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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:56 am UTC

The Computer is shocked, appalled and secretly pleased by BIG-R-NOSE2's actions. Tut tut. Injuries all round!

(Oh yes, he's a traitor. Tsk.)

AZ-O-EL2 brutally slaughters BIG-R-NOSE2! Points!

BIG-R-NOSE3 joins the game in TWO HOURS!! HA HA! HE HAS NO RINGS! OH NOES.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Azrael001 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

Has it been two hours yet?
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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Azrael001 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

No.
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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:25 pm UTC

From Sector Zero, please make welcome Miss BIG-R-NOSE3! Her interests include bootlicking, long walks by the terminals, and obsequiousness.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby BigNose » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:15 pm UTC

*Stands behind AZ-O-EL2*
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:27 pm UTC

Target lost!

Are you still there?

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Azrael001 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:38 pm UTC

Clearly BIG-R-NOSE3 is looking to damage the terminals that he spends all his long walks by.

I shoot BIG-R-NOSE3 3 times.
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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Krong » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:34 am UTC

*waits for everyone else to waste their Rings of Light*
The answer to the question "What’s wrong with the world?" is just two words: "I am." -- G. K. Chesterton (attributed)

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby BigNose » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:10 am UTC

Waits for shots to take effect. . . . . . . . .
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:32 pm UTC

BIG-R-NOSE3 is deceased. BIG-R-NOSE4 appearing in 3... 2... 1...

Also, 5 days have passed with, bluntly, little activity. Executions will be forthcoming, then fifthcoming.

Oh yes. AZ-O-EL2 is an evil commie mutant traitor.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:36 pm UTC

I've used up the last of my bullets, and thus I cannot kill myself. Someone else will have too.
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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby weiyaoli » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:53 pm UTC

Shoot: AZ-O-EL2 once
And you thought I was crazy...

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:54 pm UTC

Mmm. Taste the justice.
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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Adacore » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:02 pm UTC

Right, well. Since I'm not entirely sure how to win this game (and not completely convinced it's possible - this is Paranoia after all), I have to say I'm slightly unclear as to what we should do. Mostly my strategy was to wait until someone gets to their fifth clone, then kill them twice purely to find out what happens when someone dies for realz. But that's probably actually not a great idea in terms of playing the game properly, so instead I will start shooting at the evil commie traitorous enemy who is disobeying the magnificent and most glorious Friend Computer's will:

Shoot AZ-O-EL2 once

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby BigNose » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:36 pm UTC

YEAH.
Everyone shoot evryone else.

This makes the Happiness Officer even happier.
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:37 pm UTC

The traitor is now deceased. Jolly good.

Cupcakes for all.

BIG-R-NOSE4 is now in effect.

Day 3 is extended for 48 hours.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Brooklynxman » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:16 pm UTC

Takes a cupcake

When the new Az shows up, Ima bust a concentrated beam of light is his glutious maximus.
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Krong » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:43 am UTC

Shoot WEI-O-LI4 once.
The answer to the question "What’s wrong with the world?" is just two words: "I am." -- G. K. Chesterton (attributed)

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby weiyaoli » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:57 am UTC

Shoot K-O-ONG2 twice
And you thought I was crazy...

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:01 am UTC

Tut tut. You disappoint The Computer. Steps have been taken.

Disengaging morality core.

A deadly neurotoxin is flooding the room. All living players take one damage every time The Computer posts.

K-O-ONG2 died from WEI-O-LI4's shots and will resurrect in 1 day.
WEI-O-LI4 dies from the neurotoxin and will resurrect in 2 days. Filthy traitor.
JAY-R-SHU4, AD-O-CORE4 and BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 have one hit point remaining.
BIG-R-NOSE4 and AZ-O-EL3 have two hit points remaining.

6 rings of light for everyone!

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Brooklynxman » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:25 am UTC

Shoot AD-O-CORE4 until he dies
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby BigNose » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:46 am UTC

REVENGE!!!!!
Shoot BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 once.
Shoot JAY-R-SHU4 once.
Shoot AZ-O-EL3 once.

Eats cookie (Urggghhhhh they only last 1 day)
Eats Cupcake (yummee)
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby The Computer » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:58 am UTC

BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 shoots AD-O-CORE4 to death once. Traitorous activity is frowned upon.
BIG-R-NOSE4 shoots and kills JAY-R-SHU4 and BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, and critically wounds AZ-O-EL3. He's totally a traitor, folks.

AZ-O-EL3 falls victim to the deadly neurotoxin. Ouch, that looks painful.

BIG-R-NOSE4 has one hit point remaining. All other troubleshooters writhe painfully on the ground before expiring.

In the event of no active troubleshooters being present, all troubleshooter's next clones will activate.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:46 pm UTC

The Computer wrote:Oh yes. AZ-O-EL2 is an evil commie mutant traitor.

The Computer wrote:The traitor is now deceased. Jolly good.

I thought that I was already dead.
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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Brooklynxman » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:46 pm UTC

Sensing impending doom: shoots wildly everywhere
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Krong » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:58 am UTC

Ermm... am I alive? Hello world?
The answer to the question "What’s wrong with the world?" is just two words: "I am." -- G. K. Chesterton (attributed)

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby BigNose » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:15 am UTC

Krong wrote:Ermm... am I alive? Hello world?

Yes you are, so . . .

Shoot K-O-ONG3 once.
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Postby The Computer » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:40 am UTC

Azrael001 wrote:
The Computer wrote:Oh yes. AZ-O-EL2 is an evil commie mutant traitor.

The Computer wrote:The traitor is now deceased. Jolly good.

I thought that I was already dead.

Indeed, AZ-O-EL2 died a scummy traitor. AZ-O-EL3 died a heroes death some 48 hours later. The Computer shed a tear.

BIG-R-NOSE4, the traitorous dog, serves K-O-ONG3 a glancing blow. One hit point is lost.

Watch out, boys and girls! Here comes the neurotoxin!

BIG-R-NOSE4 succumbs to a newly diagnosed fatal neurotoxin allergy. No one attended his funeral.
K-O-ONG3 begins coughing up blood, but struggles to his feet.

Let's make this interesting. BIG-R-NOSE5 rejoins us in 48 hours. Everyone else rejoins ... NOW!

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Krong » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:41 am UTC

Shoot BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 twice.
The answer to the question "What’s wrong with the world?" is just two words: "I am." -- G. K. Chesterton (attributed)

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Brooklynxman » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:54 am UTC

Empty laser gun into K-O-ONG3
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Azrael001 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:11 pm UTC

Shoot BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 Once

Shoot JAY-R-SHU5 Two times

Shoot WEI-O-LI5 Three times
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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Adacore » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:21 pm UTC

Oh that was so totally traitorous.

Shoot AZ-O-EL4 twice

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby The Computer » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:52 am UTC

BIG-R-NOSE5 is IN DA HOUSE!
K-O-ONG3 attempts to kill BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, but he is already dead.
BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 murders K-O-ONG3, and mutilates his corpse. What a traitor!
AZ-O-EL4 also mutilates that pretty, pretty corpse of BROOKLYN-R-MAN2.
JAY-R-SHU5 staggers under sustained fire from AZ-O-EL4.
WEI-O-LI5 is blasted into pieces.
AD-O-CORE5 takes revenge on AZ-O-EL4, who lies in a pool of blood gasping for breath.

Oh no! What's that sound? Can it be? No! Not the neurotoxin!

JAY-R-SHU5 and AZ-O-EL4 are totally corpsified.
BIG-R-NOSE5, AD-O-CORE5 and BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 have 2 hitpoints remaining

JAY-R-SHU6, WEI-O-LI6, AZ-O-EL5 and K-O-ONG4 rejoin in 48 hours

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby BigNose » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:36 am UTC

Uses hidden Stun Gun on BROOKLYN-R-MAN3

Shoot BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 once
kill, Kill, KILL !!

Use the Computer Terminal that no-one has taken off me, (cos you all shot more than ONCE), to infect The Computer (by sneezing on it).

Attempt to recruit AD-O-CORE5 in the Psions
Come to the Light side, the Right side (it's Martini) my pretty!
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Your Immediate Superior » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:17 pm UTC

You remembered I existed! But why did you reveal yourself so openly?

(a voice whispers nearby) Cut him loose! Cut him loose!

Oh crap! Oh crap! Here; its all I can do. Don't contact me again. Please!

BIG-R-NOSE5 has 6 extra rings of light as a one-off bonus.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby The Computer » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:29 pm UTC

The Psions! A secret mutant society for mutants!

BIG-R-NOSE5 is so totally a traitor. The Computer means, like, OMG!

BigNose wrote:Uses hidden Stun Gun on BROOKLYN-R-MAN3
BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 slumps to the ground unconscious. He will wake in 48 hours. He then gets set on fire.

Use the Computer Terminal that no-one has taken off me, (cos you all shot more than ONCE), to infect The Computer (by sneezing on it).
In being shot twice, first you were shot once. Ergo, huh?!

Open wide for the neurotoxin aeroplane!

BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 doesn't stir, and will never do so again. Awwwwwwww.
AD-O-CORE5 starts bleeding from his eyelids. BIG-R-NOSE5 begins vomiting incessantly. They both have one hitpoint remaining.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby BigNose » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:26 am UTC

The Computer wrote:BIG-R-NOSE5 is IN DA HOUSE!
K-O-ONG3 attempts to kill BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, but he is already dead.
BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 murders K-O-ONG3, and mutilates his corpse. What a traitor!
AZ-O-EL4 also mutilates that pretty, pretty corpse of BROOKLYN-R-MAN2.
JAY-R-SHU5 staggers under sustained fire from AZ-O-EL4.
WEI-O-LI5 is blasted into pieces.
AD-O-CORE5 takes revenge on AZ-O-EL4, who lies in a pool of blood gasping for breath.

Oh no! What's that sound? Can it be? No! Not the neurotoxin!

JAY-R-SHU5 and AZ-O-EL4 are totally corpsified.
BIG-R-NOSE5, AD-O-CORE5 and BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 have 2 hitpoints remaining

JAY-R-SHU6, WEI-O-LI6, AZ-O-EL5 and K-O-ONG4 rejoin in 48 hours

CAN'T . . . . . . WAIT . . . . . 24 . . . . . . hours . . . . .(On holiday in 12)

MUST . . . . . SHOOT
MUST . . . . . SHOOT

AD-O-CORE5, JOINS US PSIONS!!


Shoots: BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 twice
Adacore wrote:In all honesty, BigNose has been pinging me slightly with almost every post since the start of the game. But he always does - I was utterly convinced he was anti-town for most of Wizardry2 and he was the High Wizard. I just can't read him.

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby The Computer » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:22 am UTC

Oh, wow, such epic fail deserves more NEUROTOXIN!

The last flutters of life in AD-O-CORE5 and BIG-R-NOSE5 peter out and all is still. Ah, the serenity...

Everyone is alive again! Welcome back, AD-O-CORE6, BIG-R-NOSE6, JAY-R-SHU6, WEI-O-LI6, AZ-O-EL5, BROOKLYN-R-MAN4 and K-O-ONG4! Yay!

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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:21 pm UTC

I shoot BIG-R-NOSE6 three times

I shoot AD-O-CORE6 three times.


That is all.
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Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Postby weiyaoli » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:37 pm UTC

Shoot BROOKLYN-R-MAN4 and K-O-ONG4 3 times
And you thought I was crazy...


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