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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby TaintedDeity » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:18 pm UTC

No "I was carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees"? (I will admit this is the only song of theirs I know...)
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:33 pm UTC

*shrug* I just thought it was an interesting phenomenon, lyrics being weird taken out of the musical context but sounding great in the actual song. While I usually say I really value lyrics in songwriting, I do listen to bands with lyrics that don't really resemble sensible things. They make it work, somehow.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Little Richie » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:40 am UTC

"And if you let him carry on, who's gonna' be the one with the greasy schlong?"
These are some of the Worst and Best Lyrics. These are from a local band here in Florida.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby dumbzebra » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:27 pm UTC

" YEAH!
OKAY!
ALL RIGHT!
BITCHES LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT!"

-modern club music
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby hawkinsssable » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:32 pm UTC

casiguapa wrote:If I could fall, into the sky.
Do you think time, would pass me by?


Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

How the hell does one fall into the sky?


I once dated a girl who had a full-on phobia of gravity inverting. She found it really hard to walk beneath exposed sky.

Never had a problem with cars or buses or anything, though. Maybe the crazy inverse gravity only affected humans. And I still dunno how exactly time would pass Vanessa by, though.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby freakish777 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:28 pm UTC

Have none of you heard Coal Chamber's "Big Truck" ??

too small, too small don't compromise
so how fast, too fast don't realize
have hand on wheel, set the sights, drive with me

too fast, too fast don't realize
so how fast, too fast don't recognize
have hand on wheel, set the sights, drive with me

moving - motion
said move, said move it

somebody better come and drive me

big truck
big truck
big truck
big truck


ain't no grave gonna hold my body down
ain't no grave gonna hold, hold my body, hold my body

big truck, come on


I've bolded the chorus...


Wiz Khalifa is pretty bad too, but I think what annoys me more than anything else about him is that he seems to think that douche-giggling constitutes a sound device worthy of inserting into music.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:35 pm UTC

The combination of these two bits of lyrics makes me rage so hard.
Better cuff your chick if you with her, I can get her
And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick
Ooops I said on my dick
I ain’t really mean to say on my dick
But since we talking about my dick
All of you haters say hi to it
I’m done"

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby RollingHead » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:12 pm UTC

From the song "My World":
Avril Lavigne wrote:I never spend less than an hour,
Washin' my hair in the shower,
It always takes 5 hours to make it straight

How long does it take her exactly? Isn't she concerned about wasting water? Can't she buy herself a hair straightener?
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Microscopic cog » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:12 pm UTC

Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes - Look At Me Now
Spoiler:
Interviewer: Some people say they can’t understand your writing even after they read it two or three times. What approach would you suggest for them?

William Faulkner: Read it four times.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:15 pm UTC

timonan wrote:Gwen Stefani, "Holla Back Girl." The whole song is unbelievably horrible. I actually get angry listening to it.

Probably the worst line in the history of music: "This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S."


Oh me yarm it's the exact post I was about to write. I'm happy I looked first.

My other worst lyrics is Colbie Callait's Bubbly: "I get the tingles in a silly place. It starts in my toes then it crinkles my nose." So inane.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby SirMustapha » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:37 am UTC

RollingHead wrote:From the song "My World":
Avril Lavigne wrote:I never spend less than an hour,
Washin' my hair in the shower,
It always takes 5 hours to make it straight

How long does it take her exactly? Isn't she concerned about wasting water? Can't she buy herself a hair straightener?


Isn't Avril Lavigne that singer whose lyrics are often misinterpreted and taken at face value when they're actually sarcastic?

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:11 am UTC

SirMustapha wrote:
RollingHead wrote:From the song "My World":
Avril Lavigne wrote:I never spend less than an hour,
Washin' my hair in the shower,
It always takes 5 hours to make it straight

How long does it take her exactly? Isn't she concerned about wasting water? Can't she buy herself a hair straightener?


Isn't Avril Lavigne that singer whose lyrics are often misinterpreted and taken at face value when they're actually sarcastic?

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby RollingHead » Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:40 pm UTC

I'll admit I haven't listened to her songs in a while (or very carefully), but they seemed pretty juvenile and quite shallow.


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