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The Ovens

Postby choppa » Sat May 22, 2010 4:59 pm UTC

If there was an oven large enough to hold everything you'd like to put in it, what would you put in it?
I would put all religions and maybe microsoft.
also javascript

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Dasboard » Sat May 22, 2010 7:55 pm UTC

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Two-Fry » Sat May 22, 2010 8:03 pm UTC

The worlds largest pastry
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Re: The Ovens

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat May 22, 2010 8:57 pm UTC

The need to eat and sleep.

Oh and most of your posts, choppa.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 22, 2010 9:03 pm UTC

This oven seems dangerous, so I put it in the oven.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby SlyReaper » Sat May 22, 2010 9:06 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:This oven seems dangerous, so I put it in the oven.

An oven big enough to contain itself? You're going to break the universe if you try that.

Personally, I would put in the world's biggest soufflé.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 22, 2010 9:12 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:This oven seems dangerous, so I put it in the oven.

An oven big enough to contain itself? You're going to break the universe if you try that.

Personally, I would put in the world's biggest soufflé.


Dunno, the OP said it was big enough for anything I wanted to put in it, so I took him for his word. The fact that it may burst the universe is why I considered it dangerous in the first place, and the reason I commissioned it's destruction.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby TheKrikkitWars » Sat May 22, 2010 9:49 pm UTC

I would put a pop-tart big and nutricious enough to permenently end world hunger in it, that and the vocal chords of all people who insist on saying LOL, ROFL and other such internet abbreviations out loud.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby SecondTalon » Sat May 22, 2010 10:27 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:This oven seems dangerous, so I put it in the oven.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby CombustibleLemons » Sat May 22, 2010 10:45 pm UTC

The box the oven came in.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby SlyReaper » Sat May 22, 2010 11:19 pm UTC

I would put all the oil in the world in there, then sit back and watch what happens to the world.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby Turtle_ » Sat May 22, 2010 11:32 pm UTC

I would put a collection of smaller ovens, as we clearly wouldn't need them anymore. Also a pizza.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 22, 2010 11:50 pm UTC

Turtle_ wrote:I would put a collection of smaller ovens, as we clearly wouldn't need them anymore. Also a pizza.


Can't you join them all into a sort of huge fractal oven with a humongous internal surface volume but a finite volume. We can use it to summon the ghost of Rayleigh-Jeans law.

Pardon the esoteric joke.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby SlyReaper » Sat May 22, 2010 11:53 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
Turtle_ wrote:I would put a collection of smaller ovens, as we clearly wouldn't need them anymore. Also a pizza.


Can't you join them all into a sort of huge fractal oven with a humongous internal surface volume but a finite volume. We can use it to summon the ghost of Rayleigh-Jeans law.

Pardon the esoteric joke.


Could be catastrophic in the ultraviolet spectrum...
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Re: The Ovens

Postby Fat Zombie » Sun May 23, 2010 12:45 am UTC

SlyReaper wrote:I would put all the oil in the world in there, then sit back and watch what happens to the world.


Long-term or short term?

Because short-term, it would depend on where the oven is. If it was, say, on the Moon, that would be pretty badass. I'd watch that on youtube, shortly before building a teepee and weaving my own yogurt or whatever it is these hippies do without technology.

Two-Fry wrote:The worlds largest pastry


This man. He/she is CORRECT. What kind of pastry, though?

I suggest a Cornish pasty the size of Belgium. Solve world hunger! Cause world obesity. Yes.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby solarion » Sun May 23, 2010 8:51 am UTC

I would use it to calculate higher values of pie than ever before.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby hintss » Mon May 24, 2010 1:58 am UTC

I'd solder and cast the parts needed to build another oven.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Magnanimous » Mon May 24, 2010 4:13 am UTC

Everything. (Resulting in, of course, the heat death of the universe.)

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Re: The Ovens

Postby hintss » Mon May 24, 2010 5:11 am UTC

Magnanimous wrote:Everything. (Resulting in, of course, the heat death of the universe.)

and a paradox?

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Magnanimous » Mon May 24, 2010 5:14 am UTC

hintss wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:Everything. (Resulting in, of course, the heat death of the universe.)

and a paradox?
No, it gets thrown in too. For flavor.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby hintss » Mon May 24, 2010 5:34 am UTC

Magnanimous wrote:
hintss wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:Everything. (Resulting in, of course, the heat death of the universe.)

and a paradox?
No, it gets thrown in too. For flavor.

so flavor is put in the oven too?

I put in my old rubik's cube, which I lubed with too much CRC, and had the orange center break when I dropped it 4 ft. onto carpeted concrete.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Rek » Mon May 24, 2010 11:03 am UTC

    Racism
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    Capitalism
    4chan

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Endless Mike » Mon May 24, 2010 3:39 pm UTC

Everything outside the oven.

And 4chan.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Cane » Mon May 24, 2010 4:36 pm UTC

The thing is, we don't really know how hot this oven can get. We really might just be making all of these things uncomfortably hot, with no lasting damage. :?
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Re: The Ovens

Postby Dasboard » Mon May 24, 2010 4:38 pm UTC

Holy shit.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby hintss » Mon May 24, 2010 8:35 pm UTC

I'd put in my new Rubik's cube which I've had less than a week before the other person broke it.

also, I'd put in the energy required to make the oven work.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby .Salo. » Mon May 24, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

I'd put the entire universe in there, save the warranty. Paradox included. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xMeijFJKEc

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Re: The Ovens

Postby Essah » Mon May 24, 2010 10:17 pm UTC

shouldn't this have been in forum games ?

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Re: The Ovens

Postby hintss » Tue May 25, 2010 1:57 am UTC

Essah wrote:shouldn't this have been in forum games ?

or logic puzzles?

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Re: The Ovens

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue May 25, 2010 10:32 am UTC

or FAID?
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Re: The Ovens

Postby TheKrikkitWars » Tue May 25, 2010 10:58 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:or FAID?


Which somehow reminds me that I'd like to put serious bussiness in the ovens.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby crowey » Wed May 26, 2010 12:32 am UTC

30 replies and no "your mum" jokes. I'm so proud of you guys!

erm, I'd make a ginormous cake.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby You, sir, name? » Wed May 26, 2010 12:42 am UTC

crowey wrote:30 replies and no "your mum" jokes. I'm so proud of you guys!

erm, I'd make a ginormous cake.


She's clearly too fat to fit in the oven, so there's no need to state the glaringly obvious.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby CHR1110 » Wed May 26, 2010 1:08 am UTC

The entire universe.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby JonR » Wed May 26, 2010 3:20 pm UTC

a very large yorkshire pudding... with sausages (technically 'toad in the hole' - but these are Lincolnshire sausages, and big ones too)
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Re: The Ovens

Postby Slight-of-mind » Fri May 28, 2010 10:15 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
crowey wrote:30 replies and no "your mum" jokes. I'm so proud of you guys!

erm, I'd make a ginormous cake.


She's clearly too fat to fit in the oven, so there's no need to state the glaringly obvious.


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Re: The Ovens

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat May 29, 2010 1:27 pm UTC

I put in tasty and meaty oxens.

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Re: The Ovens

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:20 pm UTC

I put in a grue.
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Re: The Ovens

Postby Internetmeme » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:51 pm UTC

I put the oven inside ITSELF!
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Re: The Ovens

Postby wst » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:51 am UTC

That's already been done, Imeme, learn to read.

I would put the earth in the oven, then we can all be indubitably sure of global warming. Briefly. Then we die.
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