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hipbones are delightful. possibly my favourite part of people aesthetically. with hands and collarbones both in very close running behind.
wrists are pretty excellent too.
wrists are pretty excellent too.
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Is it a Favorite Body Part Game?
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Torso! I like the Torso in Art.
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That is a select kind of Art and it gets weird.
Like the real thing, Art of the Torso starts as God intended it.
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excuse me.
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I did anyway.
I am so Bored, I am bothering The Boys.
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The human wrist.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
You might want to put a trigger warning around that, Moose Anus.
And seriously, it's not that hard

edit: now it looks like I'm talking into the void.
And seriously, it's not that hard

edit: now it looks like I'm talking into the void.
You rang?
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Thanks, MJ!
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Zarq wrote:You might want to put a trigger warning around that, Moose Anus.
And seriously, it's not that hard
What a beautiful photograph of a beautiful body part.
Look at those sweet little veins.
That is a photo of a Real BlueBlood.
Once upon a time, BlueBlood was a compliment.
Is that your real body? Or; A borrowed body?
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Huh, I just noticed that my hipbones are visible. It looks weird.
LE4dGOLEM: What's a Doug?
Noc: A larval Doogly. They grow the tail and stinger upon reaching adulthood.
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
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Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Image_of_a_wrist_with_blue_veins_visible.JPG
Context? What context?
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Izawwlgood wrote:It's like an eyebrow/lash for your ass.
OR MAYBE YOUR EYELASHES ARE BUTTHAIRS FOR YOUR EYES
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ech. Have you ever heard those words?
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The urban dictionary has heard of it.
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What??
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
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doogly wrote:Huh, I just noticed that my hipbones are visible. It looks weird.
I know what you mean by this, but my initial reaction was still, "I really hope they're not."
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
I can't grow a beard/mustache. All get is a nastier and nastier duvet of sparse hair, even after weeks (I tried one summer that I spent alone).
Do you think there's hope for me one day? I mean, I'm way past puberty but can facial hair "trigger" later in life? Or can technology grant me a beard?
I really want one -- just be able to try one.
Do you think there's hope for me one day? I mean, I'm way past puberty but can facial hair "trigger" later in life? Or can technology grant me a beard?
I really want one -- just be able to try one.
Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Belial mysteriously developed the ability to grow a full goatee at age 27, and that's with probably-asian ancestry.
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A friend of mine believes he has some Mongolian ancestors, and he too only generates half tufts at random points on his face.
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While my brother never had many problems that I saw, full-bearding at 22 or so, mine was passable but didn't really get "good" until 25-27. And even at 34, there are parts that are filling in more than they used to.
That said, the 25-34 fill-in is nowhere near what the 18-25 spurt was like.
As far as my ancestry goes... beats the hell out of me. Generic European, mostly British Isles, mostly England is what I've been told, but who knows how accurate that was.
That said, the 25-34 fill-in is nowhere near what the 18-25 spurt was like.
As far as my ancestry goes... beats the hell out of me. Generic European, mostly British Isles, mostly England is what I've been told, but who knows how accurate that was.
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I also have a Mongolian ancestor! It is exciting. But oddly enough my head-hair come from the maternal side, while my beard/body/other-hair are all paternally determined. This allows me to fully maximize total hair having.
And even so, much better when I regrew beard at 28 than when I first tried at 20.
And even so, much better when I regrew beard at 28 than when I first tried at 20.
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Noc: A larval Doogly. They grow the tail and stinger upon reaching adulthood.
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
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I dad is chinese with hypothetical mongolian, and he has a lot of face hair.
Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
I have a question for you guys - how do you deal with back hair? (I'm pretty werewolf like - I gave up shaving as a lost cause because I always had stubble rather than shadow at the end of the day).
I tried getting it waxed but ended up with a back full of nasty, red, itchy, painful lumps that faded in about a week, just as the hair was starting to come back. I'm single, so assisted shaving isn't really an option either.
Also, a question for any women who happen to be passing (or men, if you know) - do I need to deal with back hair? Is it really as much of a turn-off as it is reputed to be?
I tried getting it waxed but ended up with a back full of nasty, red, itchy, painful lumps that faded in about a week, just as the hair was starting to come back. I'm single, so assisted shaving isn't really an option either.
Also, a question for any women who happen to be passing (or men, if you know) - do I need to deal with back hair? Is it really as much of a turn-off as it is reputed to be?
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I've never bothered doing anything with mine. I'm happy to just let it alone.
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My back hair is mighty and luxurious. It has never been anything but a delight to me.
My father has my mother shave the back of his neck. She is far more bothered by his insecurities than his neck hair, but chooses her battles very carefully at this point in life.
My father has my mother shave the back of his neck. She is far more bothered by his insecurities than his neck hair, but chooses her battles very carefully at this point in life.
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Noc: A larval Doogly. They grow the tail and stinger upon reaching adulthood.
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
Noc: A larval Doogly. They grow the tail and stinger upon reaching adulthood.
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
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For me, smooth torso skin is a turn on, but hairy torso skin is not a turn off.
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I have grown concerned with my developing cloak of fur, and my wife likes to point it out, but with the difficulties in dealng with it myself, I told her that hedgetrimming would require her help. To date, it has not become THAT important.
Every solution I've found is essentially "Razor on a stick! Only $199.99!"
Every solution I've found is essentially "Razor on a stick! Only $199.99!"
Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
There are natural back-hair removal remedies for those that live alone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermestidae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermestidae
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Never really thought about it. My gf waxed it once, wanting to inflict pain on me, but it didn't hurt.
I certainly wouldn't want to tackle it by myself.
I certainly wouldn't want to tackle it by myself.
Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
i am in bluebambue's boat of 'smooth skin is nice but body hair is not a turn-off'.
also with waxing in general it is probably going to be really red-bumpy-terrible for the first couple times you do it? but once your skin gets used to it, if you DO decide to do it regularly, that usually stops being an issue. it just gets really bad the first time or two that you do it cuz your skin freaks out like wtf did you just do to me.
but, also, waxing your own back kind of a difficult prospect so i dunno. probably just something to think of if YOU really want the hair gone.
also with waxing in general it is probably going to be really red-bumpy-terrible for the first couple times you do it? but once your skin gets used to it, if you DO decide to do it regularly, that usually stops being an issue. it just gets really bad the first time or two that you do it cuz your skin freaks out like wtf did you just do to me.
but, also, waxing your own back kind of a difficult prospect so i dunno. probably just something to think of if YOU really want the hair gone.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Body hair is beautiful in all (most) of its forms. I never understood the (American) ladies shaving it all off. Hairy legs, hairy pits, hairy other parts don't bother me on a woman. Unless it is on her face. I know women get mustaches sometimes, and it is natural, but it does turn me off. Otherwise, I have no problems with it. Despite this, my wife still shaves her legs, at least in the summer. I guess other people's opinions are more important to her than my own.
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I'd probably suggest we don't take the thread in the direction of that last comment.
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I"m on the bluebambue+natraj boat. I'm very rarely into guys, but when i am, smooth skin is nice but body hair isn't a turn-off.
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Whizbang wrote: I guess other people's opinions are more important to her than my own.
it's also possible that her own opinion is more important to her than your own XD i wax my legs because it feels nice.
(edited for pronoun CONFUSION)
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Seriously, I know I don't say this often, but I'm with roband.
...assuming he was saying "let's not go down the rabbit hole of 'Whizitwhatsit doesn't realize his wife also has opinions' because that's a conversation that always ends with someone getting banned"
...assuming he was saying "let's not go down the rabbit hole of 'Whizitwhatsit doesn't realize his wife also has opinions' because that's a conversation that always ends with someone getting banned"
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But it's like a diagnostic. Clearly someone needs to be banned, and we should find out who that person is.
LE4dGOLEM: What's a Doug?
Noc: A larval Doogly. They grow the tail and stinger upon reaching adulthood.
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
I truly did not mean to imply my wife cannot or does not have opinions. I was mostly being glib.
But still, if the person who loves you the most and you love back just as much doesn't mind a bit of hair, why shave? Just seems like extra work for no reason. But, I'm not a woman in an American society, so...
Anyway, I was mostly just joining in on the hair preference bandwagon, though I switched the gender a bit. I didn't have anything to add regarding back hair. I have it. My wife doesn't mind it. The end. So, I added what I could to the conversation and thought others might have opinions on whether or not women with body hair are attractive to them personally. That is the direction I expected the conversation to take, not whether women should have opinions. The latter seems... I don't know. It seems like searching for something to argue about.
But still, if the person who loves you the most and you love back just as much doesn't mind a bit of hair, why shave? Just seems like extra work for no reason. But, I'm not a woman in an American society, so...
Anyway, I was mostly just joining in on the hair preference bandwagon, though I switched the gender a bit. I didn't have anything to add regarding back hair. I have it. My wife doesn't mind it. The end. So, I added what I could to the conversation and thought others might have opinions on whether or not women with body hair are attractive to them personally. That is the direction I expected the conversation to take, not whether women should have opinions. The latter seems... I don't know. It seems like searching for something to argue about.
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I shave bits of me not because anyone else cares, but because I find the sensation fantastic.
And I'm not talking about bits above the neck. Those I shave how my wife likes as I do not give a fuck how that's styled.
But yes, what MJ said.
And I'm not talking about bits above the neck. Those I shave how my wife likes as I do not give a fuck how that's styled.
But yes, what MJ said.
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I shave the neck. Chest hair is awesome, jaw hair is awesome, but in between it has to go.
LE4dGOLEM: What's a Doug?
Noc: A larval Doogly. They grow the tail and stinger upon reaching adulthood.
Keep waggling your butt brows Brothers.
Or; Is that your eye butthairs?
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Probably because the other person has to deal with the judgement of the majority of society judging them and looking down on them and making jokes and stuff (not specifically about them as that would be rude, but at the concept in general). And, unless you two spend almost every second of every day together, the other person has to deal with that judgment alone.Whizbang wrote:I truly did not mean to imply my wife cannot or does not have opinions. I was mostly being glib.
But still, if the person who loves you the most and you love back just as much doesn't mind a bit of hair, why shave? Just seems like extra work for no reason. But, I'm not a woman in an American society, so...
If you're sensitive to it, it's a terrible way to feel all the time, even if you know that some people don't care and love you anyway. Granted, there are a lot of people in this world who are able to go against the trend without a problem or much of one, and kudos to them.
This goes for why some people follow a whole bunch of social mores, not just leg shaving.
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