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Re: Haiku.

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:46 am UTC

Actually no,
I found this on one's facebook
so, don't jump on me

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Ramses IV » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:48 am UTC

It is still not yours
Use some creativity!
I mean, honestly.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:59 am UTC

*Sigh*, so shame on me,
Plagiarizing: not condoned
For sake of humor...

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Mo0man » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:23 am UTC

Plagiarism? NO!
Never Allowed. Exceptions?
Maybe for Irony
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Re: Haiku.

Postby benjhuey » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:35 am UTC

I like irony.
Often, it can be funny,
Except when it's not.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:05 am UTC

Have I really found
The greatest poem-thread ever?
A thousand times, Yes.

Captain Planet wins
with Earth, Fire1, Wind, Water, Heart.
The Power is yours.


It is time for change.
Mr. T for president.
He pities the fool.

He will bring world peace.
Quit your jibba-jabba, fools.
Stop fightin' for oil.

A vote for McCain
is a vote for the fools. Stop,
lest you be pitied.

Mr. T's platform
is focused on the issues:
Fool education.

On November 4th,
step up to the voting booth
and make the right choice.

This message has been
approved by the Mr. T
Campaign Committee


1:"Fire" is actually one syllable; I had previously thought it was two. Apparently, I have much to learn about Englishes.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby felltir » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:35 am UTC

what the hell people
i think this is a copy thread
where are my haikus?
Spoiler:
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Re: Haiku.

Postby guitmusic11 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:39 am UTC

I'm really hungry
maybe i should go get food
i want cold pizza

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:07 am UTC

Piano and Snares,
Mike Foyle, Junkie XL,
The essence of soul...

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Re: Haiku.

Postby TaintedDeity » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:58 pm UTC

guitmusic11 wrote:I'm really hungry
maybe i should go get food
i want cold pizza


A coincidence?
I have pizza in my house
and I am hungry
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:01 pm UTC

Cussing in haiku
Can be freeing and way fun.
Shit piss ass damn fuck.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby MotorToad » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:15 pm UTC

Dark Ragnarok wrote:Haiku's are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Plagiarism: damned.
Originality: none!
Apostrophe: WORST!
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:26 pm UTC

Kick dudes into space
My right arm is the God Hand!
Spankings FTW.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:16 pm UTC

BomanTheBear wrote:Spankings FTW.

That was yesterday.
Today's is slightly shorter.
It is USB.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:21 pm UTC

For your reference
Is it, by chance, from 4chan?
For I'm a /b/tard.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:25 pm UTC

BomanTheBear wrote:For your reference
Is it, by chance, from 4chan?
For I'm a /b/tard.

No, sorry, it's not.
I think it's pretty obscure.
Hint: Pee-wee's Playhouse.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:27 pm UTC

Ah, British humor.
I was raised on Freakazoid.
I know not Pee Wee.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby pkuky » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:21 pm UTC

I do not either.
in the forum games, this thread
does not help post count.
It rains on the enemy too!

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

About forum games;
Some of them are pretty hard.
Those should help post count.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Mo0man » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:09 pm UTC

I really like Bears
Not saying BomanTheBear
Just generally

I mean no offense.
don't hate you or anything
I just don't know you
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

Capital B Bears?
Meaning that they are different
from lower-case bears?

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Mo0man » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:28 pm UTC

Bears better than bears
fifty percent more awesome
for extra value
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:31 pm UTC

Uppercase bears are
vastly superior to
the Lowercase bears
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Re: Haiku.

Postby pkuky » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:18 pm UTC

I will have to side
with all the lowercase bears.
they are more cuddly.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby The Reaper » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:36 pm UTC

School is odd
My tests are bad
What time is it anyway

Biscuits.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:39 pm UTC

The cuddles can not
stand against the power to
summon birthday cake.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:23 pm UTC

BomanTheBear wrote:Ah, British humor.
I was raised on Freakazoid.
I know not Pee Wee.

It was this website
To which I was referring.
It is based on this.

((I'm not British either, actually :) ))
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:05 am UTC

The Reaper wrote:School is odd
My tests are bad
What time is it anyway

Biscuits.


So which part was weird...
My bad habits; passing out?
twas 3:36...

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Re: Haiku.

Postby The Reaper » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:48 am UTC

Dark Ragnarok wrote:
The Reaper wrote:School is odd
My tests are bad
What time is it anyway

Biscuits.


So which part was weird...
My bad habits; passing out?
twas 3:36...

My poor algebraic ability
coupled with sleep
causes me to fail chemistry.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby MotorToad » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:20 pm UTC

Five, seven, and five
Seems so easy to follow.
Perhaps it is not.

Pool party today!
Beer, wine, food, and summer heat.
Mmmm... The bikinis.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby pkuky » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

I'm very worried:
talk-like-a-pirate day
is getting closer.

however, I think
how will I talk piraty?
I do that now too.
It rains on the enemy too!

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Re: Haiku.

Postby benjhuey » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:50 pm UTC

What is up with this?
Writing these haikus calm me.
They are like a drug.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby MotorToad » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:56 pm UTC

Pool party rocking.
Keg beer! Jell-O shots! Pizza!
Stupid fucking rain.
What did you bring the book I didn't want read out of up for?
"MAN YOUR WAY TO ANAL!" (An actual quote from another forum. Only four small errors from making sense.)

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Re: Haiku.

Postby Mo0man » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:06 pm UTC

They give me Headaches
Yet I haiku anyway
so very stupid
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Re: Haiku.

Postby The Hyphenator » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:08 am UTC

pkuky wrote:I'm very worried:
talk-like-a-pirate day
is getting closer.

however, I think
how will I talk piraty?
I do that now too.

Last year I used this
To help talk like a pirate
(That's not a rick-roll)
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Re: Haiku.

Postby benjhuey » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:12 pm UTC

I need some haiku,
but postings have almost stopped
in the haiku thread.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:23 pm UTC

If you want haikus,
There are some interesting
Ones about toast here
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Re: Haiku.

Postby benjhuey » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:05 am UTC

Thank you, Brouhaha
For such a wonderful gift
Of haikus of toast
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Re: Haiku.

Postby I Am Raven » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:12 pm UTC

benjhuey wrote:I need some haiku,
but postings have almost stopped
in the haiku thread.


I will help you out
Only by typing these words
How very simple:

She lives near the waves
She has a pink bycicle
And she is pretty

There, will that suffice?
'Coz I am out of ideas...
No really, I am.
Ptolom wrote:penis

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Re: Haiku.

Postby benjhuey » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:29 am UTC

Rubbing alcohol.
You can be used to both clean
and set things aflame.

Two ways to remove
a spot so very stubborn,
I must admire you.

When rubbing it fails,
there is always the option
to burn the damn thing.
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