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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Mother Superior » Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:35 pm UTC

Jake Green: Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there.

Billy: They've stepped on Gold's toes and he wouldn't touch them!
Jake Green: Gold? The Gold?
Informant: Yes. The Gold. Sam Gold.
Billy: Mr Clandestine. Mr Ambiguous.
Informant: Mr Mystery. No-one sees Gold. But Gold sees everything.
Billy: No-one gets away from Gold. No-one but your two friends.
Informant: Gotta be something wrong with them if Gold won't touch them.
Billy: Gotta be something wrong with them if the Gold-father won't touch them.
Informant: The smoke signals say; Dodge them, like an angry bullet. Tell your friend to get out of there.
Billy: Get out of there.
Informant: Get out of there.
Billy: Get. Out of there, Jake!

And, of course:

Macha, having a nervous breakdown and hearing voices:
"To Sam Gold I find myself chained to! Mr Black Magic. Mister I -run-this-game-Gold!"
"You can't see Mr Gold, apperantely no-one sees Gold."
"I can't let him kill me! But he can't kill a dead man!"
"He can't kill a dead man... can he?"
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Lord Bob » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:37 am UTC

First thought: Anything from V for Vendetta.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Stief » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:25 am UTC

"GENTLEMEN! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! This is the war room!"

"One shall stand, and one shall fall..."
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Jesse » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:47 am UTC

In that vein:

"He'll see everything. He'll see the Big Board!"

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby kcflatlander » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:03 pm UTC

Anything from Ghostbusters

Listen, do you smell that?

or Real Genius.

Major Carnagle: Where's the laser?
Professor Hathaway: It's coming.
Major Carnagle: It's coming? Ha! It's not even breathing hard.

Some others:

Say Anything... wrote:I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy

The Shawshank Redemption wrote:Red: Makin' yourself some friends, Andy.
Andy: I wouldn't say "friends". I'm a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning.

Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really... pressure... and time... That, and big goddamn poster.

Sneakers wrote:Whistler: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Abbott: We're the United States Government! We don't deal with that sort of thing.

They Live! wrote:I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

There's more...but we'll start here. Also, you can see one of my latest favorite quotes in my signature. If you haven't seeing Waiting... it will change the way you eat at any TGIFridays/Chilis/Applebees/Bennigans.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby LatwPIAT » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:12 pm UTC

Too bad she won't live. But then, who does?

Is perfectly delivered at the end of Blade Runner.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Mother Superior » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:21 am UTC

LatwPIAT wrote:
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

Is perfectly delivered at the end of Blade Runner.

Fix'd for nitpicky-ness. But I agree. And of course:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Apemeat » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:50 pm UTC

"Surprise, cockfags!"

And, not from a movie, but...

Stan: Dad, if you look in the mirror and say Biggie Smalls's name three times, he doesn't come get you, right?
Mr. Marsh: You can't summon dead rappers by saying their name in the mirror.
Cartman: How do you know?
Mr. Marsh: I'm a geologist.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby stretch » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:54 pm UTC

Fight Club wrote:I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Spaceballs wrote:Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!

Clue wrote:Mrs. White: He didn't actually seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public.
Ms. Scarlett: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant, he threatened in public to kill her.
Ms. Scarlett: Oh. Was that his final word on the matter?
Mrs. White: Being dead is pretty final, wouldn't you say?
Wadsworth: And yet, he was the one that died, not you, Mrs. White, not you!

Boondock Saints wrote:- Calm down, man!
- Fuck you! You start getting excited, mother fucker! We gotta go!

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:52 am UTC

Movie Hero, As best I can remember wrote:But what if this movie answers the mysteries of life? That's why we have to see every one.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby akashra » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:58 am UTC

A favorite that comes to mind from a recent movie, "The Great Debaters":

We do what we must, so that we may do what we want
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:02 am UTC

akashra wrote:A favorite that comes to mind from a recent movie, "The Great Debaters":

We do what we must, so that we may do what we want

We do what we must, because we can, for the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Quixotess » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:16 am UTC

Mean Girls has some of the most quotable moments ever:

Jason: Is your muffin buttered?
Cady: What?
Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Cady: My what?
Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?
Jason: I'm just being friendly.
Gretchen: [whispers] You were supposed to call me last night!
Regina: Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?
Cady: No, thank you.
Regina: Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
Jason: [whispers] Bitch...

[Mr. Duvall is introducing Cady to the class]
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Mr. Duvall: Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking if someone get shot. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling.
[all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves]
Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here ALL NIGHT.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.

Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby CookieMonster » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:28 pm UTC

From "The Blues Brothers". It's 200 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby davej » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:14 pm UTC

"How do you shoot the devil in the back?.. What if you miss?.."
"And like that, he's gone..."

Usual Suspects. Yay! Second one I believe has been in my signature here since I created an account.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Dobblesworth » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:32 pm UTC

V for Vendetta wrote: People shouldn't be afraid of their governments; governments should be afraid of their people.

Correlates quite nicely to the New Labour police state we [Britain] live in today.

Team America wrote:Joe: One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something!
Gary: IT'S ME! IT'S ME!
Joe: Looks like he's saying... "kiss me, kiss me."
Chris: Smart-ass mother-fucker!

From same sequence... ish.
Team America wrote:Gary: Guys, I think we should pull over!
Terrorist 1: Pull over? Yes of course! Pull over, wait for them to pass us, and when they turn around, we charge them!
Terrorist 2: I love your balls.

*Terrorist jeep pulls over*

Chris: S***, they got by me!

*Both vehicles start accelerating towards one another*

Gary: Wh-what are we doing?
T1: This jeep is filled with explosives! We're going to take their lives, and our own!
Gary: We're, we're gonna what?

Chris: Hang on Joe!

T1: Die infidels!

*Gary gets rescued*

Chris: Surprise cockfags!

*ramp deployed and cue destruction of 2 puppets, a jeep and a scale model of the Sphinx*

Absolutely classic!

Cloverfield wrote: I saw it! It's a lion! It's huge!

Well, I guess that one's not quite right...

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Stief » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:22 am UTC


also, Randall's entire speech on the union workers working on the Death Star in Clerks is quite good ^_^ and it kinda gave me a different way of seeing the rebel alliance...
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby l33t_sas » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:16 am UTC

Clerks 2:

Even the trees walked in those movies!
You're thinking of a Pegasus. Unicorns don't fly, they just sort of... plummet.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby aion7 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:20 am UTC

From Bender's Big Score:
Nibbler: Everyone, out of the universe!

Bender: I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.

From UHF:
Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!
[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

Raul Hernandez: For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly.

Stanley Spadowski: George? What's the matter?
George Newman: Stanley, you don't want to know.
Stanley Spadowski: Huh? Why did I ask?

Philo: Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to Secrets of the Universe. Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items.

George Newman: Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go?
[dead silence]
George Newman: That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.
Little Weasle: I wanna go home.
George Newman: Shut up, you little weasel!
George Newman: Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!

He's back, And this time, He's mad, Ghandi II. No more mister passive resistance, He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.

From Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!

Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Lone Starr: Water. Water.
Dot Matrix: Oil. Oil.
Princess Vespa: Room service. Room service.

Megamaid Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: The Vulcan neck pinch?
Megamaid Guard: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
[Lone Star changes hand position]
Lone Starr: Like this?
Megamaid Guard: Yeah!
[guard falls to the ground]
Lone Starr: Thanks.

Dark Helmet: Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Colonel Sandurz: Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

Self-Destruct Voice: Ten... nine... eight... six...
President Skroob: Six? What happened to seven?
Self-Destruct Voice: Just kidding! Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... have a nice day.
President Skroob, Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet: Thank you.

Princess Vespa: Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

Minister: Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!
King Roland: I'm sorry.
Princess Vespa: I'm sorry.
Prince Valium: I'm sorry.
Minister: Don't be sorry, be quiet!
Princess Vespa, King Roland, Prince Valium: [shouts] Sorry!

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Dark Helmet: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must. May the best man win. Put 'er there.
[Reaches out to shake Lone Starr's hand and takes his Schwartz ring]
Dark Helmet: The Ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a fool, what's with you man, c'mon? Here let me give it back to you. Oh!
[throws it down a hole]
Dark Helmet: Oh, look at that, you fell for that too! I can't believe it, man!

Lone Starr: Well, what have we got here? Will you look at her? Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. You know something Princess? You are *ugly* when you're angry.

From Robin Hood: Men in Tights:
Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene!

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!

Man in church: Hey Abbot!
Abbot: I hate that guy!

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

Prince John: Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?

Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your word for it.

Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this!
Sheriff of Rottingham: YOU'LL pay for this!

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Robin Hood, Maid Marian: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, don't you know it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?
Robin Hood: Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?
[crowd gasps]
Prince John: Careful Robin, you go too far.

Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?
[Merry Men snicker]
Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.
Merry Men: Awwwww...
Rabbi Tuckman: [pauses] Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered
Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!
Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!
Merry Men: [Cheer]

Ahchoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!

Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.

Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!

Merry Men: [singing] We're men / We're men in tights / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like sissies / But watch what you say / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / We're men / Manly men! / We're men in tights / Yes! / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like pansies / But don't get us wrong / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / *Tight tights* / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / When you're in a fix / Just call for the men in tights / We're butch!

Little John: Let's face it. You've gotta be a man to wear tights!

Scarlet: Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!

King Richard: [taking Prince John's crown] You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority.
Little John: Oh please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham.
Crowd: [coughs] Bullshit! Bullshit!
King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench!
[to the crowd]
King Richard: From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!
Crowd: [cheers]
King Richard: Take him away! Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.

Robin Hood: You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman: Faygeles?
Merry Men: [clears their throats, trying to act macho]
Robin Hood: No, no. We're straight. Just... merry.

Abbot: We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of...
[crowd snickers]
Abbot: Mervin? Your name is Mervin?
Sheriff of Rottingham: [over crowd laughing] Shut up! Shut up!
Abbot: OK... Mervin.
[crowd starts laughing again]

Sheriff of Rottingham: [taking off his leather glove and slapping Robin with it] I challenge you to a duel.
Robin Hood: [picking an iron gauntlet up from the dinner table and smacking Rottingham across the face with it, knocking him down] I accept!

Filthy Luca: [Stands Up] We thank you, for inviting us on the day of your daughter's wedding.
Don Giovanni: No, no, no.
Filthy Luca: I hope that her first child, is a masculine child.
Don Giovanni: Shut up! We haven't even had our meeting yet!
Filthy Luca: ...Oh yeah

Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.
Merry Men: 'ello Rabbi!
Rabbi Tuckman: Hello boys!
Robin Hood: A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.
Rabbi Tuckman: A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.
Scarlet: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
Little John: I'll take one!
Ahchoo: Hey, put me down for two!
Robin Hood: I'm game. How's it done?
Rabbi Tuckman: It's a snap.
[demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine]
Rabbi Tuckman: I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...
[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]
Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first?
Merry Men: [groan]
Little John: I changed me mind!
Ahchoo: I forgot, I already got one.
Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question...
[Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him]
Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd.

Sheriff of Rottingham: Sire, I have news!
Prince John: And what sort of news do you have? It's not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news. The day started out so good. I had a good night's sleep, I had a good B.M. I don't want to hear any bad news. So, what kind of news is it?
Sheriff of Rottingham: Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad.
Prince John: [shouts] I knew it! I knew it would be bad news. Wait, I have an idea. Maybe if you tell me the *bad* news in a *good* way, it wouldn't sound so bad.
Sheriff of Rottingham: [thinking] The bad news in a good way. Yes, I can do that. The bad news in a good way. Well, here it goes.
Sheriff of Rottingham: W-wait till you hear this! I just saw Robin of Locksley, he's back from the crusades.
Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, he just beat the *crap* out of me and my men.
Sheriff of Rottingham: He hates you and he loves your brother, Richard!
Sheriff of Rottingham: And...
Sheriff of Rottingham: ... he wants to see you hanged!
Sheriff of Rottingham: We, we're in a lot of trouble!
[laughs and snorts loudly]
Prince John: [furious] What, are you crazy? Why are you laughing? This is terrible news!

Maid Marian: Broomhilde, there's a foul plot afoot.
Broomhilde: It's not my feet, I just washed them.

Prince John: What can you tell me about Robin of Locksley?
Latrine: Robin of Locksley? Robin of Locksley? Hmm, let me see.
[starts cooking up a potion in her cauldron]
Latrine: Raven's egg! Blood of a hen! A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile! Testicles of a newt! I bet he's a transsexual now! Robin of Locksley is handsome and brave. He seeks to regain his family's honor. Little sod could be trouble.
Prince John: Are you certain?
Latrine: Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch! Me, I'm just your cook.
[serves contents of the cauldron]
Latrine: Here, eat that.

Sheriff of Rottingham: So it's come to this, has it? A fight to the death, mano a mano, man to man, just you and me and my *guards*!

Sheriff of Rottingham: Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
Prince John: I have a MOLE?

Don Giovanni: Ok, you want plain English: Robin is gonna be dead. D-E-D. Dead.

Filthy Luca: I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand and put them in my pocket.

Abbot: I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!
Crowd: AMEN-AY!

There are may more, but it took me long enough just to get these.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby darwinwins » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:47 am UTC

the joke:
"comb the desert"
the punchline:
"we ain't find shit."

from the batman/superman "movie":
as batman jumps out of the giant wing with harley quinn:
Harley: puddin!
Batman: by now, he probably is.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Felstaff » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:02 pm UTC

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Swordfish » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:24 am UTC

From Ghostbusters:

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

From Dirty Harry (you all know this one):
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. Now this here is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it can blow your head clean off. So you gota ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?"

Well... do ya' punk?
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Zak » Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:05 am UTC

I *love* just about every other line in Blazing Saddles. Spoiled for some racial slurs and massive, massive hilarity.

Blazing Saddles wrote:Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled


[Jim downs a bottle of whiskey in one long guzzle]
Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: When?


Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours nigger.


[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
Gabby Johnson: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
[Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced to death]
Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.
Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.
[Jim the Waco Kid has just shot the guns out of the hands of a dozen henchmen]
Bart: Don't just stand there clasping your hands in pain, looking stupid... How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid?
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Reverend Johnson: Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order".
Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
Taggart: [learning Bart is the new sheriff of Rock Ridge] Now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So we can appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I AM depressed.
Lyle: Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to shoot that nigger dead? Would that pep you up some?
Taggart: That might help...
Olson Johnson: All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.
[Bart is bidding farewell to the people of Rock Ridge]
Bart: Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
Crowd: [in unison] BULLSHIT!
Bart: All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty damn dull around here.
[as the townspeople point guns at Bart, the newly arrived sheriff]
Reverend Johnson: Gentlemen, gentlemen, allow not hatred to rule the day.
[holds up his Bible]
Reverend Johnson: As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say!
[Townspeople shoot the Bible, blowing it apart]
Reverend Johnson: [to Bart] Son, you're on your own.
*waggles eyebrows*

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby maybeperhaps » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:49 am UTC

There are only two things more beautiful than a gun, a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.

Ever had a good... Swiss watch?
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby protocoach » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:06 am UTC

Unforgiven wrote:Little Bill: I didn't deserve this...I was buildin' a house.
William Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

Little Bill: I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking, you hear

The Princess Bride wrote:Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Jarhead wrote:We burn the fat off our souls.

Full Metal Jacket wrote:These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby aaron » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:41 pm UTC

tiny wrote:
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 wrote:Every single line of comment.


l33t_sas wrote:Clerks 2:

Even the trees walked in those movies!

I saw Kevin Smith at the Festival of Books in LA a couple years back, and he recited that entire scene in it's entirety before the movie even came out. When I saw it in theaters, I couldn't stop laughing.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Govalant » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:47 pm UTC

Pretty much anything from fight club. Then of course:

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby sugarhyped » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:11 am UTC

from fear and loathing in las vegas:
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

and serenity:
Simon: Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, drop to the floor or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.
Mal: Doctor. I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you — I will get very choked up. Honestly. There could be tears.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Force42 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:50 am UTC

Not from a movie so much as a TV show based on a movie based on a book...

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby espire » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:57 am UTC

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby OneFish » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:10 am UTC

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:48 pm UTC

Dr. Paul Armstrong: Seriously, Betty, you know what this meteor could mean to science. If we find it, and it's real, it could mean a lot. It could mean actual advances in the field of science.

and later

Betty Armstrong: Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks.

I suppose I should say that these came from the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby no-genius » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:03 pm UTC

I really don't have to tell you wrote:Come with me if you want to live

actually, maybe I do need to tell you that it was the first one :P
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby MotorToad » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

Can we delete this post? I somehow got my wires crossed...
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Hica » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:25 am UTC

From Garth Merenghi's Darkplace:

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby johnie104 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:16 pm UTC

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure wrote:All we are is dust in the wind dude.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby SteaL7h » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:31 pm UTC

Wow! No one mentioned this one yet:

Commodus: Rise, rise.
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Commodus trembles in disbelief]
Quintus: Arms!
[Praetorians point their spears at the gladiators while the Collosseum crowd chants for them to live. Commodus shakes his head and motions the crowd for silence. He then raises his fist and reluctantly gives the thumbs-up signal]

This one always gives me chills.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby swik » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:34 am UTC

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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Allium Cepa » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:58 am UTC

I've always loved Sam's speech in the second Lord of the Rings

Sam: It's me. It's your Sam. Don't you know your Sam?
Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo; the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end... because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going... because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

I swear I get goosebumps every time.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quote?

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:44 am UTC

I've always liked Gandalf's conversation about death with Pippin (Merry? Gah, I can't remember at the moment.) just before everything hits the fan in Gondor.

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. Then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?
Gandalf: White shores, and beyond. A far green country, under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: No. No, it isn't.

Always seemed wonderfully serene for the moment.
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