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Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:33 pm UTC
by Azrael001
EBWOP

You know what? I'm sick you you all.

Shoot BIG-R-NOSE2 3 times

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:31 am UTC
by Krong
Hi all! I'm new to troubleshooting, and I'd just like to say that...

*sees body of K-O-ONG1*

Whoa! Who killed that guy? Whoever it is is going to suffer mild injury, I'm telling you!

*reviews logs*

Ah, OK. Someone named JAY-R-SHOE1. You know, I always get so confused by numbers, but if there's one thing I do know, it's that 1=2.

Shoot JAY-R-SHOE2 one time

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:28 am UTC
by BigNose
Accuse AZ-0-EL1 for shooting a highly valued Investigator (me) without sufficient accusations or justification.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:14 pm UTC
by Azrael001
Hey, I killed you, be quiet.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:24 pm UTC
by BigNose
Accuse AZ-0-EL1 for shooting a highly valued Investigator (me) without sufficient accusations or justification.


(It that quieter?)

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:24 am UTC
by The Computer
Allegations of Treason:

AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (2): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer
JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Computer
WEI-O-LI2 (3): Activity Logs, The Computer
AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs
SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs


BigNose wrote: Shoot WEI-O-LI2 3 times
No! My loyal troubleshooter lies dying!
For shooting a loyal troubleshooter, BIG-R-NOSE2's standing with the computer falls.
For shooting a loyal troubleshooter, BIG-R-NOSE2's standing with the computer falls.
For killing a loyal troubleshooter, BIG-R-NOSE2's standing with the computer falls.

Azrael001 wrote:Shoot BIG-R-NOSE2 3 times
Justice is served!
For executing a traitor, AZ-O-EL1's standing with the computer is improved.

Krong wrote:Shoot JAY-R-SHOE2 one time
He got what he deserved.
For injuring a traitor, K-O-ONG2's standing with the computer is improved.

Notable local corpses include BIG-R-NOSE2 and WEI-O-LI2. Replacement clones are being warmed.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:31 pm UTC
by Brooklynxman
Docbot: BIG-R-NOSE2

We need everyone to be traitors. Plus look, I am resurrecting a traitor, I must be communist. Plus my finger has been itching and I get the feeling we are all saving it hoping it will be used on us. Now its done.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:44 pm UTC
by BigNose
Accuse BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 of ressurecting a traitor
Damn, I was gonna let my new clone do that!!

2 x BIG-R-NOSE :lol: 8)

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:24 pm UTC
by willwithskills
I baked a cake. Everyone can have a piece! Watch out for the Super Bouncy Happy Fun Anti Personnel Mines inside.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:02 pm UTC
by Brooklynxman
Accuse: willwithskills

Just giving things out to everyone? Commie behavior.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:10 pm UTC
by willwithskills
Accuse: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2
Can't you just accept a simple piece of delicious cake? Or do you NOT LIKE CAKE AT ALL?!? DISLIKE CAKE = TRAITOR.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:41 pm UTC
by Brooklynxman
Accuse will....again

Deliberately misinterpreting faithful troubleshooting as a dislike of cake.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:51 pm UTC
by Krong
Accuse: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 and WILL-R-SKILD1 of fighting over cake when clearly the enlightened approach is the communist approach of splitting the cake equally according to the needs of each.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:55 pm UTC
by Brooklynxman
Accuse: Krong

Desire to make communist cake communist cake. Really wtf?

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:28 am UTC
by BigNose
willwithskills wrote:I baked a cake. Everyone can have a piece! Watch out for the Super Bouncy Happy Fun Anti Personnel Mines inside.

Accuse WWS of trying to kill MULTIPLE Investigators

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:11 pm UTC
by jayhsu
willwithskills wrote:Accuse: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2
Can't you just accept a simple piece of delicious cake? Or do you NOT LIKE CAKE AT ALL?!? DISLIKE CAKE = TRAITOR.


Who doesn't like cake?!

Accuse: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:12 pm UTC
by jayhsu
Shoot: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 1 time

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:23 am UTC
by Brooklynxman
Accuse jayshu

Following a commie mutants logical fallacy is clear evidence of communism. Also shooting a troubleshooter without clearance from the computer.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:16 am UTC
by Azrael001
Shoot Jayshu 3 times.

I'mma kill all you traitors.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:18 am UTC
by The Computer
Allegations of Treason:

AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer, The Computer, WILL-O-SKILD2, JAY-R-SHOE2
JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Computer
WEI-O-LI2 (3): Activity Logs, The Computer
AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs
SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs
BIG-R-NOSE2 (5): Big Nose With A Vengeance, The Computer x 4
K-O-ONG1(1): The Computer
WILL-O-SKILLD2 (1): BIG-R-NOSE2
Brooklynxman wrote:Docbot: BIG-R-NOSE2
BIG-R-NOSE2 has returned to life!
For resurrecting a tratior, BRROKLYN-R-MAN2's standing with the computer has fallen
Brooklynxman wrote:Accuse: willwithskills
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, your current security clearance does not allow multiple allegations of treason.
Krong wrote:Accuse: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 and WILL-R-SKILD1 of fighting over cake when clearly the enlightened approach is the communist approach of splitting the cake equally according to the needs of each.
Commie!!! +1 treason point for you!
jayhsu wrote:Who doesn't like cake?!

Accuse: BROOKLYN-R-MAN2
Certainly not me. I love cake.

Local traitors include: AD-O-CORE3, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, JAY-R-SHOE1 & BIG-R-NOSE2
Local corpses include: WEI-O-LI2
Local cakes include: one cake.
The cake is a lie

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:24 am UTC
by Azrael001
EBWOP: Jayshu doesn't exist. Clearly I meant

I shoot the traitor JAY-R-SHOE1 3 times.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:33 am UTC
by Brooklynxman
Accuse Az

Seriously, how many lasers do you have? I don't see you picking up more, but you seem to have an endless supply, today alone you have shot 6 times. Anyone else find this bothersome?

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:02 am UTC
by Azrael001
I still have two more barrels, and I intend to use them.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:10 am UTC
by BigNose
Dear Computer Friend,

In the rcent events of finding and killing traitors in your glorious name, it seems that I have been over-eager with my trigger finger. This now leaves me in a lesser happy state, in that I cannot carry out the wishes of destroying traitors without more Rings of Light.

Would it be possible to direct me to the local store, where I might either purchase more Rings, or find spare barrels, or can I simply recharge the gun by leaving in the Sun to gain Light?

Your friendly, happy chappy,

BIG-R-NOSE2
Happiness Officer

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:42 am UTC
by willwithskills
I am very very disappointed that no one wants to eat my cake. I baked it special for all my good troubleshooting friends but no one wants to eat it! It makes me sad, which I know the Happiness Officer will not be pleased with.

Here, I'll start us off. I eat one piece of cake.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:36 am UTC
by Krong
I happen to like it when everyone realizes they're sad. It means the proletariat has finally come to understand the oppression brought upon the poor workers of this society by Enemy Computer.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:22 am UTC
by BigNose
Krong wrote:I happen to like it when everyone realizes they're sad. It means the proletariat has finally come to understand the oppression brought upon the poor workers of this society by Enemy Computer.

Accuse: KR-0-NG1 of being a traitor for wanting sadness

Can people hurry and also accuse, so that I can beat him over the head with the butt of my lazer, or slice him with with the sharpness of my wit?

Ta

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:47 am UTC
by The Computer
Azrael001 wrote:I shoot the traitor JAY-R-SHOE1 3 times.
For killing a tratior, AZ-O-EL1's standing with The Computer has improved
JAY-R-SHOE1 is now dead. His replacement clone is being warmed.

AZ-O-EL1 has picked up JAY-R-SHOE1's laser pistol barrel and put it in his pocket.
Brooklynxman wrote:Accuse Az
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, I again remind you that your current security clearance only allows one allegation of treason at a time, and you are currently accusing AD-O-CORE3.

BIG-R-NOSE2, I got your letter. I would allow you to recharge your weapon. Except for that whole, you being a traitor thing. No hard feelings, right?
willwithskills wrote: I eat one piece of cake.
WILL-O-SKILLD2 has eaten cake! It was good. There are now 9 slices of cake remaining.
BigNose wrote:Accuse: KR-0-NG1 of being a traitor for wanting sadness
BIG-R-NOSE2, I give you the same advice I gave BROOKLYN-R-MAN2. However, I did notice K-O-ONG2's enjoyment of the sadness of others. I don't like sadness. The Computer has stated that everyone is happy. To say that people are sad is treason.

Please make welcome friend troubleshooter WEI-O-LI3 who has appeared, coincidentally WEI-O-LI2's body was removed at the same time.


Allegations of Treason:

AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer, The Computer, WILL-O-SKILD2, JAY-R-SHOE2
JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Compute
AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs
SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs
BIG-R-NOSE2 (5): Big Nose With A Vengeance, The Computer x 4
K-O-ONG1(2): The Computer x 2
WILL-O-SKILLD2 (1): BIG-R-NOSE2

Current Traitors are: AD-O-CORE3, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, JAY-R-SHOE1 & BIG-R-NOSE2
Local corpses include: JAY-R-SHOE1
Local cakes include: 9/10 slices of cake.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:09 am UTC
by BigNose
Unaccuse: WILL-O-SKILLD2 (for the time being)

Accuse: K-O-ONG1 of being a traitor for wanting sadness

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:17 pm UTC
by weiyaoli
Hello All!

I will Eat: 8 slices of cake


Haha, none for teh rest of you! Well except for one slice.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:23 pm UTC
by Azrael001
The Computer wrote:AZ-O-EL2 has picked up JAY-R-SHOE1's laser pistol barrel and put it in his pocket.
Wait, what is he doing activated already? I (AZ-O-EL1) am still alive!

Shoot AZ-O-EL2 3 times and take his stuff.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:01 pm UTC
by The Computer
AZ-O-EL1, you are clearly looking in a mirror or something as I clearly said AZ-O-EL1...

WEI-O-LI3 takes 5 pieces of cake, the fifth of which explodes, taking WEI-O-LI3 with it.

Allegations of Treason:

AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer, The Computer, WILL-O-SKILD2, JAY-R-SHOE2
JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Compute
AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs
SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs
BIG-R-NOSE2 (5): Big Nose With A Vengeance, The Computer x 4
K-O-ONG1(3): The Computer x 2, BIG-R-NOSE2

Current Traitors are: AD-O-CORE3, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, JAY-R-SHOE1 & BIG-R-NOSE2
Local corpses include: JAY-R-SHOE1, WEI-O-LI3
Local cakes include: 4/10 slices of cake.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:47 am UTC
by Krong
It seems as though the cake is deceitful.

It shares that trait with Enemy Computer. Look at how AZ-O-EL1 is made to look like a fool, while the computer pretends to be clean of any mistakes. It has even made fit to erase its past errors, rewriting history in hopes that we will move on with our lives, believing its every word.

To this, I say: NO MORE. WE MUST ARISE AGAINST OUR MALEFACTOR, COMRADES!!!

Shoot nearest computer terminal one time

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:09 am UTC
by Brooklynxman
I see atleast 3 pieces of evidence of traitorism, but can't levy any more accusations. Anyone wanna field this?

Also:
Move in front of computer to prevent any further shooting of the computer.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:17 am UTC
by The Computer
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The Computer is shocked! K-O-ONG2, you dare to shoot me in the terminals? I'll shoot you in the terminals...


Allegations of Treason:

AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2
BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer, The Computer, WILL-O-SKILD2, JAY-R-SHOE2
JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Compute
AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs
SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs
BIG-R-NOSE2 (5): Big Nose With A Vengeance, The Computer x 4
K-O-ONG2(∞): The Computer x 2, BIG-R-NOSE2, The Computer x ∞

Current Traitors are: AD-O-CORE3, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, JAY-R-SHOE1 & BIG-R-NOSE2, K-O-ONG2
Local corpses include: JAY-R-SHOE1, WEI-O-LI3
Local cakes include: 4/10 slices of cake.

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:15 am UTC
by BigNose
Starts beating the crap outta K-O-ONG2

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:15 am UTC
by BigNose
More beating the crap outta K-O-ONG2

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:17 am UTC
by BigNose
Pound the plaid from K-O-ONG2's traitorous shirt

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:25 am UTC
by Brooklynxman
Computer has given the go ahead, K-O-ONG2, you do realize even though we are all supposed to be traitors, that was too far, right?

Shoot: K-O-ONG2

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:29 pm UTC
by Krong
No, I don't. There is no limit to how far I'll go in my pretended goal of revolution against the Computer. Even if that means resorting to violence against the supremely wise and kind Computer. It must know that I intend to follow its instructions fully, even if that causes us both pain.