Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

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Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby ascendingPig » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:09 am UTC

I've decided to build a playlist of [see title]!

I've only got:
Millie Small - "My Boy Lollipop"
Connie Francis - "Lollipop Lips" (Okay, it's not really oral SEX, per se, but could I resist having two sexy songs with "lollipop" in their names?)
50 Cent - "Candy Shop" (Okay, it sucks. I know. The point isn't to build a GOOD playlist. The point is to build a really FOCUSED playlist.)

OKAY! That's a whole THREE songs I've got already. I need help to build on this.

Before anyone asks: I don't know why I need this playlist. I just do.
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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby 1337geek » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:25 am UTC

Laffy Taffy by D4L. No, I don't know the song. I looked it up here: http://www.songfacts.com/category:songs_about_sex.php

There might be some others there, have a look.
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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby enk » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:45 pm UTC

DJ Aligator - Lollipop

"I wanna suck on your lollipop!"
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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby aleflamedyud » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

I think basically every song that has candy in it but doesn't name a specific, non-lollipop candy is actually about oral sex. That's a pretty damn big list.
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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby existential_elevator » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:35 pm UTC

Mika - Lollipop
Bow Wow Wow - I want candy

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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby OmegaLord » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:15 pm UTC

Aaron Carter - I Want Candy (or maybe it's just Candy)
I hope that the above is a joke.

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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:34 pm UTC

"The Candy Man Can" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby 1337geek » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:29 pm UTC

existential_elevator wrote:Bow Wow Wow - I want candy

OmegaLord wrote:Aaron Carter - I Want Candy

I believe you mean: The Strangeloves: "I Want Candy." Sheesh, what decade are you living in? Anyhow, the song is about a girl named Candy, whom the song's narrator wants to date but currently does not. As this is a common theme in music, if this song is about oral sex, then nearly every song is.
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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby malec2b » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:18 pm UTC

Well, it's not exactly candy, but there's the line "I know-what she wants, just a lick off your ice cream cone" from Jerkin' Crocus by Mott the Hoople.

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Re: Songs that use candy as a metaphor for oral sex!

Postby OmegaLord » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:09 am UTC

1337geek wrote:
existential_elevator wrote:Bow Wow Wow - I want candy

OmegaLord wrote:Aaron Carter - I Want Candy

I believe you mean: The Strangeloves: "I Want Candy." Sheesh, what decade are you living in? Anyhow, the song is about a girl named Candy, whom the song's narrator wants to date but currently does not. As this is a common theme in music, if this song is about oral sex, then nearly every song is.

That and he was like, 10. Hence my "I hope [my post was] a joke" thing.
So what do you guys know about *glances down at sheet* the kingdoms of orgasms
but I just don't see why someone would tape themselves together.
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