Hottest songs ever, or "Oh god yes!" put to music.

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Hottest songs ever, or "Oh god yes!" put to music.

Postby apricity » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:15 am UTC

What do you think are the hottest songs ever performed? Dirty lyrics, penetrating beats.

My selections are:
Brand New- Sowing Season (Yeah)
Brand New- Sic Transit Gloria (Glory fades)
Say Anything- Alive with the glory of love
Nine Inch Nails- Closer
Panic! at the Disco- Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her pants off
A Perfect Circle- The Hollow
Nickelback- Figured you out
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Postby ChooChoo » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:15 am UTC

I've been told "Bedroom Talk" by The Starting Line is hot.

I just think it's a good song. o_O

Oh, and "Fucking On the Dance Floor" by Dirty Sanchez. Or so I've heard.

Same with "I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor" by Arctic Monkeys.

"Feeling This" by Blink 182?

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Postby scrt_rbt_agnt » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:05 pm UTC

i'm not sure what this topic is actually about...

are we basically just talking about songs about sex? or songs that turn us on musically? or something else?
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Postby Phenriz » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:28 pm UTC

Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch"

that is all.
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Postby Ketzerei » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:49 pm UTC

Phenriz wrote:Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch"

that is all.


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Postby Phenriz » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:52 pm UTC

hahaha, it was put in for comedic value!


music has never "done it" for me when it comes to "the deed"
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Postby schumi_girl » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

"Get Freaky" by Play N Skillz. Hottest beats, dirtiest lyrics. Love it.


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Postby apricity » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:28 pm UTC

schumi_girl wrote:"Get Freaky" by Play N Skillz. Hottest beats, dirtiest lyrics. Love it.


^That is what this topic is about. Dirtiness set to music.
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Postby Jesse » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:31 pm UTC

Definitely 'The Hollow' it is so awesome.

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Postby Akira » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:17 pm UTC

Not so much "hot", but "Shut up and sleep with me" is highly amusing.

I'm not sure what to mention as far as dirtyness set to music though, right now. P!@Discoplace is the first that comes to mind-- "Lying is the most fun..."
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:38 pm UTC

Tool - Prison Sex, 4 Degrees

The Doors - Backdoor Man

...Hm.. I just noticed a common thread.....
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Postby Clumpy » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:29 am UTC

I heard a song on the radio one time from Lords of Acid that beats all these songs down in the dirtiness dept. seriously started giving me hot flashes. It was messed up - probably not kosher for the radio in this post-Janet-Jackson society.

Also "L.M.L.Y.P." by Ween is the most offensive song I have ever heard. I seriously had to take it off my iPod because I felt I was bucking for a lightning bolt.

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Postby une see » Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:56 am UTC

Tossin' and Turnin' - John Legend
Temperature - Sean Paul
Get Busy - Sean Paul
Poison - New Edition
Burn It Up - R. Kelly
Harder to Breathe - Maroon 5
This Love - Maroon 5
Christmas Time in Hollywood - Hollywood Undead
Yumeji's Theme - Shigeru Umebayashi (used in In the Mood for Love, by Wong Kar-wai)
Ask DNA - Yoko Kanno (used in the CB movie)
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
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Postby ChooChoo » Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:09 am UTC

I dunno about Knights of Cydonia; maybe I don't remember it clearly and have to give it another listen, but Supermassive Black Hole for sure.

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Postby zenja72 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:36 pm UTC

Why Don't We Do It In The Road, by the Beatles.... mmm, mmm.

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Postby parkaboy » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:56 pm UTC

Ima Robot - Dirty Life
Poe - Not a Virgin

The Revolting Cocks version of Do Ya Think I'm Sexy is pretty hot. Hotter than the Rod Stewart version anyway *shudder*

The video for Buck Tick's Romance, Kodou and Zangai make me have to sit down. but thats just because Atsushi is psychotically hot.

*edit to add* I'm listening to Ornaments of Gold by Siouxie and the Banshees right now. while not overtly dirty, its got that Feel to it.
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Postby no-genius » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:20 pm UTC

'Bathroom stall' by the Epoxies.

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Postby rxninja » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:57 pm UTC

"Make Tonight" by Emanuel

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kmfdm – pity for the pious

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Postby Grlmm » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:35 pm UTC

une see wrote:I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (gratuitous)

That song is about male modeling.

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Postby ThorFluff » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:34 pm UTC

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Dissolved Girl - Massive Attack

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Postby The Cosmic Fool » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:20 am UTC

Jesster wrote:Definitely 'The Hollow' it is so awesome.


I third that.
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Postby Dark Ragnarok » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:14 am UTC

Actually i have to add:

Red - Junkie XL

Too bad you can't DL it like anywhere. I own the album XD.

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Postby Belial » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:01 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Tool - Prison Sex, 4 Degrees

The Doors - Backdoor Man

...Hm.. I just noticed a common thread.....


"This song, like all of our songs really, is about anal sex"

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Postby jgrabyan » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:39 am UTC

une see wrote:Ask DNA - Yoko Kanno (used in the CB movie)


Ooooh, nice one.

My contribution: Half of the songs on the Yeah Yeah Yeah's album Fever to Tell. That girl sure can yell sexy.

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:13 am UTC

Flyleaf's cover of "Something I Can Never Have"... you can just picture her cresting at the third chorus. Although it's a song of loss, it can also be a song of reconciliation.

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Postby arachnophilia » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:52 am UTC

imogen heap - come here boy.

it's just fucking sexy.

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Jesster wrote:Definitely 'The Hollow' it is so awesome.


I third that.


paz lenchantin's version is awesome.

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Postby pollywog » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:42 am UTC

Maybe Kama Sutra by Aphrodite? Nice enough beat, but backed with a woman moaning in a semi-erotic way.
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Postby parkaboy » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:56 am UTC

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Postby Sandry » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:38 pm UTC

Depeche Mode - World in my Eyes
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Postby Stief » Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:46 am UTC

Depeche Mode-Enjoy the Silence [I love the chorus...]

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Serj Tankian-Empty Walls

are two favourites of mine at the moment :D
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Postby mrorange » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:56 am UTC

oh lately its so quiet - Ok Go
uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss - bloodhound gang

now, the question is, how much am i joking about either of those?
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Postby Delalyra » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:00 am UTC

You must be joking about the OK Go. Although.....

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Postby mrorange » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:22 am UTC

perhaps i just have a twisted sense of seksay? *suggestive eyebrows*

ew i just creeped myself out...
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:10 am UTC

mrorange wrote:uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss - bloodhound gang

now, the question is, how much am i joking about either of those?

I like that song :) Good for driving, though.

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Postby Dark Ragnarok » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:32 am UTC

Stief wrote:Depeche Mode-Enjoy the Silence [I love the chorus...]

&

Serj Tankian-Empty Walls

are two favourites of mine at the moment :D


You need to hear the remix i have of it. If you want i can send it to you. It's very crazy. It was a 3 deck mash up from one of Sasha's songs and a another bass line but wow... that song i think is better then the original really.

gah i can't freaking make up my mind here...

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- Beauty Never Fades (12 Inch Mix) by Junkie XL

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Re: Hottest songs ever, or "Oh god yes!" put to music.

Postby no-genius » Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:54 pm UTC

'Do you love me now' by the Breeders. Am I a freak for thinking Kim Deal sounds hot? Like Gigantic isn't the best song*

If I saw you now
could I look in your eyes

Do you think of me
Like I dream of you
Do you wish you were here
Like I wish I was with you

You loved me before
Do you love me now?


also the version on Safari EP is even better

*it ties with Cannonball. awooo-aa
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Re: Hottest songs ever, or "Oh god yes!" put to music.

Postby Angelene » Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:09 pm UTC

Massive Attack - Angel

Portishead - Glory Box....actually, anything by Portishead is just sex.
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