"How to get" - Google Autofill

Things that don't belong anywhere else. (Check first).

Moderators: Moderators General, Prelates, Magistrates

StarDolphin
Posts: 11
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:27 am UTC

"How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby StarDolphin » Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:44 am UTC

I was searching Google for "How to get wine's log file", I had typed in "How to get" and read the list of suggestions that google gave me. It completely cracked me up. :D

Google suggestions for "How to get..."
"how to get pregnant"
"how to get a passport"
"how to get rid of stretch marks"
"how to get a six pack"
"how to get a girl to like you"
"how to get rid of love handles"
"how to get a girlfriend"
"how to get on myspace at school"
"how to get rid of blackheads"
"how to get rid of acne"

In that order? It almost seems like an interesting plot to a story. Google has some priority issues :P.

Oh, and before anyone bites into me too hard, I'm new, and I'm not entirely sure if this is the correct place to put this. I did my best to see if it was posted elsewhere...

User avatar
brakos82
Posts: 536
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:06 am UTC
Location: My happy place :)

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby brakos82 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:02 am UTC

I just googled "google". So where's the tear in the universe? :twisted:
I am Brakos, and I may or may not approve this message.

User avatar
Link
Posts: 1329
Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:33 am UTC
Location: ᘝᓄᘈᖉᐣ
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Link » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:08 am UTC

:lol:

brakos82 wrote:I just googled "google". So where's the tear in the universe? :twisted:

Cardiff, but it's been there for a while.

User avatar
brakos82
Posts: 536
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:06 am UTC
Location: My happy place :)

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby brakos82 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:04 am UTC

Maybe I should try using my easy button to find another easy button...

You're going down Universe. :twisted:
I am Brakos, and I may or may not approve this message.

User avatar
Van
Posts: 418
Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:15 pm UTC
Location: 39.74, -105.12ish

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Van » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:39 pm UTC

Oregonaut wrote:You are a fucking idiot. (Insult.)
You say that you disapprove of sex before marriage, but you are fucking that idiot. (Ad hominem.)
You say that you disapprove of sex outside of marriage, but you are fucking your mom. (Ad mominem.)

User avatar
BSamuels
Posts: 134
Joined: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:44 pm UTC
Location: 0x000001

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby BSamuels » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:05 pm UTC

I'm surprised "how to get a girlfriend" and "how to get a girl to like you" searches weren't filled up with David DeAngelo listings.

That, and they contained no useful information whatsoever.
I love time warner cable.
Image

User avatar
Qoppa
Posts: 694
Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:32 pm UTC
Location: Yes.

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Qoppa » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:40 pm UTC

Van wrote:http://www.google.com/search?q=recursion

is probably my favorite.

Haha, wow. That is excellent.

Code: Select all

_=0,w=-1,(*t)(int,int);a()??<char*p="[gd\
~/d~/\\b\x7F\177l*~/~djal{x}h!\005h";(++w
<033)?(putchar((*t)(w??(p:>,w?_:0XD)),a()
):0;%>O(x,l)??<_='['/7;{return!(x%(_-11))
?x??'l:x^(1+ ++l);}??>main(){t=&O;w=a();}

User avatar
kernelpanic
Posts: 891
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:26 am UTC
Location: 1.6180339x10^18 attoparsecs from Earth

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby kernelpanic » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:51 pm UTC

Qoppa wrote:
Van wrote:http://www.google.com/search?q=recursion

is probably my favorite.

Haha, wow. That is excellent.

Is it on purpose?
I'm not disorganized. My room has a high entropy.
Bhelliom wrote:Don't forget that the cat probably knows EXACTLY what it is doing is is most likely just screwing with you. You know, for CAT SCIENCE!

Image

User avatar
Squid Tamer
Posts: 220
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:59 am UTC
Location: Over there
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Squid Tamer » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:00 am UTC

kernelpanic wrote:
Qoppa wrote:
Van wrote:http://www.google.com/search?q=recursion

is probably my favorite.

Haha, wow. That is excellent.

Is it on purpose?


I think that it must be... The "Did you mean" and the search are exactly the same.

Edit: Google is awesome. There are few companies as awesome as Google.

User avatar
Turtle_
Posts: 186
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:27 pm UTC

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Turtle_ » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:47 am UTC

Typing in "who na" used to bring up "who names their kid plaxico."
"Sometimes lies were more dependable than the truth." ~ Ender's Game
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge." ~ Charles Darwin

User avatar
Brooklynxman
Because I'm Awesome
Posts: 609
Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:27 pm UTC
Location: Here
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Brooklynxman » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:49 am UTC

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp& ... bfff7f9103

A while ago a typed in "sex while" intending to finish it with skydiving. That was one of the suggestions. Might I ask "How the fuck.....what the.....I.....WHAT!?"
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

Spoiler:
Image

masher
Posts: 821
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:07 pm UTC
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby masher » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:54 am UTC

Van wrote:http://www.google.com/search?q=recursion
is probably my favorite.


That made me burn my cheese!


Brooklynxman wrote:http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=sex+while+giving+birth&aq=0&aqi=g3&oq=sex+while+gi&fp=9b1c6ebfff7f9103

A while ago a typed in "sex while" intending to finish it with skydiving. That was one of the suggestions. Might I ask "How the fuck.....what the.....I.....WHAT!?"


That just earnt you an internet!

Alligator
Posts: 3
Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:48 pm UTC
Location: water

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Alligator » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:07 am UTC

Take a look at the results (or one in particular) for "I like to t"!

User avatar
joshz
Posts: 1466
Joined: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:51 am UTC
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby joshz » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:57 am UTC

The top suggestion for ¡ is "¡this cheese is burning me"
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

User avatar
Xeio
Friends, Faidites, Countrymen
Posts: 5091
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:12 am UTC
Location: C:\Users\Xeio\
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Xeio » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:03 am UTC

joshz wrote:The top suggestion for ¡ is "¡this cheese is burning me"
Does that mean the fora wins an internet?
In other news...
habadashery.PNG
habadashery.PNG (9.29 KiB) Viewed 4141 times
It seems no one has actually died in a google accident though. Also, I can't help but twitch when seeing "a accident".

User avatar
Bobber
contains Disodium Phosphate
Posts: 1357
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:09 pm UTC
Location: Holme, Denmark.
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Bobber » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:05 pm UTC

Xeio wrote:Also, I can't help but twitch when seeing "a accident".
You're not the only one :?
I don't twist the truth, I just make it complex.
mrbaggins wrote:There are two tools in life, duct tape and WD40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:18 pm UTC

Alligator wrote:Take a look at the results (or one in particular) for "I like to t"!

I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger, or i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur?
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Fifi
Posts: 51
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:21 pm UTC
Location: Chicago

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Fifi » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

The top suggestion for "I am" is "I am extremely terrified of chinese people"!
If all the village idiots, from all the villages, came together to form their own village, of idiots - in that village, you would be the village idiot

User avatar
Felstaff
Occam's Taser
Posts: 5161
Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:10 pm UTC
Location: ¢ ₪ ¿ ¶ § ∴ ® © ™ ؟ ¡ ‽ æ Þ ° ₰ ₤ ಡಢ

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Felstaff » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:41 pm UTC

Courtesy of dubsola:

Image

It's a book by former heavyweight champion of the restaurant, Vanessa Feltz.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

User avatar
Squid Tamer
Posts: 220
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:59 am UTC
Location: Over there
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Squid Tamer » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:36 pm UTC

I always get the "best" results if I use "My [noun]"
I.e. "My dog", "My car", "My finger", etc.

And you absolutely have to try "My poop".
The result is disgusting.

Also, just type in "is". Just "is". The results depress me.

User avatar
'; DROP DATABASE;--
Posts: 3284
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:38 am UTC
Location: Midwest Alberta, where it's STILL snowy
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:02 am UTC

"my toaster" is decent. :P

"the game" is... DAMMIT

"Canada is" is just sad :(

"lemon" and "my wang" are rofl

brakos82 wrote:I just googled "google". So where's the tear in the universe? :twisted:
We all got sucked into it a while ago. This is the aftermath. Thanks a lot. D:
poxic wrote:You suck. And simultaneously rock. I think you've invented a new state of being.

User avatar
Qaanol
The Cheshirest Catamount
Posts: 3054
Joined: Sat May 09, 2009 11:55 pm UTC

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Qaanol » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:17 am UTC

These are fairly well-known, but "why is there a" and "why can't I" are pretty good. I am in awe of "recursion" now though.
wee free kings

User avatar
brakos82
Posts: 536
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:06 am UTC
Location: My happy place :)

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby brakos82 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:29 am UTC

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:
brakos82 wrote:I just googled "google". So where's the tear in the universe? :twisted:
We all got sucked into it a while ago. This is the aftermath. Thanks a lot. D:


I think this side better anyways.
I am Brakos, and I may or may not approve this message.

User avatar
cephalopod9
Posts: 1964
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:23 am UTC

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby cephalopod9 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 am UTC

"Easiest" used to get "easiest way to kill yourself" or something really similar, and as of posting this "I am" is still an interesting one.
Image

User avatar
Blinke
Posts: 414
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:05 pm UTC
Location: Sweden
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Blinke » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 am UTC

easiest.jpg
easiest.jpg (58.01 KiB) Viewed 3885 times
Didn't expect 8 out of 10 suggestions to be WoW related, heh.

singlefin
Posts: 377
Joined: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:12 pm UTC
Location: https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby singlefin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:07 am UTC

Image

It's an interesting question. I mean, I like Canadians, but I wouldn't want to actually own one. Think of the responsibility!

Rakysh
Posts: 1276
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Rakysh » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 am UTC

Canadians are for life, not just for Christmas.

StarDolphin
Posts: 11
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:27 am UTC

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby StarDolphin » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:54 pm UTC

Blinke wrote:
easiest.jpg
Didn't expect 8 out of 10 suggestions to be WoW related, heh.

Is WoW really so boring that everyone is looking for shortcuts?

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:38 pm UTC

"in the t" gets a bunch of mundane, short questions and then
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Cheese
and spam. (Euggh)
Posts: 3909
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:04 pm UTC
Location: ¿burning you?

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Cheese » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:22 pm UTC

"where is my", "where are my" and "where did I leave" are all quite amusing.
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
Image

User avatar
brakos82
Posts: 536
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:06 am UTC
Location: My happy place :)

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby brakos82 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:30 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:"where is my", "where are my" and "where did I leave" are all quite amusing.


As though the Internet would know these things...
I am Brakos, and I may or may not approve this message.

User avatar
LinuxPenguin
Posts: 486
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:37 am UTC
Location: Earth. (it's the pretty blue one)
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby LinuxPenguin » Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:00 am UTC

I get the same thing. People need to get lives if this is what they are searching for.
Image
 Mac User (Running OS X, Linux, and Chrome OS)

User avatar
sir2you
Posts: 176
Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:54 pm UTC
Location: U.S.A.

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby sir2you » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:27 pm UTC

Not an auto-complete but you all know about googlegooglegooglegoogle.com right? Then put googlegooglegooglegoogle.com in each search bar again. Wheeee! such fun!

Edit: What!!! It got killed! Damn! I loved googlegooglegooglegoogle.=(
„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•* "There are two ways to live your life; as if nothing is *•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„
*•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„*•›„„‹•**•›„ a miracle, or as if everything is a miracle." - Einstein „‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*„‹•**•›„„‹•*

User avatar
Dasboard
Posts: 961
Joined: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:09 pm UTC
Location: I wish I was dreaming of soap.... wait where was this space for again?

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Dasboard » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:41 pm UTC

After reading this I decided to try some stuff.

Is there.... got me "Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?" and "is there any way I can get this popular guy to get me pregnant?"

I especially liked the first one.
Are you ready? Well I made my bet
Are you ready? I made some.. preparations.
Are you ready? But I'm older now!
But are you ready? Yeah...

User avatar
abitha
Posts: 278
Joined: Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:05 pm UTC
Location: UK

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby abitha » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:03 pm UTC

"Why are" comes up with both "why are black people so ugly" and "why are people racist". The fact that the former is a popular search upsets me, but i suppose the latter at least provides some symmetry... :|

User avatar
Fossa
Posts: 1080
Joined: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:04 am UTC
Location: Los Angeles
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Fossa » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:30 pm UTC

How come a cupcake is not a mineral?

Why are there school?

Do midgets have night vision?

Do vampires exist in real life?
Do vampires really exist?

Why aren't dinosaurs in the bible?

Why aren't all rocks the same size?

Why aren't cats in the bible?

Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?

Man, people ask some weird questions. More later if I get bored.

User avatar
Pianodog
Posts: 48
Joined: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:24 pm UTC
Location: Just south of free health care.

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Pianodog » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:14 pm UTC

How can I get my wife ...

... to swing
... to shave
... in the mood
... to love me again
... to lose weight
... to shut up
... 's facebook password
... pregnant
... back

There are a lot of unhappily married men out there.
http://www.lilliansolstice.com/soaps.html - Awesome Soap.

PSA: Support the gaming industry, but do it smartly. Remember to check for restrictive DRM before buying as a way to remind publishers that we're their customers, not their enemies.

User avatar
Amnesiasoft
Posts: 2573
Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 4:28 am UTC
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Amnesiasoft » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:28 am UTC

Pianodog wrote:How can I get my wife ...

"How can I get my husband" isn't any better.

User avatar
Xeio
Friends, Faidites, Countrymen
Posts: 5091
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:12 am UTC
Location: C:\Users\Xeio\
Contact:

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby Xeio » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:59 am UTC

Amnesiasoft wrote:
Pianodog wrote:How can I get my wife ...
"How can I get my husband" isn't any better.
Well, you know there's a problem when just talking to your SO is second to google. :roll:

ThePurpleSmurf
Posts: 34
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:31 pm UTC

Re: "How to get" - Google Autofill

Postby ThePurpleSmurf » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:20 am UTC

Also, just putting in "why" gets you

-why is my poop green
-why can't i own a Canadian
-why do dogs eat poop
-why is the sky blue
-why do men have nipples
There is no method to my madness.


Return to “General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 30 guests