Hawknc wrote:Number3Pencils wrote:My friend told me that her friend is allergic to shellfish, so she carries an Epi-Pen with her. The thing is, this girl really loves shellfish. So she's with some people at a seafood restaurant. There are some clams. She plunges the Epi-Pen into her thigh, and starts shoveling away the clams as fast as she can before the stuff wears off.
There are few people for whom eating is an extreme sport, but I would count her among those few.
Yeah. I think that pretty much wins the thread.