My wall is now less attractive and more noisy, maybe I should take it down.
Stranger: Indeed, maybe instead of this device you could hang a lovely picture of yourself, therefore making your wall quiet and even more attractive!
You: Oh, that is a great idea. I should pay one of those men from TV to take a picture of me and hang it there. Thank you for this idea, fellow attractive!
Stranger: Why no problem, but if you are hiring someone, make sure it is someone attractive, as if it is a normal, they might suck the attractiveness out of your room, or they might try to steal a couple pictures of you.
You: Oh, that would be loathsome. I have an attractive bodyguard sitting in a couch in my kitchen who I could have kill that normal who would try something like that, but yes, I'll get an attractive person.
You: How I'd enjoy being a king in the Victorian Paris. That would be life.
Stranger: Yes, but tell me more about this attractive bodyguard, I have been looking for someone attractive to guard me from all the normals in the street who beg for autographs, and also when they sneak into my house to try and steal my camera to get my pictures!
You: You know how to use a camera? Who taught you?
My body guard is one Johnson Johnson, a man I know I can trust for he is attractive. I used to have a girl caleld Ferv who was attractive to protect me, but when one of my cars blew up because an ugly tried to assassinate me, she received a quite unaesthetic scar on her right chin, so I replaced her. I got them both from a respectable firm, called 'Derass Yunmoffia', very nice, professional, and most important of all, attractive, people.
Stranger: I do not know who to use a camera, I hired an attractive expert to work it for me.
You: Ah. Sounds splendid.
Stranger: Would you be able to get me one of these attrative body guards? They sound very good, and attractive.
You: Oh they are. As everyone knows, attractive equals good, and these people have attraction in spades. And guns.
Stranger: Well in that case they sound brilliant!
You: I could set you up to meet some of them. In fact, I just told Johnson Johnson (I call him that because his name is too hard to pronounce otherwise) to drive by your house tomorrow morning.
You: Positively sparkling, dearest friend!
Stranger: Why thank you! This will be great for holding of the Normals and even worse, the Uglys. Finally, I will feel safe walking the streets while on attractive buisness.
You: Oh yes, this will prove to be a splendid evening. Johnson Johnson asked if he should bring his juicy or his masheen gan, I just told him to take whatever he wanted. I'm sure this will prove to be an excellent excursion!
You: Now I need to go masturbate in the bathroom. Take care, fellow Attractive!
Stranger: Ok, keep away from the Uglys my good friend!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Essah » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:20 pm UTC

lol that was well funny. aktually took my time to read it all

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Re: Omegle!

Postby magriayan » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:31 pm UTC

One day i decided to give it a try and opened omegle. Well, i have very mixed feelings. To tell the truth I've met a couple of really interesting people on there who i still get in touch with from time to time. But usually i need to dismiss 20 horny males and females with cams, nude pics, eager to cyber... it's frustrating sometimes...

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Spot » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:55 am UTC

ImTwenty wrote:All the cyber-sex people on Omegle make me want to become a troll. UGH!
Why not give it a try? Trolling them, I mean.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey horny?
You: Let's have cyber sexual intercourse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy m/f?
You: f
You: lets cyber
You: right now
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Ok
You: i pull down my pants
You: because i want to get into it quickly
You: so right now im just in my underwear and shirt
You: and socks
Stranger: I start jacking off to get hard
You: i pull out my penis
You: i force you down
Stranger: And i pull off ur t-shirt and undies to help
You: i ejaculate in your mouth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is a favorite troll of mine. I think at the end she figured out that I was lying.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: last night i found blood in my semen. i dont want to go to the doctor because im afraid of what he'll say. i just needed to tell someon
Stranger: umm ok
You: i'm really worried
Stranger: u have to go to the doctor
You: no
Stranger: its their job
You: its embarrassing and what if he tells my parents?
Stranger: dont be worried they see all kinds of old r u
You: 14
Stranger: well im no doctor or a guy so i rly dont what to say other than u HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. whats the worst that can happen??
You: im scared he'll say i have cancer and i have to have my testicles removed
Stranger: i thnk ur health is more important than what ur parents or doctor have to say
You: my friend said u can get "bloody testicles" from touching yourself too much. maybe thats all it is
Stranger: prolly but i wouldnt believe what ur friends tell u they r not bout u look it up online
You: look up "bloody testicles" ?
Stranger: haha no...blood in semen
You: on google?
Stranger: yupp im sure they will have something on it
You: um...all i see is a bunch adult websites
Stranger: go to
You: k
You: what is it?
You: oh wait, my mom told me about this site, she said it doesn't work
Stranger: r u sure??
You: yeah, she told me about her friends who have used it and it gave them totally useless and wrong results
You: i think i should just not masturbate for a while and not worry
Stranger: ok then good luck...bye
You: some of that porn looked kind of good actually...
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I almost feel bad about this one but they made it too easy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my penis is bleeding and i don't know what to do
You: i'm waiting for the water to freeze
You: ice helps, right?
Stranger: it should
Stranger: go to a doctor if you don't know what caused it though
You: no
You: im too embarrassed
Stranger: it's better than something sever happening
Stranger: servere*
You: no what if he tells me i have testicle cancer and have to have them removed?
You: or what if he tells my parents?
Stranger: you should tell your parents if it might be something bad
You: but then they will make me go to the doctor
Stranger: which is what you might need to do
You: my friend said that you can get "red balls" from touching yourself too much
You: im sure thats all it is
You: i'll be okay if i just leave it alone for a while
Stranger: lol you should atleast look it up
You: lets talk about something else
Stranger: ok like??
You: food
You: drugs
You: sex
You: politics
You: art
You: fat people
You: any of those sound good?
Stranger: idk..I guess so lol
Stranger: let's talk about fat people :)
You: okay then
You: Fatness: Just another lifestyle? Or pernicious detriment to society?
Stranger: fat people are usually nice :)
You: yeah, until they get heart disease and die
Stranger: negativeness....
You: it's true.
Stranger: well yes but people shouldn't hate on them cuz they are people too
You: yeah, they're people too. people that raise national health care costs because they want to eat more greasy burgers.
You: its true.
You: ...
Stranger: dude are you always this negative lol
You: ...are you fat?
Stranger: well I'm not the thinnest or the thickest..I'm somewhere in the middle
You: that sounds like politeness code for "yeah, im fat"
You: or am i wrong?
Stranger: not like obese just chubbyish..but I don't "stuff myself with greasy burger"
You: you're just too busy eating to exercise. is that it?
Stranger: no...I'm lazy and not afraid to admit it smartass :)
You: are you proud of yourself?
You: because i probably wouldnt be if i realized that i was a menace to society.
Stranger: you are one of the biggest douche bags I've met so if you could put more thought in peoples feelings than you're idiot comments then you would be a better people
You: we can talk about something else if you want
Stranger: fuck it I'm out dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm amazed at how much trolling this person took without disconnecting.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm masturbating right now.
Stranger: yea well im fingering myself
You: Just don't say anything that will kill my boner.
Stranger: talk dirty... i wanna get horny
You: i take my clothes off
You: i pull my dick out. it's pretty large, and it's hard already
Stranger: what would u do to me if i was there?
You: i would pound you from behind like a beast
You: it would get faster and faster
Stranger: wat would u do to my tits?
You: i'd reach over and move them around and twerk the nipples
Stranger: would u suck them?
You: not during doggie style because that wouldn't work
Stranger: ofcourse not...
Stranger: what would i do to u?
You: but then i pull out and come all over your back
You: it's okay, i have more in me
Stranger: good
You: i take a moment to admire the mess i have made
You: oh no
You: there's blood in my semen
You: it's the next day. we're at the doctor's office.
Stranger: wtf? thats not a turn on
You: the worst news: it's testicular cancer
You: the doctor says i have a 15% chance of surviving for 10 years
Stranger: uh oh... then u find out i had herpes all along
You: will you stay with me?
Stranger: if u fuck like that then yeah
You: i look you in the eyes and know we can make it
You: we leave the doctors office
Stranger: ........
You: first, he gives me my prescription
You: we go to the nurses station and get the prescription filled.
You: i look at the bottle of pills.
You: it's funny. all they can do is prolong my life a little bit
You: but that's all i need
You: we head back to my bedroom
You: wait
You: who's bedroom were we in when we found the blood in the semen
You: ?
Stranger: urs
You: okay, yeah, we head back to my bedroom
You: i decide to take a shower first
You: i wash my hair because i don't want to be all greasy in bed
Stranger: mhm
You: i also take the soap to my nether regions and backside because i don't know how daring you'll feel tonight
Stranger: oh very daring....
You: i of course soap up my armpits too, because duh
You: i turn the water off, and open the curtain
You: i'm drying off, and the mirror is all fogged up
Stranger: ...
You: oh, i'm sorry, am i not moving quickly enough? i just found out i have cancer okay? cut me a little slack!
You: anyway, the mirror is all fogged up
Stranger: sorry...
You: i wipe some of the fog away and look at my reflection
You: i'm paler than before
You: (wait, do you like that?)
You: (i can be darker instead)
Stranger: yea im cool
You: okay, so i'm paler than before. wow, those pills will really take it out of you in no time.
You: oh great. some of my hair is falling out too now.
Stranger: sexy
You: i make sure to flush it down the toilet so you don't find out
Stranger: the less hairy the better is what i always say...
You: i come out of the bathroom to find you sitting on the bed patiently waiting for me because i was just diagnosed with cancer and you're trying not to be an insensitive bitch
You: i walk over to the bed, with the towel around my waist
You: "i guess it would be pointless for me to get dressed now" i say
You: (your turn)
You: "Ahem. I guess it would be pointless for me to get dressed now, since even though I'm getting out of the shower, we are about to engage in intercourse, which would be easier without clothes on." i say
You: "right?"
Stranger: then i would agree with a nod...
You: ...could you maybe say something a little sexier than that?
You: seriously. give me something to work with
You: don't tell me you're giving up right before the good part
Stranger: i slowly take of my clothes and u unhinge my bra...
You: but not before saying, "you may have cancer, but i bet you can still fuck like a tiger."
You: (there, i did it for you)
Stranger: oh yeah i forgot about that...
You: ...
You: i slowly undo the towel and then drop it on the floor. my hair is still damp
You: i climb into bed next to you and we lock eyes
You: you ready, i say?
Stranger: mhm
You: good. i start rubbing your shoulders like always.
Stranger: with massage oil, cause thats just sexier...
You: yeah, yeah
You: quickly, i lean over the side of the bed and open the closet door
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: no i dont like wizards sorry
You: it's role playing
Stranger: role play with something else...
You: okay
You: well, i know you like assertiveness more than you dislike wizards, so i keep the robe and wizard hat on
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Raeluna » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:12 pm UTC

That fat people one made me sadface. Especially because they seemed like one of the few fairly literate types on Omegle.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Walter.Horvath » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:18 pm UTC

Oh, hello my old friend Omegle. I hear you've gotten webcam support.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby The EGE » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:14 pm UTC will only work about half the time for me. The video is always loading, and the button to start a text coversation doesn't work. Says it's loading from . works every time. Clearly there's a Star Trek joke here.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Internetmeme » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:41 pm UTC

billy mays.jpg

Does patronizing this person's usage of AOLspeak make me a bad person?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: nono
You: how r U?
Stranger: good thnks and u?
You: good too thnks
Stranger: wr u frm?
You: USa wr u frm ?
Stranger: PRT
You: PRT?
Stranger: Portugal
You: ah cool
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: im Carlos nd u?
You: yall made a bad deal wit spane a few cntries ago
You: im scouto
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dark Avorian » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:11 am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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You: Damn you rick astley!!!
Stranger: ROLL'd
You: Damn...
Stranger: im surprised your still chatting
You: You win 40 interwebz cookies
Stranger: most people leave within the first 2 secs
You: that's because I'm a troll!!!
You: and evil spambot troll!!!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: you a /b/rother?
You: No..
Stranger: oh
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Slavaa » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:13 pm UTC

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: 16/m/Soviet CanuckistaN
Stranger: okey
Stranger: poor u
You: I know, eh?
You: I ride a polar bear to my job at the igloo factory every day
You: His name is Snuffles
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: hi how are ya
You: Pretty good, and how's she goin', eh?
Stranger: iam good
You: Me too
You: *nods head conversationally* Yup, yup, yup...
Stranger: lol u a male or female
You: m
Stranger: iam a female
You: As in "Mmm mmm, good"
You:*Finger pistols*
You: I don't get out much...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought up that "Mmm mmm, good" line on the spot. I guess it's because I usually wouldn't respond with just "m". Sometimes I use "XY".

You: Monocle smile!
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: Thanks I guess
You:Any time. Random crown.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: Hello.
You: Monocle smile!
You: I mean... fine.
You: How are you? Random crown.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By the way.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dasboard » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:23 pm UTC

Insipred by Slavaa, I had a conversation all about Russia.

Because well, I pretended to be a Russian who indeed rode a polar bear to work. Except for the fact I was lying all the time, it was pretty serious.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: heya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/male/russia
You: I ride a polar bear to work
Stranger: haha
Stranger: really? :P
You: yea
Stranger: soooo
You: cars are too expensive here
You: and unreliable
Stranger: how much the car prize?
You: a used one
You: is like 8000 euros
You: or so
You: I think
You: but we don't earn much
Stranger: but bear polar is dangerous
Stranger: seems imposible
Stranger: lol
You: nah, we breed them and make them grow up with our children so they don't get scared
You: like dogs
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: hha
Stranger: r u a farmer?
You: nah, i got my own pub in the local town 20km to the east
Stranger: cool
You: nobody lives near us so i have to go a logn way to work
You: i should build a house next to the pub
You: but we can't sell our old house because there's nothing near it
You: so we don't got enough money
Stranger: so ur house is far from anywhere
Stranger: in countryside yah
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: edge of the forest
You: we go to the forest for firewood
Stranger: now i see why the reason u have a polar bear
You: yeah
Stranger: haha
You: he can walk through the meter high snow
You: and he keeps the wolves away
Stranger: cool
Stranger: such a nice 3experience
Stranger: i want to try it
You: yeah it seems cool
You: but it's a hard life
You: i'm on vacation to the west now
You: a day trip away from my house
You: they got internet here
Stranger: why don't u live in city such moskow
Stranger: its good for u i think
You: moskow is a bad place
You: lots of criminals
You: bad houses
You: i got to work a lot in this life
You: but at least I got a hot meal, happy family and a roof above my head
Stranger: :) great
Stranger: it was not different here
Stranger: every city in the world are the same
Stranger: btw how long
Stranger: the bear take u
Stranger: ?
You: from house to work?
Stranger: ya
You: uuh when he's just walking it goes a bit faster than running
You: so like, a hour or two
Stranger: such imposible
You: i can make him go faster but than he'll be tired when we get there and not fit for the way home
Stranger: so u spending night there
Stranger: at ur work place
Stranger: to recover ur bear
You: nah, we just go home leave around a hour before sunset and we'll be home before it is completely dark
You: neh, he only has to recove when i make him run
You: running, it takes him about a hour - 40 mins
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: don't u have a horse
You: i could get one
You: but horses don't do well in snow and forest
Stranger: :) haha,,i'm forget that
Stranger: ur right
You: haha
You: without the polar bears
You: i wouldn't even be able to get to work
You: no roads
Stranger: how many polar bear?
Stranger: it seems easy to get it
Stranger: for u
You: we got 2
Stranger: damn
Stranger: haha
You: haha
You: they're brothers
You: from the same enst
You: nest*
You: but polar bears wouldn't work in most other countries
You: too hot
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so they wouldn't work well in my place
Stranger: tropical country
You: no :(
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Indonesia
You: never heard of it
You: sorry
Stranger: don't worry
Stranger: u just not know it yet
You: yeah
You: well
You: now i know it
You: where is it?
Stranger: it was a tropical country with exsotic scenery in south of chine
Stranger: *china
Stranger: near Australia
You: ah i heard of china and australia
You: kangaroos!
Stranger: ya thats right
You: is it an island?
Stranger: big country with many island i think
Stranger: maritime nation
Stranger: u know bali?
You: no sorry
You: uuh
You: i heard of a
You: very small country
You: just bone big city
You: lots of big buildings
You: it was in also in asia
You: near Vietnam
Stranger: wut is that?
You: i don't know, someone told me about it
You: and Russia was supporting vietnam in the vietnam war
Stranger: ya i know the vietcong war
Stranger: when vietnam divided into 2 parts
Stranger: comunism and kapitalism
You: yeah
You: we only got taught the communist version in school
You: but my parents didn't like communism
You: so we got raised far away from moscow and all the communists and stuff
Stranger: i see
Stranger: communistm in every country is different
Stranger: whut u learn from comunism
Stranger: ?
You: oh they try to tell you only good things
You: everyone equal
You: that kind of things
You: everyone happy
Stranger: thats all
You: and lots of things get done by the government
You: well not really
You: they tell you lots of false things
You: but when you start asking questions
You: they don't know the answers
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i never heard that communism still exist untul this far
You: really?
Stranger: ya
You: china is still communist
You: russia is communist for a big part
You: but with internet and that kind of things
You: it's hard to stay 100% communist
Stranger: ya ur right
You: but lots of conservative people tell lies
You: teachers, government people
You: like
You: they tell you that the revolution
Stranger: ?
You: oh right
You: we first had, some emperor dudes
You: but then we got revolution
You: óf communism
You: and they say the revolution was great and so on
You: but truth is millions died
You: and life is still crap
You: but be right back, min
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u r not the one
Stranger: who suffer that thing
You: no
You: because we moved away
You: from all the peopel
Stranger: hah,i mean the people
Stranger: people of rusia
You: yeah
You: people of russia are suffering
You: but it's their own fault
You: but i got to go now
You: internet cafe is closing
Stranger: owh ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ;)
You: nice talking to you!
Stranger: ya nice talking to u too
You: greets from russia xD
Stranger: greet too
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Are you ready? I made some.. preparations.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby tzar1990 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:47 am UTC

I used to hate the horny jerks on omegle. I just wanted conversation, but 3/4 of the people would disconnect as soon as they found out I was a dude. So, I started claiming to be a girl, but then they all wanted to cyber with me... So, I started pretending to be a rather underage girl just to make them stop, and you know what? They still ask me if I want to cyber...

So I play along, and then copy-paste a fake FBI warning claiming they are going to be arrested for corruption of a minor as soon as they say anything actually sexual. Does that make me a bad person?

I have had some good conversations though, I'll admit. I remember talking to this girl from new york, who wound up asking me if I thought a woman with only one arm could still be cute, and doing a free-form RPG with another stranger.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby The EGE » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:05 pm UTC

So much win.
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: ninjas or pirates?
Stranger: Pirates ofc
You: murderous bastard!
Stranger: Ninjas can't swim
You: you wanna bet?
You: ninjas can actually swim. But, water is so scared on ninjas, it lets them walk on top
You: of*
Stranger: Ninjas are like cats then
Stranger: Pirates are like dogs
You: precisely
You: ninjas are scheming and black
You: pirates are smelly and stupid
Stranger: How about a ninja-pirate?
You: impossible
You: it's like mixing matter and anti-matter
Stranger: How about cyborg ninja pirate jesus?
You: hmmm
You: the one problem is, it can easily be beaten by nailing it to a robotic cross
Stranger: Hmmm....
You: on the other hand, if you put it in a tomb and then roll the rock in front of it, that turns god mode on
Stranger: Then there is no mercy
You: yes
Stranger: But I bet the holy Bruce Schneier would save us all in a nun outfit. See the pun?
You: puns are a bad habit to get into
Stranger: O rly?
You: srsly
Stranger: No wai!
Stranger: Bai
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Kang » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:52 pm UTC

That reminds me that I've tried that thing inspired by this thread myself. Too bad the only time something memorable happened that guy disconnected while I was typing, which made me accidentally skip the option to save the log. From rather usual conversation we ended up in a yes-no situation and I told him he was behaving just like the Black Knight. Two or three references later he was, without my intent, questioning whether I was a time-traveller from 1985 and no, he didn't get that reference either.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:32 pm UTC

My cousin sent me this conversation he had:
You: a wild ratata appeared!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what the FUCK?
Stranger: CODE RED
You: its supper efective
You: !
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: that was a close one
You: ratata uses tackle!
Stranger: I counter tackle with brazilian jujitsu
You: wild ratata fainted!
You: u gain 24 xp
Stranger: WHEW
Stranger: good job boys
Stranger: that was a close call
Stranger: good job following your training everyone
Stranger: that was very clean
Stranger: a job well done
You: idd
Stranger: idd?
You: indeed
You: so where to now boss?
Stranger: I head east, toward the forrest
You: careful
You: there b dragons there
You: how r we gona deal with that?
Stranger: fuck you, IM a dragon
Stranger: GO EAST
You: alright
You: there is a tree a chest and exits are north south and... dennis
Stranger: dennis?
You: yeah
You: it's an exit lol
Stranger: I check the chest for traps
You: there is a pikachu in a mouse trap
You: it looks hurt
Stranger: I pull out my power generator, stick a metal spike into the pika and harness its energy
You: and a deathstar with it's shield still up
You: nice move sir
Stranger: deathstar?!
Stranger: I fire a proton torpedo down its chimney!
You: k it blows up! and the chest is saved!
Stranger: WOO HOO
Stranger: I open teh chest
You: there is a flask
Stranger: I chug it
Stranger: without hesitation
You: it makes u burp a butterfly
You: and then u feel very sleepy
Stranger: I curl up under the nearby tree to take a nap
You: k
You: u wake up in a cave full of blue midgets
Stranger: I find papa smurf and ask him what the meaning of this is
You: he says ur in a dream within a dream
Stranger: oh fuck
You: and that someone is trying to steal ur secrets
Stranger: I look for leonardo diccaprio to help me
You: he is fighting his wife
You: and then a train comes and runs him over
You: and then a girl shows up from no where and says that she will never let go
Stranger: I ask the girl who she is
You: she says she dsoesnt know
You: but he was her boy fried=nd
Stranger: I say sorry sweetie, I need to find Leonardo
Stranger: then I kill myself
You: k
You: u wake up in the forest
You: under the tree
You: and then the ratata comes back for revenge!
Stranger: I stare down the rata and remember the words of papa smurf
Stranger: I contemplate the situation for a moment
Stranger: and then I raise my lightsaber and allow it to strike me
You: it bounces off
You: u have dragon hide!
Stranger: oh shit, I guess I might as well hang out here for a bit if I'm a fucking dragon
Stranger: I chomp the fucker's head off
You: he tastes very good
You: u wonder where u can find more of him
Stranger: I try to raise the large mountain in the distance with my mind and look under it for more ratata
You: 24 of them run ont
You: out
You: and one looks up at u and says that he is very sorry
Stranger: I say, "I am sorry you are so delicious"
Stranger: and them breathe fire over all of them until they are medium rare
Stranger: then*
You: chef from south park shows up and says that ur good at cooking
You: he trys one of ur ratatas
You: and wants to hire u for a while
Stranger: I accept the job offer under the condition that I become a regular character on the show
You: he agrees
Stranger: I follow him to South Park
You: and u live happily ever after
You: this has been great but i g2g
Stranger: thanks mate
Stranger: peace
Stranger: and chicken grease
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby assjacket79 » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:25 am UTC

You: sup
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Im Gregory!
Stranger: I Dislike Pumpkin Pie, And i Love The Color Blue!
You: hello gregory! i approve of your enthusiasm!
You: oh no you're a bot or a troll or a pedo
Stranger: I Just Gregory!
Stranger: And Thats Pretty Damn Legit
You: ..

1 in a 4 part series entitled I Am Bored And On The Internet

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Re: Omegle!

Postby punkymonkey » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:07 pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: what kind of form are you asking for?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It made me giggle. :lol:
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Re: Omegle!

Postby manictheatrefan » Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:22 pm UTC

Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Yummy!
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Slavaa » Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:35 pm UTC

Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Fine.
Stranger: Thats. Good.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: Do. You. Like. Music. ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: You. Type. Fast.
You: I know.
You: I think fast, it translates.
Stranger: you didnt that time. what kinda music do you like?
You: Well my favourite is Voltaire, who is pretty much his own genre
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what else?
You: Jonathan Coulton, he has great, geeky songs.
Stranger: are you from canada?
You: Yes.
Stranger: haha that explains everything.
You: How so?
Stranger: the voltaire. the periods. the general strangeness of this conversation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought I'd seen every Canadian stereotype, but apparently not. Can someone explain to me what a Cuban musician, correct grammar, and eccentricity have to do with Canada?

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Thesh » Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:14 pm UTC

I wouldn't have guessed canadian without "aboot" and "eh."

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Me321 » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:23 am UTC

I started most of them with low not hi, and the last one is a Rick-roll

Stranger: hello
You: low
Stranger: hi
Stranger: medium depth
You: ok
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: no
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: hmm
You: too shallow
Stranger: you scare me
You: lol
Stranger: how deep do you want it?
You: ?
Stranger: awkward
Stranger: we just met
You: ...
Stranger: should i buy you a coffee or something first?
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: uh do you like monkeys?
You: ???????
Stranger: i saw a monkey throw poo at an old lady and i laughed
You: a?
Stranger: do you watch the television?
Stranger: i am 20
Stranger: just really hopped up on energy drinks and cant sleep
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: i dont want to come across as a pervert
You: Im (insert age here)
You: lol
Stranger: you shall be 86
Stranger: deal?
You: or no deal
You: ?
Stranger: howie mandel
You: bald
Stranger: did you know he is a germaphobe?
Stranger: thats why he shaves his head
Stranger: scared of germs... interesting
You: y?
Stranger: what are you scraed of>
You: umm....
Stranger: ty what i have said like 20 things to your 1
You: cake
Stranger: why are you scared of cake
Stranger: wit wait
You: its a lie
Stranger: strippers popping out of one would scare me
Stranger: and make me sad
You: ??????
Stranger: what a waste of cake
You: but its a lie
Stranger: do you like ice cream cake
You: I hate all cake
Stranger: well obvioulsy its a lie geez
You: The ake is a lie
You: *cake
You: (akward pause)
You: ...
You: . . . .... .. ... . . .... . .... .. ...
You: . . .. .. . ...... ........ . . .. . . ... ....
You: ..... ... . .. . . .-
You: -.-.-.-.-....--.-.-.-.--.-.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: low
Stranger: high
You: no....low
Stranger: fast....
You: y?
Stranger: y what
You: Y the 4th dot?
Stranger: cause 4 is better then 3
You: o
Stranger: you did 4 dots to LOOK
You: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: i am doomed
Stranger: im affraid so
You: (did i forget a m?)
Stranger: no
You: ...m...
You: ok
You: just in case
Stranger: maybe a p and a u and a s and a s and a y, thats what i enjoy most
You: Bye creepy stranger
You: *Creapy
You: ?
Stranger: l8r kido
You: I bet im older than u
Stranger: im 30
You: than u really are a creepy stranger
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: low
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ?
You: it told me to say high so i said low
Stranger: oic
You: you r typing
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: low
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Asl?
You: I prefer not to answer
Stranger: Ok
You: i am trying to get funny conversations to post and laugh at
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
....Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
....Stranger: Hi
....You: hi
....Stranger: Asl?
....You: I prefer not to answer
....Stranger: Ok
....You: i am trying to get funny conversations to post and laugh at
....Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: O rlly?
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: I wanna fuck your purple monkeyy vagina :)
You: bye creapy stranger
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby femtometer » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:34 am UTC

Stranger: Hi.
You: hey there
You: what's your favorite vegetable?
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: Tomato.
You: tomatoes are fruit :/
Stranger: Oh... Then I cabbage/
You: you cabbage?
Stranger: I like cabbage.
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Re: Omegle conversations?

Postby SurgicalSteel » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:24 am UTC

danniebenedi wrote:You: Bro, I know you're living in her flat and all
Stranger: and i was seriously thinking of moving in with her
Stranger: well. i still got my own place
Stranger: i just stay at her place often
Stranger: people think we're living together?
Awesome save.

edit: aaand apparently I can't read date stamps.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby unus vox » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:05 am UTC

I logged on to this site for the first time in a year. This was the first conversation I got:

(Language warning)

Stranger: I have a problem :(
You: Oh?
Stranger: my name is scruffy, and i shit on the carpet
Stranger: my owner is ganna be mad :(
Stranger: What do I do.
You: Well, what's the closest thing near you at the moment?
Stranger: Carpet
Stranger: brb
Stranger: gotta shit
You: Okay.
Stranger: Okay im back.
You: That was quick.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: ARF
Stranger: ARF
You: Ok, I have an idea.
You: Does your owner keep any amonia in the house?
Stranger: Yes.3
Stranger: Yes*
Stranger: Under the sink.
You: Ok, get some of that and put it on the carpet.
Stranger: Then do i shit on that?
You: If you like.
Stranger: Okay
You: Tell me when you're done.
Stranger: Sounds good.
Stranger: Okay im back.
Stranger: my ass is burning.
Stranger: ow
Stranger: ow
Stranger: ow
Stranger: ARF
Stranger: Now wat.
You: It's okay. We'll fix this.
You: Now, go find some bleach. Maybe it's labeled "clorox."
You: Then put that over the amonia.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Okay done
Stranger: i keep it handy.
Stranger: Tuck in under my tail.
Stranger: it*
Stranger: Now wat.
You: As long as the bleach and amonia are together, you should be good. Wait patiently.
Stranger: I can't breath.
Stranger: ARF

Stranger: ARF
Stranger: ARF
Stranger: ARF
Stranger: arf
Stranger: a
Stranger: arff
Stranger: ar
Stranger: fffff
Stranger: faa dg dcfhfgd
You: Problem solved.
Stranger: ARF
Stranger: I got my respirator on.
Stranger: Now wat
You: God damnit.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby KrazyerKate » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:19 am UTC

Every once in a while I'll be bored with a computer in front of me and I'll decide to waste a couple minutes playing with Omegle. three hours later I'll decide I've had enough.

Here's one that I had fun with, but ran out of ideas for continuing the story.
Stranger: hey
You: hello? is this thing on?
You: hello?
Stranger: maybe i shouldnt ask.... but what thing?
You: oh, splendid! we seem to be connected perfectly.
You: hello, good stranger and good evening!
Stranger: yes, that is marvellous
Stranger: good evening to you too
You: you are in the presence of Sir Archibald McDougal. Inventor Extraordinaire.
You: to whom am I speaking?
Stranger: i feel blessed
Stranger: and humble
Stranger: i am madam francis bouvier
You: m'lady
You: *bows*
Stranger: what a gentleman.....
Stranger: :)
You: but surely a woman of your stature doesn't stoop to the level of a lowly Internet ruffian without purpose. for what do I owe the pleasure?
Stranger: i like to see how the other half live
Stranger: the peasentys
Stranger: the peasents, one might say
You: one as lovely as yourself may make whatever spelling error she pleases.
Stranger: :)
You: your purpose is quite noble, but it is also quite dangerous. I must advise you to stay clear of the realms of 4chan, for they are hazardous even to those familiar with the territory.
You: they are no better than the Omeglers, with their vulgar calls of "horny girl?" and "wanna cybr?"
Stranger: oh my word, ive never heard of such monstroseties!!
You: one learns to cope with such savageness when one spends his time on a computer for many a day.
You: Perhaps I might escort you to the more suitable territories for a lady of Society.
You: the Facebook is not far from here, and neither is Gmail.
You: *offers arm*
Stranger: i may be able to make my way over to this facebook that u speak of, with a strong arm to steady my step
You: splendid. I'll lead the way.
You: .....aaaaaaand
Stranger: :)

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Ortus » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:44 am UTC

This looks pretty bad on the forum, but works well in Omegle. I have a plethora of these. Spoilered for size, also, emoticon fail.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:57 am UTC

Off topic, I suppose, but I hate when you manage to have a great conversation with someone and then accidentally disconnect.
I chatted up a drummer in a plaid shirt for well over and hour and adored it all, when my computer died on my while I was adjusting my camera to better show something on my wall (video chat)
Left him forever alone ):
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Re: Omegle!

Postby 123 » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:58 pm UTC

You: Bonjour
...(30 seconds later)

What a worth while conversation...

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m

He just disconnected, I didn't get a chance to say anything...

You: Time. Time is an artificial construct. An idea based on the theory that events occur in a linear direction, at all times. Always forward, never back. Is the concept of time correct? Is time relevant?
Stranger: what ?
You: The resistence had begun. Join us, or run. They are coming...
You: You have five minutes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
You: Tick tock...
Stranger: wait wait
You: Four minutes, hurry.
You: Three
Stranger: yes, this definition is correct
You: Good job. Wait outside, we will have contacts pick you up in exactly one minute. You are allowed one bag of belongings. Go
You: Now
Stranger: bye

By far the best conversation I had in a while :lol:
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Re: Omegle!

Postby KrazyerKate » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:05 pm UTC

time to necro this thread. There's a 'beta' out now, where conversations all start with a little icebreaker question. anyone played with it much?

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Kang » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:03 pm UTC

A little. Main problem is that those questions are posed by random users, too, so you basically get the usual trolling and nonsense only with yet another person in on it.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gypped » Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:11 am UTC

My most enjoyable conversation on Omegle was when I decided to do a "Choose your own adventure" game, and the person actually stuck with it. I really need to think of another plot and try it out again.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello, I am a human puppet. What would you like me to do?
You: I would like you to participate in an adventure of my choosing
You: Well, of your choice as well. Your conscious efforts dictate what will happen.
You: Let us begin.
You: You are alone in a forest midday next to a still lake. You can hear the birds chirping in the trees around you. What do you do?
Stranger: Clap, loudly!
You: You clap your hands. You're just so excited to be outside in the sun and with nature. Nothing could ever be better than this! The clapping echos across the lake and bounces back the thick forest on the other side. Small bugs start to buzz around you as you work up a sweat just being so jubiliant. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, I was trying to scare the birds away so I could feel alone while I'm skinny dipping!
You: Your ruckus has clearly silenced the birds in the trees. All you can hear is the small gnats buzzing around you. It's a perfect day for skinny dipping! You carefully remove all of your clothes and pile them next to the base of a large oak tree. Completely naked, you start to wade into the cool lake waters. What do you do?
Stranger: Dive right in, of course! skinny dipping is more fun with company, but if i'm doing it alone it might as well be invigorating!
You: You rush out into the depths of the lakes unabated by anything so simple as fear. (There's nothing dangerous in this lake, is there?) The cool waters caress your bare skin and you feel so relaxed skinny dipping all alone. A slight breeze starts up as you swim further from the shore, and the lake is no longer placid. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, I've had my fun.. time to head back, I guess!
You: You turn back to the shore, completely satisfied of swimming for now. You are shocked to find that your clothes aren't where you left them. You stay slightly submerged in the water, hiding your nakedness. What do you do?
Stranger: I call out 'is someone there?'
You: You call out, "Is someone there?" To the shoreline, but the only response in a faint echo of your own voice. If something's out there, it doesn't feel like talking to you. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, if no one's around there's no harm in getting out. It's a nice day, anyway. Where was I staying, again?
You: You continue to tread water in the lake. No point in spoiling a perfectly good swim with something as minor as some lost clothes! You try to remember how you got here and where's you're staying, but you're hit with a sharp pain in your skull. You can barely keep afloat with all the pain. Maybe you shouldn't think about that. While you closed your eyes, you swear you heard rustling on the shoreline. What do you do?
Stranger: I get out of the water and head for where i heard the rustling, trying to find a stick or a rock or anything to use a weapon on my way.
You: You turn to the shoreline and start to swim back. (Was that bush always there next to that tree? I don't remember it being there.) You slowly get out of the water, approaching the tree and the bush cautiously. What do you do?
Stranger: i try to find a stick to push the branches of the bush back with
You: You carefully avoid getting near the bush and pick up one of the many twigs upon the ground. You notice that there aren't any footprints on the sandy lakeshore from where you got in. You find it peculiar for but a moment, and proceed to prod the bush and look into its dark depths. You don't see anything from this distance. What do you do?
Stranger: i move closer, trying to see if there's anything hiding in the bush
You: Eyes peeled upon the bush, you slowly edge closer, stick in hand. The dark depths of the bush almost seem menacing to you as you creep up to it. You are now close enough to touch the bush with your hand if you wished, but still you see nothing. What do you do?
Stranger: remembering my observation of the beach, i quickly scan the rest of the area around the lake for footprints. something strange is going on here.
You: The memory of the missing footprints invades your mind and distracts you from the bush next to you. It can wait; I've got another investigation to do. You scan the edge of the lake, looking for any footprints that you might have made. Unfortunately, the lake is too large to see with enough detail whether or not there are footprints on the far shore. As you turn your back to the bush, you hear it rustle. Your heart skips a beat. What do you do?
Stranger: I stab my hands straight into the bush, trying to grab whatever is in it
You: You quickly turn back to the bush in a wild frenzy. Scare me, will you? You note that the bush seems closer than it was when you last looked at it. You drop the stick you had in your hands and use your hands to violently stab at the bush, trying to grab whatever might be inside. The thick brush scrapes against your flesh and many small cuts form on your arms. You don't feel anything but a bush and pain. What do you do?
Stranger: i scream in frustration at the bush, stomping off into the forest in whichever direction i feel the nearest dwelling might be in
You: You wail in frustration and pain at the bush and quickly retract your hands. You've had just about enough of that pesky piece of fauna. Anger seething in your veins, you stomp off in a random direction into the forest. You can't seem to remember anything about how you got here or where you are. As you fully turn your back to the bush, you hear it rustle again. What do you do?
Stranger: Screw it, i'm leaving! i take off at a quick pace.
You: You don't care about that bush anymore. Completely naked, you take off into the forest in a quick jog. As you do you, you notice the rustling of the bush never seems to get further away. You try to press the noise out of your mind, but it's always there, tormenting you. What do you do?
Stranger: I climb the tallest nearby tree!
You: Slightly winded, you search for the thickest nearby oak tree to climb. It's hard to tell how tall it is with such a thick canopy. The rustling of the bush behind you continues as you begin your ascent up the tree. You pause briefly on the first major branch and look down. The bush seems to be attached vertically to the trunk of the tree. What do you do?
Stranger: I keep climbing higher
You: Ignoring the strange bush, you turn upwards and continue climbing. You snap many trigs and small branches as you continue to climb through the thick overgrown tree. You constantly hear the bush rustling below you. You reach the top of the canopy and take a look around you. For as far as you can see, there is nothing but trees, except for the placid lake. What do you do?
Stranger: I look back down toward the bush
You: You duck back down into the shade of the canopy and your eyes slowly adjust to the shadow. The bush is only a few branches below you, completely still. What do you do?
Stranger: I break off the biggest nearby branch that I can, and hurl it with all my strength into the bush
You: You've had enough of this strange vegetative stalker. You use all your might and leverage to break off a large branch from the oak tree you are currently residing in, and hurl it down at the bush. The impact is immense and noisy as a sort of shriek eminates from the bush. Its thick brush is torn by the might of the oaken branch as it tumbles to the ground. A strange purple goo oozes out from the twigs you have broken in the bush. What do you do?
Stranger: I stare down at the bush, wild-eyed. Waiting, no, daring for it to move.
You: You stay perfectly still in your perch, looking down at the bush that appears to be bleeding purple. You're so high in the tree that it's hard to make out any details of the bush that's on the ground. Several moments pass, and you see no movement. What do you do?
Stranger: I climb back to the top of the tree to carefully survey the landscape once again, trying to find any gap in the trees
You: You turn back upwards and climb back to the canopy, breaking the skyline of trees. You carefully survey the land around you, looking for any landmarks of note. You are surprised when a great wind picks up and rushes across the forest, nearly toppling you. The lake seems to be whipped up into a frenzy of waves and vorticies. What do you do?
Stranger: I head back toward the lake if i see no other landmarks, assuming it must be the key to unlocking this secret.
You: Seeing nothing of note but the furious lake, you duck back down into the canopy and proceed to climb down the tree. You see your clothes at the base of the tree, slightly stained with purple. What do you do?
Stranger: I guess I'll put them back on and head toward the lake.
You: You make one last check around the base of the tree, and don't see the bush. You see a trail of cast-aside green leaves and twigs all covered in the same purple, but it ends abruptly on the other side of the oak's trunk. Shrugging it off, you put your clothes back on. The spots stained with purple feel strange against your skin, but not in a bad way. You turn towards the direction of the lake and begin walking at a brisk pace. What do you do?
Stranger: Head toward the lake in no particular hurry, observing patiently
You: You continue to head towards the lake, but at a more relaxed pace. (Surely the tempest will wait for me, won't it?) You note that the purple stains on your clothes seem to be spreading as the time passes. The purple spots feel cool against your skin. As you near the lake, the wind gradually picks up in fervor. You are standing at the shoreline, wind blustering past your face. You can hear nothing but the wind in your ears. What do you do?
Stranger: I'm in no rush, I keep watching, trying to unravel the secrets of this place.
You: You stand patiently at the lakeside, trying to deduce a pattern in the chaotic turnings of the lake. The vorticies continue to form and decay randomly in its waters. Your clothes are now completely purple, and your body underneath them feels completely relaxed. The purple appears to be creeping up your arm past your shirt. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, If I can't see a pattern I might as well just dive right in. I jump into the lake as near to a vortex as i can and swim toward the center
You: Ignoring the purpling of your skin, you dive right into the lake completely clothed. When the purple touches the lake a great hissing steam forms. It's hard to hear against the rushing wind, but you think you hear screams of agony all around your person. You slowly make your way to a vortex against the rough crashing waves. What do you do?
Stranger: I try to see if there's anything in the vortex, and if i see nothing.. i swim right in
You: The steam eminating from your clothes has abated, and the purple is gone from your skin. With your vision cleared, you swim to the edge of a swirling vortex and look down to its center. It doesn't seem like a happy place to be, but it's not altogether threatening. Seeing nothing but the water itself spinning rapidly, you break the edge of the vortex and are sucked in by its pull. You are violently turning and thrashing against the water, trying to keep under control as you're getting sucked to the center. (Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.) You are nearing the center of the vortex now and the pull of the water seems even greater. At your feet, the water is icy cold, numbing your senses. You take a deep breath as you're pulled under the surface. Your whole body becomes numb from the extreme cold and just as you feel your last ounce of breath escape you there's a flash before your eyes. You no longer feel the weight of the water crushing your person and you can breathe. What do you do?
Stranger: breathe in deeply and open my eyes to look around
You: You breathe deeply and loudly, filling your lungs with much-needed oxygen. The lightness in your head quickly disappears and you open your eyes to look around. You're reclined next to an oak tree fully clothed and looking at a torrential lake. The strong wind fills your ears with howls. What do you do?
Stranger: I stay still for a moment, trying to remember how I got here, vaguely watching the lake.
You: You stay still in your reclined position. Your breathing has slowed to its normal pace. You find it odd that your clothes and hair are completely dry. You try to remember what happened in the depths of the lake below the vortex, but your mind is hazy. All you can remember is that your clothes somehow felt as if they were shifting around you. That the water itself wasn't the only thing moving them. What do you do?
Stranger: I walk around the edge of the water, keeping my eyes open for anything strange
You: You continue to fix your gaze upon the lake, walking around its perimeter. The water continues to toss and turn - the various vorticies still coming and going by random. You look back at the path you've walked and notice that your footprints in the sand have disappeared after only a few steps. You just realize that your clothes are once again purple and the purple is creeping up your arm again. What do you do?
Stranger: I wade slowly into the lake, trying to keep my legs firmly planted in the ground, submerging myself up to my neck
You: You slowly wade into the lake and do your best to keep your feet planted in the soft muddy lakebed. It's difficult with the wind and waves crashing against you, but you manage it. As soon as the purple on you and your clothes touches the lake's water, a great sizzling steam starts up. The cries of agony are around you again, but you still walk deeper into the lake until you are as deep as you can go without resorting to swimming. What do you do?
Stranger: I just stay here, waiting for all the purple to boil off my clothes and skin
You: You brave your might against the crashing waves and wait out in the lake, submerged up to your neck. The billowing steam eminating from your body slowly dies out and you can see clearly again. You look down at your submerged form and notice that all of the purple is gone. What do you do?
Stranger: I walk slowly back out of the lake, checking to see if my clothes stay wet
You: You turn back to the shore of the lake and see a ring of bushes completely surrounding the lake. Their dark presence leaves no gaps to escape into the forest. You slowly and cautiously make your way out of the lake, but stay a good distance away from any of the bushes. Your body is soaking wet, including your clothes. What do you do?
Stranger: I cup my hands and dip them into the lake, splashing water onto the nearest bush
You: You are sparked with a brilliant idea. Surely a muse must have blessed me this fine day! You cup some water in your hands and splash it upon the nearest bush. Cracking and shrieking can be heard as the water seems to burn the bush. The leaves and twig seem to melt away into formless nothing. You see something in the bush - is that a bra? What do you do?
Stranger: I keep splashing more water on it, trying to get rid of the bush entirely
You: You continue to splash water upon the bush, melting away all of its features. When you are finished eradicating it, you see a complete set of women's clothes on the ground. They are wet from the water. What do you do?
Stranger: I pull them away from where they are, dipping them in the lake and then wringing them out over the next bush
You: You pick up the women's clothes and dunk them in the lake to fully soak them. You proceed to wring out the excess water from the clothes while holding them over one of the dark bushes. Once again the bush starts to sizzle and burn from being touched by water. You think you see a sock in the bush. What do you do?
Stranger: I continue, once again trying to get rid of the bush entirely, and proceed until i've got a collection of clothes
You: You continue to put water on the bushes until they are melted away. You stop after you have a collection of seven complete outfits on the ground - four for men and three for women. What do you do?
Stranger: I find the most durable looking, largest piece of clothing i can and try to wrap it around the next bush
You: You take the pair of pants designed for a rotund gentleman and drape them over the next bush. The bush below crackles and spits until the pants are dry - its height has been slightly reduced. What do you do?
Stranger: I try to drag it towards the lake
You: Holding onto the pants, you drag the bush towards the lake. It appears the bush has no roots at all, and is easily moved. You hurl the pants and bush into the lake only to hear more burning and crackling above the windy lake. When the sizzling has stopped, you see a pair of women's clothes and some rotund men's pants floating in the water. You hear some rustling behind you. What do you do?
Stranger: spin around quickly
You: You spin around quickly only to see more bushes. (But there were just stacks of clothes here on the ground?) You're a little bit stunned. What do you do?
Stranger: This is clearly hopeless. I start digging out a trench from the lake towards the line of bushes
You: At a loss for ideas, you start digging a trench in the sand from the lake towards the bushes. The trench is a couple feet long and you continue to dig. As you turn back to gaze upon your progress, you are at a loss for words. The shoreline looks at if you had never dug at all. Thoughts of your footprints disappearing creep back into your mind. What do you do?
Stranger: Gah. I should've known.
Stranger: I go back to swim in the lake again, heading again for a vortex, wondering if the results will be different this time
You: Your clothes, dry by now, could surely use some water on them. You notice the pair of women's clothes and rotund men's pants still floating in the lake. You swim back into the lake again, battling against the waves. You swim down into the icy depths of a vortex and are once again assaulted by a flash of light. You wake up from your daze against the trunk of an oak tree. Your clothes are dry, but not purple. The ring of bushes still prevents your access to the forest. What do you do?
Stranger: I'm at a total loss, I just go mad and start pouring water on as many of the bushes as i can, damaging them but not destroying them
You: You're so hopefully confused. What kind of forest and lake is this? You go to the waters of the lake thinking you'll splash all the bushes, but you notice the complete women's clothes and rotund men's pants still floating in the frenzied waters. What do you do?
Stranger: I have a thought, and start dragging more and more bushes into the water
Stranger: When I've got a nice collection of clothes floating, i push them all into a vortex, and try to avoid being dragged in myself
You: You start picking up and hurling the bushes into the lake with wild abandon, cackling wildly as you see them burn and bluster in the waters. A large floatilla of clothes forms in the water and you proceed to push them into one of the many vorticies. When all the clothes get sucked underwater a large rumbling occurs and the land and lake appear to shake. A sort of gargling can be heard against the harsh wind as the vortex ceases to exist. You wait for the clothes to resurface, but they don't. What do you do?
Stranger: Hmm.. I grab another bush and hurl it into another vortex, trying to make them all dissipate
You: You swim back to the shore and grab a bush. You hold it over your head, careful not to get it wet, as you swim out into the lake towards one of the vortices that's still left. You toss the bush into the vortex to see it melt into clothes before sinking below the surface. The lake and land appear to slightly vibrate and the vortex shrinks in size. What do you do?
Stranger: I keep getting more bushes, throwing them into whichever vortexes remain until they're all gone
You: You gather all of the bushes from the lakeside and proceed to toss them into all the vorticies you can find. You run out of bushes, but there's still one final vortex left in the lake. The wind has died down to barely a bluster and the waters are not as tumultuous. What do you do?
Stranger: Time to test the waters again, I suppose. I swim out into the last vortex.
You: Third time's the charm, right? You swim out into the lake towards the last vortex and get caught in its spiral. The icy feeling enters your lower limbs as you're sucked deeper into the water. You can feel your clothes actually getting forcibly pulled faster than you are. You take a deep breath just before you're pulled under. Your body is completely numb by the cold, you're out of breath, and a great flash of light comes before your eyes. You're reclined against an oak tree at the lakeshore. There is no ring of bushes around the lake, but there is still a single vortex left in the water. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, there's only one thing left to try, I suppose.. I remove my clothes and throw them into the vortex
You: You take off all of your clothes but keep them in hand as you swim out into the lake. On the edge of the vortex, you toss your clothes into its swirling depths. A violence like you've never seen erupts as the clothes are pulled under. Heavy throbbing vibrations are eminating from the center of the vortex The water at the center turns a deep purple and as the purple spreads the vortex does not stop. It gets stronger as you see its boarder of pull grow larger. You frantically swim away from the growing suction, barely out-pacing it. The purple continues to spread and the vortex continues to grow ever more massive. You are out of the lake now, but even the shore itself is being pulled into the out-of-control whirlpool. You keep running away, only looking forward as much as you need to as you dart between the trees. Trees start to get uprooted and torn asunder as the all-consuming cyclone grows ever more. The sky itself is being dyed a midnight purple as the violent twister seems to be warping all of this existance. You briefly turn to look where you're going and you see there's a figure ahead of you. What do you do?
Stranger: What's the figure doing?
You: You gaze upon the figure ahead of you, briefly forgetting the hell erupting behind you. It's a tall, broad-shouldered, finely clothed man. His stern gaze is focused into your eyes. You can almost feel youself shrinking under this man's powerful glare. He opens his frowning mouth to ask in a voice so angry you did not know it was possible, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" What do you do?
Stranger: I keep running past him, trying to remain out of his reach as i flee the vortex
You: (To hell with you, old man! I'm outta here!) You quickly brush past him and continue to run away from the eminent doom encroaching upon this world. "SO BE IT!" thunders the man as he raises his hands to the sky. A white bubbly foam eminates from his hands and into the space above him. It is quickly picked up by the torrential winds and flows into the center of the vortex. A great burst of light erupts as the vortex and foam meet and mix into a new entity. A shockwave of immense power follows shortly after that takes you off your feet. The world appears to be folding into itself, but behind the man you somehow feel safe. What do you do?
Stranger: I head back to the man and apologize for whatever wrong I have done, explaining that I was simply confused..
You: You try to frantically explain yourself to the man as you watch the carnage of land, water, and air unfolds before your eyes. "No matter. It was as you should have done." Slowly the circling mass calms down. "It is finished." The man slowly walks forward into the epicenter of destruction and bends over. He yells back across the formless expanse, "Thanks, I was meaning to do my laundry!" You are at a loss for words, except for curses. "ALL THAT FOR FUCKING LAUNDRY? YOU SON OF A BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU!" You charge up to the man, fury in your eyes, blood boiling with complete and absolute rage. He stops you in your tracks by some force unseen. "It had to be done." A white flash comes before your eyes as you feel your body twisting and contorting. When your sight clears, you're sitting in front of your computer. The same place you've always been. (Man, I've really got to stop drinking Four Loko and going on Internet binges.) A strange desire to do your laundry overcomes you. (Have I just been incepted?) [Sorry, but I've really got to get going. It has been great fun, and I thank you for participating.]
Stranger: hahaha, toodles!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby roband » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:53 pm UTC

Well this made me laugh:

You: are you American?

Stranger: nope

You: Brit?

Stranger: you?

Stranger: nope

You: I'm English

You: Aussie?

You: Canuck?

You: Dutch?

Stranger: what is sorry. ive never heard that one before

Stranger: is that canadian...

You: Canadian

Stranger: thats what i though

Stranger: yeah, im canadian

You: haha

You: French?

Stranger: nope

You: cool

You: how old are you?

Stranger: i am horrible at speaking french

You: I thought 'canuck' was a well known word

Stranger: ive heard it a few times before...i mean there is a hockey team..vancouver canucks i think

You: ah

Stranger: im not sure...i dont watch hockey

You: quelle age et tu?

Stranger: thats not french...i understand it

Stranger: though

You: j'ai 21 ans

You: j'habite Grande Brittagne

You: j'adore rugby et football

Stranger: can you speak english please

You: j'ai 1 frere

Stranger: what

You: ou es la piscine?

Stranger: i dont understand that much french, so speak english please

You: bonjour madam

Stranger: bonjour

You: je voudrais un sandwich jambon s'il vous plait

Stranger: dude, did you just ask me to make you a ham sandwich...?

You: tournez a droit ou tournez a gauche?

You: dude, I said please

Stranger: aha

Stranger: i see

Stranger: no promises it wont be poioned

Stranger: poisoned**

You: I hate poioned food

You: :((((

You: je deteste ca

Stranger: aha

You: voulez vou coo shay avec moi, cest soir?

Stranger: are you french

You: non

Stranger: i dont understand that

You: je suis anglais

Stranger: cool, me too

Stranger: anywhore

Stranger: i must be going

You: non non non

You: tu est Candien

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Microscopic cog » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:44 pm UTC

Inspired by Gypped I came up with my own, quite different plot and tried it out. Behold, the results.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are in a bowling place, there is pop music playing in the background. What do you do?
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I ignore it.
You: You ignore everyone around you and try to avoid the weird looks. You realize you're blocking people's way who are trying to bowl. What do you do?
Stranger: Get out of the way.
You: You walk to the bar at the back of the bowling hall, a group of teenage girls is looking and giggling at you. You put your cap on while you try do decide what to do next
Stranger: I leave the bowling alley.
You: You walk towards the exit but you're astounded to find an invisible wall blocking your way. What do you do?
Stranger: Go back at the bar and order a Martini.
You: Confused, you walk back to the bar and ask the bar man for a martini, in the meantime you notice the girls have been looking at you the entire time. Your thoughts are interupted as the barman asks for you identification.
Stranger: I take out my ID card and hand it to him. I ignore the girls and take out my iPod to check the time
You: The barman take your ID card while you take out your Ipod, you try to check the time but your Ipod won't do anything else than play an overplayed pop song. Just as you're about to hit your Ipod against the bar, the barman says "Why order a martini when you're only 16?"
Stranger: I force the iPod to shutdown by holding the Power and Home button for 10 second whilst mumbling to the bartender - "Please excuse me, I want Coke, please"
You: The bartender nods approvingly and starts filling a glass with Coke. Meanwhile, your Ipod has shut down. "Here you go. Your friends liked you enough already without you acting macho", the bartender points at the girls, you turn around and notice that they're waving at you.
Stranger: I look puzzled at the bartender and look back at the girls whilst shyly waving back at them, and putting my iPod in my pocket.
Stranger: I take out a small bottle and pour one drop into the cola, which turns it green.
You: The bartender smiles and nods encouragely. He doesn't seem to notice the drink turning green.
Stranger: I take a small sip out of the Coke glass, and look subtly at the girls, without them noticing.
You: You feel your body tingling as the fluid enters your body. The girls seems to grow a bit impatient with, what seems to be, waiting.
Stranger: I take a glance at them, and politely ask why are they looking at me, as I sip my drink.
You: They look a bit puzzled at you but one of them says "We've been waiting for almost 30mins now, are you alright?"
Stranger: I look at them, questioning the answer. And asking them why are they waiting.
You: The girl that had spoken now looks more annoyed than puzzled as she says "Jeez, we all know you're talented but you've just been lucky that you've had a deal. There's no reason to be a dick about it. Who knows, maybe you'll flop like all those other guys."
Stranger: Still not knowing what are they on about, I hint about doing the deal.
You: The girl is starting to look really pissed right now but before she can reply she is interupted by a man in plain clothing. The man looks at you and asks "What's the problem? Did you forget the routine or something?"
Stranger: I reply with "Yes, please remind me"
You: "Well, first you just stand there - he points at the start of the bowling lane left of you- and you sing you lines. Then we'll do the next scene."
Stranger: I take a
Stranger: (Sorry)
Stranger: I take a small bottle with the sticker that reads DI and pours all of it into the coke cup.
Stranger: I drink the cup and put the bottle in my pocket.
Stranger: I ask the man if I can have my lines, and hint about forgetting them.
You: The man curses and then lets out a long sigh. You can hear him mumbling something about bloody canadians. He turns to you and says "it's simple, just stand there, look that way and say 'Ooh woa' three times. Then the first verse." The man goes on talking but you can't quite follow. The man notices and snaps his fingers. "Look spoiled brat, we're investing a lot of money in the making of this video, so when the music starts I want to hear you sing "baby, baby, baby, ooh, baby baby baby, noooo" like you mean it. Understood?"
Stranger: I tell him I am feeling a bit bad and I need to be excused in the bathroom.
Stranger: to*
Stranger: I run to the bathroom, and lock the door.
You: That sort of was the ending.
Stranger: Blimey, I got the point and I wanted to commit suicide prior to that.
You: Hahahahaha now I get what you were trying to do with the pills.
You: When did you figure it out? :O
Stranger: When you said "You sing your lines" I thought - Aww crap, ABORT XD
You: Hahahahaha
You: Well, you're the first to participate since I came up with this and I think I can count this a succes, so thanks for playing!
Interviewer: Some people say they can’t understand your writing even after they read it two or three times. What approach would you suggest for them?

William Faulkner: Read it four times.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby KrazyerKate » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:27 am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 11 year old horny girl here
You: ಠ_ಠ
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