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Let's google it- OH LORD MY EYES

Postby Maduyn » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:46 pm UTC

ITT: We tell people what we google'd that we regretted the moment we did it.

FYI: you probably shouldn't google anything in this thread

For me:

Infected Scrotum - Thank a Dr. House comment for that.

Edit- added the FYI
Edit- added space between FYI and the for me
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:59 pm UTC

Nah. I've played too much Google Seppuku(ED link, NSFW) to let anything bother me.
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Postby Woofsie » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:13 pm UTC

Maduyn wrote:
Infected Scrotum


Ohgod ohgod ohgod I image searched it! My eyes!

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Postby schuldkroete » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:56 pm UTC

Maduyn wrote:Infected Scrotum

Well, I just googled that using lynx and didn't see anything particularly scary.
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Postby Vanguard » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:17 pm UTC

Not much bothers me. I've seen goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty.
And after lurking ED a few times, very little gets to me.
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Postby Angua » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

Woofsie wrote:
Maduyn wrote:
Infected Scrotum


Ohgod ohgod ohgod I image searched it! My eyes!
I've seen one IRL, it wasn't that bad...
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Postby Woofsie » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:45 pm UTC

:shock:

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Postby SecondTalon » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:48 pm UTC

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Postby Angua » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

Yeah, I'm actually the Death Star waiting to get you from orbit.

Work experience in a hospital makes things like that easier to handle. I was mainly embarrassed for the patient who probably heard his doctor saying (with a bit of enthusiasm, he enjoys his job), 'Come and see an abscessed scrotum,' and then having a doctor, nurse, and 18 yr old looking at him.
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Postby thatthatguy » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:20 pm UTC

For the stern of stomach, there's always:

"necrosis" Or "severe tissue necrosis"

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Postby Chfan » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:52 pm UTC

"Harlequin fetus?" "Pain series?"
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Postby Spacemilk » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:59 pm UTC

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Postby Flagpole Sitta » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:48 pm UTC

See, infected scrotum didn't bother me as much as the lotus boob, even though I know it was shooped.

"Emo cutter girl" REALLY got to me. Don't look her up if you have any problems with self injury. Seriously. Major trigger warnings.

I came across a picture with a penis covered in maggots at one point, which was really squicky, but I can't remember what I googled.

Medical maggots can be a fun phrase to google, too! =D
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Postby wst » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:53 pm UTC

"Dog fuckers". I wanted to know if the term referred to aircraft electricians. Oops.
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Postby Goatboy » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

Watching the season 8 finale of the X-Files, I wanted a reminder of what happened to Alex Krycek's hand. On my way to Google "Alex Krycek's hand" I got the auto-complete phrase "Alex Krycek fanfic". I was concerned at that point, but went ahead with my original search, only to have most of the first page of results be Krycek fanfic.
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Postby Grokker » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:20 am UTC

My friend once said he got some strange stuff when he was looking for pics for a project about the Battle of the Bulge.
I, however, haven't yet needed to grab the brain bleach for anything google-image related. I decided it's always better to look something up on Urban Dictionary before googling it(definitely glad I did this with goatse and tubgirl, as I've managed to avoid seeing either of them).

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Postby smw543 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:26 am UTC

A GIS for "mouth" returns some disproportionately disturbing results for such an innocuous query. (I tried to make one of those "mouth eyes" pictures once; it's harder than it looks.)
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Postby Sonic132 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:40 am UTC

After accidentally clicking on "Yaoi" to see what it was I have taken up the practice of wikipedia searching things that I don't know what they are BEFORE clicking them.
Saved me from clicking "Futanari".
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Postby Flagpole Sitta » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:49 am UTC

The pictures on wikipedia are not always particularity safe. And why wouldn't you want to see futanari? :mrgreen:
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Kapojinha is pretty awesome too. <3

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Postby Sonic132 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:57 am UTC

Semi-polite company was in the room.
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Postby GraphiteGirl » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:22 am UTC

Chfan wrote:"Harlequin fetus?"

This. I was researching harlequin costumes for a commedia play, and wikipedia suggested it. God, that's a miserable disease.
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Postby Flagpole Sitta » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:34 am UTC

Sonic132 wrote:Semi-polite company was in the room.


All the more reason to have futanari on the screen!
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Postby Sonic132 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:53 am UTC

The perfect way to give my brother's wife an inferiority complex :twisted: :
"haha, you only have one of those!"
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Postby punkymonkey » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:00 am UTC

Flagpole Sitta wrote:See, infected scrotum didn't bother me as much as the lotus boob, even though I know it was shooped.

"Emo cutter girl" REALLY got to me. Don't look her up if you have any problems with self injury. Seriously. Major trigger warnings.

I came across a picture with a penis covered in maggots at one point, which was really squicky, but I can't remember what I googled.

Medical maggots can be a fun phrase to google, too! =D
I had seen those pictures of the emo cutter girl while searching for something else. I can't remember what I was searching for, but it actually brought up an entire page of her pictures. Some of which she had stitches and whatnot, so I can only assume that maybe she's getting help of some kind. It's one thing to be a cutter, it's another to damn near cut a part of your body completely off.
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Postby Amarantha » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:58 am UTC

A search for "scrambled eggs" brought up a site with video of a dominatrix kicking a bloke in the goolies.

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Postby Kyberely » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:24 pm UTC

The pain series. I'd heard it mentioned somewhere and wanted to know what it was. Unfortunately my computer is quite slow so even though I pressed back straight away it was about 15 seconds until the image was off the screen.
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Postby Box Boy » Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:39 pm UTC

I wanted to look up a song by the band King Missile.
It's call Detatchable Penis".....................

Then there was the time I looked up hentai to see what it was.
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Postby Sonic132 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:56 pm UTC

Large hardon collider.
Oh the hilarity that results when you misspell things.
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Postby folkhero » Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:05 pm UTC

One time I was looking for pictures of T-34 Soviet tanks and a picture popped up of some German porn of a kind I'm not fond of. It wasn't terrible, but I just wanted a picture of a bad-ass tank, not a picture of a bad ass-tank (I don't think that makes sense, but I'm gonna leave it anyway).
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Postby Cold » Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:19 pm UTC

I google imaged goats... you can imagine what I got. I was looking for the LED goats.
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Postby Cheese » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:08 am UTC

Sonic132 wrote:Large hardon collider.
Oh the hilarity that results when you misspell things.
First result for that is actually not disgusting, just a load of bad penis jokes then a semi-serious article on misspellings.
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Postby steewi » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:08 am UTC

It's wasn't as bad as you might think (because it was before google images), but when I was younger, and less full of google-fu, I was doing research for an assignment. We were supposed to find out what young Japanese people like doing in their spare time, and compare it to how we spend our own time. We'd only just gotten the internet (9.6k!) and I decided to do my first forays into the world of internet research.

I searched for "young Japanese spare time", and freaked my innocent 13 year old self out with just the text.

It was a practical example of how to perform internet searches carefully.

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Postby pseudoidiot » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:33 pm UTC

Not so much an internet search, but I had a girlfriend in college that really liked a particular brand of juice, Naked.

So, not thinking at all about what she was doing she decided to check out their website and went to www.naked.com. Not that bad considering most things on the net, but she was always a bit on the innocent side and really wasn't prepared for all the porn suddenly coming up on her screen.
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Postby dawesbr » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:44 pm UTC

Pretty much ANYTHING you search for can have brain-crushing implications thanks to Randall's Rule 34.

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Postby Bulvox » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:01 pm UTC

dawesbr wrote:Pretty much ANYTHING you search for can have brain-crushing implications thanks to Randall's Rule 34.
Except it's not Randall's Rule. It's one of The Rules of the Internet.
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Postby apeman5291 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:30 am UTC

Not much gets to me. I'm the guy who changes people's backgrounds back after they leave the room for 5 minutes and can't stand too look at it anymore. That said, there have been some images that have made me squirm. None of them showed up on innocuous searches, though.
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Postby rubber314chicken » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:52 am UTC

try "If I ate"

The first result made my mind explode for like 1/2 a second.
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Postby guyy » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:11 am UTC

I tried to search for this video codec a while ago, misremembered the name as "xvideo," googled it, and...well, you can probably guess. That one goes on my "Top 10 List of Stupidist Thengs Dun On Internetz." Or it would, if I had one of those.

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Postby Goatboy » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:14 pm UTC

My friend is a graphic designer, and he was given a order for a softball team called the "Bearded Clams." Without thinking, he went to 'Kipedia for references. I guess that doesn't link directly to the vagina article anymore, but it used to.
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Postby rubber314chicken » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:15 pm UTC

Two more:

"I really hope" and "fat people are"
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