For I have come again in Glory...

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:39 am UTC

Cane wrote:
Belial wrote:Confession: I have no idea. I made up plausible reviews based on their IMDB entries. I can't even *find* "The Living", and netflix didn't have a copy of "The Dead" available.

Optimus Osiris Prime, that went right over my head the first time. I was not in the minority.


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And it was seen again that there would be a time when the average forumite would be expected to actually get jokes that were more involved than 'loldicks'.

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby GraphiteGirl » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:14 am UTC

Boo, all the exciting internet things happen when I'm away from the internet and having actual life.
But yay, you have returned! We misseded you. So, the question becomes, what sort of sacrifices does a Belial traditionally demand?

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Felstaff » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:51 am UTC

Belial wrote:Here, try it in seal form, with the text still around the outside:

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I think we should totally adopt the seal of Foras for the fora. It would work so much better than that echochamber symbol up there.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Sytri » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:42 am UTC

For what my opinion is worth.


Seconded!

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Ren » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:04 am UTC

Sungura wrote:Ren! Where did you disappear to? I remember you from my early lurking days.

To far off places or, to finish my degree and get a real job. Success!

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Crazy times!

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davean always was dead. He just went zombie/Jesus on us periodically. "I have returned to visit justice upon you!" You know.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby NotGrouchy » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:45 am UTC

Welcome back !

The world is a much nicer place now. Just like finding a cake with frosting on it, then sharing with your friends ! Tra-la-lally !


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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Sungura » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:49 pm UTC

...Is NotGrouchy RealGrouchy? 0.o

And congrats on the degree and job, Ren! That's awesome!
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Cane » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:11 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:And it was seen again that there would be a time when the average forumite would be expected to actually get jokes that were more involved than 'loldicks'.

<3 Do you think I'm average? <3

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:28 pm UTC

Cane wrote:
Meaux_Pas wrote:And it was seen again that there would be a time when the average forumite would be expected to actually get jokes that were more involved than 'loldicks'.

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Vaniver » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:02 pm UTC

Welcome back!

As for catching up postwise, I tried, but I just made it up to #8. It's sort of sobering how little effect my absences have on my posts per day, but I see yours got all the way down to 15 from about 20.
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Postby Ren » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:15 pm UTC

Thanks Sungura!
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby dawg1232 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:50 pm UTC

Hi people who were here before my time! I vaguely remember Belial, but other than that, I don't know you. So welcome back!
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Vaniver » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:52 pm UTC

dawg1232 wrote:Hi people who were here before my time! I vaguely remember Belial, but other than that, I don't know you. So welcome back!
Man, this is making me wonder if I'll ever be posting on these boards with someone born after Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:12 pm; that would be such a creepy experience.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby spi » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:18 am UTC

Welcome back Belial!

Vaniver, I agree getting old is weird.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby the Cow » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:04 pm UTC

spi wrote:Welcome back Belial!

Vaniver, I agree getting old is weird.


You get used to it.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby thicknavyrain » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:06 pm UTC

You made it out of Borneo!

I'm glad I kept the faith.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Amnesiasoft » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:33 pm UTC

Ren wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:Is it just me, or has davean died now as well?

davean always was dead. He just went zombie/Jesus on us periodically. "I have returned to visit justice upon you!" You know.

Maybe if we do that thing we're not supposed to do involving the 5 letter key on the keyboard that isn't "Enter" or "Return." We might get to see him again.

Also: HI BELIAL!

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby poxic » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:04 am UTC

Amnesiasoft wrote:Maybe if we do that thing we're not supposed to do involving the 5 letter key on the keyboard that isn't "Enter" or "Return." We might get to see him again

Shift? Start? SysRq? ScrLk? Pause? Break? Oh, maybe Break. Well, I've hit that key several times now, so we'll see whether davean shows up.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:09 am UTC

You are . . . trying to break davean? Not likely to turn out well, that.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby TheGrammarBolshevik » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:24 am UTC

poxic wrote:
Amnesiasoft wrote:Maybe if we do that thing we're not supposed to do involving the 5 letter key on the keyboard that isn't "Enter" or "Return." We might get to see him again

Shift?

Yes. As in "Davean."
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Amnesiasoft » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:33 am UTC

poxic wrote:
Amnesiasoft wrote:Maybe if we do that thing we're not supposed to do involving the 5 letter key on the keyboard that isn't "Enter" or "Return." We might get to see him again

Shift? Start? SysRq? ScrLk? Pause? Break? Oh, maybe Break. Well, I've hit that key several times now, so we'll see whether davean shows up.

I've never seen a key labeled "Start." And on my keyboard, it's PrtScn/SysRq and Pause/Bk, so I used what I had as a reference. I can't even find Scroll Lock on my keyboard. Oh, right, it's in horrible blue font that can't be read where I'm sitting.

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Tractor » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:24 pm UTC

Welcome back Belial! I've just begun phasing in a bit myself, instead of just occasionally lurking :)
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Postby Coin » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:38 am UTC

Seems like I chose the wrong week to be on vacation as well.
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Postby Esperite » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:05 pm UTC

Welcome back! I have never been too active, so you might not know me, but I was at least lurking back when you had your raptorhuman (see, it was wearing a hat!) avatar. Glad that you're back!
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Wyvern » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:50 pm UTC

I miss the Raven.... that avatar was awesome.

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby kellsbells » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:09 am UTC

Belial! I always manage to miss the initial hubbub, and I know you've been back for a while, but I thought I'd lodge my formal happiness at that fact.
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Postby Marbas » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:30 am UTC

Sytri wrote:You missed me joining the fora? :P

Only wanted to reply so that you have two fallen angels back to back :)

Edit: noooo! too slow!


Two?

*Ahem*

Just cause my avatar isn't the Seal of Marbas anymore doesn't mean you can leave me out *grumblemuttergrumble*

Of course, now I have to wonder how the hell Mathers and/or Crowley could possibly have known come up with that.


Seal is older than Mathers or Crowley. At least dates back to the 17th century, that's when the Ars Goetia first appeared.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Cheese » Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:46 am UTC

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I did too, apparently. Oops.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby suffer-cait » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:47 am UTC

i forgot that this was a thread i wanted to read.
also i may not have mentioned that i love belial
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Sprocket » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:50 pm UTC

::SNUGGLES!:: I missded you!

I thought I saw a post from you the other day but got distracted. YEY!

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Jessica » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:00 pm UTC

hey catprox.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Midnight » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:57 pm UTC

does this mean the bad dreams will go away?
uhhhh fuck.

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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:03 pm UTC

I think all of the goetian daemonic seals look like things that make them epically fail at being scary.

I mean, if my domestic accomplice were to sign up, this would be her seal:

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Does anyone else think this looks like a kitty wearing a skirt?


Belial's looks like a cat's face with some dangly attachments, Sytri's puts me in mind of a candelabrum, and to my memory Marbas looks suspiciously like a set of scales.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Jessica » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:14 pm UTC

Hey ren!
You still in Waterloo?
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Postby Amnesiasoft » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:58 pm UTC

Insignificant Deifaction wrote:kitty wearing a skirt

You make a very compelling argument.

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Postby DJorgensen » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:55 am UTC

Insignificant Deifaction wrote:Does anyone else think this looks like a kitty wearing a skirt?

Yes, yes it does.

Belial left for a period of time? I... didn't actually notice... Though I've really not been active much either.
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Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Postby Woofsie » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:44 pm UTC

Holy shit Belial is back!

...And has been for a month, apparently. Guess I haven't been around much lately either.


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