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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Dimetrodon » Tue May 12, 2009 4:22 am UTC

Re: Dumbo Octopus:
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Also, giant flying angler fish. I would ride it through the night, cackling and casting evil spells.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Megatriorchis » Tue May 12, 2009 4:36 am UTC

I would triple the size of capybaras.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby LL Cool J » Tue May 12, 2009 4:42 am UTC

Axolotl are awesome! A giant otter would be kind of fun. Big enough to ride around on.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Gojoe » Tue May 12, 2009 5:50 am UTC

A sea horse the size of a normal horse. You could ride around on it. So bad ass!
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby SlyReaper » Tue May 12, 2009 6:58 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:A sea horse the size of a normal horse. You could ride around on it. So bad ass!

Except for the slight inconvenience of either you not being able to breathe, or it being unable to breathe.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby joshz » Tue May 12, 2009 10:44 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:A sea horse the size of a normal house. You could ride around on it. So bad ass!
How I read it. I wondered why you had to make the distinction "normal".
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Quadropus » Tue May 12, 2009 4:09 pm UTC

Oooh! A giant Mannequin bird.

The most hilarious animal ever!
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby SlyReaper » Wed May 13, 2009 8:16 am UTC

A giant sausage dog. Big enough for several people to ride on its long back. :mrgreen:
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby ian » Wed May 13, 2009 9:54 am UTC

3 pages and no giant mudkips? Shame.

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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby rnew » Wed May 13, 2009 10:11 am UTC

Giant Manbearpig
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby SlyReaper » Wed May 13, 2009 10:16 am UTC

A giant version of rnew's dog.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby mickyj300x » Wed May 13, 2009 10:28 am UTC

The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.

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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Gojoe » Wed May 13, 2009 10:46 am UTC

I think a Giant bee for transport would be pretty neat... Assuming it wouldn't be all like, lets kill people.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby joshz » Wed May 13, 2009 11:06 am UTC

rnew wrote:Giant Manbearpig
YES.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby icanus » Wed May 13, 2009 11:25 am UTC

Giant snail. For riding around on. Possibly building a house on top.

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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby darthchazza » Wed May 13, 2009 4:20 pm UTC

A herculese beetle the size of an elephant, it would be a fricken tank.
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That or a wolverine.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby LuNatic » Thu May 14, 2009 3:24 am UTC

darthchazza wrote:A herculese beetle the size of an elephant, it would be a fricken tank.
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That or a wolverine.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby SlyReaper » Thu May 14, 2009 7:53 am UTC

By the way, are we allowed to disregard the fact that the bigger you make an animal, the flimsier it becomes? Like an ant the size of an elephant would collapse under its own weight.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Gojoe » Thu May 14, 2009 7:57 am UTC

SlyReaper wrote:By the way, are we allowed to disregard the fact that the bigger you make an animal, the flimsier it becomes? Like an ant the size of an elephant would collapse under its own weight.
We have the ability to make any creature huge, I think we can suspend belief long enough to also pretend it would actually act like the little version of the animal... just bigger.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby SlyReaper » Thu May 14, 2009 8:00 am UTC

In that case, a giant jumping spider. How brilliant would it be to ride around on that thing, jumping on buildings, etc. You'd have to de-fang it though, cos I think even the normal sized ones are lethally poisonous.
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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby Incompetent » Thu May 14, 2009 10:34 am UTC

How about a water bear the size of a bear?

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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby AMK » Thu May 14, 2009 4:25 pm UTC

Giant Praying Mantis.

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Re: If you could make any animal giant...

Postby icanus » Fri May 15, 2009 1:23 pm UTC

Giant animals would be cool and all, but what I really want is a desktop elephant. About four inches at the shoulder, I could have a little fenced area next to my mousemat.


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