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Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:48 pm UTC
by Jafloi
KarMann wrote:
Jafloi wrote:
Spoiler:
buffygirl wrote:
lmjb1964 wrote:Ok, so it looks like no one found these recent newpix to be as ominous as I did. When they looked at us and said, "I think it's going to go away," and then kept looking at us, my first thought was that Randall was trying to tell us that The One True Comic was going away--that we are approaching the End of Time. Sounds like nobody else got that, though, so maybe I'm wrong.

I sorta felt the same way too.


Felt like that, too, but didn't dare say write it out, just in case it was actually true... :(

By the way:
Any ideas what this will turn out to be?
Image


Free (imaginary) coffee and chicken salad sandwich, with optional mayo to the first that get it right :D

BlitzGirl on ice?


Getting closer, but still not there... Go try some of Latent22's delicious cake, maybe that will help?

[Edit:] comatime!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:52 pm UTC
by Latent22
jovialbard wrote:
Latent22 wrote:We are still having a party for BlitzGirl's arrival in the OTC on page 380/381. There is still some cake left over if anyone wants it. But if you want any you have to go back and eat it in a past edit on page 381.


Shouldn't you quickly quote the "it's Blitzgirl" line before serving the cake, so that she doesn't get confused? Just suggestions. Also, jealous because I can't have any cake.

Edit: Unless BlitzGirl brings some into the future with her vest of many pockets...

Yeah adding more quotes is a good idea. Added a quote of an edit which had a another quote of another edit. By quoting all these edits it kind of makes them seem more real :)

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:59 pm UTC
by azule
lmjb1964 wrote:
thirds wrote:"Something is adding water to the sea"

So, it's actually just water. sad-trombone.


Hmm, I hadn't picked up on that. Of course, we don't know what world they're on, so it could be that what they refer to as "water" is really semencancercoffeebaconice9babypixeltoner.

I'm afraid Randall will have to spell it out for us, as the sea can still be made of semencancerbabies and be having water added to it. Nice try, R.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:01 pm UTC
by Jafloi
ShouldhavebeenacomaDONG!
Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:01 pm UTC
by mscha
Yikes, I go away for a few hours, and I've got three four newpages to catch up...

buffygirl wrote:Added to the hat queue mob
-Eternal Density
-mscha

Thanks, much appreciated!

descor wrote:Is newpixbot broken?

Just want to confirm what people already concluded: newpixbot posted because it couldn't find a recent post containing the current hash¹.

Caswallon wrote:So, any predictions for what will happen when we hit the 400th NewPage and the 16,001st newpost on this thread?

The 400th newpage, is (was) that a leap newpage?

macraw83 wrote:
Dracomax wrote:The only things that could be worse from her perspective would be another page of rot13, or a link back to the first post, creating a loop from which she could never escape.

You mean, like this?

Aww, that's so cute, look how naive we were back then... (I say “we”, but I think nobody from page 1 is around anymore.)

HAL9000 wrote:I'm officially declaring a breakaway sect that names the first poster on each page (at that page's genesis, so ignoring changes due to deletion/mod-approved newbie posts) as Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer for that page.

We're doing that again?
I can't wait until I'm the first poster on the page, so I can disband the papacy again...

Jafloi wrote:Seems like the new dyke is not helping...

Too early to tell. Sea level hasn't risen much yet since it was built; once it rises significantly above the ground level behind the dyke, we'll see what happens.

BlitzGirl wrote:
mscha wrote:Haven't seen BlitzGirl around for ages... I'm getting worried about her.

*waves* Still back here, plodding along as usual!

BlitzGirl acknowledged my existence! I'm so happy! *waves back*
Anyway, we've seen plenty of activity from you since I posted that, so I wasn't worried anymore.

thirds wrote:"Something is adding water to the sea"
So, it's actually just water. sad-trombone.

Indeed, this is the first time the word “water” is mentioned, so now we know it's not caffeinatedsemencancerbabies² or whatever³.

descor wrote:
KarMann wrote:
vvn wrote:
Caswallon wrote:It wasn't the ONG, it was the Image url. you need to get the full hash filename: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/56cc97 ... ddc133.png
It is a common mistake.
Try quoting your own post above, then see what the URL shows up as.

I have been uploading the image as an attachment. I figured it is both better proof against server problems and preserves the record against change. Is posting the url better?

Woo hoo! Time for a new schism! It's been too long.

The newpixbot doesn't seem to recognise this method of GONGing and I'm reluctant to get on the wrong side of our future robotic overlords.

The newpixbot actually only cares about the hash¹, so if you post 56cc974221e231683bd46f5a3185f3660b9f791ad051257d1b42f8e474ddc133.png with an unchanged filename, newpixbot will be happy and not post. (This has happened in the past.)
However, I'd stick with posting the link. That's what most of us are doing, so that's nice and consistent. Also, imgs.xkcd.com is very stable, much more so than the forum server (or c.xkcd.com, etc.).


¹: which probably isn't really a hash⁴
²: why does my spelling checker not like this word, it's perfectly good English, no?
³: but then again, why should we believe Cueball, what does he know about the sea?
⁴: can you do that, re-use a footnote?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:09 pm UTC
by AluisioASG
Jafloi wrote:ShouldhavebeenacomaDONG!
Image

It's water!
It's water!

IT'S WATER!

Wheee!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:11 pm UTC
by EraObserver
Anyone else thinking about tidal waves? Doesn't the sea rise up like this right before one hits?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:12 pm UTC
by descor
mscha wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:I'm officially declaring a breakaway sect that names the first poster on each page (at that page's genesis, so ignoring changes due to deletion/mod-approved newbie posts) as Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer for that page.


We're doing that again?
I can't wait until I'm the first poster on the page, so I can disband the papacy again...

As I am PFNP this page, allow me:

I hereby declare that the first poster of a NewPage will no longer become the PFNP for now and all of Time (in the forwards direction).

There, now nobody can take the papacy away from me! I am Pope forever, Muhahahahahaha

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:13 pm UTC
by rmsgrey
Now why did none of us think of that?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:17 pm UTC
by Angelastic
AluisioASG wrote:It's water!
It's water!

IT'S WATER!
Does it have to be water? Maybe someone is adding semen somewhere.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:17 pm UTC
by mscha
EraObserver wrote:Anyone else thinking about tidal waves? Doesn't the sea rise up like this right before one hits?

Au contraire. It's when the sea suddenly pulls back that you need to run for the hills.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:19 pm UTC
by azule
What is raising the level of the sea? Could be BHG's submarine. Though, that might not be gradual enough. Global warming. Yep.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:19 pm UTC
by AluisioASG
Angelastic wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:It's water!
It's water!

IT'S WATER!
Does it have to be water? Maybe someone is adding semen somewhere.

It's irrelevant. For all intents and purposes, it's >99% water.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:21 pm UTC
by Kabuthunk
Kabuthunk wrote:My prediction... I have a feeling that this won't be some thing that just ends by next week. I get the feeling that this will end up being some massive story of sorts that lasts for a full year, with several updates a day.

Man, the more I watch this thing, the more I think that my guess way the hell back on page 12 was too terribly inaccurate.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:22 pm UTC
by HAL9000
descor wrote:
mscha wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:I'm officially declaring a breakaway sect that names the first poster on each page (at that page's genesis, so ignoring changes due to deletion/mod-approved newbie posts) as Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer for that page.


We're doing that again?
I can't wait until I'm the first poster on the page, so I can disband the papacy again...

As I am PFNP this page, allow me:

I hereby declare that the first poster of a NewPage will no longer become the PFNP for now and all of Time (in the forwards direction).

There, now nobody can take the papacy away from me! I am Pope forever, Muhahahahahaha

And yet, the Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customership remains untouched. And it shall remain that way.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:27 pm UTC
by Goggalor
mscha wrote:
macraw83 wrote:
Dracomax wrote:The only things that could be worse from her perspective would be another page of rot13, or a link back to the first post, creating a loop from which she could never escape.

You mean, like this?

Aww, that's so cute, look how naive we were back then... (I say “we”, but I think nobody from page 1 is around anymore.)

I wouldn't consider myself a part of "we", but I was there on the first page. I saw the beginning of it all and I never would have imagined it developing into this.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:29 pm UTC
by vvn
I was pondering how the OTC would be displayed on xkcd after the End of Time. The most obvious seemed to be letting it run through the entire process over and over. This then reminded me of the Book of Kells, which they keep under glass and turn one page a day.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:31 pm UTC
by mscha
Goggalor wrote:
mscha wrote:
macraw83 wrote:
Dracomax wrote:The only things that could be worse from her perspective would be another page of rot13, or a link back to the first post, creating a loop from which she could never escape.

You mean, like this?

Aww, that's so cute, look how naive we were back then... (I say “we”, but I think nobody from page 1 is around anymore.)

I wouldn't consider myself a part of "we", but I was there on the first page. I saw the beginning of it all and I never would have imagined it developing into this.

Indeed you were! Someone give this (wo)man an award for being here through 400+ newpages! :D

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:37 pm UTC
by ChronosDragon
Jafloi wrote:ShouldhavebeenacomaDONG!
Image


That's it, I refuse to believe Randall isn't reading this thread.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:41 pm UTC
by Khrushy
De-lurking from page . . . 150 or something.

I know I should stop placing "outside" assumptions on the comic, and assuming that the sea works in a similar fashion to how it does on the "outside", but their confusion over the sea is starting to annoy me. They can move mountains of sand, they apparently have construction materials to hand, but they can't, or won't, decipher the basic facts about why the sea keeps rising.

I love them for their sandcastles, but their continued cluelessness frustrates me.

Also, I want Randall to bring back LaPetite, her brief appearance intrigued me and I want more.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:50 pm UTC
by ChronosDragon
Khrushy wrote:De-lurking from page . . . 150 or something.

I know I should stop placing "outside" assumptions on the comic, and assuming that the sea works in a similar fashion to how it does on the "outside", but their confusion over the sea is starting to annoy me. They can move mountains of sand, they apparently have construction materials to hand, but they can't, or won't, decipher the basic facts about why the sea keeps rising.

I love them for their sandcastles, but their continued cluelessness frustrates me.

Also, I want Randall to bring back LaPetite, her brief appearance intrigued me and I want more.


Thence the speculation about the "sea" being an inland sea, not a sea, or otherwise not subject to usual tidal forces. Or said tidal forces would be acting in a different direction at the time of the OTC - e.g. maybe it should be low tide right now.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:52 pm UTC
by Purplepants77
azule wrote:
thirds wrote:"Something is adding water to the sea"

So, it's actually just water. sad-trombone.

<snip>
I'm afraid Randall will have to spell it out for us, as the sea can still be made of semencancerbabies and be having water added to it. Nice try, R.


Haha, I had exactly that same thought, All they said was they were adding more water to the sea, which could still be made of semencoffeecancerbaconbabies. Even still, now we know they know it might not be water1:

Spoiler:
ChronosDragon wrote:
Jafloi wrote:ShouldhavebeenacomaDONG!
Image


That's it, I refuse to believe Randall isn't reading this thread.


Latent22 wrote:We are still having a party for BlitzGirl's arrival in the OTC on page 380/381.


Sadly, I posted not a single thing on those pages :(


1 Yeah, I know, I know, she was talking about what is being added in, not whats there so this doesn't help or hurt my case at all. But still, I'm holding out hope for the semencaffeinatedbaconcacercoffeebabies theory since they have yet to say anything definitive about the actual liquid currently contained in the sea, regardless of what is being added :P

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:00 am UTC
by Goggalor
mscha wrote:
Goggalor wrote:
mscha wrote:
macraw83 wrote:
Dracomax wrote:The only things that could be worse from her perspective would be another page of rot13, or a link back to the first post, creating a loop from which she could never escape.

You mean, like this?

Aww, that's so cute, look how naive we were back then... (I say “we”, but I think nobody from page 1 is around anymore.)

I wouldn't consider myself a part of "we", but I was there on the first page. I saw the beginning of it all and I never would have imagined it developing into this.

Indeed you were! Someone give this (wo)man an award for being here through 400+ newpages! :D

I demand a title and/or a hat! Just kidding. Either of those would be cool though.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:01 am UTC
by Eliram
Yin-Yong
Image
Edit: yay.

ALSO: Do you think they might be in some kind of a biosphere experiment
or in a spaceship travelling to a distant planet that is getting near its destination so that the gravity of the new sun starts to make a difference?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:16 am UTC
by Kieryn
EraObserver wrote:Anyone else thinking about tidal waves? Doesn't the sea rise up like this right before one hits?


I think my previous charts have proved that this is not a any kind of wave or tide, because that would be sinusoidal and the rise here seems more like a constant rate, or perhaps linked to some other process.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:20 am UTC
by lmjb1964
Goggalor wrote:
mscha wrote:Indeed you were! Someone give this (wo)man an award for being here through 400+ newpages! :D

I demand a title and/or a hat! Just kidding. Either of those would be cool though.


Can't help with the hat, but

War and Peace.

There ya go.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:21 am UTC
by htom
mscha wrote:
EraObserver wrote:Anyone else thinking about tidal waves? Doesn't the sea rise up like this right before one hits?

Au contraire. It's when the sea suddenly pulls back that you need to run for the hills.


By then you've got at most minutes (at most, maybe ten.) First warning can be a slight rise (a couple of minutes), then the fallback. Or you can have none. It depends on where you are when the leading edge of the wave train arrives, it can be advancing or retreating.

Kieryn -- this could indeed be (except for how long it's taking) be the leading edge before the retreat.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:24 am UTC
by Kieryn
htom wrote:Kieryn -- this could indeed be (except for how long it's taking) be the leading edge before the retreat.

Except that still I would hypothesize that the initial rise would still follow a sine curve profile, or at least a simple polynomial.

P.S. Excited to be wearing my hat now :-) So am I clergy now? What does this mean? Can I officiate weddings?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:36 am UTC
by buffygirl
Angelastic wrote:Buffygirl, I feel like I've done enough for a hat now. Could I please have a hat? Edit: It might need to be small, since I have speech over my head. Or it could encompass the speech. Or you could move the speech.

*nod nods*
You are now in the mob.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:40 am UTC
by mscha
I'm a couple of hours early, but it's way past coma time here.
So let me be the first to congratulate ourselves on our one month tempoversary!
time_first_anniversary.png

(Uh oh, I'm a heretic, I'm using Outside time reckoning.)

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:40 am UTC
by buffygirl
For mscha.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:43 am UTC
by mscha
buffygirl wrote:For mscha.

Aw, that's so cute! Thanks!
And just in time to change my avatar before coma-ing.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:45 am UTC
by EraObserver
Kieryn wrote:
EraObserver wrote:Anyone else thinking about tidal waves? Doesn't the sea rise up like this right before one hits?


I think my previous charts have proved that this is not a any kind of wave or tide, because that would be sinusoidal and the rise here seems more like a constant rate, or perhaps linked to some other process.


Ah. Well, that's what I get for being a slacker and not reading enough. Or bothering to look at Wikipedia before posting something...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:53 am UTC
by vvn
Buffygirl, your hats have been quite good lately.
Spoiler:
buffygirl wrote:For mscha.

Especially since Dogbert would probably be horrified... :)

Edit: BTW, your own hat hasn't changed lately. Are you neglecting your own millinery?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:56 am UTC
by fhorn
I'd been adding additional dialogue as it appears to the Litany but I think the Litany is becoming unweieldy.... add it anyway, and ask congregants to tolerate the ever-lengthening worship service? Declare it all to be silent prayer? Perform interpretive dance instead?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:58 am UTC
by vvn
fhorn wrote:I'd been adding additional dialogue as it appears to the Litany but I think the Litany is becoming unweieldy.... add it anyway, and ask congregants to tolerate the ever-lengthening worship service? Declare it all to be silent prayer? Perform interpretive dance instead?

Perform the full service annually. Abbreviated services for more routine gatherings.

Edit: Interpretive dance would be fun.

Edit: I am Pope? I declare that I am not Pope! Also not Illuminati. Also not a Sandmason.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:59 am UTC
by KarMann
Eliram wrote:Yin-Yong
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/ceaf70 ... cd6bd1.png
Edit: yay.

ALSO: Do you think they might be in some kind of a biosphere experiment
or in a spaceship travelling to a distant planet that is getting near its destination so that the gravity of the new sun starts to make a difference?

Actually, it wouldn't be the force of gravity of the new sun that would matter, it would be the (wait for it) tidal forces that would be relevant. And while gravity decreases with the square of the distance, tidal effects decrease with the cube. And since a star/sun has considerably greater mass than a planet, this means that at the distance that produces a given amount of gravity, the tidal effect is much weaker.
For instance, the Moon's gravitational pull on the Earth is only about 1/200 that of the Sun, and yet the Moon's effect on the tides is about twice as great as the Sun's.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:02 am UTC
by Caswallon
Eliram wrote:ALSO: Do you think they might be in some kind of a biosphere experiment
or in a spaceship travelling to a distant planet that is getting near its destination so that the gravity of the new sun starts to make a difference?

I feel like that may have been suggested.... a few times already :)

But I still assume this is a RAMA sort of situation, and they are on incredibly large alien ship with a sea where they know very little about the mechanics governing their environment.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:02 am UTC
by ggh
higgs-boson wrote:Honestly. Let's round up all known "seas" cut off from the oceans, so rivers may have an impact on the water level.
  • Aral sea - shrinking (the Rus tended some strange projects), not in the bucket.
  • Salton Sea. Three major rivers flowing into it, disqualifying.
  • Caspian Sea - holds (according to wikipedia) 78,200 km³. Which is a LOT. More so, it has a surface of 371,000 km². Melt water? Hum... would be a large iceberg to be melted. No.
  • البحر الميت, err, Dead See - Jordan (the river, not the Hennessy) would be the river. The only one, although some little springs are known around. Surface dropped over the last sixty years. Significantly. It could be, but I guess Cueball would have made a comment after swimming in it.
  • Great Salt Lake. Counts as a sea. Would be a possibility. Since it is a rather shallow one, the coastline changes heavy on rainfalls. On the other hand: Rivers, rivers, rivers.


If we ever get a line of white pixels at the bottom we'll know that it's the Dead Sea.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:07 am UTC
by buffygirl
vvn wrote:Buffygirl, your hats have been quite good lately.
Spoiler:
buffygirl wrote:For mscha.

Especially since Dogbert would probably be horrified... :)

Edit: BTW, your own hat hasn't changed lately. Are you neglecting your own millinery?

yes. Hence the terse replies. :)