No Confidence: He'll think you're emotionally vulnerable, and thus easy prey.
No Money: He'll offer to pay, and think he's entitled to something in return.
No College Plans: It's okay: you're supposed to get married and pump out babies, right? You don't need a college education for that.
Boring: They'll stop paying any attention to you the instant it becomes clear they aren't getting in your pants.
Obscure Interests: See above.
Quiet: Feel free to continue being afraid to speak your mind. No one likes an opinionated bitch, after all.
Rejects a Member of the Opposite Sex: You're a frigid bitch. Seriously, you need to loosen the hell up and get laid once in a while.
Expects Sex as Part of a Relationship: You're deceitful and manipulative if it turns out you aren't in the mood at any given moment.
Not in the Mood For Sex: You're a burden they just have to put up with until you are.
Bad in Bed: They don't need to respect you, just hold you down and do their thing. You aren't expected to enjoy it, after all.
Raped and Needs Help: It was your own fault. And besides, now you're Damaged Goods, no one wants to touch you.
Want to End Your Current Marriage: You're just a gold-digger.
Shitty, Low End Job with No Career Prospects: It's okay, you shouldn't be expected to have a life independent of the man who'll inevitably end up supporting you.
Own Guns: What are you, some kind of butch? I suppose you wear flannel too?
Don't Want An Expensive Wedding: Way to disappoint your family, who've been looking forwards to you extravagant wedding since forever.
Don't Play Sports or Go To The Gym: You're weak and delicate, there's no reason to take you seriously.
Your Country has Male-Only Conscription: You don't contribute nearly as much as men, so should have less of a say.
You Think the World is Based Against Your Gender and Seek Equality: OH MY GOD when will you harpies stop bitching about EVERYTHING. You're just looking for shit to complain about at this point, lighten the fuck up.
You Aren't Physically Capable of Work: Good luck getting by on your own.
You Aren't Attractive: You may as well not exist.
Had Sex with an Underaged Member of the Opposite Sex: You're pathetic.
Try and Assert Yourself: It must just be that kind of the month, there's no reason for anyone to take you seriously.
Hit Your Spouse During an Argument: Careful, if you push it he'll hit back, and THEN you'll be in trouble.
Expect Gifts During Valentine's Day and Other Holidays: Feel like he's going to start resenting you.
Want to Feel As Much Pleasure as Possible During Sex: You're needy and high-maintenance.
You Can't Cook and Don't Want to do Housework: You're lazy and useless.
You are into hobbies like video games, anime, and other stuff most people consider 'weird:' [This is a sufficiently large and complex can of worms that I'm having difficulty reducing it to something sufficiently pithy.]
You Want to Wait 'Till Marriage for Sex: You're uptight and holier-than-thou, and need a good fucking to straighten you out.
You are Homosexual or Bi: You're promiscuous and all about performing for the entertainment of menfolk.
Want a Wide Variety of Clothing and Fashion: You're a typical, shallow girl who doesn't care about anything actually important.
Enjoy Masturbation: Hawt. Can I watch?
Looking for a casual sex: Have fun trying to find a partner who's not a creep, and understands the concept of you looking for sex but not necessarily looking for sex WITH THEM.
Dump your Current Partner: You're an ungrateful hypocrite who constantly talks about wanting a 'nice guy' but can't give a shit about ones they actually find.
Crying and Being Emotional: You're expected to be over-emotional, so there's no reason to take it seriously.
Have a particular sexual fetish: Yeah, you're "freaky," that's hot. But your partner just wants to fuck you, so be careful about what you ask him to be involved in: best case is that he considers it a bunch of red tape, but is willing to grudgingly tolerate it so long as he still gets to put it in eventually.
Homeless: welcome to the dangerous, terrifying world of prostitution. Hope you don't get murdered! Hope he's not a cop! Hope any number of the other terrible things that can happen to people in this position don't happen to you!
No Job: See above.
End up in a Disaster where Only A Few Can be Saved: Is "women and children" even a thing anymore?
Sexually Harassed at Work: Just put up with it, guys'll just be guys, and you can't change that. And you don't want to be that nuisance who's constantly trying to leverage The Rules for her own personal gain, do you?
Have a one night stand while drunk: You're a slut, and unworthy of respect. Take all of the showers, hope all the leering stops after a few days.
Give a member of the opposite sex suggestive looks: You're flirting with him! You must want him to have sex with you. If you don't, you were just leading him on.
Need a ride home from the club: Hope you can find someone who isn't a creep and won't expect sexual favors in return.