Thank you all for your welcome back and your kind words about my last It's-All-Related post
. I enjoyed putting that one together, and especially liked discovering the fact that there was an issue of Time
magazine published on the exact same day that xkcd's "Time" started.
But while it gave a great link to Alvin Lee (although a very sad one in that it was his obituary), I've now realized that I overlooked something glaringly obvious about that magazine issue, which becomes even more apparent given the new OTTscars!!!Look at the cover!!!!As you can see HERE,
the cover features THE POPE!!! O - M - R!
Clearly the GLR has embedded a much deeper level of inter-relatedness than my imperfect human brain could initially understand. But now it's so clear to me!!!Pope Francis
, featured on that cover following the start of his papacy, is the first Pope from the Americas -- "The New World Pope, " as Time
calls it. Is that not obviously a reference to the the true 'Pope' of the OTT -- our Uber Pope/Mome, BlitzGirl???
OK, let me break it down for you:
1. Pope Francis was born "Jorge Mario Bergoglio" on December 17th
, 1936 in Buenos Aires. Argentina. See? December 17th!
That's also the day in 1790 when the Aztec Calendar Stone
was discovered! Clearly this shows how Time
is at the essence of all... What -- Not convinced? Alright, there's more:
2. December 17th is also the day in 1903 when the Wright Brothers
made their first powered flight. We all know how Time flies, and clearly the OTC and OTT have been incredibly powerful. Don't you see the connection??? Well, there's more:
3. The Wright Brothers made their historic first flight at Kill Devil Hills in North Carolina, but the common conception is that it happened at Kitty Hawk
, just up the road. Obviously, this is because the GLR has planned
it that way -- "Kitty Hawk"! Get it? That's cleary linked to both how the OTTers watch the OTC like a hawk AND to Redundakitties
! See how it all comes together, thanks to the wisdom of the GRL? But there's more:
4. "Kitty Hawk" was also the name of the US Naval carrier USS Kitty Hawk
, which served from its commissioning in 1961 until decommissioned in 2009 -- 28 years. See??? Well, how old was the GLR when TIme began on 3/25/2103? Randall Munroe
was born on October 17, 1984, which means that when 1190 came out, he was -- yep, 28! ***smiles and nods knowingly***
Wait --there's more:
5. The USS Kitty Hawk
was used in 1966 to film scenes of the Walt Disney movie, Lt. Robinson Crusoe, USN
, starring Dick Van Dyke and directed by Byron Paul
. Byron Paul's first directing credit? Beat the Clock
. I think it's pretty blatant how that relates to "Time". Yet there's still more:
6. Dick Van Dyke
, who starred in "Lt. Crusoe, USN"
, followed it in 1967 with a starring role in the movie "Divorce American Style"
, produced by Norman Lear
, who also produced Good Times
. I think all the OTTers can agree that our "Time" has been very, very good, indeed. Yes -- there's more:
7. Beginning in 2006, Dick Van Dyke has also starred in the Hallmark Channel series of TV movies, Murder 101
. "Murder 101"
is also the name of a 1991 TV movie
which starred Pierce Brosnan and Dey Young
, who also made an appearance as 'Vicky Norris' in a movie called Doin' Time
. No denying that blatant of a link to the OTT and OTC, right!?!?! And there is STILL more:
8. The star of the movie Murder 101
, Pierce Brosnan
, also starred in the 1992 film Live Wire
. This movie, with a dismal rating of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
clearly points to the fact that the OTC characters are "wire" figures who are "live". I think we can all agree that's pretty obvious. But there's more:
9. "Live Wire"
is also the name of a 2011 novel
by mystery author Harlan Corban
. Corban also wrote novels entitled "Stay Close"
, "Just One Look"
, and "Missing You"
, all of which obviously point to the OTT. Wait -- that's not all:
10. Harlan Corban was raised and schooled in Livingston, New Jersey
. Someone else who lived in Livingston and who graduated from Livingston High School is Jason Alexander
who played "George Costanza" in Seinfeld
, and who also had a starring role in the TV series Everything's Relative
. that's right. Everything IS relative -- AND
related!!! But there's more:
11. Another famous product of Livingston, New Jersey is Chelsea Handler
, who was born there in 1975. The host of Chelsea Lately
, she has always had an edgy approach to comedy, as can been seen in an article from February 17 of this year in Cosmopolitan
, where she talks about her recent safari in Africa. Notice the date of the "17th" again? This shows we're getting close to the final revelation of relatedness!
12. In the Cosmopolitan
article, Chelsea talks in item #3 about the weight gain during the safari. This clearly links to the fact that the GLR has surely decreed that this is a very heavy connection, indeed, and it is revealed when Chelsea says "I had put on so much weight that I had developed a diaperlike rash, which I believed was from wearing jeans that were cutting off my circulation."
There it is -- A "Chelsea Rash!!!"
13. For, LO!, the GLR has deemed in his infinite wisdom. that there be His divine creation known as Chelsea Rash, as seen on this blog
, who is truly most dear to all of those who follow the OTC and the OTT. For this Chelsea Rash is none other than BlitzGirl
, as is revealed in her signature.
Let no-one deny the clear and concise revelation that only deepens the connection between our Pope/Mome BlitzGirl, the glory of the OTT, and all the great wonders of the OTCthat the GLR has created!It is ALL Related!!!
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