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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby The Utilitarian » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:19 am UTC

Zer088 wrote:and portal, anything from protal


Oh totally.

"I invited your best friend the companion cube, but of course he couldn't be there because you murdered him."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Zer088 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:44 am UTC

The Utilitarian wrote:
Zer088 wrote:and portal, anything from protal

Oh totally.

"I invited your best friend the companion cube, but of course he couldn't be there because you murdered him."

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:18 am UTC

It also says you're an orphan. So that's funny too.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Gelsamel » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:13 am UTC

Duke from Tales of Vesperia:

Spoiler:
Duke is the Big Bad, by the way.

"We are in contradiction... However, our feelings for the world are no different. How odd."

"Humph. How unfortunate, I wish I could walk together with you all a while longer. Perhaps we would have had a different encounter..."

"You will not be persuaded I see. Perhaps it's for the best. Join me now in battle. For the sake of this world."

"Come! Defeat me! Prove to me the strength of your conviction."


Also

Spoiler:
Judith's Version:
(Before first battle)

* Judith: I just don't get it. We started from the same place.

* Duke: ...I do not understand it, either. One would think we would also strive for the same future.

* Duke (in unison with Judith): Why are you...?

* Judith (in unison with Duke): Why must we fight...?

* Duke: ............

* Judith: So... You don't even see yourself in the future you envision.

* Duke: ...My existence, as well, may one day bring ruin to this world.

* Judith: How nice of you to sacrifice yourself.

* Duke: ...Enough. Come!

(Before second battle)

* Duke: Now I know what Phaeroh saw in you.

* Judith: ...You're pretty strong yourself. How can someone be so strong... Even when they've decided to give up their life for the world...

* Duke: My feelings for this world give me strength.

* Judith: You actually want to live. You actually want to keep those feelings alive.

* Duke: Heh heh. I also promised a fallen friend to return this world to its natural state. And I would die to fulfill my promise. My friend...grant me your strength!


Spoiler:
I just love how the Tales of- Big Bads are always really good people. None of this cartoon morality shit.

In Tales of Vesperia, you end up convincing Duke that your way is the right one.
"Give up here?"
- > No
"Do you accept defeat?"
- > No
"Do you think games are silly little things?"
- > No
"Is it all pointless?"
- > No
"Do you admit there is no meaning to this world?"
- > No

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Notch » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:23 am UTC

I never thought I'd SEE a resonance cascade, let alone create one!


Me and a coworker used to quote HL1 quite a bit.
"Yes, but with good reason!" used to pop up a lot in conversations.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby LuNatic » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:26 am UTC

"Ah, no pit is complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!"
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Baldur » Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:17 pm UTC

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Ivora » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:35 am UTC

I HAVE CHORTLES!!!


I bet hardly anyone here knows this game quote.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Intercept » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:00 pm UTC

Ivora wrote:I HAVE CHORTLES!!!


I bet hardly anyone here knows this game quote. :D


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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Ivora » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:01 pm UTC

Intercept wrote:
Ivora wrote:I HAVE CHORTLES!!!


I bet hardly anyone here knows this game quote.


Easy as bread sandwiches.



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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Fin Archangel » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:36 pm UTC

DO NOT RUN. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby thicknavyrain » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:49 pm UTC

"Press X to Throw Lunatic"

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby LuNatic » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:57 am UTC

thicknavyrain wrote:"Press X to Throw Lunatic"

Arkham Asylum.



Say what? :O
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This is, for some reason, one of the funniest things I've read today.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby thicknavyrain » Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:03 pm UTC

LuNatic wrote:
thicknavyrain wrote:"Press X to Throw Lunatic"

Arkham Asylum.



Say what? :O

I er...What I meant to say was...
Damn there is no good recovery from here, so while I'm at it, yes, your arse DOES look big in that dress.
I would never really throw you...
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby LuNatic » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:29 am UTC

thicknavyrain wrote:
LuNatic wrote:
thicknavyrain wrote:"Press X to Throw Lunatic"

Arkham Asylum.



Say what? :O

I er...What I meant to say was...
Damn there is no good recovery from here, so while I'm at it, yes, your arse DOES look big in that dress.
I would never really throw you...


*sniff*

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

*bawls eyes out*
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Velict wrote:Good Jehova, there are cheesegraters on the blagotube!

This is, for some reason, one of the funniest things I've read today.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Fin Archangel » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:52 am UTC

Psh.

The recovery is obviously "But I would never throw you, baby, that's why I tore out all the X buttons! See?"
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Woodsman » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:02 am UTC

"I'm serious, and don't call me shirley."

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Jessica » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:11 pm UTC

Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Box Boy » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:38 pm UTC

Woodsman wrote:"I'm serious, and don't call me shirley."

That's from a movie.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Woodsman » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:52 pm UTC

Box Boy wrote:
Woodsman wrote:"I'm serious, and don't call me shirley."

That's from a movie.


That might be so, but it's also one of the best quotes from Modern Warfare.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby headprogrammingczar » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:55 pm UTC

It still isn't as good as "Oy, Nancy!" though.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Woodsman » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:16 pm UTC

Lovely!

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby headprogrammingczar » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:54 pm UTC

Soap is the best name ever. Part of me hoped they would call you FNG through the whole campaign though.
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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

No soap. Radio.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Whelan » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:04 pm UTC

Majesty, the Fantasy Kingdom Sim. wrote:Majesty, the Palace treasury is nearly empty!
Now imagine that in a Sean Connery voice
Also, but without the voice were: "now where did I put my spellbook?"
"Oooh, Pretty star!"
"No fun, at all"
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby lolguy » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:09 pm UTC

Left 4 dead

"Turn off your lights! And don't startle the damn witch!"

*Same character who says that goes on a suicide run with a pistol shooting at the witch 5 seconds later*

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby d0nk3y_k0n9 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:50 pm UTC

Everything Cespenar from Baldur's Gate II: Throne of Bhaal says.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Muffinman42 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

"attack its weak points for massive damage!"- various games

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby thicknavyrain » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:18 pm UTC

lolguy wrote:Left 4 dead

"Turn off your lights! And don't startle the damn witch!"

*Same character who says that goes on a suicide run with a pistol shooting at the witch 5 seconds later*


5 more seconds later:

"MEDIC!"

*No one goes to help him*
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby headprogrammingczar » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:26 pm UTC

"I hate Ayn Rand"

Truer words were never spoken.
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Ubik » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

Portal has been mentioned several times already, but I want to bring up my absolute favorite line:
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby lolguy » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:28 pm UTC

thicknavyrain wrote:5 more seconds later:

"MEDIC!"

*No one goes to help him*


Exactly. They're too busy not startling the witch.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby kingofdreams » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:48 pm UTC

"all you have wrought here is a dream, a dream from which you will awaken to find yourself drowning in a greater nightmare."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Decker » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:09 pm UTC

From World of Warcraft belive it or not.

Character eats some nuts from a bucket. Tasty!
Guy nearby "Oh Crap those were magic! You're not supposed to eat those! We need them back! Now!"
Cue quest to get some ingredients to make potion to...uh...speed up the digestion process.

One noisy outhouse scene later

Guy: "They look alright. Hey Bob! You know the drill!"
Bob: "I know, I know, back in the bucket."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Bisyss » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:28 am UTC

Washington: Can I drive?
G: No.
Washington: Can I have a lollipop?
G: ... Sure.

From House of the Dead: OVERKILL. Most of the ending would count too.

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby King Author » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:29 pm UTC

Favorite ... Quotes

Funny

"It is a shame that your adventures have ended here!" - Game over screen, NES version of Shadowgate
"...but you're still hungry." - take a wild guess
"Ah, a S.T.A.R. agent!" - Scientist dude in the shooting range, Perfect Dark
"Alright, Joanna. Take a look at this." - Carrington (with a Sean Connery-esque Scottish/perma-drunken slur and a weird pronunciation of "look"), Perfect Dark
"I asshume you have some evidence?" - The President, Perfect Dark
"Watch her, she's sharp." - Johnanthan, Perfect Dark (right before I pistol whip him for the sarcasm)
"You've made your last mistake!" - Random guard, Perfect Dark (right before I mercilessly kill him)
"Wotch this!" - Worm in Worms 2
"Call me a treasure hunter or I'll rip your lungs out!" - Locke, Final Fantasy VI (how'd THAT get past the censors?)
"Uh, that's against protocol, Agent." - Random UNATCO mook, Deus Ex
"Me...so happy..." - Quina, Final Fantasy IX (explaining the scene would ruin the hilarity)
"... I've come too far to retreat." - Hades, Final Fantasy IX (ditto)
"Ooh, soft!" - Zidane, Final Fantasy IX (ditto ditto)

Cool
"Shut up. Just die." - Zero, Megaman X6
"Any objections, Lady?" - Adam, Metroid Fusion

Freaky
"We are characters in a video game!" - Nobilia prophet, Secret of Evermore
"Wealth beyond measure, Outlander." - Random Dunmer guard, Morrowind

Poignant
"Did you get your end in all of this, Ramza? I...I got this." - Zomgspoilers
"And my father? He was born on August 6, 1945..." - Otacon, Metal Gear Solid

Heart-Rending
"I'm sorry I couldn't show you Zanarkand." - Zomgmorespoilers
"Timpani...do you remember the promise we made to each other that day?" - Zomgspoilersagain (what with the music box tune in the background, I lose it every time I see this one)
"We... have no future..." - Azala, Chrono Trigger
"What's wrong, Harle? There is fluid coming out of your eyes." - Starky, Chrono Cross
"Go ahead. We'll stay here and greet the dawn…together." - Anju, Zelda: Majora's Mask

Heartwarming
“Bring my beloved Dagger to me!” - Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby kvothe10 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:39 pm UTC

"Yes, the twelve legendary weapons. They are weapons. They are legendary. There are even twelve of them."
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Zorlin » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:41 am UTC

"I am a monument to all your sins."
"Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation."
"We exist together now, two corpses in one grave..."
"Time... has taught me patience! But basking in new freedom, I will know all that I possess!"
"Resignation is my virtue; like water I ebb, and flow. Defeat is simply the addition of time to a sentence I never deserved... but you imposed." - Gravemind

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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Pez Dispens3r » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:44 am UTC

I was ten, I think, when I played Warcraft: Orcs and Humans.

Random orc:
*click*
*click*
*click*
what?
*click*
whaat?!
*click*
stop poking meeeEEEE!

Obviously, this slight bit of amusement got exploited to hell as the series developed (exploding sheep, anyone? How about, "click me baby, one more time"?) My question is, did anyone else do it first?
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Re: Favorite video game quote?

Postby Whelan » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:06 pm UTC

kingofdreams wrote:"all you have wrought here is a dream, a dream from which you will awaken to find yourself drowning in a greater nightmare."
-Starcraft
Zeratul

edit: anyone here listened to the starcraft remix of Du Hast?

I have now. Holy crap!
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