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How much are you REALLY worth?

Postby Zohar » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:19 pm UTC

I'm worth 5425$!

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Postby Jesse » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:23 pm UTC

4815. I feel demeaned.

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Postby wing » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:28 pm UTC

$5830

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Postby Ended » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:30 pm UTC

$4650. Rudeness.
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Postby chilibaka » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:30 pm UTC

Meh, my dead body is worth $4140.

But I could probably sell my feet for profit.

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Postby Mxermadman » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:32 pm UTC

I'm worth considerably more than that calculator says. I have a life insurance policy :wink:

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Postby TigerX » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:33 pm UTC

Woohoo! Bringing up the bargain bin!

My dead body is worth $3455.

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Postby TigerX » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:35 pm UTC

Mxermadman wrote:I'm worth considerably more than that calculator says. I have a life insurance policy :wink:


While your legal person might be worth something via your insurance, I doubt that raises the value of your dead flesh... ;-)

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Postby Peshmerga » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:35 pm UTC

$5050!
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Postby aisling » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:36 pm UTC

$4915...

What currency is that, though?

If it's american, it makes me worth *slightly* more than that, since I'm Canadian.

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Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:38 pm UTC

I'm worth $4950

Must get more rare disorders/become albino...
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Postby Ended » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:38 pm UTC

In related news, a gigantic albino bodybuilder with elephantiasis would fetch $10230. Bargain, imo.
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Postby Cosmonaut Smut Peddler » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:38 pm UTC

$4565, I feel cheap.

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Postby Belial » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:39 pm UTC

$4440

I feel...cheap.
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Postby Klye » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:40 pm UTC

$5100. Meh, not bad

aisling wrote:What currency is that, though?

If it's american, it makes me worth *slightly* more than that, since I'm Canadian.

I would think it's American.
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Postby Alpha Omicron » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:41 pm UTC

5115 USD (presumably)
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

$3540.

People worth more than me are saying they feel cheap. Disturbing.

I'd probably be worth more if I didn't smoke. But I hear it makes me look cool.
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Postby Jesse » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

I don't feel so bad now, I beat Jordan.

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:54 pm UTC

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EDIT: $4355. Way to go, HTML.

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Postby Alpha Omicron » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:Way to go, HTML.


That's pretty funny. Don't you love the webotubes?
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:05 pm UTC

$5050
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:06 pm UTC

$5315. [/end]

Why would anyone make this? Seriously.
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Postby Alpha Omicron » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:09 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:Why would anyone make this? Seriously.

I think it's more worthwhile than most webotube quizes.
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Postby Nuclear Spoon » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:10 pm UTC

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5115!

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Postby Lani » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:18 pm UTC

$4240. Hmph. My mom says I'm more precious than gold, so I'm going to ignore that piddly sum.
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Postby Marbas » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:20 pm UTC

$5850.

I'm not very expensive.
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Postby Belial » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:22 pm UTC

So these bodies....where does one *buy* them?
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Postby Girl™ » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

$4490. I was somewhat offended by this number until I realized that it doesn't take into account black-market organ prices. Pussies.
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Postby Vandole » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:27 pm UTC

$4715. Woo.

And I like how the people on the high end (Like Marbas) are claiming they're not very expensive. Oh and people > $4000 saying they feel cheap. By like I mean "find slightly annoying".
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Postby arbivark » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:28 pm UTC

You're worth more alive. Want to sell a kidney? Some eggs?
We can talk.
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Postby athelas » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:32 pm UTC

$5550. A piddling sum compared to black market organ values.

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Postby kcr » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:34 pm UTC

$5015.
not bad.

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Postby EradicateIV » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:36 pm UTC

$5365...

I wonder what really makes you worth more?
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Postby thefiddler » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:45 pm UTC

$5265

Oh, wow. I'm worth more than I thought. O.O

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Postby une see » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:49 pm UTC

$5250

Huh. Kind of disappointing.
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Postby wing » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:52 pm UTC

Marbas wrote:$5850.

I'm not very expensive.
Actually, you and I are the top two on this forum. We're gonna be RICH!

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Postby vrek » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm UTC

I win the low ball competition. I got $ 3265. I am not even worth anything dead...

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Postby Nomic » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:04 pm UTC

5700$! Wow, I didn't know I was worth that much. Now to sell my body, not like I really use it anyways!

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:06 pm UTC

I don't understand the criteria. If you worked in an environment where you were constantly exposed to hazardous and toxic chemicals, wouldn't your body be worth MORE, all filled with expensive compounds and such?

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Postby arbivark » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:06 pm UTC

Belial wrote:So these bodies....where does one *buy* them?

and where does one sell them?


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