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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Spherical Cow » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:16 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:What if I fix big machines all day, grow a big manly beard, and have sex with lots of women? Surely, those are manly enough activities to cover up for it?

It's physically impossible for vegetarians to do any of those things, so no luck.

Tiny, tiny text is also unmanly.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:20 pm UTC

Popeye?
He's a veggie...
You know he's strong.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby MFHodge » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:25 pm UTC

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:Popeye?
He's a veggie...
You know he's strong.

[citation needed]

Just because he does eat veggies doesn't mean he eats no meat. I really doubt Popeye was created as a vegetarian.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Cheese » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:
El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:Popeye?
He's a veggie...
You know he's strong.

[citation needed]

Just because he does eat veggies doesn't mean he eats no meat. I really doubt Popeye was created as a vegetarian.
He eats at someone's burger place in some video I loved as a (young) kid*, I'm sure of it (although I think the tape's long gone).

*I still like Popeye, but don't expect I'd enjoy this particular series. I think it was one of the ones with helpful lessons for children to learn clearly displayed throughout the episode, with someone spouting crap about it at the end.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:33 pm UTC

Prove it?
(According to the laws of the internets because I said prove it first I don't need to prove it)
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:Prove it?
(According to the laws of the internets because I said prove it first I don't need to prove it)


... not that I'm familiar with that law, but Hodge already [citation needed] you. By your own law, the burden of proof lies with you.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Spherical Cow » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:46 pm UTC

I has evidence of Popeye's meat eating!

Here.

The sentence fragment at the top of the page - "decides to dress up as Popeye to be on the receiving end of Olive's burgers."

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

Lol I wondered what the blue text meant, wow I really am slipping

Heres your citation

Popeye served as a hero to many. With his stylish sense of humor and his positive outlook on life, he was a role model to young children. His ability and willingness to eat spinach made parents eager to let their children watch him on television. Children could look to Popeye as a role model. He had a lot of muscles, a girlfriend, and could generally be perceived as a "cool" guy. Parents hoped that he would influence their children in a positive way, even if it only meant that they would eat their spinach due to his example. Popeye had several traits which could be described as manly - his muscles and his physique. Though Popeye seemed to be bald at a young age, he always had Olive Oyl drooling all over him.


http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/art ... Popeye.htm
Second paragraph under the bold text labeled Popeye Status
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Spherical Cow » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:57 pm UTC

Yes, but I've already established that he was not a vegetarian. So his manliness is unsurprising.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:59 pm UTC

Doesn't say Popeye eats a burger.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Berengal » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:10 pm UTC

Ugh! *Feels manly*

I thought this belonged here.

It's not unmanly to not eat meat if you do it for manly reasons, and never longer than two months. Manly reasons include proving your willpower and dedication to a task to other people (proving it to oneself is a symptom of self-doubt, which is unmanly), winning a bet or surviving along in the wilderness where there's no meat afoot (like a desert (without meaty creatures. Bugs count) or the moon).
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Lycur » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:23 pm UTC

Does this imply that Einstein wasn't manly? I'm deeply disturbed by this revelation.

Can we narrow this down a bit perhaps? Is there some specific form of meat it's manly to eat? The obvious answer, I think, is bacon. Does this imply that Jews are unmanly? Surely not, manliness has never had a race or creed requirement tacked on to it before. We need a better defined standard!

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Spherical Cow » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:28 pm UTC

Lycur wrote:Can we narrow this down a bit perhaps? Is there some specific form of meat it's manly to eat?

Manliness gives no quater. It's all or nothing.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:33 pm UTC

Live or die

Sink or swim.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:56 pm UTC

Real men eat red meat.
I follow the typical Italian diet: Meat, cheese, tomatoes, pasta, and polenta (the five food groups =D).
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby null » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:00 am UTC

The last place i expect to see a 'real men' discussion is here.

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:07 am UTC

null wrote:The last place i expect to see a 'real men' discussion is here.

Hey, we're so manly that we don't even need to be able to throw a football more than ten feet.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:08 am UTC

Is that why you joined?

:lol:
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby wing » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:26 am UTC

null wrote:The last place i expect to see a 'real men' discussion is here.

Go read the earlier stages of this thread. The true men of the Fora manned it up all over the first wad of pages. It's only recently that these girlymen have started appearing.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:30 am UTC

I doesn't get manlier than this.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:31 am UTC

wing wrote:
null wrote:The last place i expect to see a 'real men' discussion is here.

Go read the earlier stages of this thread. The true men of the Fora manned it up all over the first wad of pages. It's only recently that these girlymen have started appearing.

We are so secure in our manliness we neither feel the need to compare ourselves to those who came before nor to feel fazed by your un-manly attacks on our collective manliness

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Aleril » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:44 am UTC

Yea, we need more killing large animals with our hands.

Like the cloverfield monster.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:49 am UTC

Cloverfield monster > Bare hands
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby goedjn4 » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:09 am UTC

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dubsola wrote:not too sure about Scandanavians, can't think of any colonial oppression there


You're clearly not trying hard enough. My people (Anglo-Saxons) were pillaged, raped and enslaved by Scandinavians for hundreds of years.


And each other, don't forget that.

Personally I'm not going to worry much over who did what to whom
in generations past. I DO have plans for anyone who shows an
inclination to repeat (or reverse) the process, though. Plans involving
a great deal of kinetic energy, which is what makes this relevant to
a man thread. Kinetic energy, and fire...

(side note: Worrying about what's manly, isn't.)

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Numquam » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:28 am UTC

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Lycur wrote:Can we narrow this down a bit perhaps? Is there some specific form of meat it's manly to eat?

Manliness gives no quater. It's all or nothing.


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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:36 am UTC

Lycur wrote:Can we narrow this down a bit perhaps? Is there some specific form of meat it's manly to eat?

Yes, that would be raw meat.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:39 am UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I doesn't get manlier than this.

Sand? Bah!
Real men use nails.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:54 am UTC

Fat Tony wrote:
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I doesn't get manlier than this.

Sand? Bah!
Real men use nails.

Yeah, but funny men use glue
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:58 am UTC

Z.A.K wrote:
Fat Tony wrote:
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I doesn't get manlier than this.

Sand? Bah!
Real men use nails.

Yeah, but funny men use glue

Eh, I was thinking of something more along the lines of a nine-inch nail, but that works =D
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Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:14 am UTC

Nine Inch Nails? I thought you said musical reference.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Zak » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:15 am UTC

Yea-Ooh, musical as in music not musical as in plays...
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Fat Tony » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:19 am UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Nine Inch Nails? I thought you said musical reference.

I was thinking about putting "musical" in quotes =D
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby 4=5 » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:55 am UTC

it's just really annoying that I can't think what I want to, my brain keeps going "girls girls girls" all the time

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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby tylerwylie » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:39 am UTC

I'm not reading all 136 pages, but has anyone ever sat on their cock/nuts the wrong way and it just ruins your entire day? Kind of makes me want to give up boxers just to give my boys some support, can't keep them flopping around.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby bigglesworth » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:19 am UTC

A good pair of boxers will do that. But yeah, that sucks.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby wst » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:23 pm UTC

Bike shorts! They give it a bit of lift as well D:

But ballcrushing is why I don't wear boxers, just some big-ish y-fronts. Which don't actually chafe much.

But bike shorts are good :D
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Postby Number3Pencils » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:55 pm UTC

Shoot, I gave up underwear months ago. Never looked back.
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby bigglesworth » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:59 pm UTC

Going commando: now that is manly. I salute you. (With my hand, don't worry)
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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:24 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:What if I fix big machines all day, grow a big manly beard, and consistently have sex with one woman and please her in ways she didn't know existed? Surely, those are manly enough activities to cover up for it?


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Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

Postby Delalyra » Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:
xndrew wrote:What if I fix big machines all day, grow a big manly beard, and consistently have sex with one woman and please her in ways she didn't know existed? Surely, those are manly enough activities to cover up for it?


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