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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:10 pm UTC

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Postby SecondTalon » Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:49 am UTC

....

The hell kind of IT work you do, running cable in a coal mine or something?
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:05 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:....

The hell kind of IT work you do, running cable in a coal mine or something?

occasionally.

no this particular junk came from underneath my 77 toyota pickup.

combination of gear oil, motor oil, and road grit. shit gets everywhere.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Sheikh al-Majaneen » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:02 pm UTC

You should have been holding a knife in your other hand.

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Postby Quercus » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:31 pm UTC

I must admit to being vaguely jealous that you can pull off attractively messy hair - mine either has choirboy levels of forced neatness if I do something with it, or tramp-like levels of disreputableness if I don't.

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Postby Virtual_Aardvark » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:50 pm UTC

I got some professional photos done and I'm way too stoked not to share. Here's the SFW one!
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby poxic » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:01 pm UTC

Very nice. Very come-hither, which I assume was the intent.
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Postby Quercus » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:53 pm UTC

Virtual_Aardvark wrote:I got some professional photos done and I'm way too stoked not to share. Here's the SFW one!


That's a great photo, very nice composition and depth of field (also: mega hawt!).

Did you close your eyes for a while before the shot to get your pupils that wide, or was it just quite dark apart from the flash? I'm interested because I've never really thought about pupil size in portraiture before, but I probably should have done, given that it's such a major emotional cue.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:05 pm UTC

Virtual Aardvark, that photo is absolutely stunning! :)

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I was while i was working.... so thats prolly why none of my friends wanted to talk to me.

Quercus wrote:I must admit to being vaguely jealous that you can pull off attractively messy hair - mine either has choirboy levels of forced neatness if I do something with it, or tramp-like levels of disreputableness if I don't.

To tell the truth i hate having it like that, i always think i look like a hobo (which makes it hard to make trips to the parts store and back) but i know what you mean about the choirboy thing. fresh out of the shower, comb the hair down, annnnnd goody two shoes.
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Postby Virtual_Aardvark » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:28 pm UTC

Thank you! I'll try to post more under spoiler tags! (Nothing new. But still lady in sexy clothes looking alluring...)

I usually close my eyes for a bit in photo shoots. I get a much better picture if I pop them open right as the flash goes off so that I don't squint or blink. Also I usually wear glasses and spent most of the shoot unable to see a thing. I have heard that the effect is appealing to men or some shit.
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Postby Quercus » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:51 am UTC

Virtual_Aardvark wrote:I have heard that the effect is appealing to men or some shit.


Pupil dilation is an autonomic response to either "visual interest" or arousal (both sexual arousal and more general physiological arousal - fear, excitement etc.). Given this, it's not really surprising that it's seen as attractive in a "sexy" context.

One of my tutors* at university had entirely black irises, so her pupils looked maximally dilated all the time, the effect on a 19 year old male was, well, distracting.**

*Tutorials are a UK thing, where grad students etc. teach students in much smaller groups than a lecture.

**I feel compelled at this point to clarify that I don't mean anything massively inappropriate here. I was rather shy at university, and didn't normally make much eye contact, except in these tutorials, where there was more than a usual amount of eye contact. Still not great from a sexual objectification standpoint, but I was young and stupid back then. Now I realise that having most of the male members of your tutorials staring at you dreamily all day is creepy and probably got bloody annoying.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Giant Speck » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:34 pm UTC

I feel like I post in here way too much.

I got a much-needed, way past-due haircut this afternoon.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:15 pm UTC

i was at a marching band festival this weekend in Manhattan, KS, and it was probably the most fun i've had. ever.

also gaze in awe at our 15 year old uniforms B)
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:19 pm UTC

At last, I look as pretty as I feel.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Giant Speck » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:25 pm UTC

You look witty and bright, as well.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby poxic » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:05 am UTC

Needs more makeup. How else can we tell that your kids did you up?
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby 12obin » Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:52 am UTC

Ugh do I have to upload a thing somewhere else and then link it here? Forums are the worst.

Whatever. I'm twelveobin on instagram. You can see what I look like to the utmost limit of that application's terms of use, if you so wish. Go nuts.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Deva » Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:55 am UTC

Look below the text box (below Save Draft, Preview, and Submit). Select the "Upload attachment" tab.
Changes its form depending on the observer.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby 12obin » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:49 am UTC

Ohhh.
I'm sorry, fora. You're not archaic. You are neat.

Edit: I seem to be sideways! That's fine because that's okay.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Giant Speck » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:16 am UTC

No worries; they actually appear upright when you click on them. :)

Also, here's me in my new Reddit cycling gear at this year's Tour de Cure.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Sheikh al-Majaneen » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:31 am UTC

12obin wrote:Ohhh.
I'm sorry, fora. You're not archaic. You are neat.

Edit: I seem to be sideways! That's fine because that's okay.

I keep telling my kittens that that is not how gravity works, but they do not listen.

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Postby Aleril » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:53 am UTC

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I think it's been a couple of years since I last posted my picture on the fora. Here it is again.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby patzer » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:29 pm UTC

Ooh! Lemme have a go!

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Postby Sprocket » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:51 am UTC

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Postby Quercus » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:06 pm UTC

Thought it was about time I had my photo up here...

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:21 pm UTC

Here, have a terrible picture of me.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby poxic » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:28 pm UTC

I can imagine an alternate world in which the two of you form a comedy duo à la Key & Peele or similar.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby Wonderbolt » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:03 pm UTC

(What the heck, guess I'll just post this here, too. Not very queer-specific anyway.)

I have a picture of myself that I don't hate, even though the lighting is really awful and I totally should be banned from using a webcam! [Picture removed for privacy reasons] :mrgreen: Mostly liking it because it's probably the first picture of me where I'm actually smiling. Wish hair were longer, less androgynous and yadda yadda, but that's gonna take time - being able to take a (terrible-quality) picture is a good first step. ^_^
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:26 pm UTC

I'm moving away from the goth look that I've had since I was 14 to whatever the hell is happening in this photo, but I still can't bring myself to smile. Also, I really need to clean my downstairs bathroom mirror. Also also, turns out I need glasses.

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Postby Quercus » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:01 pm UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I'm moving away from the goth look that I've had since I was 14 to whatever the hell is happening in this photo, but I still can't bring myself to smile. Also, I really need to clean my downstairs bathroom mirror. Also also, turns out I need glasses.

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I like that you're so absorbed in your music that you don't take your earphones out for the photo - you remind me of me.

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Postby Felstaff » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:56 am UTC

You appear, finally, to have run the gamut of looking like my exes.
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Postby suffer-cait » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:47 pm UTC

I only know one of your exs..... But I missed the moment thesaurus resembled her.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby eSOANEM » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:43 pm UTC

I've been playing with my hair this week.

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I decided to try doing the twisty thing Cersei did for a lot of the last season of GoT (mostly because I'd never understood how it could possibly work. Turns out that, even without hairspray, it can stick for a while.

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Andúril bun.

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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby poxic » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:18 am UTC

Cool. Men look awesome in braids and twists.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby eSOANEM » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:30 am UTC

thanks, but I'm genderqueer not male.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby poxic » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:52 pm UTC

Er, my apologies. People look awesome in braids and twists.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby pseudoidiot » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:05 pm UTC

A friend recently said she wanted to french braid my beard. Tempted to let her do it sometime.
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Re: Post your boat race.

Postby doogly » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:08 pm UTC

Fun fact: that is foreplay.
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Postby pseudoidiot » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:09 pm UTC

Anything involving my beard is foreplay.
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