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Worst Death Ever (split from Paranoia Live)

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:16 am UTC
by Scigatt
What do you think is the wosrt way to go?

IMO worst kind of death to happen in real life: Fatal Familial Insomnia

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:17 am UTC
by schumi_girl
Of a gun shot wound. Well, due to loss of blood actually.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:18 am UTC
by priapus
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:22 am UTC
by Spot
priapus wrote:being eaten alive by dogs/bears/zombies/etc.


I would have to go with drowning or being buried alive. One tends to panic when they can't get air, and those last couple of minutes must be torturous. Also, being set on fire because that hurts all over (or wherever the fire reaches).

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:22 am UTC
by Belial
Being raped to death by dogs/bears/zombies/etc

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:25 am UTC
by digitalc
Belial wrote:Being raped to death by dogs/bears/zombies/etc


horrible. Mine personally would be either drowned in the bathtub or being bled to death by thousands of leeches.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:31 am UTC
by priapus
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:56 am UTC
by TheKhakinator
Not being able to breath freaks me out. To struggle so much as one dies seems bad. This covers choking, drowning, etc.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:17 pm UTC
by Torn Apart By Dingos
Torn Apart By Dingos. ;)

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:02 pm UTC
by clockworkmonk
drowning in a Port-A-Potty.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:14 pm UTC
by tessuraea
Gotta go with the Reavers.

*twitch*

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:10 pm UTC
by Roun
Being buried alive. I fear someday waking up in a coffin/box under 10 feet of dirt where no one can hear me, and dirt is slowly pouring in through the lid.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:17 pm UTC
by fjafjan
personally it would be being buried in salt while at the same time people raped by zombies/raptors/bears/balls.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:48 pm UTC
by Thunderbird4!
Starving to death at the bottom of one of those play-pen ball-pits.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:50 pm UTC
by rachel
Anything to do with not being able to breathe. That'd have to be the worst way to go ever.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:59 pm UTC
by Verator
Being digested alive.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:14 pm UTC
by niko7865
Fire, or being slowly cut apart but kept alive for as long as possible.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:34 pm UTC
by elminster
Somewhere along the lines of niko7865's, being specifically kept alive to feel pain, especially if enhanced through unnatural means (e.g. drugs to increase pain) and watching people you care about (especially close family) suffering the same fate prior to or during your own torture. Physiological pain has been linked with physical pain before.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:53 pm UTC
by xooll
Devoured by soldier ants, or something along those lines.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:55 pm UTC
by bbctol
Being devoured by gigantic mandibled grubs who make odd clicking sounds as they squirm, slimy, suffocating, and creepily warm, up your body.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:07 pm UTC
by djn
Being dropped into a slow wood grinder with unclimbable walls wouldn't be very good.

I'm actually not sure how horrible the leeches are. It's incredibly icky, but on the other hand, blood loss isn't the worst way to go (fainting early on and all), and leech bites don't hurt much (they add some form of anaesthetic, probably so you won't notice and remove them when they bite).

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:21 pm UTC
by saxmaniac1987
Remember the scarabs from The Mummy? Yeah. That would be teh suck.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:48 pm UTC
by CitizenErased
I can't believe no one has mentioned being burnt to death. ouch *shudder*

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:38 pm UTC
by djn
CitizenErased wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned being burnt to death. ouch *shudder*


See Spot's post, fairly early on. Still not pleasant, of course.
Also, there's the Brazen Bull. Nothing like being roasted slowly in a small chamber.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:40 pm UTC
by J Spade
Death by snoo-snoo.


Or drowning.

Actually, yeah, drowning.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:50 pm UTC
by 3.14159265...
Dying after having lived for 150 years with the youth of 17 with luxury and a curious mind.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:15 am UTC
by parkaboy
priapus wrote:being eaten alive by dogs


THIS is why i'm terrified of dogs. I'm going to go with killed by dogs.

and lol @ your user name. its awesome. ^_^

or, if for some reason you didnt die of suffocation first, dying in a fire would be pretty nasty too.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:23 am UTC
by The Sleeping Tyrant
I'm going to have to agree with the Reaver folk. Scary shit, that.

On the other hand, being eaten alive from the inside might be... well... Happy Fun Time? Especially if they don't eat anything essential at first.

Ooooooo. Death from radiation poisoning sounds really bad too. Breakdown on the intestines, diarrhea, cell death and whatnot.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:35 am UTC
by __Kit
*reminded of crazy Chinese torture methods an horror movies* - basically any of those.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:56 am UTC
by EvanED
Image

IRL, burned or drowned/asphyxiated.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:00 am UTC
by 2DMan
I plan to not die. Ever.

But failing that, falling from a great height would suck. All that thinking time on the way down? Not cool.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:48 am UTC
by jestingrabbit
clockworkmonk wrote:drowning in a Port-A-Potty.
Beat me to it. Though I can't imagine that all the chemicals in a port-a-potty are good for you.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:15 am UTC
by Zohar
I'm guessing anything very lengthy (not including terminal disease). If you have time to think about how you'll definitely die in the next few hours (e.g. locked away somewhere) that seems pretty horrible. Then again, terminal diseases, especially for someone who's pretty young, can't be a lot of fun. You get the same feeling of impending doom, I would assume.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:25 am UTC
by Gelsamel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStpDpIt ... ed&search=

Having the mast of a ship rammed through your eye. That would be a really cool way to die... I guess it depends on your definition on "worst".

If you mean horrific and gory or "horrible" then yeah, but it's still sweet as hell.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:10 pm UTC
by lukkucairi
Alzheimer's Disease. Or any degenerative dementia, really.

Seriously. I can't imagine anything worse. Your mind dies, but you're still walking around, and nobody's legally allowed to put you the fuck out of your misery. I'd rather die of cancer.

As to "cool" worsts? I thought the Columbia disaster was an epic way to go.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:52 pm UTC
by Narsil
Imagine being chained to the bottom of a grain silo as flour is slowly poured in.

1) You have the waiting, and that's brutal.
2) You can't move much and you're in a isolated space.
3) Flour is slowly restricting your movement further.
4) Get some flour in your mouth and it will dry the fuck out of your throat, plus it's all over the air.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:53 pm UTC
by Belial
See "Saw 3". Same type of death, but *much* worse.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:58 pm UTC
by Phenriz
Being strapped down.

Your "executioner" slices 1/4 to 1/2 of an inch of your body (starting at the toes, then pads the exposed wound with sea salt then cauterizes the wound every day. (not sure how you could do this with accuracy)

You would probably live for a good week or two, but the pain would be enough to make you want to die.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:48 pm UTC
by Rippy
2DMan wrote:I plan to not die. Ever.

Hey, so far, so good.

I'd say asphyxiation would suck. Being boiled would probably be worse (in moderately hot water so as to prolong your agony)

A clean gun wound would be alright (well, alright as far as deaths go). Getting shot in the foot and slowly bleeding to death would suck.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:58 pm UTC
by Bugs
Marburg virus is much like ebola (so you slowly die of massive haemmoraging from all your mucous membranes), but the symptoms include constant hiccoughing. Not only is this painful, but everyone knows hiccoughing is inherently funny so noone will take your demise seriously.

Another creepy one is Kuru, a (now extinct) prion disease transmitted by eating infected human brain tissues. It's a very slow-progressing disease, and one of the last symptoms is commonly a week or two of "pathological laughter". Possibly not the worst disease to die of, but I bet it'd be damn creepy to see.

[/maudlin biologist]