I logged in the OTT, I just felt like checking the thread.
I need to coma soon; let hallucinations fill my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and showed me sand, and "Ong", was all he said.
Take a reload Waiters, reload the page for me;
Take a Reload Waiters, And (and) (and) put the newpix on the OTT!
They'd picked up their bags, And went walking 'long the (big) seaside
When I saw Megan and Cueball were walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Megan, come on, leave this bald fool"
She said, "He's pretty lame, but his amoeba's pretty cool"
Hush now, you heretic, or 'suffer' for your crime.
It's just ol' Charles, and He's waitin' on the End of Time.
"Well, Charles, my friend, what about young La Petite?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son: check if La Petite is Minim secretly!"
A molpy hunter followed me, and he caught me in his net
He said, "Oh my Randall, you're the biggest one I've seen yet"
I said, "Wait a minute, M-Scha, on the Outside I'm a man"
He said, "you're in here now boy, I'm-a have to check you're wingspan."
I gotta coma, now, so I don't lose my mind
I'll ketchup tomorrow morn, so I don't get left behind.
Send thanks to old Randall, I hope he doesn't quit,
He's kept me here so long with his words:
Wait for it.