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### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:02 pm UTC
Just skipped the last 10 newpages, has anyone ţhought about a way to posţ the frames (other than re-hosting them)?
And who is attacking the casţle??? I don't think it's Megan since Cueball seems startled by that.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:03 pm UTC
Dracomax wrote:
bouer wrote:I just caught up again, we be nearly as insane as the religion section a while ago.

I bet we see another projectile in 1/12 newpix.

Sigh. Thou Shalt not subdivide newpix. It do be commandment #X-32+Y.

I shall explain: Each frame of Time is 1 Time Frame. It is a static moment in Time. The time between two Time Frames is measured as 1 Newpix (NP). One can was, "I stepped away for 1/2 a NP and suddenly we have a religion?" and mean that they were gone for approximately half the time it would take to transition from 1 Time Frame to a new Time Frame, which would be 1 NP. However, if the Time Frame changes, regardless of how much time has passed in the Outside world (outside of Time), then it's still 1NP. There is no exact direct correlation between the passage of Time (or time in Time) and standard measurements of time in the Outside world.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:03 pm UTC
udscbt wrote:Just skipped the last 10 newpages, has anyone ţhought about a way to posţ the frames (other than re-hosting them)?
And who be attacking the casţle??? I don't reckon it be Megan since Cueball seems startled by that.

Everyone's been waiting for Black Hat Guy to show up. Maybe now?

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:03 pm UTC
I think both this forum and the comic are about not taking yourself to seriously.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:03 pm UTC
Now he needs to build a sa.nd cannon. STAT.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:04 pm UTC
Ecalchot wrote:My bad, didn't read the announcements, reckon-did this forum got hacked or something
....define "hacked"....

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:04 pm UTC
udscbt wrote:Just skipped the last 10 newpages, has anyone ţhought about a way to posţ the frames (other than re-hosting them)?
And who be attacking the casţle??? I don't reckon it be Megan since Cueball seems startled by that.

Megan is not observed, so she is under suspicion anyway!

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:04 pm UTC
k.bookbinder wrote:I shall explain: Each frame of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! be 1 Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame. It be a static moment in Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!. The Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! between two Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frames be measured as 1 Newpix (NP). One tin be-did, "I stepped away for 1/2 a NP and suddenly we have a religion?" and mean that they be-did go-done for approximately half the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! it woll-did take to transition from 1 Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame to a new Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame, which woll-did be 1 NP. However, if the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame changes, regardless of how much Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! has passed in the Outside world (outside of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!), then it be still 1NP. There be no exact direct correlation between the passage of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! (or Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! in Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!) and standard measurements of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! in the Outside world.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:04 pm UTC
He looks so sad.... There will be blood.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:04 pm UTC

Hope the wiki can take the strain...

Now it's Cueball's turn to look sad

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:04 pm UTC
k.bookbinder wrote:
Dracomax wrote:
bouer wrote:I just caught up again, we be nearly as insane as the religion section a while ago.

I bet we see another projectile in 1/12 newpix.

Sigh. Thou Shalt not subdivide newpix. It do be commandment #X-32+Y.

I shall explain: Each frame of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! be 1 Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame. It be a static moment in Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!. The Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! between two Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frames be measured as 1 Newpix (NP)‽ One tin be-did, "I stepped away for 1/2 a NP and suddenly we have a religion?" and mean that they be-did go-done for approximately half the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! it woll-did take to transition from 1 Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame to a new Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame, which woll-did be 1 NP. However, if the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame changes, regardless of how much Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! has passed in the Outside world (outside of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!), then it be still 1NP. There be no exact direct correlation between the passage of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! (or Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! in Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!) and standard measurements of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! in the Outside world.

All is now clear as mud.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are_ on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:05 pm UTC
So.. hwæt translate to Star Date?
hwæt be this weird font that seem unaffected?
#X-32+Y. ??? WTFBBQ?

### Re: 1190: "Timie Wimey"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:05 pm UTC
[past-azule]

Still stuck in the fucking past! Looks like the forums have started to fılter just to fuck with this threªd. It ıs making it really hard to catch up and still enjoy this comic (but really, this forum's posts). Maybe the creator ıs jealous of the enjoyment we ªre getting, basically, without his "precious". *shrug* Maybe admin/mods just hate us, well, future yous. Whªt the fuck you guys do? LOL! Maybe none of this ıs related.

Yeah, considering not even continuing from this point on [@ frame 177; posting 1080]. Sucking the joy out of things should be the job of trolls and off-topic ranters, not officials. *sigh*

Tıme wıll tell.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:05 pm UTC
Newpixians (used as a geographical term not a religious term) I beg you to stay strong in these t_imes of true insanity,
i have added a new page to the wiki with a list of kn_own words.
don't let the outsiders change the conversation to other than our true mission in this brave new world.

### Re: 1190: "Timie Wimey"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:05 pm UTC
azule wrote:[past-azule]

Still stuck in the fucking past! Looks like the forums have started to fılter just to fuck with this threªd. It ıs making it really hard to catch up and still enjoy this comic (but really, this forum's posts)‽ Maybe the creator ıs jealous of the enjoyment we ªre getting, basically, without his "precious"‽ *shrug* Maybe admin/mods just hate us, well, future yous. Whªt the fuck you guys do? LOL! Maybe none of this ıs related.

Yeah, considering not even continuing from this point on [@ frame 177; posting 1080]‽ Sucking the joy out of things should be the job of trolls and off-topic ranters, not officials. *sigh*

Tıme wıll tell.

Announcements

Do you read them?

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:06 pm UTC
k.bookbinder wrote:I shall explain: Each frame of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! be 1 Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame. It be a static moment in Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!. The Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! between two Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frames be measured as 1 Newpix (NP)‽ One tin be-did, "I stepped away for 1/2 a NP and suddenly we have a religion?" and mean that they be-did go-done for approximately half the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! it woll-did take to transition from 1 Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame to a new Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame, which woll-did be 1 NP. However, if the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Frame changes, regardless of how much Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! has passed in the Outside world (outside of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!), then it be still 1NP. There be no exact direct correlation between the passage of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! (or Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! in Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!) and standard measurements of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! in the Outside world.

The way this has been corrected... awesome!

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:06 pm UTC
Tre-bu-chet! Tre-bu-chet! Tre-bu-chet!

Ancient Text ג:
Spoiler:
A voice cries out from the needle-pulled thing, “MAKE STRAIGHT THE PATH FOR THE ONE WHO IS TO COME; MAKE YOUR QUOTES WELL TRIMMED AND YOUR POSTS BE CONCISE; FOR CERTAINLY IT BE FUNNY WHEN THE QUOTES BE DEEP; BUT HER TASK IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY, SO PLEASE, NO MORE BIG ASS POSTS.”

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:06 pm UTC
Is-this-a-new-period? Are-we-gonna-speculate-on-when/if-Megan-will-return-again?

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:06 pm UTC
peewee_RotA wrote:I challenge the admins to figure out a way to make this thr.ead not be affected by the timewarp. I bet they ca.n't do it!

I challenge the mods to make this thread be even more affected than all the other threads!

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:07 pm UTC
Goggalor wrote:
peewee_RotA wrote:I challenge the admins to figure out a way to make this thr.ead not be affected by the timewarp. I bet they ca.n't do it!

I challenge the mods to make this small sequence of programmed instructions be even more affected than all the other threads!

I don't think I can do that.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:07 pm UTC
David1618 wrote:
k.bookbinder wrote:
Dracomax wrote:
bouer wrote:I just caught up again, we be nearly as insane as the religion section a while ago.

I bet we see another projectile in 1/12 newpix.

Sigh. Thou Shalt not subdivide newpix. It do be commandment #X-32+Y.

I shall explain: Each frame of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! be 1 Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame. It be a static moment in Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!‽ The Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! between two Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frames be measured as 1 Newpix (NP)‽ One tin be-did, "I stepped away for 1/2 a NP and suddenly we have a religion?" and mean that they be-did go-done for approximately half the Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! it woll-did take to transition from 1 Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame to a new Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame, which woll-did be 1 NP. However, if the Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame changes, regardless of how much Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! has passed in the Outside world (outside of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!), then it be still 1NP. There be no exact direct correlation between the passage of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! (or Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! in Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!) and standard measurements of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! in the Outside world.

All be now clear as mud.

Just replace "time" with the word T-I-M-E. Do try and keep up

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:08 pm UTC
If you look at the trajectory of the projectile, whoever or whatever threw it must be very close to the left frame.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:08 pm UTC
maqist wrote:Sleep deprivation combined with the decline of the English wordy-writey-meaning-conveying-wibbly-wobbly stuff in this forum be taking its toll, and so I reckon now may-did be a good Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! to bow out and get on with the rest of my life (for a day or two at least)‽

Before I go I just wanted to thank everyone who has helped make the past week so enjoyable. It has be-done a pleasure lurking with you guys / you people / y'all ?

Diolch i chi, a nos da

Hang on, whut? A Welsh speaker in a timezone where it's night? Unless this is another example of the madness and there's a welsh-speaking mod around?

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:08 pm UTC
Do the mods get tired of having to read so many posts when a thread goes crazy like this one? I wonder if they mess with us as a gentle way to discourage endless conversations about nonsense.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:08 pm UTC
I WANT TO GET OFF!

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:09 pm UTC
LEGEND:

I-S: is
I-T-'-S: it's
A-R-E: are
B-E-E-N: been
W-I-L-L: will
W-A-S: was
W-H-A-T: what
W-O-U-L-D: would
T-I-M-E: time
C-A-N: can
C-A-N-'-T: can't
C-A-N-N-O-T: cannot
S-P-A-M: spam
L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E: language
B-E-T-T-E-R: better
W-O-R-S-E: worse
S-A-I-D: said
K_N_O_W: K-N-O-W: know
P-O-S-T: post
T-H-O-U-G-H-T: thought
S-A-N-D: sand

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:09 pm UTC
Dracomax wrote:
bouer wrote:I just caught up again, we be nearly as insane as the religion section a while ago.

I bet we see another projectile in 1/12 newpix.

Sigh. Thou Shalt not subdivide newpix. It do be commandment #X-32+Y.

Learn the metric measurments. That would be 1.66 metric grains

(Or 1.33 standard grains)

http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/Newpix

### Re: 1190: "Timie Wimey"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:09 pm UTC
azule wrote:[past-azule]

Still stuck in the fucking past! Looks like the forums have started to fılter just to fuck with this threªd. It ıs making it really hard to catch up and still enjoy this comic (but really, this forum's posts)‽ Maybe the creator ıs jealous of the enjoyment we ªre getting, basically, without his "precious"‽ *shrug* Maybe admin/mods just hate us, well, future yous. Whªt the fuck you guys do? LOL! Maybe none of this ıs related.

Yeah, considering not even continuing from this point on [@ frame 177; posting 1080]‽ Sucking the joy out of things should be the job of trolls and off-topic ranters, not officials. *sigh*

Tıme wıll tell.

Chillax. There's more than one way to have joy. This too is one of them.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:10 pm UTC
The Owl wrote:
maqist wrote:Sleep deprivation combined with the decline of the English wordy-writey-meaning-conveying-wibbly-wobbly stuff in this forum be taking its toll, and so I reckon now may-did be a good Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! to bow out and get on with the rest of my life (for a day or two at least)‽

Before I go I just wanted to thank everyone who has helped make the past week so enjoyable. It has be-done a pleasure lurking with you guys / you people / y'all ?

Diolch i chi, a nos da

Hang on, whut? A Welsh speaker in a timezone where it be night? Unless this be another example of the RECKONING and there be a welsh-speaking mod around?
I don't recall any of the mods being able to Welsh.

While I may be mistaken, that is no filter. That person's Welshier than Welshy. And he was Welsh.

belliott4488 wrote:Do the mods get tired of having to read so many posts when a small sequence of programmed instructions goes crazy like this one? I wonder if they mess with us as a gentle way to discourage endless conversations about nonsense.
I don't.

Dictator wrote:LEGEND:

I-S: be
I-T-'-S: it be
A-R-E: be
B-E-E-N: be-done
W-I-L-L: woll
W-A-S: be-did
W-H-A-T: hwæt
W-O-U-L-D: woll-did
T-I-M-E: Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!
C-A-N: tin
C-A-N-'-T: tin't
C-A-N-N-O-T: tinnot
T-H-R-E-A-D: small sequence of programmed instructions
S-P-A-M: an entirely legitimate stake by someone who didn't read the rules
L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E: wordy-writey-meaning-conveying-wibbly-wobbly stuff
B-E-T-T-E-R: gooder
S-A-I-D: say-did
K_N_O_W: k-e-n: ken
P-O-S-T: stake
T-H-O-U-G-H-T: reckon-did
S-A-N-D: Magic

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:10 pm UTC
Srt252 wrote:Is-this-a-new-period? Are-we-gonna-speculate-on-when/if-Megan-will-return-again?

Megan will bed replace by a younger woman to attract more young viewers. This to satisfy the sponsors.
Or she will be back to punish Cueball for his recurring destructions.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:10 pm UTC
Dictator wrote:LEGEND:

I-S: be
I-T-'-S: it be
A-R-E: be
B-E-E-N: be-done
W-I-L-L: woll
W-A-S: be-did
W-H-A-T: hwæt
W-O-U-L-D: woll-did
T-I-M-E: Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!
C-A-N: tin
C-A-N-'-T: tin't
C-A-N-N-O-T: tinnot
T-H-R-E-A-D: small sequence of programmed instructions
S-P-A-M: an entirely legitimate stake by someone who didn't read the rules
L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E: wordy-writey-meaning-conveying-wibbly-wobbly stuff
B-E-T-T-E-R: gooder
S-A-I-D: say-did
K_N_O_W: k-e-n: ken
P-O-S-T: stake
T-H-O-U-G-H-T: reckon-did
S-A-N-D: Magic

M a n and w o m a n are now werman and wyfman, too.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:11 pm UTC
Four more years! (Of 1190)

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:11 pm UTC
k.bookbinder wrote:
David1618 wrote:
k.bookbinder wrote:
Dracomax wrote:
bouer wrote:I just caught up again, we be nearly as insane as the religion section a while ago.

I bet we see another projectile in 1/12 newpix.

Sigh. Thou Shalt not subdivide newpix. It do be commandment #X-32+Y.

I shall explain: Each frame of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! be 1 Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame. It be a static moment in Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!‽ The Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! between two Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frames be measured as 1 Newpix (NP)‽ One tin be-did, "I stepped away for 1/2 a NP and suddenly we have a religion?" and mean that they be-did go-done for approximately half the Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! it woll-did take to transition from 1 Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame to a new Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame, which woll-did be 1 NP. However, if the Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! Frame changes, regardless of how much Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! has passed in the Outside world (outside of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!), then it be still 1NP. There be no exact direct correlation between the passage of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! (or Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! in Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!) and standard measurements of Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! in the Outside world.

All be now clear as mud.

Just replace "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!" with the word T-I-M-E. Do try and keep up

I know haha, I was just remarking about the beautiful work done on the post by the gods' noble efforts.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:11 pm UTC
I seem to have gotten some wordy-writey-meaning-conveying-wibbly-wobbly gunk stuck in my head the wrong way, and I'm not sure if I can communicate with your religion any longer. I'll just sit here banging on my head until things clear up.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:12 pm UTC

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:13 pm UTC

Also, lol @ S-econd now being Sexy.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:13 pm UTC
Dracomax wrote:Okay, I come back after another 30 or so newpix, and discover that somewhere along the line, people have invented some sort of 1981-esque newspeak, and be mystified, confused, shocked, appalled, and somewhat intrigued by the evolution of the new "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!" society.

This morning I installed a Chrome extension that slowly immerses you in a new l_angu_age_ by replacing random words with words from one you want to learn.

Then I came here this morning to get caught up and the entire lingo of this t_hread seems to have gone haywire.

I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the extension went bonkers, until thankfully I saw your p_o_s_t confirming that no, it's not the browser, it's the people! The Mods Must Be Crazy!

Oy.

### Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:13 pm UTC
I'm increasingly sure that things do not advance unless Megan is present in the frame. When she is not, things do not advance beyond her last appearance: at most they change somewhat (or move backwards, then advance to something similar to her departure state).

Also, did The Object change size at all during the two frames it was visible? If so, it may be coming from an angle, rather than directly to one side.

### Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:13 pm UTC