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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Krong » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:09 am UTC

LAT-R-O1 wrote:Team Leader KR-O-ON1, I submit to a search and request that all other troubleshooters are search to locate AD-R-CORE1's weapon.

Who is that? Sounds like it must be your commie superior; I am your Deputy Team Leader K-O-ONG1.

I accuse LAT-R-O1 for attempting to mislead the team about the identity of our dear team leader and for attempting to frame AZ-R-EL1 for weapon theft.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Adacore » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:54 am UTC

Greetings troubleshooters! I'm glad to be able to enter into the benevolent service of our glorious and magnificent lord, the Friend Computer! Unfortunately, I can't seem to find my predecessor's laser pistol or equipment. To serve the great Friend Computer's will, I must be reunited with my rightful property, so would somebody please return the darn pistol

LAT-R-O1 is certainly looking suspicious, but without my pistol I am unable to be the instrument of Friend Computer's justice, so I will not accuse him officially yet.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby willwithskills » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:07 am UTC

LAT-R-O1 seems more like a vile traitor every day! He tried to blame us all for grabbing up weapons before he could guide us, but I willfully submitted myself to his command earlier in the day, like a good little red shirt, and he refused to distribute a weapon to me! He has failed at the job assigned to him by Friend Computer, and for this he must pay.

Not only that, but he planted weapons on a trusted troubleshooter! What treason is this?

Accuse: LAT-R-O1 for failing at his duties even when asked to do so, and for trying to frame AZ-R-EL1 with an unauthorized stun gun.

If I count correctly, that amounts to three treason points against the traitorous LAT-R-O1! As soon as the computer gives the go-ahead, I will fire against this commie.
So it goes.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby The Computer » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:22 am UTC

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRAITOR!!!!


GAL-R-ON1: 2 (Activity Logs)
LAT-R-O1: 3 (AZ-R-EL1, KR-O-NG1, WILL-R-SKILLD1)
AZ-R-EL1: 1 (LAT-R-O1)

Get him!!!!

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby willwithskills » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:30 am UTC

Fire laser at LAT-R-O1

He must die!
So it goes.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby BigNose » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:00 am UTC

willwithskills wrote:Fire laser at LAT-R-O1

He must die!

DITTO


Fire laser at LAT-R-O1
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:15 am UTC

I fire my laser at LAT-R-O1
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby jayhsu » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:20 am UTC

Azrael001 wrote:I fire my laser at LAT-R-O1


Zombies are treasonous commie mutants after all.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby jayhsu » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:21 am UTC

I fire my laser at LAT-R-O1
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Adacore » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:46 am UTC

I have a suspicion that jayhsu has an explicit dislike of corpses. That's the second time he's attempted to murder one...

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby BigNose » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:55 pm UTC

But does his lazy lasing count as lost light?
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Adacore » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:14 pm UTC

I think that may well be acceptable justification for an accusation if posited to our glorious master, the Computer. I'm not sure it is, in itself, terribly traitorous however, and I'm trying to heed Friend Computer's most worthy and insightful advice that we, his humble, meek and loyal servants, should be playing this more like a mafia game and less like a Paranoia RPG.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby The Computer » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:48 am UTC

LAT-R-O1 lies deceased! Go Team! Go Team! You Are Best!

The Computer is very impressed with AZ-R-EL1.

The Computer grows weary of waiting for you to decide if you have appropriate weaponry, and is watching reruns of Red Dwarf.

Please wrap up your deliberations soon and advise the computer accordingly.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Krong » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:13 am UTC

Though my limited brain causes me to fail to understand why Friend Computer would wish to cut short a Red Dwarf marathon, I believe we should finish our activities for today.

Vote: Day End

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby The Computer » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:35 am UTC

The Computer is most displeased with your failure to arm yourselves. You have 24 hours to complete the mission, or I will have to intervene. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

The Computer also wishes you to use your final 24 hours to help welcome your newest member. There seems to have been some confusion at the cloning vats. LAT-R-Os 2 through 6 seem to have died of said confusion, and your newest member is, instead, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2. Please make him welcome.

Oh, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, Traitor. Kill the lurker Traitor! He hurts my eyes!

GAL-R-ON1 is a traitor.

Deadline in 24 hours

Current Allegations of Treason:
GAL-R-ON1: 3 (Activity Logs)
AZ-R-EL1: 1 (LAT-R-O1)

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:40 am UTC

I shoot GAL-R-ON1 3 times.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby The Computer » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:07 am UTC

Ahhh. That's better. You, {SUBJECT NAME HERE}, must be the pride of {SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE}

The traitor GAL-R-ON1 is dead.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby weiyaoli » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:33 am UTC

Everyone alive should have a weapon now so:
Vote: Day End
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby BigNose » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:20 am UTC

Vote: Day end
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby IntSec » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:27 am UTC

JAY-R-SHOE1 has a working Red laser pistol with 2 shots remaining
WEI-R-LI1 has a functioning Red Laser Pistol with 2 shots remaining
AZ-R-EL1 has a functioning Red Laser Pistol with 1 shots remaining
K-O-ONG1 has a functioning Orange Laser Pistol with 4 shots remaining
WILL-R-SKILD1 has a functioning Red Laser Pistol with 2 shots remaining
BIG-R-NOSE2 has a functioning Red Laser Pistol with 2 shots remaining

The following items remain on the floor:

A Mk 1 Pistol labelled JAY-R-SHOE1 and WILL-R-SKILD1
A Mk 2 Pistol labelled GAL-R-ON1 and K-O-ONG1
A Mk 2 Pistol labelled Technical Support and BROOKLYN-R-MAN2

A Red Mk 1 Barrel labelled AZ-R-EL1 and Medic, with 4 rings of light
A Red Mk 1 Barrel labelled GAL-R-ON1 and Team Leader, with 2 rings of light
A Red Mk 2 Barrel labelled BROOKLYN-R-MAN1 and WILL-R-SKILD1, with 2 rings of light

AD-R-CORE1's Red Laser Pistol with 4 shots remaining is currently unaccounted for

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:29 am UTC

I pick up a Red Mk 1 Barrel labelled AZ-R-EL1 and Medic, with 4 rings of light
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Aardvarki » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:32 pm UTC

Vote: Day End
and/or
End Day, if I'm allowed to just do that.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby The Computer » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:01 am UTC

Image
AARDV-O-KI1 has used End Day! It was super fun!

However, you have failed the Computer. You were to all arm yourselves, and some of you did not do so. AARDV-O-Ki1, you have no weapon, and neither does AD-R-CORE2. BROOKLYN-R-MAN1 has not yet entered the room, so we will leave him be for the moment. If you are unable to arm yourselves, how are you going to find my little dood! At the moment none of you are worthy to replace him!

In penalty for failing The Computer, AARDV-O-KI1, you are no longer team leader. Your security clearance is now red and you will be known as AARDV-R-KI1. I have chosen to promote AZ-R-EL1 to team leader and he is now known as AZ-O-EL1. He has been super awesome at flushing out and dealing with the traitors amongst you. Perhaps he shall be my new little dood.

AARDV-O-KI1 is now the guy who holds the multicorder, please take the multicorder from the Team Leader.

Please proceed to the next room where you will be briefed on your next mission.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby BigNose » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:33 am UTC

Saunters into the next room, waiting for all the others to catch up.
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Adacore » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:26 am UTC

I'll proceed into the next room too, while continuing to wonder if we're playing Paranoia or Mafia here. Either way, I figure we have enough cumulative shots now to kill four commie mutant traitors. If we don't come across any Bots we need to shoot, at least.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Adacore » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:27 am UTC

EBWOP: Make that five, Az picked up another barrel. Could even be 6 or 7 if someone has my frikkin' laser pistol.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby BigNose » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:36 am UTC

Adacore wrote:EBWOP: Make that five, Az picked up another barrel. Could even be 6 or 7 if someone has my frikkin' laser pistol.

Unfortunately, that will only kill 6 or 7 CLONES. It seems that killing Clones does not reveal the alignment of the player. In order to get that, we need to find 1 player and continually accuse and shoot them, to EVENTUALLY kill them dead and get alignment.

(At least, that's my interpretation, hence I speculated before {or at least in my head}, than we would need more lasers and /or more charge packs/barrels)

Any volunteers? No? Shock!
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Adacore » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:24 pm UTC

BigNose wrote:
Adacore wrote:EBWOP: Make that five, Az picked up another barrel. Could even be 6 or 7 if someone has my frikkin' laser pistol.

Unfortunately, that will only kill 6 or 7 CLONES. It seems that killing Clones does not reveal the alignment of the player. In order to get that, we need to find 1 player and continually accuse and shoot them, to EVENTUALLY kill them dead and get alignment.

Yes, I realise that. I guess we'll have to get more guns/ammo at some point.

I'm assuming we're not meant to be playing by actual paranoia rules, such that you can't justify suspicion of a clone based upon the actions of its predecessor (even though in all but a handful of cases all clones of a single troubleshooter have identical characters and motives). So at some point we do need to find someone we consider suspicious and shoot them. A lot.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Aardvarki » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:33 pm UTC

Erm, friend computer, it appears that if I do not have a weapon it is because MIST-O-K1 took his with him when you took him to be, erm... processed. It was my assumption that I was given his weapon when I took over for him. May I retrieve his weapon?
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Brooklynxman » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:38 pm UTC

Pick up A Mk 2 Pistol labelled Technical Support and BROOKLYN-R-MAN2
Pick up A Red Mk 2 Barrel labelled BROOKLYN-R-MAN1 and WILL-R-SKILD1, with 2 rings of light


Not enough to kill one traitor, but I trust friend computer in his infinite wisdom to give me an appropriate amount of ammunition to carry out my duty of destroying commie mutants.
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

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I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby weiyaoli » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:58 pm UTC

Proceed into the next room.

I'm ready for the mission.
And you thought I was crazy...

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:01 pm UTC

Proceed into the next room.

I'm ready for the mission.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby jayhsu » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:31 pm UTC

Proceed into the next room.

I'm ready for the mission.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Brooklynxman » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:57 pm UTC

Proceed into the next room.

I'm ready for the mission.
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Krong » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:57 am UTC

Proceed into the next room.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Not A Raptor » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:58 am UTC

The Computer wrote:
In penalty for failing The Computer, AARDV-O-KI1, you are no longer team leader. Your security clearance is now red and you will be known as AARDV-R-KI1...

AARDV-O-KI1 is now the guy who holds the multicorder, please take the multicorder from the Team Leader.

Friend Computer, you, in your perfection, should at least remain consistent with your own statements.

...

Wait. I'm not even present. Surely, this must mean that I am a mutant commie traitor! I must commit harakiri to make Friend Computer happy! *grabs a mysteriously unnoticed tantō and disembowels himself. Oddly, the blade is broken in the act, as if the mutant back of NOT-IR-APTR had been as hard as steel.*

(This odd intervention brought to you by nitpicking.)
Van wrote:I like simple games.

Like Wizardry.

WARNING: Is acting like NaR.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby BigNose » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:14 pm UTC

*Beats the crap out of NaR with the butt of my laser pistol*

'Your not worth the energy to waste a light pulse on!'

Harmony and happiness is restored.
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Azrael001 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:42 pm UTC

People, as your new leader, I must implore you to follow the directions of the computer.
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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby willwithskills » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:25 pm UTC

I proceed into the next room.
So it goes.

Dromtry wrote:
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You have a large red hiney?

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Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Postby Aardvarki » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:08 pm UTC

Proceed into the next room.

Azrael, as the team leader, is there anything you can do to get my laser pistol back from MIST-O-K1? It appears that he had one and when I took his place, it was not transferred to me as I expected it to be.

Also, can you please give me the multicorder?

Once I have the multicorder and a pistol, I will be ready for the mission.
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