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Postby Moo » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:05 pm UTC

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Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:25 pm UTC

One of our cats, Dory, almost always looks that way. She's a very angry kitty. And we joke that she has roid rage, because we give her a steroid for a skin allergy.
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Postby Blinke » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:14 pm UTC

Haircut!
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby 22/7 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:40 pm UTC

What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby thecommabandit » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:24 pm UTC

Indeed! Beards FTW. Even neckbeards, like mine.
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Postby Blinke » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:33 pm UTC

22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?

Who? Me? I've never had a beard. :roll:

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Postby xndrew » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:18 pm UTC

Blinke wrote:
22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?

Who? Me? I've never had a beard. :roll:
Now's the perfect time to start!
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Postby Philander » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:32 pm UTC

22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?

Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger...
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Postby LL Cool J » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:40 pm UTC

Philander wrote:
22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?

Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger harder better faster stronger...

Fix'd so that maybe I'm not the only one who now has that song stuck in their head.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby nsmjohn » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:43 pm UTC

22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?

It looked at me funny, so it had to die. Actually, it has been a while since I have seen my face without a beard so I thought I would try it out for a few weeks. I will probably start growing it back after Thanksgiving. By Christmas I should have a goatee again, which is typically what I shoot for. The full beard is just me being lazy.

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Philander wrote:Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger harder better faster stronger...

Fix'd so that maybe I'm not the only one who now has that song stuck in their head.


I had it stuck in my head before you changed it.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Cheese » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:01 pm UTC

__jess wrote:
Philander wrote:
22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?
Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger harder better faster stronger...
Fix'd so that maybe I'm not the only one who now has that song stuck in their head.
...thanks. Now my brain can't decide between giving me harder, better, faster, stronger and I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! (which someone managed to remind me about a few weeks ago). I'm getting a garbled mess.
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Postby LL Cool J » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:09 pm UTC

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I get harder, better, faster, stronger! Ain't never gonna keep me down!
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:12 pm UTC

Philander wrote:
22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?

Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger...

No, it doesn't.

Shaving does nothing to the hair itself, it merely cuts the hair off so that instead of a long, tapering shaft that stops in a fine point you see what looks like a giant hair follicle. Given the relative sizes, hair growth from completely shaved to five or six days seems enormous.. and after that, it seems to slow down to nothing, but that's merely because it goes from 0 to 1, then doubles, then adds .5 to it's size, then .25. then .125, and so on.. each day it appears to grow less because its' no longer nearly doubling daily.. which is why people think that shaved hairs grow back faster. They merely appear to do so. But mostly, whenever you shave my mom gets scared says 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

There. Now that song's stuck in your heads, you bastards.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby nsmjohn » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:17 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:
__jess wrote:
Philander wrote:
22/7 wrote:What?? That's terrible! You shaved it all off! Why would you do that to your beard? What has it ever done to you, man?
Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger harder better faster stronger...
Fix'd so that maybe I'm not the only one who now has that song stuck in their head.
...thanks. Now my brain can't decide between giving me harder, better, faster, stronger and I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! (which someone managed to remind me about a few weeks ago). I'm getting a garbled mess.

Hahaha, you're screwed.

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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby LL Cool J » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:19 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Philander wrote:Shaving only makes a beard grow faster, better, stronger...

No, it doesn't.

Shaving does nothing to the hair itself, it merely cuts the hair off so that instead of a long, tapering shaft that stops in a fine point you see what looks like a giant hair follicle. Given the relative sizes, hair growth from completely shaved to five or six days seems enormous.. and after that, it seems to slow down to nothing, but that's merely because it goes from 0 to 1, then doubles, then adds .5 to it's size, then .25. then .125, and so on.. each day it appears to grow less because its' no longer nearly doubling daily.. which is why people think that shaved hairs grow back faster. They merely appear to do so. But mostly, whenever you shave my mom gets scared says 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

There. Now that song's stuck in your heads, you bastards.

That, sir, was masterful.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby kinigget » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

goddamnit I love this place!
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Postby RealGrouchy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:36 pm UTC

Moo wrote:My favourite unamused kitty. I feel the the fact that it's from icanhascheezburger is made up for by the fact that it is pure essence of my friend Melissa.
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Awesome. I printed it out on a sticker and will put it on my laptop.

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Postby LinuxPenguin » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

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Click image to enlarge. Posted as a link due to bigness. That's me after a fresh haircut (picture taken approximately 1 hour post haircut). I'm not smiling because i wasn't expecting the picture. My friend goes: "Hey!" and i look, and SNAP, pic taken. Yeah... she isn't allowed to play with my camera anymore. At least, not while im trying to enjoy a nice hot cuppa tea.
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Postby Ninjew » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

Tuxedo Time!

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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Mr. Beck » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:32 pm UTC

It looks a bit like you're humbly offering your phone to an alien spacecraft...

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Postby Goatboy » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:18 pm UTC

Sort of "I...I didn't know this was yours," and hoping not to be eviscerated. There's a certain awe in your eyes.

Me:
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Postby Cherry Kiss » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

Goatboy wrote:Sort of "I...I didn't know this was yours," and hoping not to be eviscerated. There's a certain awe in your eyes.

Me:
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I still can't seem to get a picture where my hair looks like it's been cut the way it actually has.

but you look NOTHING like a goat... *pouts* i feel mildly disappointed.
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Postby parkaboy » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

Toeofdoom wrote:Here's me again, but be warned, I have had a haircut.

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Unfortunately all the ones at a longer distance turned out blurry because I forgot how to work my camera properly or something.



you know, I'm a fan of long hair on guys, but you look GREAT with shorter locks. *nod of approval*

also: wow cheese, you look NOTHING like I pictured you. =]
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Postby Ati » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:28 pm UTC

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The wonders of Photoshop (or, rather, the GIMP). This is me, plus ~60 years. I think it came out rather well. Unfortunately, I've lost the original image, so I can't show you what I started with. Rest assured, it wasn't this.
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Postby Ninjew » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:08 pm UTC

Mr. Beck wrote:It looks a bit like you're humbly offering your phone to an alien spacecraft...


Now the big question is... What was an alien spacecraft doing in my bathroom anyway?

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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Goatboy » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:47 am UTC

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There, that's got the hair better. And the previous picture in the bg.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Armadillo Al » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:04 am UTC

And here is the completely-un-requested face of moi.

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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Mr. Beck » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

You look like you belong in The Matrix.

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Postby xndrew » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:18 pm UTC

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We are ducks!

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Postby Pirate.Bondage » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:20 pm UTC

That is so amazing!
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Cherry Kiss » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:42 pm UTC

Duckies FTW!!!
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Postby Noc » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:46 pm UTC

I'd be more impressed if those were actual ducks.

More like Make Way for Copper Statue . . . -lings.
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Postby PictureSarah » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:48 pm UTC

I know where those ducks are! I am on the subway that goes under them almost every day.
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Postby Azrael001 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:37 pm UTC

The real question is which duck are you?
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Postby Not A Raptor » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:59 am UTC

It's nice when all your ducks are in a row.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby BigBoss » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:50 am UTC

me, i need a haircut
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Xeio » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:35 am UTC

Mr. Beck wrote:You look like you belong in The Matrix.
I thought Men In Black myselft. "Look into the phone, and everything will be better..." :mrgreen:

It almost makes me think we need a spinoff topic of 'post a caption to this (possibly a-)fehs'.

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Postby xndrew » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:55 pm UTC

I am the duck in the front.
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Re: Postify your facerity

Postby Seda » Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:34 pm UTC

Here's my facerity, albeit a bit old and kinda blurry.


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