Mods: Silknor and ElectricHaze. Include us on all PMs.
The year was 2047. Twenty two years after the accidental detonation of seven nuclear weapons. And two years after the elimination of the Zombies in the 20 Years War. That's right, this is a post-apocalyptic Mafia game. But that doesn't matter too much.
What matters is that it's been more than a year since a human (of which there are less than a million remaining) set foot inside ZooKCD, the massive Zoo on the premises of the Kansas College of Dinosaurs. And by now the food supplies are running low, and no cage remains intact.
A small group of warriors with great initiative banded together to launch a first strike. Together they took down some of the biggest eaters: the giraffe, the elephant, and the cloned Woolly Mammoth. Without any easy way of identifying these warriors, the best animal minds in the Zoo got together to determine a plan of action. But...they're animals. Not the most creative or analytical creatures. So they just copied the rough outlines of a structure they had heard rumors of in their oral histories, passed down over the generations (22 years is a lot to some of these creatures!). They copied the lynch mob.
And so they gathered in the pen of the long escaped T-Rex, where they assembled into a circle, sat down on their tables, aim their heads straight up, and began the discussion. They might've misremembered a few of the details.
Enjoying your Visit to ZooKCD:
There is a single Mafia team.
There is no cult.
One role, while not strictly speaking a bastard role, has some definite bastardly characteristics. If they die, you'll be told it was them. They do have a fixed set of rules without any randomness, but they're sufficiently outside the mainstream that I wanted to give a heads up.
-2. Elvish Pillager (one-up on Lataro! neener-neener-neener)
-1. Misnomer (I'm not caged in here with you... you're caged in here with me!)
0. Dark Loink (ANIMAL! )
1. Krong (is intrigued)
2. mpolo (after the utter failure in the last turbo, I need redemption)
2.718281828 Martin (I never said I'll be back. Ah well, back in any case)
π. RoadieRich (RoadieRich = R squared)
3.333.... djkjr (rawr?)
4. _infina_ (maybe I can handle 1 game right now.)
5. greenlover (I never really did anything last turbo, soooo)
6. ForAllOfThis (two by two...)
8. Mavketl (gone Nov 13 - Nov 16)
9. roband (there's no limit to player numbers, right?)
777. Brooklynxman (not really 777)
134. Dr Ug (moo).
1337. rrwoods (woof)
SQR(-1) BigNose (You decide where it goes)