I must admit, I'm extremely
tempted to list some movies that I haven't actually seen
, but that just look so incredibly stupid. For example, The Final Destination, or Final Destination, or whatever it's called. I haven't seen that movie, but I honestly, in my wildest dreams, cannot begin to imagine why anybody would ever, ever want to see a movie that just shows a bunch of people dying in horrible ways. I haven't even been able to get through the trailer. When it came on tv, I would change the channel or mute the tv and close my eyes. It's just disgusting.
I watched the first half of the first Saw movie and finally shut it off because it was so stupid and pointless. I know people like to say, "Oh, but it turns out there's a point at the end, it's about how you're supposed to appreciate life." Yeah, baloney. The "point" is only there so you feel enlightened about watching people get disemboweled. Does anybody seriously think that overly simplistic point got the movie five sequels?
I really hate 99.9% of all horror movies. I like them if they have a point, but I don't understand how people can just sit and watch people get killed all the time.
*spoilers about a movie that nobody here has likely seen*
I also really, really hated "Knowing." It has an extraordinarily well-constructed story and fantastic character development, but still managed to be one of the worst movies I’d ever seen. Why? Because it's just so depressing.
Oh, but I want to briefly say that G.I. Joe is up there as one of the worst movies made, but maybe not THE worst movie ever made. Off the top of my head, this is the worst movie I've seen that I can think of. I wanted to walk out, but there was two or three guys between me and the aisle, and it would have been a whole thing. Did anybody else notice that they could have taken out the first scene and it would have made absolutely no difference whatsoever to the movie?
Hmm, maybe I've gone on a rant for too long...