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For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:54 pm UTC
by Belial
...which might be a bit TMI. To distract you, I have some movie reviews:

The Living: While I appreciate the "everyone sits about and has a conversation about IMPORTANT THINGS" genre of low-budget film as much as the next guy (assuming the next guy also feels sort of lukewarm about them, but hasn't yet offered to switch the DVD), I feel like this one was a bit...unnecessary. Pretentious, and the performances were unimpressive. And when your plot basically hinges on a bunch of people sitting around a hospital talking, you kindof need good performances from the actors. Special effects sure as fuck aren't carrying it for you. Still, it wasn't awful. I give it four wooden nickels and a backpack full of gerbils.

The Dead: Remember that genre I mentioned above? Imagine it kindof old and irish and originally written by James Joyce. And directed by someone who knew how to direct. The performances are more inspired, the writing more interesting, and the pretense slightly less pretentious. Not an entirely uninteresting way to kill a couple hours. I give it 3 donuts and a moaning human heart that whispers to you about the worst day of your life.

Anyway, so that's what I've got. Hey y'all. What'd I miss?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:01 pm UTC
by The Mighty Thesaurus
I thought I told you that your kind ain't welcome 'round these parts, boy.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:01 pm UTC
by Sytri
You missed me joining the fora? :P

Only wanted to reply so that you have two fallen angels back to back :)

Edit: noooo! too slow!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:01 pm UTC
by rath358
Belial!
I'll welcome you anytime!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:18 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
Belial wrote:Anyway, so that's what I've got. Hey y'all. What'd I miss?
Not much.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:21 pm UTC
by Belial
That's the impression I'm getting. The more active threads are still even mostly the same...

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:31 pm UTC
by olubunmi
Seeing as you've been inactive from about when I joined the forum, I don't really know you.
Impressive post count you have tough.

Welcome back!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:42 pm UTC
by JBJ
Welcome back!
...and is Glory aware that you are publicly bragging about your ability to "perform" repeatedly?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:55 pm UTC
by Sir_Elderberry
Belial wrote:That's the impression I'm getting. The more active threads are still even mostly the same...

We didn't want to make any new ones while you were gone.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:57 pm UTC
by Litof
Welcome back!

Shall we prepare the sacrificial lamb for the feast?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:00 pm UTC
by Felstaff
I legally changed my name to Iago √ějazi de Castillonegro.




Also, let me speak to Glory when you're done.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:01 pm UTC
by Wyvern
Long have I awaited this day.

Now that it's here, I think I'll go make a sandwich, and have some lunch.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:03 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
Belial wrote:Anyway, so that's what I've got. Hey y'all. What'd I miss?
Shro and Jacque got married, had 17 kids, got divorced, reconciled, remarried, and are on their second honeymoon in the Vega system.

Sungura finally bred lops capable of wielding switchblades and has made a killing in the nerd boy and telemarketer markets.

Lolsaur still goes by Baldur

keozen and Zohar started an internet barber shop. I have no idea how it works, but apparently the results are stylish and modern, but always purple. Something about not being able to get the photons to line up any other way or something, I got confused and stopped paying attention.

The Octarine Wars recently ended when the Moderators General agreed to a cease fire on the condition that the Magistrates allow them access to the bathrooms and one-half of the cafeteria. As none of us do any moderation at all in a centralized location, this confused the Magistrates long enough for Hodge to remind us all that none of this actually happened, including his reminder. This just confused everyone, so we all went home which is where we already were, so yay expediency!

RG has left and returned often and randomly enough that they now say that if you go into a bathroom at midnight, lock the doors, turn off the lights, light a single candle and say "RealGrouchy" three times, he'll appear and smack you for being stupid.

Bakemaster baked a cake so large that not even he could bake it.

I think that covers it.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:11 pm UTC
by Red Hal
... and I have discovered that I still have a penis.

Welcome back.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:18 pm UTC
by Cane
My mom's name is Glory. :?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:20 pm UTC
by Belial
Yes. Yes it is.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:21 pm UTC
by Felstaff
But that's not what *you* call her though.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:21 pm UTC
by Zohar
Hi Belial! Need a haircut?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:29 pm UTC
by Hammer
He came back! He came back!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:40 pm UTC
by Jessica
Bah, we knew you weren't gone. Just temporarily taking in more real-time activities like IRC.

Also, I hope that Glory actually consented this time.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:43 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
I still get freaked out that he named his left hand Glory....

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:46 pm UTC
by SlyReaper
Belial wrote:Hey y'all. What'd I miss?


Zombie apocalypse. We all live in underground bunkers now.

Or is that just me?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:54 pm UTC
by Wednesday
Jessica wrote:
Also, I hope that Glory actually consented this time.



....?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:54 pm UTC
by The Mighty Thesaurus
Just Bristol

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:57 pm UTC
by dubsola
Glory, glory, hallelujah...

is that what you said to her?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:59 pm UTC
by Belial
Man, everyone wants to talk about the sex joke, and not a word about my judging the living and the dead.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:59 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
Mine eyes have seen in Glory the coming of Belial?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:01 pm UTC
by The Mighty Thesaurus
I'm going to be entirely honest with you, bro: I didn't read the OP.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:02 pm UTC
by Sungura
BELIAL!
I am very happy you are back! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
*hugggggggles*

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:08 pm UTC
by Sir_Elderberry
SecondTalon wrote:I still get freaked out that he named his left hand Glory....

High five!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:09 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
Belial wrote:Man, everyone wants to talk about the sex joke, and not a word about my judging the living and the dead.
Eh, you're no Minos, Hel, Hades, or JD.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:09 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
Sir_Elderberry wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:I still get freaked out that he named his left hand Glory....

High five!
Ew no. At least, not without some vigorous washing.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:20 pm UTC
by Red Hal
Belial wrote:Man, everyone wants to talk about the sex joke, and not a word about my judging the living and the dead.
Well, we sort of knew you did that already.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:25 pm UTC
by Cane
pseudoidiot wrote:
Sir_Elderberry wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:I still get freaked out that he named his left hand Glory....

High five!
Ew no. At least, not without some vigorous washing.

But vigorous washing is what got us here in the first place!

You know, vigorous washing of the penis.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:29 pm UTC
by The Mighty Thesaurus
Subtle

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:34 pm UTC
by Chfan
SecondTalon wrote:
Belial wrote:Man, everyone wants to talk about the sex joke, and not a word about my judging the living and the dead.
Eh, you're no Minos, Hel, Hades, or JD.


Spoiler:
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Also, hi, Belial, and Weclome Back!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:42 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
Traditionally, when things are blue and underlined, you can click on them. I do that when I mention odd things so people know what the hell I'm talking about.

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:31 pm UTC
by TaintedDeity
I watched The Dead and it's only now that I realise the possibility for puns! Damn, I need to work on my punning.
Also, Hi Belial! I forgot how high your post count was!

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:32 pm UTC
by TheGrammarBolshevik
Wait, what the fuck?

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:46 pm UTC
by Whelan
Belial! I am late to the party but it's okay because I brought a kitten. Look at it, isn't it cuteness manifest in fur?