Flado wrote: edo wrote: Flado wrote:
The if the knights are of the Eastern church, they will be welcomed by the Western Paradox Church, (who will no doubt shun them.)
Speaking of which, nobody isn't unwelcome
in our church, even Knights Temporal, whom we otherwise revere.
Sorry your holiness, is the double negative required? And are not all who are revered in our church therefore shunned?
Perhaps I need <Bra|ket> notation to describe the state of the Knights Temporal:
are they (0.707|revered> + 0.707|shunned>) or (0.707|revered> - 0.707|shunned>) ?
Where I come from, linguistically, double, triple, and generally n-ple negatives are required by law.
Also, the <Bra|ket> notation is herewith anathemized, as I am too lazy to look up its meaning. I suspect it has something to do with superposition, in which case I'd like it and therefore again: ANATHEMA!
And least and not last - Revered Apostate edo will be overseeing Western Paradox Church business while the Patriarch transcends. We have a vacancy for a Transcedental Imaginator. Bribe edo. And don't.
lmjb1964 wrote:I suppose I could start my own religion, but that sounds like way too much work. How do I prove myself worthy to be a Revered Apostate? Do bribes work?
You must provide a paradox to be worthy, however, no one can deem your paradox' worthiness*. Bribes work only on the uncorrupt members of the Apostate, so bribes will not work on me (PM me your bitcoins). If you just want to join, I can shun you as an unbeliever. Shun! Shun! SHUNNNNNNNN! you are now Transcedental Imaginator of the Western Paradox Church.
* the apostrophe police can stick it.
HAL9000 wrote:The two churches are Eastern Unorthodox and Western Paradox, correct?
Also, Eastern Unorthodox is the one that counts buffygirl and Helper among their members, yes?
As there are three leaders of the churches of Time (Pope Helper, Patriarch Flado, and Space-Pope Kryton), yes, there can be no more than two churches.
As there are no cardinals in the Western Paradox Church, we embrace Cardinal Buffygirl as member until such time that she converts to our religion.
But what am I saying (with my blather on the Western Paradox Church, above). My theology is a load of dingoes' kidneys. My would-be paradoxes aren't remotely deserving of the exalted name, but mere contradictions. I'm an unworthy unmember of the Church.
PartingLance - you have be razed to High Holy Heretic. Rise up to kneel before the Creator.
So are you going to make 523+ variations of those shirts and change them every newpix?