To hurry along BlitzGirl, we could ask the mods to start deleting1 posts. If they start at post #1 and go upwarths, it should create a sort of "caving in" effect behind BlitzGirl (like in the movies!)that should spur her on to go faster!
If it works and also she makes it, her arrival into the present shall be even more epic!
If she doesn't make it, we might have a Gandalfesque2 moment where BlitzGirl's last post is: "Wait For It, you fools", after which she disappears into a dark abyss, only to return later on in the Thread, shinier, title-ier and also more powerfull then ever!
Foolproof and also Win/Win.
1 AFTER making a back-up offcourse!
2 A word I thought I'd never be able to use.
Godspeed to all the OTT travelers! I am one of you now!
- Former (Never was) Grand Mason of the now abolished SandMasons (which off course never existed)
- The Croissant Man (or Period Guy, whatevs)