10,000 pushups

The Food Forum's Evil Twin. Trying to lose weight or get in shape? Tips, encouragement, status reports, and so forth go here.
Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, we are not health professionals. Take advice with salt.

Moderators: Mighty Jalapeno, Moderators General, Prelates

User avatar
osiris32
Posts: 114
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Portland, OR

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby osiris32 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:04 pm UTC

6,800 + 125 + 10 = 6,935
Image

From the Depths of Hell, to the Gates of Glory, EVERYONE goes home.

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:12 pm UTC

6935 + 65 = 7000 (!)
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

gliese581
Posts: 6
Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:54 am UTC
Location: wrong side of the border between genius and madness

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby gliese581 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:28 pm UTC

time to start exercising again!

7000+39 = 7039 (again prime)

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:26 am UTC

7039 + 50 = 7089
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
Asmodieus
Posts: 188
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:16 pm UTC
Location: Ardis
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:05 pm UTC

7089 + 11=7100
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

User avatar
osiris32
Posts: 114
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Portland, OR

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby osiris32 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:12 am UTC

7,100 + 125 + 10 = 7,235
Image

From the Depths of Hell, to the Gates of Glory, EVERYONE goes home.

jbwraith
Posts: 13
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:01 am UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby jbwraith » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:06 am UTC

7235+15=7250

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:24 am UTC

7250 + 50 = 7300
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
Krawl
Posts: 14
Joined: Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:29 am UTC
Location: East of West Edmonton Mall and West of the Far East.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Krawl » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:25 am UTC

7300+31=7331
1337<->
Also, 7-(3+3)=1
Warning! Sex Facts:
Spoiler:
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a date transfer of 1587.5TB.
That's a lot of Fucking Data! Haha! Get it? Fucking.

Image

jbwraith
Posts: 13
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:01 am UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby jbwraith » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:03 pm UTC

7331+19=7350

User avatar
osiris32
Posts: 114
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Portland, OR

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby osiris32 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:38 pm UTC

Ugh, just got up

7,350 + 125 + 10 = 7,485
Image

From the Depths of Hell, to the Gates of Glory, EVERYONE goes home.

User avatar
Krawl
Posts: 14
Joined: Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:29 am UTC
Location: East of West Edmonton Mall and West of the Far East.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Krawl » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:10 pm UTC

Did girl-style-push-ups. Which we all know only count for 2/3 of a push-up.
Therefore 30/3*2=20.

7485+20=7505
Warning! Sex Facts:
Spoiler:
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a date transfer of 1587.5TB.
That's a lot of Fucking Data! Haha! Get it? Fucking.

Image

User avatar
The EGE
not very good at pickup limes
Posts: 1081
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:11 am UTC
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby The EGE » Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:00 pm UTC

+31

7536
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.

Shivahn wrote:I'm in your abstractions, burning your notions of masculinity.

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:55 pm UTC

7536 + 50 = 7586

[edit] + this mornings 50 = 7636

[edit (again)] + 64 new years day pushups (with biblical scale hangover) = 7700
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:03 am UTC

7700 + today's 50 = 7750

[guys? Anyone out there? It's getting a bit lonely in this thread]
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

Rakysh
Posts: 1276
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Rakysh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:13 pm UTC

d'aww, I'm here for you Jumble. 150 over the past few days.

7750 + 150 = 7900

User avatar
Thesh
Made to Fuck Dinosaurs
Posts: 6598
Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:55 am UTC
Location: Colorado

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Thesh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:05 pm UTC

Fine, I'll make it prime:

7900 + x = 7907
x = 7907 - 7900
x ~= 7
Summum ius, summa iniuria.

User avatar
The EGE
not very good at pickup limes
Posts: 1081
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:11 am UTC
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby The EGE » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:50 pm UTC

7907 + 32 = 7939
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.

Shivahn wrote:I'm in your abstractions, burning your notions of masculinity.

User avatar
osiris32
Posts: 114
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Portland, OR

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby osiris32 » Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:22 pm UTC

7,939 +140 + 10 = 8,089

Ouch, the bump in the number of reps REALLY hurt
Image

From the Depths of Hell, to the Gates of Glory, EVERYONE goes home.

Rakysh
Posts: 1276
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Rakysh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:23 pm UTC

8,089 + 11 = 8,100 because numbers should be nice.

User avatar
Thesh
Made to Fuck Dinosaurs
Posts: 6598
Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:55 am UTC
Location: Colorado

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Thesh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:26 pm UTC

8100 + 1 = 8101 because numbers should be prime.
Summum ius, summa iniuria.

Rakysh
Posts: 1276
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Rakysh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:25 pm UTC

8,101 + 99 = 8,200

Ow.

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:45 pm UTC

8200 + 50 = 8250
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
Magnanimous
Madmanananimous
Posts: 3491
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Land of Hipsters and Rain (LOHAR)

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Magnanimous » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:22 pm UTC

8250 + 20 = 8270

gliese581
Posts: 6
Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:54 am UTC
Location: wrong side of the border between genius and madness

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby gliese581 » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:30 pm UTC

8270+30=8300

User avatar
Sruixan
Posts: 89
Joined: Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:40 pm UTC
Location: seaside or spires

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Sruixan » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:54 pm UTC

8300+25=8325
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
One hot summer's night Lorraine said: "It's time for you to see the lighthouse"
Dr. Ivanovich, was it really necessary?

Rakysh
Posts: 1276
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Rakysh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:36 pm UTC

Knocked out a quick 25 before bed.

8325 + 25 = 8350

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:40 am UTC

8350 + 50 = 8400
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

omginbd
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:51 am UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby omginbd » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:10 am UTC

8400 + 10 = 8410 ... + 9 = 4819 to keep it prime :D

Rakysh
Posts: 1276
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 pm UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Rakysh » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:38 pm UTC

8419 presumably? Anyway,

81 + 8419 = 8500

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:31 am UTC

8500 +50 +50 = 8600
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

cameron432
Posts: 26
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:11 pm UTC

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby cameron432 » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:55 pm UTC

I managed to get about 12 in before I had to go to the hospital, so

8612

gliese581
Posts: 6
Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:54 am UTC
Location: wrong side of the border between genius and madness

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby gliese581 » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:23 pm UTC

8612+40=8652

User avatar
Magnanimous
Madmanananimous
Posts: 3491
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Land of Hipsters and Rain (LOHAR)

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Magnanimous » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:31 am UTC

8652 + 50 = 8702

User avatar
The EGE
not very good at pickup limes
Posts: 1081
Joined: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:11 am UTC
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby The EGE » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:58 am UTC

8702 +50 = 8752
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.

Shivahn wrote:I'm in your abstractions, burning your notions of masculinity.

User avatar
Blackhawk5367
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:19 am UTC
Location: Austin, TX

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Blackhawk5367 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:57 am UTC

8752 + 60 = 8812
Maybe if this post is witty and/or original enough
Someone will finally love me

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:32 am UTC

8812 +58 + 30 = 8900
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
Jumble
Posts: 1184
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Location: London(ish), UK.
Contact:

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Jumble » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:27 am UTC

8900 +50 +50 = 9000.

Come on, all! We're nearly there!
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

User avatar
osiris32
Posts: 114
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Portland, OR

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby osiris32 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:43 pm UTC

9,000 + 175 = 9,175

Yeah, that 10 reps-per-set boost REALLY fucking hurts
Image

From the Depths of Hell, to the Gates of Glory, EVERYONE goes home.

User avatar
Magnanimous
Madmanananimous
Posts: 3491
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Location: Land of Hipsters and Rain (LOHAR)

Re: 10,000 pushups

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:13 pm UTC

9175 + 100 = 9275


Return to “Fit Club”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests