I couldn't find another thread so I figured I'd point you in the direction of Conservapedia!. If this is in the wrong place feel free to move it.
A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing. Liberalism began as a movement for individual liberties, but today is increasingly statist, and in Europe even socialistic.
Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barry Soetoro, (allegedly born in Honolulu Aug. 4, 1961) is the 44th President of the United States, and previously served less than four years as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2005-2008). Obama and his running mate Senator Joseph Biden won the presidential election after 23 months of campaigning that spent over $700 million,much of it raised from undisclosed or fraudulent donors. Obama spent far more per vote than McCain did: Obama spent $7.39 per vote, while McCain spent only $5.78 per vote. Claimed by liberals to be a brilliant orator, Obama depends completely on reading from teleprompters when he talks, even in an elementary school.
As President, Obama has pushed for establishing a Palestinian state over the objection of Israel's Prime Minister, inclusion of Turkey in the European Union and holding Guantanamo detainees indefinitely without trial.
Since abandoning the "War on Terror" in Obama's first year, the rate of terrorist attacks on the United States has gone from zero per year during George W. Bush's last year,  to at least four..
Obama's budget and stimulus bill advanced his socialist idea of "spreading the wealth."  His health care plan would force individuals to purchase health care or pay fines and force many into a poorly run single payer system. To announce his trip to Berlin in July 2008, Obama used posters which show a marked similarity to posters of Lenin and Che Guevara. During Obama's youth in Hawaii, he developed a strong, almost Father/Son relationship with Frank Marshall Davis, a high level Communist Party functionary while Obama has stated that his favorite professors in school were themselves Marxists.
I shit you not.
The fact people believe absolutely blows my mind.
No it isn't satire, I checked.