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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby TheWeirdDarkGirl23 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:19 am UTC

oh my bad.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:07 am UTC

Guess what, David Guetta? If you're "trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful", calling her a 'sexy bitch' is not the way towards that goal, nor is spending several lines on her booty.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Benfrenchman » Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:27 am UTC

"We Looked Like Giants" by Death Cab for Cutie... I love the song but the last line of this section makes me cringe inside:
When every Thursday
I'd brave those mountain passes
And you'd skip your early classes
And we'd learn how our bodies worked

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby shoelessschuler » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:49 am UTC

"Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains"

Shakira, Whenever, Wherever.

Also wins the prize for one of the dumbest music videos I've ever seen! Literally her dancing sluttily around or crawling in the mud in front of a green screen.

PS: And I think that Death Cab song is great, and have always liked that particular line.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby ProZac » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:18 pm UTC

I'm not sure I consider it particularly terrible, but the opening of the Live song All Over You is kinda strange.

"Our love is, like water,
Pinned down and abused for being strange."

Each time I hear this I imagine a high school bully kneeling over a puddle of water, fist raised, just ready to start beating the crap out of it "Because it's different".

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Ithinkabouttrees » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:20 pm UTC

Pretty much any lyric in the song "Fireflies" by Owl City.

"I wonder what it's like to be the Rain maker. I wonder what it's like to know I made the rain!" Real World, Matchbox 20. Redundant much?
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Plasmic-Turtle » Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:45 am UTC

Ithinkabouttrees wrote:"I wonder what it's like to be the Rain maker. I wonder what it's like to know I made the rain!" Real World, Matchbox 20. Redundant much?

Maybe I'm just sticking up for them cause I like Matchbox 20, but I don't think it's really redundant. There seems to me to be a shift in the meaning of the sentence, from wondering what it's like to be in control of making the rain to the feeling of knowing that it was you who made the rain, they're two separate things. Same as there's wondering what it's like to be a marathon runner (wind in your ears, pain in your legs, scenery rushing by, trying to overcome the physical and mental barriers to make it to the finish line), and wondering what it's like to know that you ran a marathon - that sense of pride, accomplishment, relief, whatever else one would feel.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby UMOP » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:37 am UTC

The lyrics to "I Gotta Feeling" are hands-down the worst for me. After using the same three lines to fill the first minute and a half of the song, they proceed to rhyme "live it up" with "spend it up". The repetitiveness of the song only gets worse, as do the rhymes. Using Jewish words for no particular reason does nothing for the song, either. Yes, I know I sound like the guy from Cracked.com. It's because he's right. I thought everything he said before I heard him say it.

Also, I don't care how amazing the Beatles are, All You Need Is Love has horrible lyrics. Despite whatever John Lennon was trying to say, "There's nothing you can do that can't be done" means "You can do the possible". Nothing special about that.

Ithinkabouttrees wrote:Pretty much any lyric in the song "Fireflies" by Owl City.

I always get a kick out of "I get a thousand hugs/From ten thousand lightning bugs/As they teach me how to dance". Those are among the least manly words ever uttered, and there is no redemption for anyone who says them seriously.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby TheChewanater » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:00 am UTC

UMOP wrote:The lyrics to "I Gotta Feeling" are hands-down the worst for me.


It's only a slight improvement over "Boom Boom Pow".
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Krong » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:42 am UTC

UMOP wrote:Also, I don't care how amazing the Beatles are, All You Need Is Love has horrible lyrics. Despite whatever John Lennon was trying to say, "There's nothing you can do that can't be done" means "You can do the possible". Nothing special about that.

I can't understand why so many people place All You Need Is Love as one of the defining Beatles songs... it's slow, not edgy or innovative, not particularly deep, not upbeat and fun, not heartstring-tugging sad, and not even very hippie-psychedelic. The refrain is a memorable, important statement, but it doesn't make a song on its own... maybe it was the pop-event nature of its release? I don't know, really.

However, I will defend that particular line, which is like all the other verse lyrics in the song, really. He's not saying "You can do the possible", but more directly "You can't do the impossible." Also obvious, but I believe his point is that you don't need to do it, either. Though there are problems in the world that seem intractable, like warfare and poverty, he's saying that solving those is actually quite simple if you focus on love. To someone who would look at, say, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and say "It's impossible! Their religious priorities are completely incompatible, the political parties benefit from extremism, there's issues of growth and expansion, there's issues of foreign influence, there's the cloud of nuclear weaponry...", Lennon's message is that you don't need to worry about such things if you can solve the problem of love.

Now, it's definitely reasonable to disagree with what he's saying, but he is saying something.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby BlueNight » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:22 am UTC

Gotta be Bad Moon Rising:

"Don't come around tonight,
It's bound to take you life,
There's a bad moon on the rise."

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby H2SO4 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:39 am UTC

I Am I Said -- Neil Diamond
"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair


Oh, and pretty much all of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby TimelordSimone » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:05 am UTC

Lily Allen wrote:it's not fair and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
yes I think you're really mean

oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take


It's just feels like it's been written in about ten minutes.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Dasboard » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:12 pm UTC

Lilly Allen doesn't need good song lyrics.

I agree that the lyrics sucks but I still like the song.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby 1337geek » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:17 pm UTC

BlueNight wrote:THEY DON'T RHYME!

I bet "Wind Beneath My Wings" really bugs you, eh?

H2SO4 wrote:Oh, and pretty much all of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

Is that the one where she wants to date guys that look like Mick Jagger? Eurgh.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Dasboard » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:16 pm UTC

Yes.
Are you ready? Well I made my bet
Are you ready? I made some.. preparations.
Are you ready? But I'm older now!
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby H2SO4 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:44 pm UTC

1337geek wrote:Is that the one where she wants to date guys that look like Mick Jagger? Eurgh.

And where she wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. And brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. And has boys blow up her phone.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby GhostWolfe » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:19 am UTC

It's petty, I know, but Sideways by Citizen Cope:
There's no words to describe it
In French or in English

Is he only failing to find words in those two languages? Would he perhaps like to share his thoughts in Spanish? Mandarin maybe? Swahili?

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby jobriath » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:09 am UTC

Whenever Dionysos include English lyrics I curl up into a ball. Here's the punk, bad-ass refrain from one of their tracks in le mechanique du coeur.

"My motherfucking heart goes clip-clop ding-dong."

Also, the most recent Silver Mt. Zion album, Kollaps Tradixionales, rhymes "love" with "dove". I could have cried.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby phlip » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:25 pm UTC

jobriath wrote:Also, the most recent Silver Mt. Zion album, Kollaps Tradixionales, rhymes "love" with "dove". I could have cried.

But... they do rhyme...

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby SirMustapha » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:32 pm UTC

Bad attempts at rhyming annoy me, but I actually like lyrics that purposefully don't rhyme. I like the careless, "screw it" attitude. There are so many more important attributes to lyrics other than rhyming (rhythm, sound, meaning, etc.), and it sucks when those attributes are sacrificed just for a lousy rhyme.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Dasboard » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:52 pm UTC

That's why Eminem is awesome.

He combines all those things perfectly in some songs. ( Most. Not all. )

Also how much I like Dir en Grey, I wouldn't really consider their lyrics to be very good. The singer makes up for it by kicking ass though.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby addymark » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:09 pm UTC

Yes, According to me also, "My motherfucking heart goes clip-clop ding-dong." is worst music.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Bisyss » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:39 pm UTC

addymark wrote:Yes, According to me also, "My motherfucking heart goes clip-clop ding-dong." is worst music.

If anyone's heart goes "clip-clop ding-dong", they should really see a doctor.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Giant Speck » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:39 am UTC

Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen square?
Was Fashion the reason why they were there?

They disguise it, Hypnotize it
Television made you buy it

I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my...

She's scared that I will take her away from there
Her dreams that her country left with no one there

Mezmerize the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded

I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl
I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl

I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl
I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl


As much as I like System of a Down, their song "Hypnotize" is absolutely terrible. They don't even start singing until 30 seconds into the song and when they do, they spew some random protest-like lyrics out and then mention some random girl and they just run with that for the last minute and a half.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby H2SO4 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:43 am UTC

Isn't that part of System of a Down's thing?
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Ouch.jars » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:43 am UTC

More from Ke$ha, from Blah Blah Blah:
Zip your lips like a padlock


Speaking of bad rhyming, The Way I Are by Timbaland:
Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house
I rent a room in a house
Listen, baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat
But I can float ya boat


By the way, what do all these song lyric sites have against using your scroll wheel or copying the lyrics?
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby bocochoco » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:57 am UTC

"We have come for the number one, not the number two."
-- Manowar, Number 1

They're power metal though, they can get away with it. Also, they're Manowar.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Dasboard » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:46 am UTC

Every power metal song should have lightsabers and unicorns in it.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:21 pm UTC

Basically, all of Lil Mama - Lip Gloss.

In one way, they lyrics are masterful. It takes a linguistic genius to say so little with so many words.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby bocochoco » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:12 pm UTC

Hearts On Fire by Hammerfall has some pretty stupid lyrics..

Hearts On Fire, Hearts On Fire
Burning, burning with desire
Hearts On Fire, Hearts On Fire
Burning, burning with desire
Hearts On Fire, Hearts On Fire
Burning, burning with desire
Burning for the steel

Hearts On Fire
All the while the rest of the band is chanting "Hearts!"

It's pretty bad, but awesome in concert! The whole crowd gets into it.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby picnic_crossfire » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:39 am UTC

DO NOT take this spoiler lightly:
Spoiler:
Khia-My Neck, My Back

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby H2SO4 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:48 am UTC

^ Exhibit A for why I don't listen to rap/hip-hop.
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Jesse » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:23 pm UTC

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Wassup" by R-Truth

People over there wassup?
If you feel me, stand up and say "Wassup?"
Wassup?
Wassup?
Wassup?
Wassup?

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Dasboard » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

Wassup!

No, seriously. I feel you.
Are you ready? Well I made my bet
Are you ready? I made some.. preparations.
Are you ready? But I'm older now!
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby H2SO4 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:29 am UTC

Jesse wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Wassup" by R-Truth

^And Exhibit B.

"Run Run Away" -- Slade
I love black and white
Dreaming in black and white
You love black and white
Run run away

See chameleon
Lying there in the sun
All things to everyone
Run run away
Hey!

If you in the swing
Money ain't everything
If you in the swing
Run run away

See chameleon
Lying there in the sun
All things to everyone
Run run away
Hey!

If you got a crush
Don't beat around the bush
When I've got a crush
Run run away

See chameleon
Lying there in the sun
All things to everyone
Run run away
Hey!

Oh now can't you wait
Love don't come on a plate
Oh now can't you wait
Run run away

See chameleon
Lying there in the sun
All things to everyone
Run run away
Hey!

Run run away
Run run away
Run run away
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Ouch.jars » Mon May 24, 2010 1:03 pm UTC

Another Ke$ha one: Blah Blah Blah
Most of the song is sucky, but then at the end:
Male vocalist wrote:I dont care who you are
In this bar it only matters who I iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Dasboard » Mon May 24, 2010 1:15 pm UTC

I like that using is in stead of am is just a ripp-off from a Talking Heads song.

I got bad coordination
Stuck a pencil in my eye
I can hardly wait to get back home
Why is everyone getting paranoid
I is only having fun


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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby Ephemeron » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:15 am UTC

picnic_crossfire wrote:DO NOT take this spoiler lightly:
Spoiler:
Khia-My Neck, My Back

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack


I feel ashamed for humanity.

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Re: Worst song lyrics

Postby el_loco_avs » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:40 am UTC

picnic_crossfire wrote:DO NOT take this spoiler lightly:
Spoiler:
Khia-My Neck, My Back

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack


I remember this. It is hilariously awful.
You go your way.
I'll go your way too.


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