Hilarity in physics today (not a quote, more of a story)
Teacher tries erasing something on the board. Marker is left on the board.
"Hold on, I'll just get my trusty whiteboard cleaner..."
He attempts to spray it. It doesn't spray. He ends up pouring some onto a cloth and wiping the board with the cloth. He then continues to write on it.
A few minutes later, he needs to erase something again. He uses the whiteboard eraser, and ends up smudging the ink over the board.
"Well, this works better anyway." He gets the cloth soaked in whiteboard cleaner, and cleans it off. "Oh, look, I even have a holder for it," he says, and places the cloth on his head. He attempts to write on the board, but the marker doesn't work.
"Let's move over to the other board." It doesn't work on this one either. He proceeds to make that annoying squeaky sound when you write with a marker on a whiteboard while saying "Warning! Warning!"
Finally, he gives up and walks out of the room. "I'm just going to look for my dignity now."
(About ten minutes later, he mentioned that the stuff on the cloth was making his head itchy.)
Monika wrote: Vieto wrote:
Secateurs wrote:We have double periods of maths every so often. On these days, usually two people organise a cake to be eaten halfway through. Today, when we were eating, our teacher says "You know what we should call these double periods, right?"
Class: "No, what?"
I'll take... that radian!
Uh, what? Is that a pun, too?
I'd say yes, as in taking a circular sector (slice) of the cake.