We can pretend Megan and Rob are alternating that part if we want. It's both of them.Megan:
Are you the Great Randall?Randall:
Yes, I am,Megan:
Then you must know what can save Time!Randall:
The Child-like Beret-Wearer needs a new name.Megan:
A new name. Is that all? But that's easy! I can give her any name she wants.Randall:
No one from Time can do it, only a human child.Megan:
A human child? Where can I find one?Randall:
They can only be reached beyond the boundaries of Time. You must hurry Megan. We do not know how much longer we can withstand the Fading.
I have failed you, Beret-Wearer.Childlike Beret-Wearer:
No, you haven't. You've brought her with you.Megan:
The Earthling child. The one who can save us all.Megan:
You knew about the Earthling child?!Childlike Beret-Wearer:
Of course. I knew everything.Megan:
My castle was destroyed, I nearly got hit on the head with a bukkit, and I just barely got away from the Fading. For what?! To find out what you already knew?!Childlike Beret-Wearer:
It was the only way to get in touch with an Earthling.Megan:
But I didn't get in touch with an Earthling!Childlike Beret-Wearer:
Yes, you did.Childlike Beret-Wearer:
She has suffered with you. She went through everything you went through. And now, she has come here with you. She's very close. Listening to every word that we say.Megan:
Where is she? If she's so close, why doesn't she arrive?!Childlike Beret-Wearer:
She doesn't realize that she's already a part of xkcd.Megan:
xkcd? What's that?Childlike Beret-Wearer:
Just as she is sharing all your adventures, others are sharing hers. They were with her when she hid from Outside in the internet.
BlitzGirl wrote:But that's impossible!
They were with her when she started reading the One True Thread, in which she's reading her own story right now.
She has to give me a new name. She's already chosen it; she just has to call it out.
The IKEA Platform shakes and cracks. Megan falls over backward and is knocked unconscious by a bukkit. Cueball trips over and falls into the white box.
BlitzGirl wrote:It's only a forum thread; it's not real. It's only a forum thread.
BlitzGirl wrote:Megan! Robball! NO!
BlitzGirl, why don't you do what you dream, BlitzGirl?
BlitzGirl wrote:But I can't! I have to keep my feet on the ground!
Call my name! BlitzGirl, please! Save us!
BlitzGirl wrote:Sharkbait! Ooh-ha-ha!
Why is it so white?Childlike Beret-Wearer:
In the beginning it is always white.A black pixel appears and starts growing until the two faces are outlined. It is coming from an object in the Childlike Beret-Wearer's hand. BlitzGirl looks at it.BlitzGirl:
What is that?Childlike Beret-Wearer:
One grain of sandcoffeesnowbabby. It is all that remains of my vast empire.BlitzGirl:
Time has totally disappeared?Childlike Beret-Wearer:
Then, everything's been in vain.Childlike Beret-Wearer:
No, it hasn't. Time can arise anew, from your dreams and wishes, BlitzGirl.BlitzGirl:
Open your hand.She puts the grain into BlitzGirl's hand, and she looks at it.
What are you going to wish for ?BlitzGirl:
I don't know.Childlike Beret-Wearer:
Then there will be no Time any more.BlitzGirl:
How many wishes do I get?Childlike Beret-Wearer:
As many as you want. And the more wishes you make, the more magnificent Time will become.