## Hummus + x = delicious. Solve for x.

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### Re: Hummus + x = delicious. Solve for x.

I'm amazed no one has posted this yet, but for recipes, I'd like to see anything that can beat this:
http://humus101.com/EN/2006/10/14/hummus-recipe/

Also, try hummus on toast, topped with a couple of poached eggs, and then sprinkled with a generous amount of good quality duqqa (if you can find or make it).
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### Re: Hummus + x = delicious. Solve for x.

Cream crackers. I can sit and eat a whole tub of the stuff with cream crackers just shoveling it out of the pot and into my mouth.

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### Re: Hummus + x = delicious. Solve for x.

X= Form of meat.

Get large plate, oil, some spices, chopped onions and tomatoes and X kind of meat.

A sandwich with Hummus is good too.
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Killy_mcgee wrote:X= Form of meat.

...Someone didn't read the first post.

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fyrenwater wrote:
Killy_mcgee wrote:X= Form of meat.

...Someone didn't read the first post.

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MirrorWing wrote:meat

But soy meat and dead animal meat taste different! Even the best veggie stuff I've come across can't match the actual thing. It doesn't work the same way.

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*Shrug* It's been so long that I honestly don't remember the difference.
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MirrorWing wrote:*Shrug* It's been so long that I honestly don't remember the difference.

I same you.

Try fry's braal flavoured soy-sages are totally swede pop. I had to check the packet twice even!

Also try:
Hummus - (chickpeas + lemon juice) = tahini

It's the sesame seed version of peanut butter and it is mega yum.

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for a while I made sandwiches with pita bread, hummus, kalamata olives, cheddar cheese and pickles. some of the best sandwiches I've ever made.
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X = anything solid.

Anyway, I think I may as well give away my secret recipe for the Ultimate Pita:

Cut open your pita Mid-Eastern-style for putting things in it. Put in hummus, pickle slices, olives, and falafel balls. Sprinkle over with Tabasco-style hot sauce. Enjoy.
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I've found that Ritz crackers and gourmet crackers (the kind you eat with expensive cheese) work pretty well with hummus too, for dipping. Not as healthy as dipping veggies, of course.

Also, does store-bought pita taste decent if you fry it? Or is that just a bad idea?
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Depends on the store and where you live. I'd look for a small Mediterranean, Middle-Eastern or Indian grocery to get good pita or flatbread, if you live where that type of place exists.

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Bakemaster wrote:Depends on the store and where you live. I'd look for a small Mediterranean, Middle-Eastern or Indian grocery to get good pita or flatbread, if you live where that type of place exists.

Do they have that sort of thing in Boston?

Also, I see no reason why any person should ever fry pita.
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Yep. Not sure about the Mediterranean bit, but we have plenty of Indian and Middle Eastern groceries that have delicious pita.
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Am eating it with pitta bread. it's DAMN FINE.
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I have to agree- just slather as much hummus as you can on some pita bread and then add whatever you want to it. It's really hard to go wrong with this.
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Slathering is just the wrong way to go about it.The right way to eat hummus using pita is to pile the Hummus on a plate, and then wipe it using pieces of pita, trying to maximize the hummus/pita relationships.
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Well, maybe slather is the wrong word. But either way just the two alone work great.
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Right now I have a thing for pickles dipped in hummus, and I don't really even enjoy pickles by themselves.

fyrenwater wrote:But soy meat and dead animal meat taste different! Even the best veggie stuff I've come across can't match the actual thing. It doesn't work the same way.

Even though most of it doesn't taste at all the same, it's worth noting that we simply forget about the denser taste of real meat. Potatoes feel very thick to me when they used to feel thin compared to meat. (at least, I seem to remember that being the case) The fake meats give me the same mental impression of thickness that used to require real meat.
Tofurkey on the other hand... That's one fake meat that fills me with terror.
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AntonGarou wrote:Slathering is just the wrong way to go about it.The right way to eat hummus using pita is to pile the Hummus on a plate, and then wipe it using pieces of pita, trying to maximize the hummus/pita relationships.

What is easy enough and especially delicious is to make pita chips. Just get the pita or Lebanese bread, cut it into segments (I usually get 15-20 per piece of bread), put them on a lightly oiled tray, spray them over with some more extra virgin olive oil, sprinkle with a little paprika for some colour and bake in a hot oven (about 200oC) until they're crisp.

I have two large containers of these and a litre of homemade hummus in my kitchen...

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nonono, you can't use chips for that- you have to you use the pita pieces as is.Otherwise it's cheating .Also, I find it's much tastier that way.
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x = chips

I just discovered edamame hummus, which is quite delicious.
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Does edamame hummus actually contain, er, hummus (chickpeas) as well as edamame?

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X=Salt and pepper chips.
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Nath wrote:Does edamame hummus actually contain, er, hummus (chickpeas) as well as edamame?

No, the edamame replaces the chickpeas.
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It's at least 10x more delicious than pita bread. It's a scientific fact.In fact anything is better with warm turkish bread.

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joeframbach wrote:Spinach. Lots of it, I mean, half spinach half hummus. And some artichoke.
Mix well and eat with your pita of choice.

Are those artichokes done in oil or butter?
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I once accidently made a sandwich with hummus and tuna salad on a baguette - yummy mistake that I kept making since then
But in general - just stick a lot of hummus on a plate, add spices* and olive oil, and wipe with a bit of pita bread. Easiest snack ever.

* spices = paprika, chili, za'atar (I think it's called hysop in English and it's near impossible to find in the USA, but in the Middle East it's practically a staple food).

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Glaglig wrote:* spices = paprika, chili, za'atar (I think it's called hysop in English and it's near impossible to find in the USA, but in the Middle East it's practically a staple food).

Apparently, za'atar may refer to several herbs, or a mixture thereof. Wikipedia says that thyme, oregano, marjoram, sesame seeds and salt and the common ingredients. The stuff I saw in the Middle East smelled like oregano.

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Nath wrote:
Glaglig wrote:* spices = paprika, chili, za'atar (I think it's called hysop in English and it's near impossible to find in the USA, but in the Middle East it's practically a staple food).

Apparently, za'atar may refer to several herbs, or a mixture thereof. Wikipedia says that thyme, oregano, marjoram, sesame seeds and salt and the common ingredients. The stuff I saw in the Middle East smelled like oregano.

Hmmm... mine says "Ingredients: Zahatar, sesame seeds". But I guess many spices would work.

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Another spice that gives an interesting combination is ground ginger.
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Hmm, seems like feta was only mentioned incidentally in this thread as an ingredient in a suggested wrap.

In that case, let me say it more explicitly! Feta cheese goes awesomely with hummus. If you're making a salad and using hummus somehow, throw in feta. If you're mixing spinach and other things with hummus for dipping, add feta. You can even just mix in a little feta with hummus alone, although the contrast in textures might seem weirder that way. If you're willing to deal with its crumbly nature, put feta inside a sandwich (with your usual sandwich trappings); hummus as a spread should help keep it from falling out everywhere.
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I normally just eat it with pita chips. Heck, any tortilla chip will do just fine. *unoriginal*

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diotimajsh wrote:Hmm, seems like feta was only mentioned incidentally in this thread as an ingredient in a suggested wrap.

In that case, let me say it more explicitly! Feta cheese goes awesomely with hummus. If you're making a salad and using hummus somehow, throw in feta. If you're mixing spinach and other things with hummus for dipping, add feta. You can even just mix in a little feta with hummus alone, although the contrast in textures might seem weirder that way. If you're willing to deal with its crumbly nature, put feta inside a sandwich (with your usual sandwich trappings); hummus as a spread should help keep it from falling out everywhere.

I see we have a Greco-Roman infidel in our hummus thread . Nah, I just dislike feta cheese.

Now, Za'atar is made from oregano? I was under the impression it contained some sort of pepper -- the za'atar I tried burned like the flames of Gehinom!

On that note, hummus basically does for Mediterranean or Middle-Eastern foods what milk does for Indian foods: it provides a dull flavor with the right chemistry to moderate burning spices. This makes it very useful for practically everything. Hence the broad American adoption of hummus by people who never cared a damn whit where it comes from or how it is "traditionally" eaten. For example, I've eaten hummus as a dip for a buffalo-chicken wrap. Dip wrap in hummus, bite, chew, swallow, recurse until no wrap or no hummus remains.
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aleflamedyud wrote:On that note, hummus basically does for Mediterranean or Middle-Eastern foods what milk does for Indian foods: it provides a dull flavor with the right chemistry to moderate burning spices.

I would say more specifically that tahini does that, rather than hummus. That's why it occurs in such a wide variety of dishes (including, of course, hummus).

Also, yoghurt in Indian food, rather than milk.

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Chocolate hummus macaron = yum. Inspired by the foie gras macarons at Pierre Hermé.

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aleflamedyud wrote:Now, Za'atar is made from oregano? I was under the impression it contained some sort of pepper -- the za'atar I tried burned like the flames of Gehinom!

So it probably wasn't "traditional" Za'atar mix, which is made of ground plant that holds the same Arab name(IIRC the English name is hyssop), and a bit of salt and toasted sesame seed- in some areas they also add Thyme Leaved Savory(Micromeria fruticosa- I'm not sure of the common English name) , but that's generally it.
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blue halax wrote:Chocolate hummus macaron = yum. Inspired by the foie gras macarons at Pierre Hermé.

Lies. The only true macaroon is the coconut one!
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Hmm... hummus and coconut? Worth a try.
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Chillis And any kind of dipping implement (Breadsticks are my favourite).
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