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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby justaman » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:02 am UTC

On the subject of mustaches: Has anyone else entered in Movember (grow a mustache and get sponsorship to support prostate cancer research etc) in previous years?

My attempt a couple of years ago:
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Unfortunately my lady didn't like it much so it had to come off (and just to invoke Godwin: yes I did do the Hitler when shaving it off)
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Philwelch » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:27 am UTC

You should have combined that with some mad muttonchops and gone for the Civil War look.
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby justaman » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:20 am UTC

Yeah, I started out like that, but the rules turned out to be:

Must not join with sideboards - it's just wrong.

and

Must not join under the chin: that's a beard.



Facial hair is lots of fun but kind of weird when wet, you seem to be mopping water out of it for ages.
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Rippy » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:28 am UTC

We need a contest for the most elaborate facial hair. Grow out some facial hair, carve it into something awesome, then take a picture! Simple! Even better, you can shave it off immediately afterwards to avoid humiliation in public later.

I'm wondering if it's feasible to make a smiley face on your cheek. Unfortunately, I lack the facial hair to try it (just give me another year!)

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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Fat Tony » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:49 am UTC

Avoid humiliation? Bah! You should be proud of your creation!
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby JayDee » Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:34 am UTC

I was wondering about the shape. Being 'cause of the rules for Movember makes sense.
justaman wrote:Facial hair is lots of fun but kind of weird when wet, you seem to be mopping water out of it for ages.
So true. That's about the point when I realise I have a beard again, when I notice the amount of water on my chin after a shower. Takes a day or two before I remember to dry there properly again.
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby dragon » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:35 pm UTC

Greetings, man-thread.

I saw this and thought of you.
Context? What context?
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby dracharys » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:36 pm UTC

Woman thread has a better title than us, therefore I suggest G.R.O.S.S. as it is in keeping with their theme but better.
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby benjhuey » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:56 pm UTC

You have something against bullocks??!?!!?!?1
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby dracharys » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:16 pm UTC

I don't have any strong feelings for or against bullocks. :P

As for bollocks: http://xkcd.com/194/
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby zingmaster » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:37 am UTC

dragon wrote:Greetings, man-thread.

I saw this and thought of you.

Funny, cuz my girlfriend and I were just having a conversation about that the other day.
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby saxmaniac1987 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:05 pm UTC

Yeah manliness!

So yesterday for the first time, I really clicked with a barber. He did an awesome job on my hair, provided intelligent conversation, was very personable, and actually seemed to take an interest in what I was talking about. I now know where I am going for my future haircuts.

So, Man Thread, who else has had an awesome barbershop experience?
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Philwelch » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:36 pm UTC

I don't get haircuts anymore. I am certain that, like Samson, I will lose my power if my hair is ever cut.
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Hoshi no Kabii » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:05 pm UTC

Same here. The only time I get my hair cut is when forced by The Man my private school. I'm not a very confident person overall, but I attribute my hair to whatever confidence I have. It makes me feel at ease. Without it I feel naked and self-conscious, to such extremes where my grades drop in school.

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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby grythyttan » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:29 pm UTC

justaman wrote: picture


i just have to say that i immediately thought about captain price when I saw that... you should get a hat.

The real reason I'm posting is: Bacon Ice cream! It has been written about earlier, but I don't think anyone posted a recipe. I found it on the forum for http://www.threepanelsoul.com/

jes from threepanelsoul wrote:Here's the recipe!

1000g milk
1000g cream
750g egg yolks
625g sugar
6 strips of cooked bacon

Method of procedure:
-Thoroughly cook bacon, keep warm.
-Bring milk and cream to a boil.
-Add bacon to the hot dairy.
-Cover and infuse for 4 hours.
-Strain out bacon.
-Bring baconed dairy back to a boil.
-Whisk yolk and sugar together.
-Temper hot dairy into yolks mixture.
-Pour back into the dairy.
-Cook over low heat, stirring with a wooden spoon till it reaches
nappe (coats the spoon).
-Cool over an ice bath.
-Spin in an ice cream machine.


i haven't tried this myself, but I intend to do so as soon as possible.

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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Rippy » Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:26 am UTC

Keep a vomit bucket handy.

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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Alomax » Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:57 am UTC

Ah manly thread. How I have missed you. I'm almost emotional about the fact that you are still alive. Almost. But men do not have emotions, so I must instead salute.

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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby Sparv » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:56 am UTC

Philwelch wrote:I don't get haircuts anymore. I am certain that, like Samson, I will lose my power if my hair is ever cut.


I stopped cuting my hair when I began to lose them... Three years ago, when I was 19. I wanted to have long hair at least once before mourning them. I think I'll cut them in three or four months :( .
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby justaman » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:05 pm UTC

grythyttan wrote:
jes from threepanelsoul wrote:Here's the recipe!

6 strips of cooked bacon

Method of procedure:
-Thoroughly cook bacon, keep warm.
-Eat bacon


i haven't tried this myself, but I intend to do so as soon as possible.


There, fixed that for you!

And... you're missing out!!!!!!
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Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Postby michaelandjimi » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:48 am UTC

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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Awia » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:25 pm UTC

The Man thread keeps dropping to the second page, do we have nothing Manly to talk about?!

Grr, Sports, Bacon, Facial Hair and other Manly Things! Rawr!

Edit: This was my 100th post...Manly! Because that makes sense
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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:48 pm UTC

I would like to know how many times the book "Alphabet of Manliness" has been mentioned. Because that book is my Christ.

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Postby Awia » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:56 pm UTC

A grand total of twice, three times with yours, but I don't think that counts.
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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:06 pm UTC

That book is AWESOME. I'm assuming you've read it. A lumberjack is pictured piledriving a shark in there, and it just goes up from that point.

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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Awia » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:51 am UTC

I've not read it, but I hear it's so manly, that even it's sentences don't have periods.
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Postby Alomax » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:07 am UTC

Heh, reading the Alphabet of Manliness site was funny. Funny thing is, every time I read something that is supremely over exaggerated, I'm reminded of this: http://brawndo.com/ :p Which is freaking hilarious.
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Postby Mr Pete » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:35 am UTC

18 at last!

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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby wing » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:52 am UTC

Forgive me, oh hairy father, for I have sinned. It has been seventeen years since I have cried. The last time was at the hands of my father when he righteously beat me senseless for refusing to engage in manly sport. Today, however, I have cried. I have cried not because of the death of a sporting legend, but because of a girl. Because I have emotion. I am ready to cleanse myself of this defect, and to repent to our lord bacon, father - just tell me how.
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Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:59 am UTC

wing wrote:Forgive me, oh hairy father, for I have sinned. It has been seventeen years since I have cried. The last time was at the hands of my father when he righteously beat me senseless for refusing to engage in manly sport. Today, however, I have cried. I have cried not because of the death of a sporting legend, but because of a girl. Because I have emotion. I am ready to cleanse myself of this defect, and to repent to our lord bacon, father - just tell me how.

EAT. BACON. BACON COATED BACON. LIQUEFY SOME BACON, AND DRINK IT, AND SPREAD IT ON ALL OTHER FOOD PRODUCTS, BACON OR NON-BACON.
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Postby wing » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:54 pm UTC

sleepygamer wrote:EAT. BACON. BACON COATED BACON. LIQUEFY SOME BACON, AND DRINK IT, AND SPREAD IT ON ALL OTHER FOOD PRODUCTS, BACON OR NON-BACON.

How is this different from usual?
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Postby Awia » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:39 pm UTC

It is done in the name of the LORD BACON, and is therefore holy.
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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby bigglesworth » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:22 pm UTC

It's a suggested oblation.
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Postby Jessica » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

<3 new thread title.
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Jessica wrote:<3 new thread title.


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Postby Jessica » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:29 pm UTC

Quite good.
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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:12 pm UTC

Wait, what was the title before?

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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Awia » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:15 pm UTC

I hear enuching, you can't come in. I think, there might have been another one in between, or even a few.
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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby Aluminus » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:21 pm UTC

Man Thread Titles: Through The Ages

  • Man Thread: Might As Well Be Called Lady Thread II
  • Man Thread: Setting Things on Fire Since 1.8 Million BCE
  • Man Thread: urgghhh Graaag!
  • Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function
  • Man Thread: I hear eunuching, but you can't come in
  • Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!
  • Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/
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Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

Postby bigglesworth » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:23 pm UTC

I still want it to be the tomb of manley power.
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Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:26 pm UTC

I think it should Man Thread: Roll out with your pole out.


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